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efosanice: but honestly, i don't people threaten to kill gays in Nigeria, just saying.

it's against the law in nigeria. the culture and the religion of most nigerians abhor the act! it has no place in nigeria. we have a lot of problems on our hands already. western civilization should not force homoeroticism in nigeria. we have enough to deal with already.

efosanice: You mean your own comment right?

i mean yours - you homoerotic nuisance!

johnkent: Interesting. I'm guessing he also came on National TV in Nigeria because he wanted to be killed in Nigeria?
Get your facts straight.

after becoming a celebrity? who would have him killed? there must be something wrong with your logic process.

johnkent: And there's a reason why you wouldn't get into a polygamous relationship. Because you are a smart, education, strong black woman. Only if we had more women like you. There's absolutely no reason in this modern world that we live in for a woman to be in such a relationship. Polygamy is a way of degrading women and way to see them more as a commodity than an actual human that they are. I'm a guy but I feel very strongly about women's rights and Gay rights if you have't figured that out yet.

this is the most idiotic comment ever typed on this forum. i doubt any other comment would rival this for a long long time. polygamy degrades women? oh my gosh!

much ado about nothing.

shymexx: Phaggots again?

We live in a world of double standards - they stay forcing this inane foreign homoerotic lifestyle on African/black people... Yet the same people think polygamy(which is African) is barbaric...

I'm not against phaggots... however, if you want Africans to legalise homoeroticism(which is foreign) - why not legalise polygamy in the Western world for Africans as well?

This phaggot needs to stay in London and stay getting his butt ripped apart over here, don't go over to AFrica... The continent has enough problems already and I'm sure homoeroticism is the last thing they want to start dealing with now...

he's a faggöt of circumstance!
the poor lad is just using this angle to escape deportation! uk authorities already know faggöts are prosecuted in nigeria.....so anyone claiming to be one would be protected. I don't believe this dude one jot!

Billyonaire: Urban Legend, such thing is incapable of happening.

what exactly is this about? missing pėnis?
like chopping it off with an axe or what?

[quote author=Brand_new]@coogar, everybody deserves a chance at life, even an unwanted baby.[/quote]only if the parents can take care of that baby.
without adequate care, there's high possibility that mother and child will die in the labour room.

[quote author=Brand_new]Bottom line is people have to start taking responsibility when it comes to issues like this. I've taken precautions all my life and never risked it not even once. Not because I enjoy using condoms but I was reasonable enough to take precautions so if you're careless enough to let it slip when there are several options you could have taken as a woman so why should you resort to abortion.

That's very selfish and plain stup*d to me.[/quote]the mistake has been already made!
they have an unwanted baby - they either abort it now or they proceed with the process till the unwanted baby is born. who is going to take care of the child? lack of care can also kill the child after birth plus countless of untold sufferings. people who cannot afford to take care of kids should not have kids.

mbulela: i actually felt it was shyte last season too. this season, as much as 6 teams are worthy of relegation. the fact that Arsenal are still within a shout of Europe is shameful. Don't even get me started on Liverpool. However, we have been head and shoulder above the rest but i still feel the quality of the league has been poor for a few years.

the league is quality!
what happened this season is the effect of the bottom 12 catching up with the top teams. man utd are haunted with the hurt of losing the title in the last minute of last season so their pain is fresh. lack of stability screwed chelsea up. arsenal need to spend money and spurs are where they should be. man city simply lost the motivation. being successful is the easiest part, maintaining the success is another matter entirely. liverpool are just - liverpool!

IYA NGBALI: broda coogar abi tiger de lo npe yin,e ma je ki ndoti yin o,if no be say I dey respect you ifor say you a foool,but I won't because I still dey respect you as per say we both be MANCHESTER UNITED fans,amo sa oponu mi yin.

i would advise you to find a good celestial church and get a spiritual bath to wash off the effect of the goat that urinated on your dome when you were a toddler. it's the reason you have the billygoat persona. your malodorous scent and your stupidity combined you have the swag of an african goat!

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Coogar i would love to have u watch this Clip - Thank me Later


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HBxEkY5SpQ[/color]

the lampard in that video is now past tense. he has no league assist this season. if torres was at chelsea between 2004 and 2008, torres would have scored 50 goals per season!

[quote author=Brand_new]The fact that you carry it in your womb doesn't give you the right to end it except by accident.

So what do you call it when you terminate and abruptly end a helpless baby's life?[/quote]murder = unlawful killing of a human by another human with malice aforethought.

a foetus is not a human being. life begins when a foetus passes through the birth canal and takes it's first breath. the 5 elements in my definition have to be satisfied before any incident can qualify as murder.

1) unlawful
2) killing
3) of a human being
4) by another human being
5) with malice afterthought.

in this case, number 3 isn't satisfied cos a foetus is not a person.

[quote author=Brand_new]You just committed second degree murder smh!
The image below says it all.[/quote]abortion is not murder...... stop misinforming the public.

adabeke12: Im to young to get married
Coogar u like my page?

i despise your page.......

chucky234: When she is pregnant? Are you serious,come learner that's the period you need to pump that puss:y to stupor.
Haba put on your thinking cap na,or better still come to my class for some essential lectures.

no wonder most naija babies look like ewoks. pump the baby's head to stupor? get out of here, sëx expert!

chaircover: errrrrrrrm Brother Cooger, what if wifey wanted in in the 9 months that she was pregnant nko?

wifey would have to help herself, sister chaircover!

You do know that some women feel hornier when they are pregnant?? abi those text books that all "hands on daddys" like reading as soon as their wives get pregnant didnt mention that bit or you just skipped it

and this is the reason your megastore exists!
i would just buy fat dildos(spiked and non-spiked) from you in various colours. how's a man supposed to get it up with a heavily pregnant woman? are you guys kidding me? men who do that are barbarians!!!

Andre Uweh: PRIVATE FIRMS HAVE ALL TRIED TO SAVE THE LEAGUE BUT WITHOUT SUCCESS.
Private clubs in the past: Nigerlux, Nasco jets, DIC Bees (ranchers bees), VASCO DA GAGAMA, Exide, Rubber board, ACB, NEPA, etc.
The most important thing to happen to the league will be an improved TV coverage. TV rights brings a lot of money to clubs but in our league, very little or nothing comes in from Tv.
Under Orji Uzor Kalu, Enyimba partnered so many companies abroad, gate fees increased, deaf and dunb hired to man the gates yet the club operated at a loss.
The number one way forward is to package our league and to be sold out. I mean package a better league.

wish i am a billionaire....
its about calling the nfa and top clubs to a round table - every club must have it's own stadium with a standard capacity. then, get the TV stations involved. hire foreign football analysts and package the product like sky did the premier league.

biolabee: Fair enough, some names have been give already to the parent or immediately the child comes, the dad calls his dad to relay the good news and get blessing;At times a name can be given then
but that is irrelevant here as the issue is about the guy and his MIL

the MIL is overbearing!
let's even agree she was really angry she wasn't told about the pregnancy, the joy of a newborn should override her grudges. if we are sworn enemies and you tell me you just had a newborn, i would bury the hatchet straight up. nothing else matters anymore.

I understand your point but I feel he should work it out with her to ensure peace reigns
For byvan saying google n anybodi can help, if the man chases her out today where will she go
Ish

if he sends her packing, she can stay on her own abeg!
are you aware there are women with no mothers on this planet and they cope very well? if a mother does not want the happiness of her daughter then the daughter should cut her off.

Andre Uweh: One of the problems is poor coverage. The TV companies are so poor that they can not show better replays, slow motions, show goals, kicks from different angles. Stadiums are so empty and match commentators are so poor.
Watch a Nigerian team when they are playing in north Africa or in South Africa, you wont believe it.

then what are the private firms doing about that? nigeria needs a murdoch. we have the population and the passion for the game.

biolabee: Dude, why is it hilarious or a joke?
Paternal grandfather means the father of the father

A child here typically has two names: first and middle
The childs father gives one and the grandpa gives another

Are you saying in the west, grandparents have never named children??
I never mentioned fatherinlaw

i doubt my dad would have a say. the baby's name must be given immediately after birth to process the child's birth registration and certificate. my dad won't be there then so the names shall be the sole decision of myself and my wife.

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Rotflmao! No way Baba Oyo is in his 20s.

Which 20yr old goes around calling themselves Baba Oyo?!!

Nah, Baba Oyo is an old, old ijile Soul.

Baba. . .Mo ju baaaaa oh! https://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Respect/chinese-bow-005.gif[/quote]they have been calling him baba oyo since his secondary school.....are you saying baba oyo was in his 40s while studying home economics in ansar-udeen secondary school? that's rude o!

apologise to baba oyo before he vexes....

biolabee: In my family, the paternal grandfather names a child and
the father gives the second name

you are a joker.....
so if you marry, your dad would name your child? hahahahaha. this is so hilarious. would you have your father-in-law in the labour room?

byvan: Really wtf?? Some Nigerian parents just don't get.I personally believe that parents interference has also contributed its quota to the high rate of divorce that pervades the society.

don't mind them...... they are piss-takers!

mayhem on baba oyo's thread!
surely, it must be the time of the month. oestrogen oozing every where. baba oyo, don't despair - it's a passing phase. your thread should be back to normal in the next few days.

Andre Uweh: Because of the inability of the then NFA to turn the league as a pro league. There were series of meetings between NFA boss the-Obakpolor, Chief Abiola, John Mastroudes of Leventis, Iwuanyanwu and Chief Osakwe of flash. The aim was to press for a pro league, but to no avail.
Abiola and Leventis felt they were making to much loses and can not continue. A 1987, was a sad year in Nigerian football.
Imagine in Spain, Barcelona and Madrid being disbanded.

nfa have always been a useless organisation - i am not surprised. they just killed the soul of 2 good clubs. 90% of the green eagles players then were hand picked from those 2 clubs(leventis and abiola). it's like barcelona and real madrid or celtic and rangers!

Andre Uweh: When you are off shore, it is difficult to follow the league because it is not shown in any station. AIT do sometimes show league goals on Saturdays. (You may subscribe to Ait int on sky 183). Its a pity that Ben TV will broadcast Ghana league matches instead of Nigeria's own. I wasn't following 3sc when they were in the lower league.

i cannot watch those games again o
in the last 10 yrs now, watching any nigerian football turns my stomach. i don't know if it's the quality of the european leagues that has spoilt me or nigerian football in general has regressed. there's no pattern, no coherence, no tactical plan or even formation. i try to watch AIT/BEN on sky every saturday and the football is nothing to write home about. i change the channel within 5 mins. i used to enjoy them way back but not anymore.

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Awwww! Who is this Baba Oyo?

My greatgrandma is Iya Oyo. . .so Baba Oyo I like you already.

Gbo gbagba nso, jo ko sibe.

No one try to make sense of that oh. I notice the theme here is ending our posts with something in bold that is not English, so not be left out. . .
![/quote]this sisikill is a clown.
your great grandma is iya oyo? i mean your great grandma at age 89 is being matched with baba oyo in his 20s.

ika ni e - you are a wicked person!

byvan: Seriously,will you cut off your mum,if she is the offensive one here?Atleast op should just let the MIL be,he can't force his wife to completely severe contact with her mum.I personally will just go on with my life,I won't cut her off or go apologising either.

i will - my family comes first!
she has lived her life, she should let me live mine. nigerian parents are too self-centred and they would take the piss if you don't draw the boundaries. a friend of mine was telling me his father in law insisted he must be the one to name his newborn. i was like what the fück? did his own father in law name his child?

Andre Uweh: Spartans joined the league in 1976 and has remained there till thisday. Later Iwuanyanwu and now Heartland fc.

so spartans are now heartland? wow
i stopped following nigerian premier league in 1998 circa. i think that was the last time shooting won it - not sure.

byvan: Coogar,isn't officially cutting her off extreme??they can just let her be nah.

she doesn't like my baby - what else? cut off the weed and dissociate completely from people with negative energy.

honeric01: Didn't all these clubs you guys are mentioning go on relegation at one time in their lifespan? only Bendel Insurance didn't go on relegation until 2008 due to ownership dispute.

rangers have never relegated o - top club. i always give them kudos for that. leventis never relegated too. they worked their way to the top before they were disbanded. their promotion was rapid!

Andre Uweh: In 1987,they got to semi finals of African club championship now champions league. Probably, would have later won it if not for the disbandment.
What a great team.

why were they disbanded sef?

Andre Uweh: Till thisday, Leventis remains the greatest Nigerian team I saw when growing up. This team won the FA cup in 1984 while in Div 3. They won the div 3 team without losing a match in 1984. In 1985, now promoted to div 2, won the league. In 1986, now in div 1, also won the league.
In 1987, the defended their league title.

but they never won anything on the continent, did they? i can't remember though. however, they had the man utd never say die attitude: the winning character!

Andre Uweh: And the keeper for Abiola that day, Raymond King should have parried that ball over the bar.
Anyway, Abiola later won the challenge cup in 1997.
While Abiola and Leventis lasted, Iwuanyanwu never won the FA Cup as well as the league. They were so close in 86 when Bummi Adigun equalized for Leventis at the semi finals. Before then, Chike Arisa had put Nationale ahead with 15 minutes to go.
The match went into penalties.
Leventis scored 5 of their spot kicks and nationale's Bengy Nzeakor lost his.
Nationale first won it in 1988 when they beat flash flamingoes 3 nil at Adamashingba.

haba - nothing raymond king could do.
he was off his line and he dived at full stretch.....what was toyin ayinla thinking from that distance? although ekarika was pressing ayinla and ayinla from more than 20 yards just looped the most bizarre back pass ever over his goalie. it was so hilarious that a goal like that would decide the final of an epic battle.

[quote author=baby_123]LOOOL, you see baba oyo, the lunatic dances. Please, not everyone on NL is human. Some are cows, goats, and just farking nuts. Obsessed with you? You are clearly delusional. Seek help. You attacked me out of no where just like baba oyo. Look, no one is out to get you. And no one cares truly, so stop trying to show yourself. In your madness you even manage to look more mad than anyone i have ever had the opportunity to come across on NL. Attacking people who you will probably enter the ground or tear clothes and finally run into the street stark naked if you see them face to face. werey lasan lasan.[/quote]https://media.tumblr.com/3791cfdf357099e8d6c5c61ebccf9c8b/tumblr_inline_mjsoh5zLXB1qz4rgp.gif

Andre Uweh: The challenge cup matches were great. I remember Toyin Ayinla scoring an own goal in the final of 86 between Leventis and Abiola Babes. Leventis went ahead to win it after they had won the league. They were double champions that year.
A year before then, Abiola babes won it in a long penalty shoot out against BCC LIONS. Abiola went ahead with Dahiru Sadi with 10 mins. Dominic Iorfa equalised late in the game.
Good old days.

toyin ayinla's back pass.... hahahahaha, i think he was bribed. to play a looping back pass from that distance and score should have been investigated.

kulyie: So many angry and frustrated souls in and out of nairaland.angry and frustrated nigerians in nigeria,angry and resentful on nairaland.many nigerians will never see anything good about others.they are emotionally frustrated,mentally frustrated,s3xually frustrated,psychologically frustrated and financially frustrated so i am not suprised when they hate. Infact hatred is literarilly reeking on nairaland.jeez nigerians are always so resentful when they see others doing well and fine.tufiaaaa

to be perfectly honest, it's not exclusive to nigerians only.
celebrities should rather watch what they type and at least be more sensitive. i remember rio ferdinand(man utd's defender) posting an idiotic tweet too around christmas. he earns £150,000 a week and he told his fans they should spare him a thought. he got the mother of all abuses from thousands of his followers.

[img]http://pbs.twimg.com/media/A_eH9xZCIAALE0p.jpg:large[/img]

how can someone earning £150,000 a week complain that he could not celebrate new year because he had to play? for that amount a week, i would not celebrate anything for 10 years if my contract dictates so.