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tasandra: naija men and their wahala avin big booty is a prob in that naija..samethin happened to me in 2007..

please share what happened.....

Idowuogbo: Lmao! 1-0

badosky, no vex!
i was just reminiscing about the good old days when your skirt was the talk of the town. 2 back pockets filled with hausa groundnuts.

[quote author=baby_123]Extremely correct. Just that the useless men may be believing they are too much. Two friends fighting over their grey haired, pot bellied, no muscle azz.[/quote]i have been a victim of these smash & grab single women and trust me, they are as tenacious as a serial räpist. just picture an unrepentant stalker in a female body. no shame or decorum until they grab what they want.

Pennywise: Alrite u insulted d hell out of him. Does that make u feel better now? Odeh. U will live and die on NL while ur mates do meaningful things with their lives

insult him? i would stab him if i have the chance......
lol@ i will die on NL while my mates do meaningful things. you sit on your plastic chair to pass ridiculous statements with little or no nous - amazing isn't it?

U are one of the scum on this site always seeking relevance but having nothing meaning to say. U take up space. U learn nothing u impart nothing and like an empty barrel makes so much noise.

the knowledge i impart on a daily basis is beyond what you have imparted throughout your NL experience. you are a tool - the gullible type of nigga who hangs on the coattail of the media. you are tongue-stroking the còck of a useless fowl like ribadu in public.....where's your decorum, young man?

If u have a bit of commonsense u can actually learn from this forum and be relevant. It wont surprise me if u sound exactly the same 10yrs down d road.

i don't learn on this forum......
i share my knowledge on the forum. see it's a pyramid and i am at the apex to distribute knowledge to the rats like yourself who is at the bottom of the food pyramid. i can write everything you know about nigerian politics on a mustard seed, you disgusting dork!

cold: The dude must be seriously minted https://www.nairaland.com/377802/ayiri-emami-man-most-expensive

utterly minted!

LADY OF RAGE: when i mean stingy, he doesn't give you fish, but he teaches you how to fish. that's what i meant.

and lady of rage wants fish but not how to fish......

dammytosh: Tuface and Annie are part of the masses I guess. This is a serious defence.

what about the 50 guests he flew down to dubai? he's 2face's buddie but what about the ordinary folks he took to dubai?

LADY OF RAGE: seems you don't understand what am saying. he flew all those people to the wedding because of Tuface! Ordinarily he wouldn't do that for you and i. I heard from a reliable source that he is somehow stingy to his boys. so i heard.

don't rely on hearsays.
ayiri is a CEO of many oil consulting groups - he's an employer of youths. he puts food on the table of many people. what is expected of him? go to the meat market and toss million dollar notes into the air?

LADY OF RAGE: he is generous but he knows the kind of people he is generous to. not everyone my dear.

he flew 50 guests to dubai from nigeria including 2face's parents on first class.. he paid for the venue of the wedding and the live band. how more generous can he be? there are richer people than him in the same nigeria who don't give a flying fück about the masses!

LADY OF RAGE: the dude is stupidly rich. was at his wedding years back and meeehn! come see wedding! Tuface was invited for his wedding to sing and he bought tuface a RANGE ROVER SPORTS!

you are right - he spent N150 million on his own wedding in 2011. tuface was one of his groom's men. he gave tuface N20 million for the dubai wedding too. he seems to be very generous - he is into oil so such is their lavish lifestyle.

donedy: Bro, this is not hating; I was only putting it down an obvious facts.

if a scottish dude wears ankara, we would cheer his bravery. a nigerian wearing a kilt should not be derided. if that's what makes him comfortable, by all means let him rock his kilt.

donedy: A typical deluded characteristics of a negro: Always known to exhibit signs of inferiority complex both in their behaviors and dressings.

why are you hating on a young black man?

Mamaflex: Pls fellow NLs, how do i change my username?? Seriously i need ur help. If its not possible also let me know. Thnks in anticipation.

consult okija-juju!
a seven-day fasting and praying in his temple automatically changes your username to whatever name you desire. just take 3 yards of red cloth, 20 gallons of palmwine, 5 awka kolanuts and a pregnant monkey along.

[quote author=Okija_juju]You sure say na Mama Charly pounds abi na Sudanese Pounds ?!
Na by yatch?!


Me sef get yatch na.. https://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1725000/images/_1727069_wetland.jpg
[/quote]of course, it's by yacht!
do a bit of research on this dude - he's very rich. he's married with 2 kids and he drives a vintage bentley in lagos. he's a bold dresser, he gets top marks from me minus the ridiculous chain.

[quote author=Okija_juju]Abeg which currency Millionaire ehn be?!

The guy dey dress like Zimbabween dollar millionaire.. _{With ehn 1500 Naira bling Zinc.. #NaWhoGiveYou..} [/quote]he's a millionaire in pounds....na beans to own a yacht?
i like his dress sense - he's bold to have worn that. the kilt looks like idowuogbo's skirt in her secondary school in ijebu-ode!

[quote author=ndu_chucks]I believe the topic you are attempting to discuss is way over your head and IQ.[/quote]this is a bit rich coming from a mentally-handicapped peasant like yourself.
you have the brain power of a culex mosquito.

Your statement that responsible governments don't negotiate with terrorists smacks of ignorance of how governments operate. People like you buy the information you are fed by the media and government spokesmen as if you are brainless.
I will not waste too much time with you as I consider you to be an intellectual midget.

use the word "intellectual" again in your posts and i will stab you.
what do you know about intelligence? you are asking a responsible government to negotiate with a bunch of hoodlums that have killed more than a 1000 innocent victims? a group of uneducated miscreants that want nigeria to be an islamic state? you are a tool!

It suffices here to inform you that the governments of Russia, USA, UK, France, China, and even Israel, routinely negotiate with terrorists. The idea is to use all tools at your disposal, including Amnesty, to isolate the most extreme and dangerous elements in the terrorist organizations and to recruit members who can work for your interest.

boko haram is a problem unique to nigeria......unique solutions should be applied to unique problems. i doubt you have the mental capacity to even delve into the issues at hand before lying bold-faced that other countries regularly negotiate with terrorists.

I will not reply to your response if it is as juvenile and narrow minded as your previous posts.

in the punditry of hard currency, your intelligence at best would be the zimbabwean dollars. the only reason you are doing a cop-out is because you have nothing credible to say. don't come back, go and deal with your mental rëtardation before ptyalising rubbish in the name of freedom of speech.

Pennywise: These are terms and phrases NL has made popular. Here is another neophyte high school kid trying to cut his teeth. It would have been funny if it wasn't tragic. He is probably unemployed bc he is unemployable.

and yet the donkey bleats again.......
on one side of his mouth, i am a high school kid and in the same breath, i am unemployable? you are a monumental disgrace to the citadel of learning that handled your mental development!

The only reason Nigeria remains stagnated is because of corruption. No other reason. I cant think of any public figure who understands this better than Nuhu Ribadu. He fought a brave fight but he was alone and corruption had the upper hand the day he was sacked and it still does.

the same corruption ribadu was involved in?
did ribadu not make money from the possessions he recovered from ibori/balogun? was ribadu not hounding iyabo obsanjo's political rival in ogun state? did ribadu not declare obsanjo was squeaky-clean when he was asked to screen obasanjo? how then can you tell me this man is an upstanding citizen of nigeria? you have the intelligence of a pubic louse.

Any reasonable human being will make compromises to remain in position provided he doesnt waver from the larger objective of his stay. It was the same corrupt establishment he was brought to fight that gave him that position. If he had not made a compromise he would not have secured a single conviction or built an EFCC politicians and fraudsters came to fear and respect. Yet agents of corruption have continued to use this as a tool of blackmail against him. That is exactly what this noneti/ty re-echoing here because he lacks the capacity to think for himself.

it shall not be well with you for that first sentence......
sycophants like you should be buried alive. a man entrusted with the position to fight corruption should make compromises? your moral compass is so screwed-up, it was probably made in taiwan. who fears EFCC? maybe brainless centipedes like yourself. EFCC is a farce - it's an institution set up for the incumbent president to hound his political enemies. it's been 6 yrs since obasanjo left aso rock and nothing has been done by EFCC to apprehend even though atiku exposed obasanjo's financial crimes.

[quote author=bad_ass_nigga]headmaster[/quote]edwin!
edmond!
edison!
edgar!

debrief08: Coogar, I don't understand, what is to be gained by "pressing him harder", what benefit is it to him to lie to me now?
He owes me nothing and volunteered information, I have no reason to doubt him. How does your version have to be the truth?
Me and him were in a marriage and he filled in the gaps for me, so because it doesn't fit into your ideology I must go back and "press" a sick man harder for the truth.

Thank You, I will pass.

sick man?
how am i supposed to know he's ill? then again, i never said he's lying, i said its possible he has not told you everything.

biolabee: You are right in a perverse way

lol@ perverse way.
since the turn of the century, women have become more daring than ever. even when these mistresses are confronted, what's the common theme they utter? "if you were doing your job very well as a housewife, i wouldn't have been able to grab your husband."

debosky: I don't know - it all depends. Men are way easier to convince to have sex than men are, so I might not deny her.

Women (often/typically) don't compartmentalise like men can, so understanding that, I adjust my expectations accordingly.

debo, easy on the caffeine!

debrief08: .
Coogar, from my own case and what he himself had told me he was the one who sort girls out, one casse when a neighbors neice came to report to me how he acted towards her he turned violent on me.
Some of the ladies who got to know me left immediately because they realised they had been lied to.
its not by force to marry, if you must marry understand the commitment and manual for a good one, if you can't bear the ressponsibilities that comes with marriage please stay single.
When you make vows, respect it, don't go looking for who to blame

he's not telling the whole truth.....press him harder, there are more infidelity tales he has not told you yet. women judge themselves by other women, if they can nab your boyfriend or husband then they can convince themselves that they are "better looking" than you. this is all the more common now that women have adopted a masculine, me-first mentality.

competition motivates alpha females in the bedroom as well as the boardroom. single women are four times more likely to find a married man attractive than someone who is unattached. The fact that he already has a partner simply increases his appeal. there’s no denying that some women see stealing someone else’s man as point-scoring. they’re saying look at me, i'm more powerful/attractive than you.”

ironically, the more they admire the woman in question, the greater their appetite to grab her man. this explains why often the victim of a predator’s selfish behaviour is a close friend.

Pennywise: Attention-seeking foool.
He believes all thieves should be set free because all govt officials are thieves anyway. Wherein lies your redemption with this logic. Dont you consider your education a total waste of time? You lack common sense and you lack insight into what might be a major psychiatric illness.

you are an obese disgrace to the community that sponsored your education.....
where in my post did i say all thieves should be set free? you lack comprehension skills.....i am saying ribadu is not in any position to preach about corruption cos he's also the same with the people he put in prison. i don't give a damn about ibori or balogun, they can rot in the hottest section in hell for all i care.

Since you cannot be educated no use wasting my time. But everyone has to be cautious of what this none.tity is trying to sell here and he and his line of thinking should be repudiated by all reasonable persons. He is a lost cause and the sad thing is that there are many in his shoes.They have brains, yet they cannot think. They want to live the good lives of people in the west not knowing that those societies reached where they are through extreme hardwork and a functional dependable reward/punishment system that works as a matter of course.

what do you know about education, you homoerotic nuisance.
you have the intelligence of an unborn foetus - what right has ribadu to preach about corruption? the same ribadu that declared obasanjo guilt-free was the same one that discovered oil money was siphoned between 2002 and 2011 when he wrote a report on the oil subsidy scam. the question begs: who was the petroleum minister between 2002 and 2007? obasanjo! ribadu himself was the EFCC chairman as well so how did large amount of oil money went missing under ribadu's watch? these are the pertinent questions i expect a troglodyte like yourself to ask your marijuana-corroded brain cells. if you die tonight, your autopsy would read "death by stupidity".

biolabee: JUDGED!!!!

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Excellent posts as usual
Madam debrief

I don't know why men should be left free and women are punished

married men are the preys here, the single women are the predators.
don't be surprised the women debrief's husband rolled in the hay with are the very best friends of debrief, church members, known neighbours, etc. women just want what their friends have, they are rarely contented. men are blameless. if there's no market there would be no buyer.

nne3870: Well I believe nairaland is a forum where people are allowed to air their views. I must'nt have same views as his... The only he could have done was overlook what I wrote, and seriously I didn't mean what I wrote, for God's sakes, he singled me out to call me a slut, for what?
Does he know me from anywhere? Have I dated his dad b4? Don't mind the he goat he thinks he can open his mouth and spew thrash and go free.
Btw, both parties are guilty why single out just ladies?
Just for you, I rest ma case.

how are both parties guilty?

take dat: Sir, this rant is needless. Yes, EFCC under the watch of Ribadu was used in hounding perceived political enemies of OBJ but we still witnessed the conviction of some heavyweight figures unlike what we have now where EFCC is neutered. Political office holders were also cautious during his time. I guess you should rather blame OBJ for the unnecessary interference, and the lawmakers who enacted the EFCC Act that has made the EFCC toothless and gum-less! Farida was sacked because she turned EFCC into a bribe-collection outfit! The executive(AGF) should be held responsible for loot recovery. Very few can resist a bribe of N1billion which was offered to Ribadu by Ibori. The guy isn't perfect but at least cut him some slacks!

like i said, we only celebrate mediocres in this country.
in the buhari era, idiagbon public executed drug dealers without beating his chest about it. what's the big deal in exposing serial criminals like tafa balogun and james ibori? did ribadu not claim he screened obasanjo with the aid of foreign agencies and everything about obasanjo was clean?

nigerians are too gullible and very easy to fleece....
you and the other army of youths idolising ribadu are extremely gullible. ribadu is not in any position to talk about corruption. he's corrupt and he's a hypocrite! where did he get the money to buy his abuja mansion? when quizzed about it, he said his father in law(a retired professor) built it for him. i can go on and on - but it's a sheer waste of time!

ribadu refused 1 billion? hahahahahaha
propaganda of the highest order. he refused 1 billion and yet he moved promptly to undervalue the properties recovered from ibori and tafa balogun and sell them to his cronies. after he left EFCC, he suddenly became rich from nowhere. last I checked, the EFCC role makes him a civil servant. ribadu is the same as balogun or ibori - at least those ones never claimed to be saints. ribadu claims to be angel michael whilst he was just a political pitbull used to scare of obasanjo's political rivals!

Pennywise: Another confused and misguarded Nigerian youth.

go and learn how to write properly in english before you address me, you epileptic halfwit!

If all he did was sent OBJ's enemies to jail, at least he was able to prove in open court that these Nigerians were corrupt

and selective punishment is the right way to go about it? seeing that you are a myopic nigerian then it's not hard to see how these things appear normal to you. you are so poor in spirit, rainbow appears to you in black and white! ribadu should have started with his slavemaster obasanjo instead of hounding obasanjo's political enemies.

bizgynbala: Former Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) Farida Waziri and former Delta State governor James Ibori brought the anti-graft agency to its knees by destroying all the effort put in place in the fight against corruption, according EFCC’s pioneer chairman Mallam Nuhu Ribadu.

Ribadu, 2011 ACN presidential candidate, spoke when he featured as a guest of the week of Kaduna Liberty Radio on Saturday.

“People like Farida Waziri, James Ibori and a couple of others who are still alive and they took over the EFCC brought it to its knees because they literally destroyed the cases that were already in existence with the intention of wiping out the war against corruption.

“The intention was to reverse it and take us back to where we started and they did a lot of damage to the commission and the war against corruption, but as God will have it, the EFCC survived because today, it is still doing the work even though probably not like it did before, but somehow it has been given the chance to bounce back again,” he said.

He described the pardon granted Chief Diepriye Alamieyeseigha and Mohammed Bulama by President Jonathan as  a “tragic development”, a saying the action is against Nigerians “because corruption is our biggest problem and any step taken against the direction of reversing it is a negative development in our own country”.

In her reaction, Farida Waziri described Ribadu as somebody “suffering from delusions of grandeur.”

She spoke yesterday through one of her aides who craved for anonymity.

“He is talking rubbish, Nigerians can differentiate between someone who left about 10 high profile cases and another who took over 50 high profile cases to court, I mean the record is there for anyone who cares to check”, she said, according to her aide.

She also said more than seven former governors were taken to court during her tenure, including former ministers and about 10 corrupt bank executives.

“We arraigned former governor of Ogun State Otunba Gbenga Daniel; his Oyo counterpart Chief Adebayo Alao-Akala; Alhaji Akwe Doma of Nasarawa State and Danjuma Goje of Gombe State, among others. The single largest recovery of over N200 billion in assets and funds was gotten from a corrupt commercial bank executive, so how can anybody in his right mind say we brought EFCC to its knees”, Farida’s aide quoted her as saying.

http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/index.php/news-news/53232-farida-ibori-brought-efcc-to-its-knees-ribadu

shut up your mouth, mr ribadu!
you are a fool - you were used by obasanjo to hound his political enemies. what right have you got to call someone else out. what about all the money you go from recovering the posessions of corrupt politicians when you sold their properties to known cronies? stûpid idiotic hausa man. it's only a country like nigeria where we celebrate mediocrity that a soulless lout like you can even open your mouth to speak. it shall not be well with you and the coming generations after you.

herseys01: Once you are turned on, the blood does not flow as much. Also it is medically proven that when you are on your period, the insides of the vagi na are more sensitive, for all women who have not reached the big O (Orgasm), this is the best time to try it. Also your boobs are very tender, if he handles them well and with care, na heaven o

yuck!!!!

petipeti: I am a man of 35. In 1998 i had a son from a lady who i promised to mary whem am ok with my academics. 4yrs later she married a taxi driver due to family pressure. She gave birth to a gal to the man and divorced him due to infidelity on the man's side. Now she came back to me and apologise. Remember am with my boy who is nw in SS1. But during this seperation interval i was in lv with a gal who worth everything to me and i want to marry this year. Please i need advice on who to go for. Bearing in mind that the second woman is a graduate and more prity and 27 while the first is 36.

you want to throw away a 27 year-old woman for a 36-year old? are you silly? the 27 year-old is younger, pretty and even more educated. this is a no-brainer. the 36-year old married once and failed at it. give the younger woman her chance. let the 36 year-old find someone else to marry and if you are too morally-lazy to let to of her then make her your mistress. can you deal with the taxi driver coming around to check his daughter?

[quote author=Real-Mccoy]I need a tour guide, I am flying in in united airlines, and I will arrive at 10am on Tuesday, would you be able to arrange a cab for me? I know this is coming of late and for that I will pay extra to round your charges to 35 pounds.....LMAO.[/quote]hehehehehe - if you have money, you should have a chauffeur-driven executive car waiting for you at the arrival lounge. you are a trust fund baby!!! better go back to your nursing job and pack more poop! your community sponsored your trip abroad, don't let them down!!!