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in a nutshell, the baby died in her and turned into a stone? the doctors should keep looking cos i am sure medusa dwells in her belly as well.

ileobatojo: Step 2: Move in with Dayo. Finally!
Step 3: Conspire to chase out Dayo's wife.
Step 4: Live happily ever after.

dayokanu's wife is far more sensible......
she does not whinge like mrs jackson who is insecure because of her husband's male friend. if the roles are reversed. would a man walk out of his marriage because his wife spends 2 hrs with her friend? some women have the emotional make up of a toddler in pampers! i blame the op - where did he find such chic in the first place?

dayokanu: What insanity, I think you have a scrotum in your brain. Yellow card is recorded as a stat, Number of blocks and passes made are recorded they must be as important as a goal.

and by your retarded logic, number of yellow cards, blocks and throw-ins result directly into a goal? is mata's pass not as important as demba ba's finish today? you must be a tool......assist = a pass to a striker that leads directly into a goal. torres has made these kinda passes all from open play.

Everyone knows strikers need a run of games to get into their scoring groove Demba ba at newcastle played every game every minute, At Chelsea the 2 left legged Torres gobbles up minutes and air on the field modelling

they do not - i have cited dzeko, hernandez, le fondre, balotelli(last season), etc

You are a loon. Demba ba of newcastle plays every game, In Chelsea he has to share with the dud, E.g last league game Torres played all 90min do you expect ba to score from the bench or from his house?

hernandez, dzeko, le fondre, etc also shared games with their fellow strikers and thrived. why can't demba ba?

If Ba had an extended run of 20+ games that Torres have 1, he would score way more than torres 2. he would get close to his Newcastle numbers

this is a mere speculation. we have to wait for it to happen. you don't know for sure - i mean, all you mental-handicaps thought demba ba was going to come to chelsea and contend with suarez and van persie for the golden boot. 2 league goals in 3 months tells the story.

alutacontinua: I think it's going beyond threats. Unless he's ready to ruin his marriage, he should start paying attention. Seriously, what would they give as an explanation for their divorce Their reason is going to be like the most stupid reason in town and if Dayo himself is wise and matured enough, he would start backing off!

the wife can explain the reason that made her walk out of her marriage. it's not on the husband to do the explanation. he wasn't the one that called for a divorce.

He brought this upon himself, he should have dealt with it long ago but as madam CC said, he has opened up a crack in the wall and if he doesn't build it up soon, the whole building might come down crumbling.

let it come down - what does he stand to lose in the face-off?
in the op's shoes, i would not budge. if she wants to leave, she should and i would remind her once she leaves with her bags, she should never come back.

Although, I agree that he needs to make it clear to his wife that taking their issues to her mother is not welcomed by him.

the deed is already done - i won't even bother about her discussing his marital issues with her mum. she can marry her mum!

zeefa, if she wants to go let her go......
boot out the wife and her mum - you are just giving yourself unnecessary headache. i won't even pay attention to their threats. i mean, what next? mother in law would probably draw a roster now on the days you are permitted to sleëp with her daughter.

dayokanu: You still havent told us why Torres has only managed 1 goal in English football since January 2013 While Demba Ba has 5 already.

that would be because ba has played more minutes of english football than torres - coupled with the fact that torres has 4 assists in that period as well. if assists ain't important as goals, why is it even recorded as a stat?

We can make the argument that If Torres was benched permananently for Ba he would be on at least 9goals now

that would be a daft argument - today's goal was the 1st one in 10 appearances for demba ba. he's not the ball of fire we knew at newcastle.

Why has Torres been dud for Chelsea and Other players especially Ba been more succesful in the limited time and chances given to him

this question typifies your stupidity....
question should be - why is ba of chelsea inferior to the ba of newcastle? it's well documented chelsea have a better midfield than newcastle which should translate into ba scoring 1 goal per game. why has ba failed to live up to the expectation?

maclatunji: We have a 'don't ask, don't tell' policy. #Highlyclassified

who are you fooling? don't ask don't tell policy with who?
i definitely don't believe oral sëx has any danger unless one or both of the participants are walking infection site.

ileobatojo: Blood of Jesus! Please don't corrupt alfa Mac!

alfa mac can suck a litre of venom out of a snake.
i know people like him - they come online to talk a good game but he's a certified headmaster in the real world!

dayokanu: Leave the arindin alone
Coogar now tell us how come Demba Ba was able to score today, Where did he get the chance from?

you let yourself down when you argue this way.....
no one ever said demba ba wouldn't ever score for chelsea. if you plant an iroko tree in the opponent's box, the ball would hit it and score. was torres not scoring when you mentally-indigent tools branded him a flop? how many goals had torres scored before ba's arrival? did his goals change the criticism you tools had for him?

How has Demba Ba managed to score 5 goals in ENglish football in 2013 and Torres still has 1 measly goal from the same midfield
The mic is yours

keep cycling around like a doofus.....
torres creates even when he doesn't score - ba does nothing else if he is not scoring. those are the 2 issues. we have added assists and goals and the 2 of them are neck and neck. ba scored against united at stamford bridge, big deal!!! torres scored against united at old trafford, scored against arsenal @ the emirates and against city @ community shield(throughout this period - he's still branded flop). ba's goal against united has not removed the fact that he's less efficient in chelsea than he was at newcastle.

maclatunji: It is ironic that when people with this outlook to life fall gravely ill, they start looking for help from other people instead of waiting to die patiently.

My philosophy to life is: 'Don't cause problems for yourself by your own actions.' There are so many ways to enjoy sex, I think avoiding one that poses such a risk is only reasonable. The people who do the research are not scaremongers, it is a clear trend that has been observed.

The choice is for each individual to make.

mr mac, are you telling us you have never given/received oral sëx?

dayokanu: So who said this? You alter-ego?

this is where comprehension is your problem.
my claim was ba would not score 5 goals in the absence of torres......the argument before i made the statement was you saying ba needs a consecutive run of games to score like he did at newcastle. then i said should torres get injured on that night, ba would not score 5 goals in all competitions in the consecutive games he would play. then you wanted to stake a bet and asked if i meant 2 more goals to the 3 he already had - and i said nope, i meant 5 more goals to the 3 he already had.

Torres isnt injured and Demba Ba has already has 5 goals

ba has only scored 2 goals since i made the claim. counting the ones he scored before that argument makes you a desperate beast of burden! everything is documented. go and learn english language. coogar's claim was ba would not score 5 more goals if he gets consecutive games in torres' absence.

dayokanu: https://www.nairaland.com/920248/official-chelsea-fan-thread-champions/236#14361956

Cheap goal Ba scored? We have been waiting for fernadud to score those cheap goals in the last 2 yrs in Chelsea.

Demba Ba 2 league goals 3 FA cup goals in 2013

Tell us about Torres in the same time frame in the same Chelsea playing with the same midfielders

Where is Jackbauer to come and do the goal and minute counts?

you are a disgraceful lunatic.......
this what i said .....https://www.nairaland.com/920248/official-chelsea-fan-thread-champions/236#14362720

starts 8 of the remaining goals? where's your attention span for effing sake? have you traded your thalamus for a plate of porridge? look at this tool - i said demba ba cannot add more than 5 goals to what he's already got @ chelsea in all competitions.

stop lying & if comprehension is a challenge to you, stop posting!

StarBoard: But according to some noise-maker, Cech is over-rated and David De Gea is better than him.
That save won the game for Chelsea. But some expert tells us that Europe best goalie last season is rubbish.

of course, the save won chelsea the game, not van persie's profligacy.....
sometimes i really think there's sawdust in your cranial cavity. the same petr cech lambert destroyed barely 48 hrs ago from a freekick well outside the penalty box is suddenly world class? if cech's worldclass, why is chelsea 30 points below the league leaders?

dayokanu: I dey wait make the mumu coogar come mark register and tell us how come Demba Ba has scored 5 goals in 2013

And tell how many Fernandud has scored

when did coogar say demba ba won't score 5 goals in 2013?
were you born braindead? show me where i said so instead of just ranting inaccuracies because of a cheap goal ba scored?

Chisom Malachy: The President Goodluck Jonathan this accedes to agitations from Northern Leaders ad Politicians, granted amnesty to the Islamic terror group, Boko Haram. President Jonathan Goodluck was in company of Traditional rulers from the North said that "this good will gesture is in line with the sacrifice and forgiveness spirit of Easter and hoped that this will bring a lasting peace in Nigeria".


Na Wash!!! April Fool!!

BREAKING NEWS: President Jonathan Grants Amnesty to Boko Haram.
http://malaspark..com/2013/04/breaking-news-president-jonathan-grants.html

you are a tool.....
is this the kind of stuff you should make april fool jokes about? if you had lost your entire family to boko haram bombs, would you be in a position to make dumb jokes about terrorists? you are a brainless human being......

armyofone: I only do lollipop and cone ice cream. I don't know what you are talking about.

you forgot to include banana

wingman: [b][/b]c
Coogar, you are a foo.l, you ve always been a foo.l, you will remain a foo.l until a grave in a forgotten church yard claims you.

i am 100% certain you were conceived via anäl sex. there's no way you can be this much of an asshöle via the natural way. you disgusting sack of shyte!

armyofone: spiri koko, whats that

lol at thread. OP, tell sister to give and ask oga to take her to the congo chopping land.

i knew armyofone would be one amazing headmistress....

brownlord: Seun, we need this UNLIKE

go fück yourself, stop kissing jonathan's rectum!

Humphreydis: ......No mk dem use AK 47 entr street dey pursue Boko abi...Id.iot!...dunno y sm ppl dey use yan.sh dey think instead of brain..mtcheew!!

you are a consummate rėtard!
i should jump on a bike, go get some money and buy you some artificial intelligence. the one bestowed on you by nature expired 5 years ago.

all this is happening whilst mr and mrs jonathan goodluck are eating some easter chicken.

Ujujoan: Obviously not ALL yoruba men are like that . . . do I also have to spell that out

uju, go and rinse your mouth with chicken legs.....

Aggrippa: A South African doctor has created a female condom that
puts teeth in the fight against rape. Literally.
... The anti-rape condom, called "Rape-aXe," features rows of
jagged hooks designed to attach to a man's penis during
penetration. Once attached, the condom can only be
removed surgically, Dr. Sonnet Ehlers, the condom's
designer, told CNN.
Some other facts you never knew about condoms

these south africans put the "d" in daftness.
it's not occurred to them some ladies would use this evil condoms to punish the men they despise? they should concentrate on educating their highly-testosteroned males in their country instead of inventing rubbish. dr. sonnet elhers should be jailed!

7842I: Imagine this rhesus monkey o! You have been crying all afternoon just because I told you we dont marry 2 wives here, na by force to marry 2 wives?
Ok, come count my village for the number of poligamous men, ewu!

the money spent on your education should have been used to invest in cocoa......without a shadow of a doubt, you must be functioning on a single-digit IQ. you don't marry 2 wives? why don't you push the envelope further and claim all igbo men are eunuchs?