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Doncolio: If you slept together and she claims u r, chances r you r the father. If not then wats all these ranting abt.

he's ranting because he's not sure he slept wïth her.

ileobatojo: Is this real or superstory? How can she claim you are the father of the two of you never had s*ex? Or did you? (Cos you didn't specify in the story). Anyway there really is no long story if you aren't the father, DNA testing will give the final answer. Just confront her in the presence of everyone and your wife and state your own case. It can't be more than 9 months before the truth comes out.

she never claimed the op is the father......na the family dey misyarn!

•onyinye travelled to see her people.
•she's pregnant
•family suspects the op

MRbrownJAY: if she is indeed pregnant, a simple DNA test will solve YOUR problem, et voila!

how cheap is DNA test that everyone is talking about it like it's 2 for $5. what's the accuracy/reliability of any DNA test done in naija? what happens to the op between now and when the baby is born? there is a risk of miscarriage if the dna test is done before the baby is born.

rest in peace, great one!

dayokanu: ^^ Is the aim of the pregnancy to get financial support?

She already said she is financially stable Hauwa

armyofone's own is always about money....
it's always about what to squeeze from a man - i hope she gets a man like me that would deal with her like the romans did the barbarians! money money money - what is it?

trendystuf: Readers Mail: I was married to my Ex Husband for 6 years but because he was not meeting up and was constantly in financial problems, my family encouraged me to divorce him. I ended up marrying someone else but now I am not happy anymore. All I think about now is my ex-husband. He is now the only thing I think about all day.

At the moment, I am breaking up with my current husband because I am no longer happy with him and he seems to agree that we go our separate ways. I have been thinking of contacting my Ex husband but I don’t know how he would react since i left him when he was really in a financial mess. It’s been 2 years since we divorced. I was told that he is rich now and has a wife and kid.

Please Help me, I love my Ex husband and I want him back in my arms.

Source: http://trendysturvs..com/2013/03/please-help-i-want-my-ex-husband-back.html

what a twåt!

IYA NGBALI: me die?empty threat,if only you know who you are talking to,coogar or whatever they call you,stay of my back else you become a living dead,I wish you know what I mean,wa wa laye bi eni ti o is laye,your cele church would so much pity you,oponu ode lasan lasan

stüpid fowl!
you should have been left on johnson's baby wipes as a cümstain. you have the attributes of a tourette syndrome brain-dead pygmy! i would do you so bad you would curse the day your umbilical cord was severed!

sephia: Why Del Bosque nor blame the dud's failure to Chelsea's useless midfield. Since Torres is still a great striker he should give him a chance, afterall Spain's midfielders ain't selfish.

torres does not play regularly again - no national team manager would take him serious with the heavy rotation. javi martinez(bundesliga's most expensive player) was also left out of the squad!

bomly: Anyway the guy has a right to His sexuality

of course, just like your next door neighbour has a right to bestiality.

[quote author=baby_123]But everyone is denying her on that link and making fun of her. This was before the picture I presume [/quote]a lot of things got ticking behind the scenes.
for $35, you can have the dvd of debosky's proposal to the thick ennyluv.

taharqa: Now listen, and really listen verrrrry carefully:

you better have something brilliant to say....

- NO President in the history of Nigeria have done more work in the Power sector than the just over 2 years of GEJ (I mean REAL work that would eventually SOLVE Nigeria's Power problem)

bunkum!
bola ige under obasanjo did more in the power sector than jonathan has done. you must have some sorta alzheimer's

- NO President since Independence have done as much work in the Railways than what GEJ is doing in that sector today

rubbish!
how would railway help the average nigerian on the streets. people are hungry and jobless and you are talking about railway. instead of railway, why not provide 24/7 electricity that would effectively reduce poverty!

- NO President since Independence have done more work in the Inland Waterways than what GEJ is presently doing.

pukery!
jonathan is clueless. how many nigerians travel on water? all those northern states with no water are benefitting from inland water-ways?

- NO President in the history of Nigeria has done as much work in as short a time as what GEJ has done in the Aviation industry in 2 years (and by the time ALL the plans and activities finishes in 4 years, NO President would even come close).

and dana aircrash happened under jonathan's watch. i am not even sure you know how to argue!

- No President in the history of Nigeria have preceded over the most substantially 'free and fair' Elections ever held over a continuous space of time, ever (NO one even comes close).

this is fückery!
june 12 elections was freer and fairer!

- NO President in the history of Nigeria have been as OPEN in Governance (FOI Bll, Self-imposed probes et al) and tolerant to all shades of opinions than GEJ- including the many RIFF_RATS that call themselves Opposition 'activists' today- that insult the president at every chance they get (NO one even comes close).

those are the seeds of democracy or modern civilization - nothing to do with jonathan! any tool or rëtard would have done the same as well.

- NO President in the history of Nigeria have given WOMEN more space in Govt and in Govt policy than GEJ in just 2 years.

giving women more space is because of democracy and IMF's pressure on sexism that's rife in nigerian politics. like i said, it's nothing to do with jonathan. it's the norm globally.

- Few Presidents in Nigeria's history have provided more ACCESS to Education as GEJ in 2 years- building of 9 new Universities in less than 2 years, building of over 70 ALMAJIRI schools out of a total of ongoing 104 in less than a year (the Almajiri Schools perhaps tells the story best cos most former Nigerian leaders are from the north yet they didnt do NADA as millions of children were left out of the Conventional school children, partly responsible for the security challenges we currently have in that region till a GEJ, from another region, came along). etc, etc, etc.....

this is a disgrace!
building of 9 universities? which universities? instead of improving the ones that got rotten, he's building more useless universities. shouldn't those funds be improving UI, UNILAG, OAU, UNN, BUK and turn them back to what they used to be in the 80s and 90s.

... Yet there are still areas that are going on but have not yet matured cos of the relatively SHORT time GEJ have spent (YES, he has spent just over 2 years out of almost 53 years). For instance, if the ongoing Agriculture Revolution been driven by arguably the most performing Mnister in today's cabinet (which attempts to drive AGric as a business rather than a social program) works eventually with time, it would very simply been the GREATEST turn around of the critical Agricultural sector in this Nation's history. If the pace of road construction/rehabilitation/repairs in the last year or so, that has outpaced work at any time in the last 15 years or so, continues (as well as the Reforms in the Administration of roads Construction, Funding and Repairs that are been developed), our road system would have taken a surer path to full recovery and sustainability in a long time.

It is just 2 years, there is still a little above 2 years at least to go...

jonathan is a big fool!

i am not even asking him to solve all nigeria's problems in one fell swoop. he should concentrate on what would benefit all and sundry. if jonathan fixes electricity alone in nigeria, he would have done what no government has managed in the history of nigeria. who cares about inland waterways or other nonsense projects you are giving him credits for.

how can an oil producing country like nigeria struggle to provide 24/7 electricity in 2013? then the boko haram issue is there - nigeria now ranks as the leading african state in terrorism under jonathan's watch and you are here polishing his knob for some moronic achievements anyone with an IQ of 8 could have managed!

you are a typical nigerian sycophant who would cheer anything in power. the miserable type nigerian that would leave the comfort of his home to cheer abacha on a state visit. you are the type that would fall in love with any man of means in power and wealth regardless of his morals or idealism. people like you are the problems of nigeria - the fawners of evil men! may amadioha impregnate you with 6 albino midgets!

[quote author=baby_123]This girl is a human being o. Ahn ahn. Since 2009. hmmm. [/quote]you actually thought i was lying?
dayokanu was also her admirer but the chic turned him down.

Billyonaire: Yes, Life is good for me and the rest of us that voted this great man, if your life is bent, please visit your native doctor, dont blame the President.

how much do you earn driving dangote trucks? please be honest.....

[quote author=baby_123]Coogar, show me the thread to prove it.
Am not gonna say anything. You are too bad. [/quote]peruse this snippet from the bottom page....

https://www.nairaland.com/search?q=debosky+%2B+ennyluv

dayokanu: Im sure you kept that picture as your screensaver. Are you trying to tempt enyyluv out of Debosky's house

i was also bidding for the same chic but debosky moved too fast!

[quote author=baby_123]I know you are teasing him
Coogar, i am not going to be involved in this

*silently exits thread commentless*[/quote]ask around - these are cold facts!

ocelot2006: Oh please spare us the bullshyte talk! Has any Head of State/president of this great nation faced the same security challenges GEJ faced at the very start of his tenure. A few years ago, if someone told u that car bombs and IEDs would be going off in Nigeria, you wouldve have laughed. But regardless if the difficulties faced during the early days of this Islamic insurgency up North, the military and intelligence services under GEJ's watch finally seem to handle it well. Bombings are down, leaders of these Islamic groups (high value targets) are being hunted down and killed/arrested, terror facilities destroyed. We're not out of the woods yet, but we'll get thhere.

you speak absent wisdom......
every one that ruled nigeria faced their own share of security issues but they killed the crisis in it's embryonic stage. jonathan should have taken his hardest stance the very first time boko haram struck. terrorists are not stüpid - bin laden later revealed he saw the weakness of the american government when they left mogadishu with their tail between their legs in 93 - he said that was what motivated him to plan the 9/11 attack.

And if being the worst president means being able to deliver on the basics that Nigerians have been clamouring for (improved power supply, repairs of our delapidated road and rail networks, renovation of our airports, job creation, etc), unlike other. Administrations (military and civilian) who couldn't do so for 40+ damn years, then GEJ is the worst president we have.

like i told another poster earlier, your standard is in the pits.
improved power supply and repairs of roads? shouldn't that be the default even if an animal is the president. compare libya to nigeria......every road in libya is tarred, they are 5 times bigger than nigeria in land mass and yet electricity runs there and the utilities are free for every home. ghana has celebrated years of interrupted power supply and you are here stroking mr goodluck's pënis with your tongue? you are a tool!

[quote author=baby_123]hmm.... i smell jist here. Let me go and find who ennyluv is first. [/quote]the sexiest woman that has ever graced this forum.....
debosky did not waste time at all. sex on the first date and she became preggers instantly!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/83808_ennyluv_6_jpgb05da5246378f7abc0394b7c54028c6b

debosky: @ OP

I think you have a much bigger problem with your Yoruba man than his family can pose. In general (i.e. not all the time, but predominantly) if a Yoruba man is interested in keeping a child/marrying you, he will come out and say it immediately. He won't typically say something as opaque as he will 'support you regardless of your decision'.

If the guy himself isn't sending clear signals then I think you need to settle that bit first before even talking about family. Being 'supportive' sounds like he is still waiting for you to make a decision as to whether you are keeping the child or not, OR saying that he isn't interested in marrying you but will support the child if required. Again, in my view that's not the type of message someone actively seeking a deeper/longer term relationship would use.

As for the family? He's in his mid 30's and financially independent - it's unlikely they'll put up much of a fuss if he wants to marry you, unless of course he sends them signals that he isn't really interested in you long term or doesn't really want the baby.

In terms of cultural norms, it would be relatively more acceptable if the pregnancy was announced to the family as simply something that has happened to hasten plans for marriage that were already in progress. Some families are definitely disapproving of pregnancy before marriage, but most will generally overcome any such resistance if marriage is already planned.

That's why I feel it's really dependent on the guy - the way he frames the pregnancy/his relationship with you will be the biggest influence on how you are received. If he acts like you're the one he wants to marry, then it's likely to be smooth sailing. If he comes off as you trying to trap him or he not really being interested, then you could face significant opposition.

hmmmm, debosky the agony uncle.
why do i have a sneaky feeling this was what you did to snatch ennyluv from the jaws of her igbo fiancé.

Adekdammy: bro demola(bisi alimi) you knew God, those days in the high crusaders at 4sq ofada, u were once a general in d army of God, vibrant for d Lord and all of a sudden u changed,now a gay activist, well i wont condemn you but will always pray 4 u to retrace ur steps back to God like d prodigal son, i will arise and go back to my father......God can still redeem you, u touched lives den, go back to ur first love.

so you know this guy from his early years?
please tell us more about him. where did he live? which school? what was his teenage years like? was he abused as a child? sodomised by pedophilēs? how does one change from a soldier of God to a flaming faggöt overnight?

[quote author=~Bluetooth]The fresh Air,his retardeenity and worldclass subterfuge which he used to deceived Nigeria into voting for him.[/quote]nigerians can be gullible!

they all bought jonathan's rags-to-riches cinderella story of never having a shoe to wear as a child. this is a country where we don't even vet the people that lead us. it's all about the depth of their pockets. this is why a rėtard like obafaiye can represent an organisation on a national tv without knowing the web address of the organisation that pays his salary. meanwhile, competent intelligent graduates are driving trucks for aliko dangote!

ocelot2006: His humility and ability to deliver on his promises, regardless of the noise generated by the loud-mouthed and good-for-nothing opposition.

you are a miserable sod!
deliver what on his promises? how's electricity in your area? how's water supply? what's the ratio of fuel price/gallon to the minimum wage? the menace of robbers and boko haram? delivered on promise? about 100 years ago, you would have been crucified for typing the gibberish above.

vizboy: you matter how you put it the truth will always be bitter . But the ugly truth still remains that GEJ IS THE BEST PRESIDENT NIGERIA HAS EVER HAD. DOE MORE WILL COME BUT FOR THE NOW HE REMAINS THE BEST TILL SOMEONE BETTER TAKES OVER FROM HIM

for the whole boko haram issue alone, all the military guys that have ruled nigeria are better than jonathan goodluck. people are getting maimed everyday in the north and jonathan is there doing nothing. there was a christmas day bombing of a church right under jonathan's nose in abuja, how more incompetent can a leader be?

i am sure if you had any family member as bomb victims you wouldn't be telling us jonathan is the best in the history of nigeria. your standard as a human being must be very low. abacha might be the antichrist but he would have crushed boko haram within 2 weeks. terrorism was never a national issue under the military rule.

i reiterate, jonathan is a disgrace to every sane nigerian!

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]No matter how you may hate to hear this, but the truth be told, GEJ is best president Nigeria have ever had. TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.[/color]

i put this down to your lack of exposure!
come out of your cocoon for a while and see how others rule their countries. a leader with any iota of decorum would have resigned for his inability to squash boko haram! jonathan goodluck is a failure to himself and to every sane nigerian citizen. if you think he's not then you are insane!

Rooneyboy: Qualities of GEJ

This one na very difficult question ooo , does he have any

of course, his hat is quality!
stetson supplies them.

obowunmi: biola and ada sitting on a tree
k-i-ss-ing

e don do....

i can see with my third eye that adabeke would deliver twins for biolabee by christmas!

manny4life: Coogar, ahhh, I need to dance Azonto today..
First time I have to agree with you on a social issues like this...
Anyway, how u dey bros?

i am having the best time of my life, and you?

Afam4eva: Are you seriouz?

if abortion is murder then why is it legal in some countries? if abortion is legal, why is critical abortion legal in every country?

his dress sense!
his mexican hats are unique. he's the only president that wears such on the planet. apart from that, there's nothing to write home about. i can write everything jonathan goodluck knows about leadership and governance on a grain of rice.

Klinee: u are a gay shut up.

he's not gay, he just felt sorry for the brutality the bisi guy went through in nigeria. people feel sorry for armed robbers getting maimed via jungle justice too. does that make them robbers?

oyinbogirl: what is it then?

abortion is abortion!

IYA NGBALI: so good to know that my message hit you,there is more from where that one came from,so coogar abi na tiger be your name you better chill else ma wo e nle,ma doti e gidi gan

many before you tried, they all died in the process. my suggestion, write your will and buy your casket cos your death is certain!

madam adabeke should be sent back to her village to cook prepare oha soup and pounded yam for her kinsmen.