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Car Talk › Re: Benz Vs Honda: Head On Collision! by coogar: 2:49pm On Mar 27, 2013
sauer: http://www.physicsclassroom.com/reviews/momentum/momans.cfm

Basic rules of momentum and momentum changes in physics here for anyone to check.

Momentum will always be conserved in a collision.

One question answered on that page is:

Q: When a moving object collides with a stationary object of identical mass, the stationary object encounters the greater collision force.

A: FALSE - In any collision, the colliding objects exert equal and opposite forces upon each other as the result of the collision interaction. There are no exceptions to this rule.


I think this proves my case. Enough of shouting; more of physics!
Nature wanted momentum conserved and of course naturally dented the Honda to enable momentum conservation.
but the benz and the honda are not of equal mass, why is your physics so flawed?
Car Talk › Re: Benz Vs Honda: Head On Collision! by coogar: 2:21pm On Mar 27, 2013
sauer: Okay good. If the Benz rammed into a stationary identical Benz: think about it for a minute bro. . . .Identical. Stationary. The damage to both cars SHOULD, theoretically, be the same, everything being equal.
the damage to both cars cannot be the same - the stationary object would definitely come off worse. what are you telling me? it would absorb most of the impact while waiting like a sitting duck with the windows shattered!


I agree the picture is not conclusive. However, it doesn't mean we can't draw reasonable inferences. To this end, your earlier conclusions were wrong and from indications it appears you have seen this. You should admit you were wrong.
how can you draw inferences from assumptions?
if the honda had rammed into the benz in a stationary position, the benz would come off worse as well.
Family › Re: Choristers Fighting Over Choirmaster Cut Each Other With Blade (picture) by coogar: 2:17pm On Mar 27, 2013
oladimejiX: perhaps ypu should do a search on the story before you stick to your guns on this matter, what was posted here is an excerpt of the full news, why don't you go read it here http://www.nigeriagalleria.com/news/fullnews.php?fn_id=4898 and see full details of the court proceedings on the case, maybe then you would quit repeating, it's fake
na wa for u o
this is what you should have done in the first place instead of posting a useless link that looked like it was penned by an agbero. when i read articles, i want to see quotes in it. the headlines do not move me - too many fake stories on the internet!
Car Talk › Re: Benz Vs Honda: Head On Collision! by coogar: 2:10pm On Mar 27, 2013
sauer: Of course, m1 is not equal to m2. I only set out with the variables you provided yourself up there. Remember? That's how I came about v2.
My argument is only that it had more to do with the material the Benz is made up of, and you just confirmed this, that the Benz is considerably weightier than the Honda. Proceeding from here, we can see why the Honda got dented.
i disagree......if the benz rammed into a stationary identical car, the damage would be the same. the honda is a car too made of steel, it's not a sheep or a bag of diapers.

Benz would move of course. That's because this is not a purely elastic collision. It can't be an elastic collision. In spite of that, the most of the energy involved in the collision didn't translate into full motion of the Honda. If the Honda subsequently moved at the speed at which the Benz hit it, then it wouldn't have got dented.
some of the energy would be converted to sound, heat, etc. in a nutshell, the picture is not conclusive enough.

Sibrah: They are both cars but aren't made of the same material. Most newer cars have more plastics in them than the older cars. If action and reaction are equal and opp. You shld know that the impact on both sides are equal but the material strength will of the materials largely involved (Bumper and parts directly connected to the bumper) in the impact will determine the level of deformity experienced on both sides. The line of arguement you are presenting is what confused novice present anytime they get into such arguments as a result of accidents.
so compare like for like.......don't use wood and wax as examples when the issue is about 2 cars.

sauer: Really proceeding from a beautiful example Lagusta gave: if the Benz had rammed into a trailer, the trailer would get more damaged, right? smh!
trailer is heavier....massive enough to take the momentum of the benz. let a speeding hummer ram into a stationary cocacola truck and let's see who would come off worse!
Car Talk › Re: Benz Vs Honda: Head On Collision! by coogar: 1:55pm On Mar 27, 2013
[quote author=BABE!]Multiply the weight of the head by 10= 200lbs. If 10 men headbutt a 70lbs stationary HARD rock, they will all suffer.

When you're less busy, lets do some practicals.[/quote]they would destroy the rock.......if 10 yokozunas ram their backsides on a 70lb rock, the rock would flatten!
Car Talk › Re: Benz Vs Honda: Head On Collision! by coogar: 1:50pm On Mar 27, 2013
[quote author=BABE!]Now the question is, are the skeletal materials for both cars the same ? Are their masses even the same ?

If a 150lbs human being headbutt a stationary 70lbs hard rock, the human being will suffer the most.

If the Honda was made of a much more stronger/relective material, it's very possible that more damage would have been done to the Benz.

Material does play an important role.[/quote]if a 150lbs human being headbutt a stationary 70lbs hardrock, the human being would suffer the most because his head weighs less than 20lbs. the point of contact is only his head and not his total 150lbs weight.

Sibrah: Olodo . . . its all about the strength of the materials comprising the two systems - Honda and Mercedes Benz. If a stationary wooden object gets rammed into by a another object covered in a malleable substance like soap or candle wax, do u think the wood will get damaged/deformed more at the expense of the wood? The wood may bounce back and change position based on the momentum(high Mass or high velocity) of the maleable object because action and reaction are equal and opp but will hardly get damaged. It is a purely a Strength of Material thing.
you must have failed physics in class - why are people bringing up ridiculous examples. the benz and the honda are both cars, shaped almost the same way and the point of collusion is almost the same surface area.....now they are using soap rammed into wood.

who is the olodo? with this idiotic logic of yours, it's not hard to see why you failed physics in your junior high!
Car Talk › Re: Benz Vs Honda: Head On Collision! by coogar: 1:45pm On Mar 27, 2013
sauer: That formula means all the kinetic energy from the benz should transfer to the honda and move it. Assuming no energy lost, Benz should become stationary and Honda should move at v1=50m/s, well that's if it could move. Apparently, it didn't move too far (as evidenced from the picture), and the remainder energy simply dented the car. Point is, the material it's made of absorbed most of the energy and prevented motion.
benz would not become stationary, it would still move after the collision, honda would also move some distance and thus taking some impact from the benz. that's simple logic. if the material both cars are made of is the key then the benz is considerably weightier than the honda. thicker material means bigger mass so m1 and m2 are not equal!

This proves no point.
yes it does -
a moving object holds all the aces provided the moving object and the stationary object have roughly equal mass.
Car Talk › Re: Benz Vs Honda: Head On Collision! by coogar: 1:35pm On Mar 27, 2013
gboss4sure: Forget physics, if na the M Benz jamed a trailer now would you have brought physics into it.
trailer have a bigger mass to withstand the impact a smaller car would bring. the trailer would still take some damage albeit small.

sauer: No, nothing stops the collision from "causing extensive damage" to the moving object. The vibration resulting from that cash should naturally also affect the moving car. Think about this for a minute, a car crashes into a solid, immovable wall. The vibrations resulting from that crash will all be reflected back into the car and will dent it.
The reason is cos the wall is totally reflective, mainly because of the material it's made of.
you are assuming a lot here - if a moving object collides with a stone wall, a lot of variables are at play. what's the mass of the bricks that made the wall? what's the mass of the moving object and it's speed? if the momentum of the moving object is bigger than the brick wall, the moving object would destroy it. if a german panza tank rams into a prison wall for instance, the wall would dissolve like garri in water and the tank would suffer no damage at all. the tank is super-heavy with a considerable speed.

If the wall were made of a different material, could move and is not totally reflective. What gets dented (car or wall) is now totally dependent on material.
the material would get translated to the mass. the thicker the material, the more mass!
Car Talk › Re: Benz Vs Honda: Head On Collision! by coogar: 1:29pm On Mar 27, 2013
Lagusta: hmmm, now that was harsh, most of us know the law of inertia nah, and that special formula

m1v1+m2v2=v(m1+m2)

so as u can see, energy is conserved, there will only be a common velocity when the two masses collide....
Abi i no get am ni
you no get am at all....
let's assume the benz and the honda have equal mass.
m1 = 1200kg and m2 = 1200kg
v1 = 50m/s and v2 = 0m/s
the stationary car has no momentum. it's just there waiting to be räped. then the benz rams into it. what your formular is trying to prove is the common velocity both objects would travel after collision - you should be looking for impact = Ft

Lagusta: grin grin grin grin grin

but seroiusly, german machines are stronger than those jap stuff...

Oh, and the bulletproof Gwagon go still stand kakaraka like zuma rock, while the landcruiser...... Well, i hope the engine will be spared shaa
get a bulletproof landcruiser to ram into a stationary bulletproof g-wagon and come back here and show me the result.
Car Talk › Re: Benz Vs Honda: Head On Collision! by coogar: 1:17pm On Mar 27, 2013
sublimes: didn't you read in the OP's post that the Honda was stationary and the benz in motion? Please be sensible.
you can easily tell apart the people that skipped physics classes in high school to chase grass-cutters in the bush.

sauer: Am not so sure about this. Theoretically, this would be an elastic collision where mass and energy will be conserved, even though we know there'll still be some loss to environment.


Because one body was stationary, it had zero velocity; it'll be set in motion by the other body of roughly equal mass. The theory says nothing about the stationary body getting more damaged than the moving body. Apparently, its potential energy was insufficient to take the full force of the moving Mercedes. As a result, it had to give way.
the momentum of the moving object would cause extensive damage to the stationary object. it would set it in motion and the force that sets in motion would damage the stationary object. that law applies to any collusion.
Car Talk › Re: Benz Vs Honda: Head On Collision! by coogar: 1:12pm On Mar 27, 2013
Lagusta: Abeg make we bone physics joor, this is practical.... The materials used to make a german machine are more durable, stronger and even more appealing to the eyes than those japanese toys

are u now trying to tell me that if it rammed into a trailer, na the trailer go first spoil baahuh?

Abeg make una no vex me for here ooo
park a benz(G-wagon) and let a toyota landcruiser at 90 km/hr ram into it. let's put the durable german materials into test.
Car Talk › Re: Benz Vs Honda: Head On Collision! by coogar: 1:00pm On Mar 27, 2013
[quote author=Lord_Reed]This accident took place in the car park of my office so I don't know what speed it happened at but the Honda was parked and the Benz rammed into it.

Here's the Benz.[/quote]the stationary object would be more damaged - that's physics......
if they collided with the same speed, then the smaller object would take more damage. it's about the mass and the velocity.
Celebrities › Re: Fake Kim Kardashian Tweet Causes Uproar On Twitter by coogar: 12:53pm On Mar 27, 2013
hornipipe: At 42 you still have dreams and aspirations to be a millionaire.?
At 42 you come on here insulting a lady who doesn't give a fùck about your existence, did bill gate and co ever come on a public forum to display such level of stupidity and ignorance?
At 42 you think the so called hero's you mentioned above allowed negative energy becloud their sense of reasoning when they were younger.
At 42 you look up to mark as a mentor, the same mark whom you're old enough to father.
Rovolva if there is anyone who should be accused of suffering from low self esteem that person should be you.
Now revolva answer my question did kim kardashian fùck your dad?
She got her fame thorough a sèx tape yes, but I'll rather watch kim's tape a million times than even thinking of buying one of your sister's if she ever did one.
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Celebrities › Re: Fake Kim Kardashian Tweet Causes Uproar On Twitter by coogar: 12:44pm On Mar 27, 2013
Hugoboi: In other words, you are saying the end justifies the means right? I'm sorry but ur logic is flawed. Maybe you'd see nothing wrong in earning millions of dollars being a "Indecency super star" like say....Lexington Steele
how's she a pörn star?
so if you make a home video of you shâgging your girlfriend, then it makes you a pörn actor? nigerians make me laugh sha. this is something everyone does behind closed doors. someone had the balls to record her sex session and sell it to the world to make money and you are calling her a pörn star? would you not rather make cool money for all those sweats and energy you waste havïng sex with priscilla(your girlfriend)?
Family › Re: Choristers Fighting Over Choirmaster Cut Each Other With Blade (picture) by coogar: 12:41pm On Mar 27, 2013
oladimejiX: it's not a fake story, it was carried by punch and it was also on the radio, so i wonder why u are blatantly concluding its a fake news
it's a fake story.
why are they only showing the victim? where are the culprits? show me one quote from any of the parties involved in this fake news. where is the investigating officer assigned to deal with this matter? you people in your bid to cop traffic to your blogs make up nonsense stories to fleece unsuspecting nigerians.

i repeat, it's a fake story!
Celebrities › Re: Fake Kim Kardashian Tweet Causes Uproar On Twitter by coogar: 12:38pm On Mar 27, 2013
Revolva: You are an idiot of low self esteem...I dissed kim and u are here crying her cry...what ma business if she is worth 40milla usd plus..who cares..I can't look up to her for my dreams and aspiration to be a millionaire..folks like Zukerberg, bill gates, larry and sergey of google..name dem those are my heros..ok and some rappers and actors of good standards not this bitch..am sure she is not brillant enough!!! Her beauty is just helping her..dats why she has no talent only to suck BBD ..and u idiot dey cry her cry!!!! Nigga f.uck u
you are just a bag of hot air.
she has no talent and yet a citizen of your country paid her $500,000 for a 10-min cameo? hypocrisy at it's very best. if it's not your business that she's worth $40m, why are you here spitting saliva like a photosensitive epileptic patient?
Celebrities › Re: Fake Kim Kardashian Tweet Causes Uproar On Twitter by coogar: 12:33pm On Mar 27, 2013
Hugoboi: Let me give you one reason.

In the words of Daniel Craig,its awful when one gets paid millions of dollars to act like a "complete idiot" on national tv.

There you have it.
she should actually be applauded!
how can an untalented woman who can neither sing nor dance fool people so much to earn $40,000 per TV episode. she's a genius and the people who call her a próstitute her morons. she slëpt with her boyfriend and made money with it. nigerian women do that on a regular basis for cheap meals of TFC and MrBiggs.....

dopeJemi: Omo! Na dat 2face own dey vex me pass.. I'm overwheLmed by d rate of stupidity and ignorance of nigerians, Gawd! Its so annoying
you have to blame the telecoms company that sold internet cheaply to a bunch of morons. the illiterates and the educated folks all have access to the internet so what do you expect?
Family › Re: Choristers Fighting Over Choirmaster Cut Each Other With Blade (picture) by coogar: 12:15pm On Mar 27, 2013
xynerise: This looks like a tribal mark to me undecided
or a woman that stole or someone that has just been accused of witchery.
Celebrities › Re: Fake Kim Kardashian Tweet Causes Uproar On Twitter by coogar: 12:14pm On Mar 27, 2013
dopeJemi: @goldfish.. I don't care wen d topic was edited, I saw d "fake" when dis thread had 2pages and i stilL saw insuLts fLying in 4rm different peeps nau we r in page3 and insuLts r stilL fLying in and dat is what I calL sheer Ignorance and pLain stupidity.. Look at d case of eboue, after he had openLy cm out 2 say he wasn't d 1 dat tweeted dat ish abt nigeria and mikeL, some fooLish nigerians stilL used it against him and insulted his generation, nau telL me if dats not a dispLay of ignorance and stupidity.. Look I don't Like kim, buh when I saw d tweet even b4 it was decLared Fake I knew it wasn't reaL and I wasn't moved by it.. We nigerians r d most ignorant set of peopLe on earth and untiL we reduce our LeveL of ignorance I won't stop saying it
nigerians are like a keg of gunpowder......
they all walk around with anger and venom in their system.....any opportunity to insult would be taken advantage of. it does not matter whether the story is fake or real. they did with the eboue saga, they are all writing stüpid letters to 2face as we speak because he chose to do his wedding in dubai. what sort of people are nigerians?
Celebrities › Re: Fake Kim Kardashian Tweet Causes Uproar On Twitter by coogar: 12:08pm On Mar 27, 2013
AMTS: It's her real handle. It has over 17million followers. She is just å crazy bitch for sayn dat. Dt Scott guy, I don't blame him since he's d wife in d home. He's d one lookn like Ape. Ugly thing. I don't knw y kourtney even married him. He is just å decoratn in d house.
it's not her real handle - stop misinforming the public!
that's a crappy photoshop job. go to her twitter page and show us this tweet. the guy that made this photoshop is laughing at your stupidity!
Celebrities › Re: Dubai Wedding: Nigerians Criticise 2Face Idibia by coogar: 12:06pm On Mar 27, 2013
amina is a lunatic....

obviously, one of the reasons 2face did his wedding in dubai is because of obsessive bats like amina. newlyweds should be congratulated - criticise them for their choice of wedding venue already tells me amina is probably mentally-ill.
Family › Re: Choristers Fighting Over Choirmaster Cut Each Other With Blade (picture) by coogar: 11:55am On Mar 27, 2013
fake story....
Celebrities › Re: Fake Kim Kardashian Tweet Causes Uproar On Twitter by coogar: 11:44am On Mar 27, 2013
[quote author=cb_917d]Well said. Ignorant and stvpid people reply to this thread blindly. By your reactions on NL, likes, shares on FB, you're actually letting the initiator of this fake tweet realize his/her aim. And to your disbelief, you've earned her even more followers, yeah just like that yeye boy that was assaulted by Hazard of Chelsea.[/quote]nigerians for you......
you sometimes wonder whether our people are worth the certificates they carry. i can go on photoshop now and make jonathan goodluck eating human faeces - put a caption on it and half of the country would believe it..........it's really a shame people don't do any research before spilling their guts. the poverty has turned people into angry beasts!
Celebrities › Re: Fake Kim Kardashian Tweet Causes Uproar On Twitter by coogar: 1:21am On Mar 27, 2013
ikamefa: shuo!!!! see jamb kweshion ohhhhh shocked
how i for sabi?
maybe she get pregnancy brain touch or something smiley
sakes!
anyways, you confessed you never liked her from day one so it's futile trying to convince you. i really don't understand why people hate her so much!
Celebrities › Re: Fake Kim Kardashian Tweet Causes Uproar On Twitter by coogar: 1:09am On Mar 27, 2013
ikamefa: oga if it floats yah boat carry go!
slowly sipping on my haterade ejoor! cheesy
till i see enough proof that those tweets are not from her
abeg leave us make we too use fake account/s curse am cheesy
after all we all cant be silly to ruin our various brands too wink " grin "
it was her parody account
there must be 30,000 fake accounts of kim kardashian on twitter. why would she say such about nigeria after netting $500k for a cameo appearance?
Celebrities › Re: Fake Kim Kardashian Tweet Causes Uproar On Twitter by coogar: 12:59am On Mar 27, 2013
ikamefa: grin
grin
grin
grin

wedah the comments na from fake account
or na real one
me i nor like de gal from day one
this armenian P&$$y- peddler don overstep her boundary
going by the comments on the blogs i've been looking at
9ja peeps do use words murder de ashawo bastard grin grin grin grin

make i siddon learn new curse words jare
oya oh . let the curses resume eejooor!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
shaking my head.....
what has kim done to generate so much hatred from people? that's not her account - she cannot be that silly to ruin her brand by making a racist comment! nigerians should chill out and stop hating. i am not kim's fan but if this hatred continues i may become her biggest fan!
Family › Re: Should I Divorce My Wife? by coogar: 7:57pm On Mar 26, 2013
Iyandasdiary: Dear Readers: Should I Divorce My Wife?

As the S.U. (Scripture Union) president in the university, I had almost anything I wanted, including the girls, (don’t let your mind drift any further, I didn’t do any bad things).

I was very choosy with the kinds of ladies I had around me, because I knew the kind of partner I wanted to end up with.

Growing up I had always wanted to keep myself until my wedding night and of course planned to get married to a virgin like myself.

I met “my wife” in school; she was the choir coordinator and as the S.U. president, we met at times for meetings and one thing led to the other and we fell in love.

One of the times we discussed, she got to know my stance on getting married to a virgin, and I was more than delighted when she also said she always wanted to get married to a virgin, and I concluded that she was a virgin.

After a while we, got our parents involved and marriage was set.

On the night of the 8th of March, after the whole ceremony, we were finally by ourselves, and “that time” came, lo and behold I found out that “my wife” wasn’t a virgin! God!

I couldn’t sleep that night, and kept wondering if she lied that she was a virgin just to be with me or she actually didn’t say she was a virgin, she only said she also wanted to get married to a virgin.

At this point I am in a confused state, because I married her because I thought she was a virgin, now that I have discovered that she is not what should I do?

Should I go ahead and divorce my wife?

SOURCE :www.iyandasdiary.com
i feel so sorry for you......
you just wasted all those years looking for what does not exist. virginity is really a facade and something men should stop focusing on. how do you know she's not a virgin? how can you prove she's not a virgin?

are you aware some women are born with no hymen?
are you aware some women through strenuous sporting activities tore their hymens?
are you aware the ones even with their hymens intact could have let in several còcks through their rectums, mouths, etc?

the only thing i can say is you have a rotten luck to have been born in the wrong century.
Crime › Re: Scammer Tricked Into Making Commercial For "Anus Laptops" by coogar: 6:31pm On Mar 26, 2013
talk slow: I dont wanna believe a 45yr old man could be playing this childish game of (first to comment). It reminds me of my childhood when we do (I touch you last).
again, contrary to what you feel, old folks sometimes want to feel young.
Family › Re: My Friend Feels Am Disturbing Her With So Much Calls by coogar: 6:26pm On Mar 26, 2013
chyseth: Oga am not really idle, somehow i think am more busy in the office than she does. its just that, i feel after work, possibly by night one should call a loved to share work and related experiences of the day.

i think you are being too harsh on me man
i am not harsh.....
just telling you as it is. never leave yourself in the position where your calls would be ignored. in short, don't ever call any woman unless she has begged 5 times to make that call. use your text message, BBM or whatever applies to pass the message across. calling should be the last resort when all other avenues have been tried.


biolabee: @kool J], coogar
Guys it does not mean he is clingy or jobless
He is just a 90s man....
Attitudes & Comments like this are what make men seem to be stone - hearted and supposedly insensitive
but that's exactly how men should be - stonehearted!
i doubt any woman wants a guy that calls them every time. they simply don't like such overbearing partners so it's better you don't even attempt calling at all. if she wants to hear your voice, she would ask for it.

He may want to run some thoughts on investments, office politics by someone removed from his surroundings and get a fresh perspective on stuff
OP if it is really important to you, go for it
let him run all those tales with his male friends.......
a man should stand a man - not an object to be ridiculed by the female species.
Crime › Re: Scammer Tricked Into Making Commercial For "Anus Laptops" by coogar: 6:19pm On Mar 26, 2013
talk slow: How much did you get for being first to comment? You people over do things in an irritating way. Everyone is not blind, we can clearly see you were the first to comment. You dont have to display your stupidity by writing it out. I'm sure you are one misplaced teenager with access to the internet. Get a job
contrary to what you think - he's about 45 yrs of age.....

Na Laugh: Yahoo boy tricked into making commercial for "Anus Laptops" by scam baiters. Watch the hilarious video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeuPI_NTdHc&feature=player_embedded

http://nalaugh.com/?p=335
no seasoned yahoo boy would do this.....this guy must have been paid 4 bottles of star and 2 plates of chicken peppersoup to do this. it's so ridiculous!
Family › Re: My Friend Feels Am Disturbing Her With So Much Calls by coogar: 6:09pm On Mar 26, 2013
bloody talkative!
go get a day job and stop haranguing the poor lady on the fone with your tale of woes. if you get another friend, she would ignore your calls as well unless she's a good-for-nothing idle mind like yourself.
Family › Re: Thinking On Giving My Baby Up For Adoption. Does That Make Me A Terrible Mom? by coogar: 5:22pm On Mar 26, 2013
Odunnu: That man who wont want me to have his baby isnt born yet.
I havent ever done it with a man who wont stand to his responsibilites.
BTW, i'm a virgin. Ask Coogar if you doubt me.
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