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adabeke12: i own a fuckiing thread if i say so. the only privileges here is you talking to me. i can put up any thread i feel like if u don't like u should say this on the next one. u have every right to not like something but don't come at me wrong... a lot of ppl on this forum think they can attack ppl nd go scotch free... not me oh. DO ME I GO DO U WORSE. end of discussion.

oh yeah - end of discussion!

adabeke12: nna mehn see me see trouble. u bring your negativity come for my thread. u no no say craze pass craze? i dey my own jeje. nd i'm pretty sure my name is like music to your ears but plz stop jerkiiing of to my picture u will run out of sperm nd blood. i don't need to go to church there is GOD IN MY HOUSE. i don't need a husbandi i'm too young for dat nonsense. i might get married wen i'm 40. i choose wen i want to get married capish? obsess over nigerians? u dey sure your thinking faculty dey intact? i'm cool.... don't look for my trouble and i wont look for yours simple azz that.

you don't own a fücking thread......
next time, think hard before putting up a thread - you are entitled to your opinion but don't abuse the privilege.....

adabeke12: laughing my ass offf. so u r that ugly? i thought u were a hermaphrodite, i didnt know u were a man... u came at me like a woman okpokija. na so men don dey turn gay? i would dig into ur puzzy/dick nd nd remove all your intestines and make you eat and eat it. i no go even gree make u die oh. u eatam till i tell u stop

i can see there are few missing screws in your brain cover.
adabeke or fuckever name you call yourself - go to church and pray fervently so you can find your husband instead of worrying about the obsession of nigerians. if you continue this path - it can only end one way, in ruins.

adabeke12: plz keep your peniss to urself. ain't no body want that dry crusty azz shiiit

who would venture near a mental patient?
where's nurse nkechi when you need her to put you to sleep?

[quote author=Mr_TA]I have seen alot of wrong posts in the forum but this one takes the cake. Care to break down these 20 points DDG lost us and in which matches?[/quote]he's just trolling!
just go with the flow and pick his brains like i have been doing.....

elampiro: My guy, its not only aerial balls o. He still learning how to kick away with his legs. Sometimes he kick straight to opponents. He aslo has problems with low shots. He also has to learn how to punch balls far away. He will be there, but for now. No.

what if i told you de gea has only lost one league game while he was on the pitch this season and your joe hart has lost 3?

in raw stats:

de gea --P20 W17 D2 L1
joe hart--P28 W17 D8 L3

as at valentine's day......
https://therepublikofmancunia.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Stats_De-Gea-Hart.png

adabeke12: Bitchhh every thing u dey yarn mo make sense show ur face so I can disfigure ur already disfigured face

if i show my face, you would turn into a pillar of salt!
i am not that guy you want to see - i would reach into your mouth and drag your skeleton out. you only get 2 options if you try me: you cry or you die!

adabeke12: She had better show up soon, bcuz im abt to bite ur head of nd feed it to my doggs. Ur still an ugly muthafucker hiding behind a screen biatchhh! Wanna get buck bitch?? U chose da chic for dat. I would delight in the pleasure of skinning u alive

let me congratulate you then for signing your own death warrant....
i would do you so bad like a dentist sorting your pap-smear. with a rotten attitude like yours, not even lower animals would locate any interest in you. you are a crack addict that needs to detox.

4everGod1: *seen* ..... More please. cooger has obviously got a crush on me but i aint flirting back. keep talking

crush on your scamming yam-head? not a chance!!!
you have no morals, you and your sugar-mummy should go and eat a dïck! bunch of fraudulent mongoloids.

adabeke12: Lmfao u must b in my medulla. u should go eat pig feaces. Jealousy go die oh... Take am easy b4 u loose ur mind... Oh nd ur still faceless. So if u like u can keep kissing nigerian men asses or show urself. But I bet u ur life savings u wouldnt bcuz ur computer might stop working. Nd yes biatchh im in the skool of hardknocks. Get lost.

epitome of a prison background!

adabeke12: Go suck a nigerian mans peniss. I bet that would give u more enlightenment. I write online however the fuckkk I pleases. If u dont like it hang urself.

stiffen your middle finger and sit on it, you unintelligible inbred twãt!
this is what happens when psychiatric hospitals fail in their duties to monitor their patients using the internet. don't worry - nurse nkechi would soon show up to chain you to your bed so you can take your prescriptions for the night!

4everGod1: *seen*........... anything else you want to get off your chest?

of course....

things like.......
• you should kill yourself
• you are more useless than a used sanitary towel
• your conception was an accident
• you are a disgrace to the community that birthed you
• your mental development was mismanaged
• you are a scam apologist

do you want more?

elampiro: In which matches did Chicharito score those goals. The weak matches. Welbeck despite not scoring does better than Chicharito in big matches. Berbertov used to score lots of goals and even hatricks. But when you review his goals well, you will discovered he gets them against small teams. In big games he never coped well. Rooney has just few goals, but he delivered in big matches, like against City.

you see - you just roll out false statements akin to beer parlour gists. berbatov scored against top teams at man utd. chicharito has scored against top teams in a red shirt. he has 8 goals in less than 700 league mins this term. define effective and i would give you hernandez!

If not for poor outing of De Gea, United would be almost 20 points clear with the way our strikers have been scoring freely. United has conceded more than City, yet people said Hart is poor. Hart is poor when compared to Hart, but he is a superb when compared to De Gea.

hart is poor - gutter poor!
he's the poster boy of british media. i can understand when his form was good last season but this term, i don't get the hype. any goalie that pushes a shot between his own legs is not worthy to be called a goalie. if hart was from spain, the media would have destroyed him for that howler!

4everGod1: Dude a week ago you spewed out the same words. You are old news and have nothing new to offer so just for your sake i will go blind as you aim to take me away from my set sights. My target knows himself and you my friend is a rat and i am hunting a whale. So as far as i am concerned you aint here.

go and hang yourself and stop being a nuisance.
i defecated on your face the last time we clashed, don't let me disgrace your old age once more, you geriatric centipede. you should be embarrassed that at your old age, all you do is run after the scent of shopclue's undies......

adabeke12: Lmao coming from a faceless fool? I thought not.

i reiterate, you have nothing significant to be jealous of.....
rather than worry about the obsession of nigerians, you should find a decent adult class that would improve your penmanship. there's no single evidence you have had any sort of education - formal or informal!

4everGod1: This just might be cooger with another moniker because you both sound so gay since all you talk about are privates. I am still being mellow with you but pls just say one more derogatory word in my direction and i will make you the joke of NL right now. You are not my focus and even though i am focussed on Aigbes matter i will still not look away at the antics of some crooks in the mold of FX who feels he can do online terrorism and get away with it. Me i be mole. I will dig him out but as for you Richwhatever stay clear. Na so i dey first dey nice o before i wear mask.

can someone tell this idiotic hypersensitive bastard to keep my name out of his tonsils?
were you born brainless? what kind of drugs were taken when you were feeding through the placenta? amphetamines or crack? you have the brain power of a termite and you are in trouble again tonight for bringing me into your miserable comment.

old fool like you, your mates are in the old people's home waiting for the ground to open right under them while you are on nairaland, desecrating your grey hair. if there's a place called heaven, you won't be in it. the hottest part of hell is your destination if you don't quit talking shit. how many litres of shopclue's ovulates do you swallow in a day?

adabeke12: Damn u keep wishing all this shitt. Lmfao dnt jealous me oh... U might end up killing urself

don't get ahead of yourself, shorty - you have nothing to be jealous of!!!

elampiro: In all honesty, I can't recall when last I saw De Gea move to clear a conner kick away. It is always United players battling to head them away, the few that opponents headed to the goal, itt was as though De Gea didn't even see them till they hit the net or Rafael/RVP/Evra had to clear from goal line. He has some years more to get used the way balls fly like rockets in EPL.

you don't watch united that much so how would you know what de gea does - he's on a streak of 4 back to back clean sheets as we speak in the premier league as we speak but how would you know?

On the other hand, Cecz, Hart, Cesar and Newcastle guys make this crosses and aerial balls look easy. Van Dan Sar used to pick 3/4 of such balls before the got to strikers. In Chelsea vs QPR and City vs QPR, Cesar pick almost all the crosses irrespective of the distance from his positioning. Chelsea must have had at least 20 corners that day.

you are doing the equivalent of nani is better than messi cos messi cannot use his right leg. taking crosses isn't the only skill required to be a top goalkeeper. what about stopping shots, distribution, reflex, movement, agility, etc?

adabeke12: Darling u need to educate your self. When u know who u r. Wat exactly ur purpose is in life then u will as confident as I am

if you are confident in yourself, you wouldn't even put this post up in the first place. all you girls with failed relationships and failed proposals quickly turn around and insult the institution of marriage because your fiancé broke your heart........who are you fooling?

this is akin to a refused visa applicant or a deportee claiming nigeria is the best place to live or the usual "there's no place like home". it's total nonsense. without a man, you wouldn't even be on this planet to start with. you would probably be a pit latrine in a village where labourers explode their fecal matter.

•chicharito has more goal/minute ratio than RVP...
• de gea is the best goalkeeper, without him, we would be 4th or 5th
• hart, cech and cesar have regressed badly from last season.
• cech stopped being a top goalkeeper when he started wearing his helmet
• ronaldo defended set plays in his time at old trafford - everyone defends!


• de gea is great now and he would be greater in future!

adabeke12: Darling more grease to ur elbow. If u really think men rule thing. Every thing on earth is feminine, even the so called penisss. The penisss is soft before it gets hard right? Trust me I will get married wen I feel like it. Thanks but no thanks.

lmao @ everything in the world is feminine?
if the pënis is feminine, how come you don't have one dangling between your legs? na people like you dey do sex change after the age of 40.

adabeke12: Awoooo. Im sorry ur life revolves around men. U breathe for them right? Nne I look good for ada nd ada only. I mean one owes it to themselves to look and be the best they can possibly be. if u live to impress men...well I would advice u to stop. Live for yourself, u owe urself dat much

men rule the world - women were created to do some assistance here and there!
you should have figured this out when you were presented with the options to be either male or female. i don't live to impress men - i live to be impressed by women. if you carry on with this attitude, you won't marry till you clock 58.

dayokanu: Show us where you typed league goals or show us how hazard has scored more "league" goals than Demba Ba

seeing that english is a challenge to you - i said hazard has scored more league goals in the same period ba joined chelsea. i would elaborate further cos i know you are slow - between january 3 2013 till date, hazard has scored more league goals than demba ba - mata and lampard have also scored more league goals.

ayusco: Torres golden boot? 2 goals against the mighty Ireland and the other goal n assist against already beaten 10 man italy? Okay o

how come his peers - rooney, RVP, gomez, mandzukic, benzema, balotelli, ronaldo and di natale did not score more. torres has the least number of minutes and yet he bested everyone to it. this same torres has scored 2 goals in back to back finals of the european championship. the same torres one kraut known as dayo is claiming to be useless........

adabeke12: Lmao. If dats wat u will do then hey be my guest. I will remain the same ada or even better if men were to go extinct.

more lies - ada's hair would be unkempt, there would be no body cream or make-up. i mean, who would you try to impress? fellow women?

nigerians should be obsessed with marriage. it's an institution ordained by God and everyone is invited to the party.

elampiro: For statistics sake, Hart has conceded the least goals this season. Check the EPL table.

his defence is better and they have genuine defensive midfielders unlike most teams. number of goals conceded is not a yardstick - the whole defence takes that credit. however, in the simple things that define a good goalkeeper, hart is not even close to de gea. currently, de gea and szczesny are better!

adabeke12: Nope. I dont look for men, mem come nd look for me

lies!
you wouldn't be wearing clothes and taking a bath if there are no men in the world.

jay bee: That is the koko.
Over 8 million naira obtained fraudulently and he is still yarning opaks.

Abeg if una need money to expedite this ish make una talk am here and am ready to contribute.

i don't understand the dialogue in the first place - odiaero is a rogue. all the fake documents including his photograph and data should be faxed to EFCC. odiaero is just buying time to run away with this back and forth discussion. postpone this dialogue till he is in the police net - he can explain himself there.

dayokanu: Show us How Hazard and Mata has scored more goals than Demba Ba since he got to Chelsea

you are missing "league" goals or are you blind?

How would Demba Ba improve Chelsea when Fernandud still occupies the Space. Give Demba ba the run of 20 games Torres had and I tell you their position and goal returns would be better.

yet dzeko and hernandez play in this same league where they still score plenty of with limited appearances. you are a tool!

I am sure Chelsea has scored more goals in Games Demba ba started than in games Torres started since january 4

what does that prove even if true?
ba has flopped!!! these excuses are tiring. with a midfield as talented as the one in chelsea, ba should have scored 6 league goals since his arrival.

i want to know where being a nincompoop would take you.

jackbauersballs: Since we are asking nonsense questions, How has Hazard scored more than Ba in the same team?

since ba's arrival at chelsea, mata, hazard and lampard have all scored more league goals than demba ba. i ask again, how has he improved chelsea? is it that dayo is a rētard or what?

dayokanu: Since january Ba has 2 league goals Torres has 0. All season Ba has 15 league goals Torres has less than half of that. Strikers job is to score goals and Torres has failed miserably at it.

he has a golden boot to show for it - in case your nervous system missed what a golden boot award is - it's an award given to strikers who excelled amongst their peers in terms of goal scoring. show me demba ba's award for scoring goals.

2 stellar season in a career of more than a decade? He has only scored more than 15 league goals twice in his whole career as a top striker in 3 clubs two different countries

injuries, you dummy!

The same way Milan baros bagged one and Oleg Salenko bagged one

salenko and baros did score in the final of those tournaments too, didn't they?

Torres played severl relegation teams he couldnt score. Ba scored against West brom the team 8th in the league table. Weak team? the same team that beat Chelsea how many times in the last 2 seasons?

he assisted plenty of goals since then. there was a run of 3 games where torres' assists were the difference.

I am sure Torres would be laughing at you. Torres 7 league goals is better than Demba Ba 15 league goals and Lukaku 13 goals.
Surely Torres is better

daft analogy -
only 2 of those 28 goals were scored in a blue shirt. lukaku and ba didn't score the bulk of their goals at chelsea(a club that kills strikers with their tactics). that's the difference. torres at west brom or newcastle would be scoring 20+ league goals per season where he would be their top dog!

Look in the mirror Im sure your image would be laughing at your stupidity

says the dork who thought torres' best season in england was 08/09. if stupidity is sold at 1 somalian shilling, you would be a trillionaire in british pounds.

Ibime: Please ignore the mad dog coogar. He is suffering from mental illness in London. His parents need to come and take him back home and chain him in the backyard like some of our peers who got "sent back home"

shut your stupid mouth you obese charlatan!
did you not opine that rafa benitez's boring tactics is hampering demba ba? statistics revealed rafa benitez is not boring - his team has scored more goals than any club bar united and he's conceded less goals than any team bar man city! where's the boredom when rafa's team cops 2 goals per game(2nd highest in the division)?

i have told you - football is not your forte - please go back to eating doughnuts.

dayokanu: This is exactly the same thing Demba Ba does and even did yesterday watch both Chelsea goals and tell me Demba ba didnt play a huge part in them.

except that he does not - if he's doing so how come ba has no european standard of a goal assist in 2000+ league mins of football and the "inferior" torres has 4?

Why is Torres not delivering for Spain since 2010? Is it Chelsea thats also the problem with Spain? Torres has always been a mediocre striker, Most people are stuck with a romantic idea and dont want to give it up In this case assuming Torres is able, the fact is he had a fluke 2008-2009 and has returned to his old self.

when you do something twice, it's no fluke.
torres had 2 stellar seasons for liverpool - 07/08 and 09/10. i dunno where you got your 08/09 and this fool would soon say he knows european football like the back of his hand.

in the last 3 years he has failed for club and country. 7 goals in 27 appearance for country the most creative football nation alive is a disaster.

he bagged a golden boot with those 7 goals - ahead of ronaldo, rooney, gomez, mandzukic, benzema, van persie, etc how did he achieve that?

Show us where Torres has been succesful in the last 3 yrs. Ba in his short spell at Chelsea has 4 goals , 2 in the league Torres in the same time as Demba Ba has one solitary goal vs Brentford. how does Demba ba score and Torres cant in the same team?

short spell? 8 weeks is a short spell?
3 of those goals were against southampton - the other one against west brom! chelsea didn't sign ba to score against weak teams. where's ba when tough opposition play chelsea?

Demba Ba does this regular, still did less than 24hrs ago

he did nothing - torres influences the game far more than ba!
ba is not an improvement on torres. in the hierarchy of strikers in chelsea, ba is the last with lukaku occupying a distant 2nd position from nando torres.

mithel: and you are einstein

shut that cesspit you call a mouth, you homoerotic cünt!
which man utd did you shit on? a game of 2 halves is shitting on united? the other game at the bridge, it was a mismatch, united won that without stress. the carling cup game was a disaster for chelsea. united's reserves practically played you off the park till MAZACAR were introduced and yet you still needed the help of a referee to conjure a penalty kick from nowhere to force the game to extra time.

the difference between both sides = the difference in the points accrued. united have 71 points, chelsea have what again? argue with that fact - the league table never lies. if you are currently below spurs with your world class midfield then it's either you are foolish or your world class midfield isn't world class after all.

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]You can only do that to the minorities and get away with it. Doing that to any of the majority is just like call for war. Remember, the population of each of the Nigerian majority ethnic groups are two times bigger than some of the well-noted countries in the world.
SO THINK WELL BEFORE YOU POST![/color]

nonsense......
kill the first lady in the biggest city in the east and fail to produce the perpetrators and let's see if soldiers won't tear the city apart. majority my foot!