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devour129: if mi dad did this in mi sisters case,she wouldn't living in "death beta pass" life in usa.mi sista have always been very exceptional ! she went to the gifted school,came out tops at unec medical school with the best result,came out tops in houseman-ship at UK,they one bastard came and mi sis fell hard,married and moved to usa.she got there and found out the man was married and had a daughter and was only hoping mi dad will take of his problems.mi sis calls sometimes crying that she is tired of life and this is a medical doctor.you know you take some exams over there before you are qualified to practice but this bastard keeps getting mi sis pregnant but thank God after three years,she has finished,and now she is about to start working,the bast claimed he wants to do his masters he never did all the years he was loofing around there.AND SOME IDAITS THAT WILL SAY MAYBE MI FATHER WAS GREEDY,THE GUY IS FROM MI VILLAGE,HIS FATHER IS LATE AND MI DAD HAS BEEN HELPING THERE FAMILY EVEN BEFORE HE MET MI SIS.MI DAD JUST THOUGHT BECAUSE OF HE KNEW HIS LATE FATHER AND HIS MOTHER THAT THE BOY MUST BE A GOOD PERSON WITHOUT SENDING SOMEONE OVER THERE TO CHECK HIM OUT.like one poster said,in igboland,marriage is for better for worse,this marriage has not only killed my sisters spirit,it has also killed my parents spirit to the extent my dad has told my sister to come back and he will open a hospital for her.so PLZ PARENTS SHINE YOUR EYES FOR BOTH BOYS AND GIRLS ! SOME GIRLS ARE EVIL SPIRIT THAT CAN DESTROY TOO

the bastard must be a räpist.....
she keeps getting your sister pregnant forcefully, i presume. your sister too does not understand biology enough to be on family planning. some of you goons shouldn't be allowed to discuss weather forecast, let alone sensitive issues such as this one.

stillwater: Yeah let both families watch it. I'm game!

at all, my parents won't partake in such.......i don't want them to die of heart attack!

BankoleNco: How come Rashidi Yekini never played in a noteworthy club, or even feature in the champions league? Most players from his SE era did . . . . Anyone say LOCAL CHAMPION?

he once won the portugese league's golden boot!

i cannot believe this comparison.
abeg compare emenike to chrisantus or monday odiaka - not yekini!

stillwater: Hehehe, na lie. You must prove it to him. Where's my ruler?

very well then
i'll make a video of me slaughtering his daughter......one thing is sure, he won't be approving the relationship with the way i am battering his daughter. dislocate her pelvic bone, bend her over like a stallion and ...... lemme just stop - my methods are medieval - like the romans of yore!

stillwater: Face value? I have a doctor's diagnosis (who is a professional) to show I am fertile. What is your proof you are working? Mouth? Crude means like getting pregnant is not even substantial. Who is to say the baby is yours? Who is to say me as a 'Nigerian woman' have not done some abracadabra? Doctor's report would forever trump crude means of proving myself. Besides your analogies are all over the place. Now let me show you how to compare/ make analogies. If your mama ask I get pregnant, then my papa should insist he sees and measure your pe-nis to determine if you can maintain an erec-tion, satisfy his daughter and prove you are very capable. If my dad asks to see your office, tell your people to ask to see my own office. Simple!

don't even bother yourself with that....
you would have reported my sexual prowess to your father even before i show my face......you would have told him my medieval methods of bonking a woman! trust me, that won't be an issue to discuss at all!

wonlasewonimi: What kind of folks do you people have? checking genitaliaa ewwww

welcome to the new world!
i agree all tests should be done - especially all those obese naija chics with hearts that are overheating - these women are all quarter to die. so checking employment record is the tip of the iceberg. i would be checking liver, blood, lungs, heart, ovary, fallopian tubes, fibroid, etc. you can't be too careful these days - fake people everywhere!

keshi gets 10/10 from me today!!!


he got his tactics spot on - he must have read my comment in your last thread where i criticised his lack of wing play. we used the flanks well today and all our goals but the free kick were as a result of smart wing play!

all the players but mikel get 8 for me and mikel gets a 9 for the brilliant assist to musa! the pass just split the malian defence open like moses did with the red sea! mikel for me has been the best player of this tournament. i hope his critics can now see chelsea has grossly mismanaged him!

new word:
Keshi(noun) - a word used to describe a state of unusual ability to transform hopelessness into a sudden victory.

example:
• sunday mba's keshiness won us the game against ivory coast.
• emenike is a superb striker - he possesses the keshi quality!

[quote author=Itoroetti ]I believe u are joking.how many great goals did yekini scored?how many assist did he contribute to d team in general?yekini was just a player who topped 9 with little contribution to the team.yekini was not a "hustler" like emenike.when yekini doesn't score,u can't see him in d field,but on d contrary to emenike.if emenike isn't scoring ,u see him create d assist or u see him trouble d defence.pls how fantastic was d goal yekini scored in 94 world
cup?watch d 2 players b4 comparing them.tans[/quote]you must have been born in 1999 - after yekini retired. yekini was one of the most hard-working strikers we have ever had. he's a beast, loads of movement, never reluctant to get stuck in and he's a beast in the box. comparing emenike to yekini is like comparing musa to nani.

he's not even close - yekini was a beast - on a day like this, yekini is scoring a hatrick or 4 goals and rasheed yekini did not need deflections to score free kicks - the ball waltzed into the net with the same trajectory of a laser-guided missile!

Vikin: Coogar, there is nothing like trust in this one oh! As far as its marriage, he takes his time to find out about the person family and work relations too.

i don't disagree with you. like i said, tests should be conducted on each and everyone of them!

I don't have any problem showing off my medical records if that's the requirement afterall some churches request for that before getting married. So my dear, if you got nothing to hide, why bother and tremble!

i just think the father-in-law has taken it too far by even thinking of such. it then means he cannot trust the judgement of the daughter he raised - if her father cannot trust her judgement then i would be worried to proceed with the marriage.

stillwater: @coogar
I just knew the side of the argument you'd take on. Why shouldn't the father take you at face-value? Where is it written in stone that since you are dating his daughter that he should automatically trust you? Trust is earned not given. The same way you earned your girl's trust, do the same for the father. Even if you were referenced by someone in a company, they would still perform certain checks on you. Why don't you scream for privacy when employers try to prove you are who you say you are?

nigerian women and their hypocrisy.....
if your mother in law insists you get pregnant before marriage you would feel offended. why should she trust you are fertile on face value? trust is earned not given!

StarBoard: And Petr Cech was UEFA's goalie of the season, yet he was shyte. Ok. No complaints.
That van Persie goal cannot be Cech's fault. The force on that shot was going to make it unstoppable.

his team won the champions league - that's pretty much given

And I'm not arguing with that fact.
What grates me is that he parried the ball into Ruiz's path later in the game, and had Ruiz not been off-balance, the result may have been different.

we concede too many shots as a team - the law of average says that situation would come up in every game. block the leak and de gea would be just fine. in 08/09 season, there were about a dozen games that van der sar did not have a save to make. it's not like we bossed possession in those games but the midfield and the defence were so good our opposition didn't even have the opportunity to take shots on our goal!

Vidic can't trust a goalie who has proven to be weak in the high-ball situation.After the look, couldn't he remonstrate to show his displeasure?
The Tottenham one was NEVER Vidic's fault. Vidic had taken off to contest the ball and would have cleared it to touch until De Gea decided to sandwich him and Caulker only to deliver a weak punch out to Lennon.

then vidic should sort himself - i think his long absence from the team since de gea joined us is the reason for this lack of chemistry between the two. this particular error has not happened with the other defenders who have played more games with de gea than vidic. in that wise, vidic is the black sheep!

Misused?I don't understand.
Please explain to the unenlightened like me.
Kindly bring stats to back up the claim that he is the best midfielder in England.

i did not say clevz is the best midfielder in the country - i said he's the best english midfielder.

Maybe.
However Anderson still has fitness issues.I cannot vouch for him to last a full 90 mins.

play him for 70-75 mins, bring scholes/giggs on to calm the game down!

Enough of this.
How do we engage Real at the Bernabeu?

the team picks itself - jones has copped shingles now which puts paid to him starting for us in the midfield. carrick is a worry and if he cannot be fit enough for the first leg, cleverson with kagawa in front of them should be deployed. rooney on the left, van persie in the centre and luiz nani on the right.

i can't wait for this week to be over - time to assess the arsenal squad and see if i would be at a vantage point to take dayokanu's bet.....

if diaby, arteta, podolski, koscielny, vermaelen, wilshere and szczesny are all fit after the weekend before the champions league then death shall become bayern!

StateOfMind: Lol at different tests!!

Anyway, Like I said earlier, I do not think the father is doing it out of greed, I think he just wants to be sure his son-inlaw to be is as real as he presents himself. He must have his reasons for doubting him and in the first place and if re-assurance is all that's required, I see no big deal in it.

mother in law does not want to be fleeced too. she wants to be sure her son is marrying a very decent lady with virtually no sexual history as most religious houses require these days. all those peruvian weaves, acrylic nails and incredibly huge butts are reasons for a mother in law to doubt any woman these days so she needs reassurance!

And no, conducting fertility test isn't out of greed either, its just taking things too far...they are two different things joo.

and you don't think visiting the office of a son-in-law is not taking things too far?

StateOfMind: Coogar's analogy is totally out of place here. This father's concern isn't out of greed, I believe he only wants to make sure the daughter he raised for years isn't falling into wrong hands. It doesn't necessarily mean he doesn't trust his daughter's judgement, all he wants is to see for himself, and if that's a criterion to marrying his daughter, then so be it.

so a mother in law conducting virginity test/fertility test is doing it out of greed? father in law wants to know if the groom is financially buoyant enough to marry his daughter. mother in law wants to be sure the bride can even conceive or has led a responsible life. i think the 2 situations sync perfectly. let each side conduct as many relevant tests as possible. welcome to the new world!

And btw, infertility isn't just a female thing anymore, if you think a mother-inlaw should run several fertility test on her daughter-in-law to be, then she should be ready to do the same for her son too..no be by length or width!

by the same token, financial test is not just a male thing too.......we live in a world of sex equality now. what's good for the goose should suit the gander as well. by all means, the 2 parties should conduct as many tests as possible. eye test, ear test, body odour test, snore test, kitchen skill test, general hygiene test, etc.

hbabe: I think some people are getting it wrong. The check may not be to find out how rich the guy is but just to sure he has a source of livelihood. The father may not be doing the check out of greed as some have suggested but out of concern for the daughter's welfare.
Comparing this situation to virginity/fertility test is just absurd.

by the same token, the mother is not checking out of greed but out of genuine concern for her son's welfare before the son enters one chance marriage. by all means, let the checks begin.......

Vikin: It's not about being hungry, with what the society is turning into, I don't blame them trying to know where their daughters are being married into

by the same token, where's the trust? why would a father-in-law not trust me via face value? follow me to my place of work to find out if i am employed? after then what else? spërm motility test? psych evaluation? that's arrant nonsense!

ok, let's flip the script, how many of today's women would follow their mother in law to a clinic to have a virginity test or fertility test?.......by the same token, there are lots of women who have done multiple abortions with their wombs completely removed.....

using your own words, i wouldn't blame any mother in law trying to know who her son is getting married to cos there are plenty of damaged goods out there in today's world! if women have nothing to hide, they should follow their mother in law to such clinics and have the test.


i rest my case!

LastApostle: Sexkillz, do you think any other thing other than romance?

what else do you expect from him? he's a romance mod. his job centres around driving traffic to this section anyway he can. you'd rather he thinks of what exactly? holocaust? killing of twins in calabar or the brutal räpe incident in ABSU?

Vikin: Women have a great role to play in a Man's life! Coogar preaching? Wonders shall never end!

men play a greater role in women's lives ....

dammit!
i thought the "no insult" policy on family section has been activated. why can't we just get along? why can't everyone be as meek as coogar?

StarBoard: Joe Hart keeps getting caught out by long balls.So in my view he's over-rated.He's had a few decent games (vs Dortmund at the Etihad and Real at the Bernabeu)but other than that, I'm sure he really has had the covering of Kompany and Lescott to shield him.
Begovic is an outstanding keeper, but I think we all are entitled to our opinions.He's nowhere near the level of Cech in my view.
Cech made some absolutely insane saves last season and has basically kept Chelsea afloat even in their crises ridden season.
For me he is ahead of other keepers in the EPL.Vorm is decent as well.
Flukey doesn't matter.Cech put in work in getting that victory,no matter how flukey.You cannot deny that.

petr cech was shyte last season in the league - in the champions league, chelsea parking the bus was one of the main reasons cech wasn't found out. petr cech? have you forgotten chelsea 3-5 arsenal? did you see van persie's 3rd goal on the day that cech pushed into his own net?

I think you're stretching it.
De Gea was at fault for those three goals. Gerrard's shot was from outside the vital area.That led to Sturridge equalising.

i reiterate, that was a finger-tip save......it cannot be directed out of play. that de gea even got to the ball is a testament to his cat reflexes and agility. i would post the gif in a moment!

In the games he clattered into Vidic, De Gea coulda made a shout to claim thiose balls. Vidic had every right to contest those balls as he normally does giving that he is expected to win these types of balls. Plus De Gea has a history of being unable to deal with those high balls into the area.I can't blame Vidic for not trusting De Gea in dealing with those balls. You're the first person I hear saying Vidic got in De Gea's way.Looking at the evidence, I'm not sure I agree with that assessment.

the fulham one @ old trafford was vidic's fault - the look de gea gave him said it all after the goal. vidic should trust his goalie to claim the ball in n around the 6 yards. the tottenham one was also vida's fault.......

Anderson is still trying to get through 90 minutes succesfully and we're depending on him to provide steel in the middle?I laugh in Twii and Ashanti.
Cleverly that fits the bill of runing around like a headless chicken is whom you;re touting.
Abeg you and I know that if anything happens to Carrick, we're doomed.
I'm sure De Gea's ability won't improve by learning English. If he's still learning the language after a year and a half in England, then he has a problem for real.

cleverley runs like a headless chicken? you won't find a better english midfielder in the country at the moment. he's a player fergie has largely misused!

Ironic that selection would cause an otherwise excellent midfield to become rubbish.
But to an extent I agree that selection is the bane.

selection is our problem - selection determines which tactics and some of our tactics this season have been rubbish. i would never understand jones in the midfield and when fergie took cleverley off, anderson's energy and his use of the ball would have pulverised spurs in the last 10-15 mins.

I saw the Cissoko guy for Newcastle and almost wet my pants in excitement at the way he ate up Ramirez, Lampard, Mata and Oscar almost single-handedly.
Which beast in the middle do we have in our ranks?

you don't need beasts to win games - with the right passes, smart interceptions and pressing, you would beat up any beast! our triumvirate in every game should be anderson + cleverley + carrick........especially in the big games or tough away fixtures!

Boyoorisha: A lady's handbag which contained
her cell phone, credit card, wallet
etc., was stolen. 20 minutes later,
when she called her husband,
from a pay phone telling him
what had happened, hubby says, “I received your text asking about
our pin number and I have replied
a little while ago”. When they
rushed down to their bank, the
bank staff told them all that all the
money were already withdrawn. The thief had actually used the
stolen cell phone to text the
husband in the contact list and
got hold of the pin number within
20 minutes and has withdrawn all
the money from their bank account.
NOTE::
There is nothing really wrong in
disclosing relationship between
you and people in your contact
list. I AM NOT AGAINST either in using names like home, honey,
hubby, sweetheart, dad, mom, etc
What's important here is, when
sensitive information is being
asked through text, “confirm” by
calling back...let's be wise and sensitive. Also, when you are
being text by friends or family to
meet them somewhere, be sure to
call back to confirm that all
message came from them. If you
don’t reach them, be careful about going places to meet “family and
friends" who text you.

i get the drift of the story but the bit that all the money in the account was withdrawn is a bit unrealistic. there's a withdrawal limit in every cash machine and the petty thief would have needed to present his ID at the bank to make a withdrawal. Unless the cash in their account is lower than the withdrawal limit, there's no way this story is 100% correct.

[quote author=Mr_TA]I think Cech is the best in the league but last season it was hart.[/quote]i would like to see stats backing this up.

StarBoard: Your opinion.
He was easily the best keeper in Europe last season. Spared Chelsea's blushes in the Champions League.

begovic was better than cech last season, i would also put vorm, szczesny and joe hart above petr cech last season.
just because they won the champions league does not mean cech was the best keeper last season.....you are putting too much emphasis on a flukey victory in elite europe.

Maybe not all the time, but regularly would suffice.
The Michu equaliser at wansea, the James Perch opener at Old Trafford vs Newcastle and the Sturridge goal vs Liverpool were within three weeks.Same error-punching to the path of on-rushing strikers. He did same vs Fulham on Saturday and got away with it.
Clattering into Vidic (that led to an own-goal) vs Fulham early into the season at OT and the Spurs equaliser at WHL.Same error: poorly-timed attempts at dealing with the high ball and not communicating with the lead defender.
These mistakes tend to put a blemish on an otherwise above-decent resume as a decent shot-stopper.

in all the errors highlighted here, only the james perch perch goal was a glaring mistake.....he literally pushed that towards perch and the shot wasn't really hot. i blame him 100% for that. the michu equaliser wasn't his fault, it was from a close range....the first priority was saving the shot, where the ball falls depends on mother-nature.....same as the sturridge goal! the clattering into vidic against fulham(old trafford) and spurs(white hart lane) was vidic's fault! he should be trusting his goalie to come out and give the ball a decent punch. vidic got in de gea's way on both occasions. if de gea had stayed in goal and vidic got beaten to the ball by a spurs player to score, we would still be here criticizing why he didn't come out to claim the ball.

I thought you said our midfield was fine a while ago?

our midfield is excellent in my own opinion - who fergie selects to start the game is another matter entirely. how many games has anderson, cleverley and carrick started together this season? does fergie choose the right midfield everytime? those are the issues. barcelona have the best midfield in europe but if their gaffer decides to put busquets, xavi on the bench and play some old gooks, would the midfield not suffer like ours? of course it would.

Maybe as a result of our midfield.
But that has always been my point about the midfield.Defensively, our middle seems to be lacking.I have no problems about going forward. It's the defensive cover we need as we go into the final stretch of the season knowing that Carrick seems to be our only reliable midfielder of note.

against big teams, carrick playing behind anderson and cleverley is our best formation....however, fergie always manages to put scholes in there or play phil jones and disrupt the chemistry. what does phil jones know about bossing the midfield. why is it that united is the only team in europe with no settled midfield or even defence? we blame de gea but how many defence combinations have we played this season for him to form a perfect understanding. valencia? carrick? jones? smalling? rio? vidic? rafael? evra? buttner? those 2 rookies in the academy and so on and so forth - would that help a young goalie who cannot even speak english?

StarBoard: The difference between the afore-mentioned keepers and De Gea is that De Gea tends to make the same kinds of errors all the time. I have lost count of the number of times he has commited this same howler, along with clattering his defenders from behind (vs Fulham at OT and vs Spurs at WHL).
Cech in my view is the best keeper in the EPL. Cesar has saved QPR from dropping all three points on a number of occassions.
I laugh when they ranked him (De Gea) 4th best keeper in Europe and put Manuel Neuer at the top.

petr cech is the worst of the lot - it seems you don't watch chelsea enough. de gea does not tend to make the same kind of errors all the time - how about having a midfield that wouldn't expose de gea to this kinda situations all the time. in our last 4 games, we have conceded 16 shots to fulham, 20 to southampton, 25 to spurs, 13 to liverpool. in comparison to cech's team....chelsea conceded 21 shots to newcastle, 5 to reading, 14 to arsenal and only 6 to southampton.

it's a waste of time - nigerians should stop praying for what they cannot control.
the only people required to pray to win a match are the football players themselves - not the fans who have no direct influence on the game. besides, majority of the players you pray and fast for are in their hotel rooms womanising/drinking/sometimes drugs or even juju before the football match - how then do you expect your prayers to help unserious souls like those. it's a sheer waste of time!

StarBoard: I'll admit it was one of his better performances, although he almost managed to palm the ball into Ruiz's path again, as he has been doing all season.
Still unconvincing to me.

so how would you describe petr cech doing the same against newcastle with sissoko scoring.......in the last 2 weeks, schwarzer(fulham) and cesar(qpr) have all parried towards an onrushing striker and conceded goals. these are seasoned goalies with more than a decade experience. are they weaklings too?

petr cech:

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pweetymama: Some men may find the indecency irritating,when it is done outside the home.within d confines of their environment is okay by them.

of course it has to be within the 4 walls of the bedroom, not outside......for the husband's eyes only!

Kulas: A friend of mine was seeking my advice on whether to open a beer palour business(Drinking Joint,Pepper soup,etc) to her wife as the wife said that is the business she want to do.He said he is scared if such business will subject her to unhealthy life style with men that can affect their union.Please advise,especially those that has had the experience before.

is there no other business the woman can think of?
who puts his own wife to such risks? beer parlour? where men would say all sorts of stuff to her, rough handle her and if she doesn't play ball, they quickly blame it on the effects of alcohol. it's not advisable. tell your friend to get a stall for his wife - she's better off selling boiled eggs, tom tom and anambra kolanuts!

Ibime: Why una dey pay that mugu mind.
I'm surprised una no sabi simple Mathematics and allow the mugu bamboozle una with numbers.

bamboozle with numbers? is it not true that demba ba's contribution for chelsea in the league is one miserable goal?

Last time the mugu claimed Demba Ba has only scored once in 170 minutes. That's more than a goal every other game. Nobody challenged the eediot.
Now he claims Ba has only scored once in 213 minutes. That's almost averaging a goal every two games.

for a striker charlatans like yourself hailed as the messiah, aided by super duper creative players like MAZACAR that should be making torres score 40 goals a season, demba ba has been a super flop! one goal in 213 mins is more than a goal in every 2 games. there's 33 mins left when you take 2 full games out of 213 mins. unless you are a bellend, ba has flopped!

Now take the longer term and Ba has scored 3 goals in not much more than 300 minutes.
That's again, much better than a goal every other game.

long term? who adds league minutes with fa cup minutes? see desperation in sterling quality? you are an obese cretin. coogar is saying demba ba has only managed to score against one team since he joined chelsea - southampton! a bottom side that has not moved above the 16th position since they got promoted!

Now ask how many goals Torres has scored at Chelsea. Probably once in every 4 or 5 games.
So next time the eediot start yarning, tell him RVP has scored no goals in the same 200 minutes.

the number of goals torres has scored is irrelevant - you fools have claimed he's dud and ba has been brought in - playing with the same team mates, under the same manager and governed by the same tactics and there has not been any considerable difference between ba and torres! at the very least, when torres does not score - he contributes an assist(which is also as important as goalscoring)! torres has 7 assists in the league - for a striker that does not take set pieces, that's a formidable achievement!

in the same period since ba joined chelsea, van persie has 2 goals in 360 league minutes. even a kid knows who has been more effective but a disgraceful odious simpleton whose adipose cells are obstructing his nervous system! demba ba has flopped massively!

Vikin: What's wrong if she is doing the indecency for her husband .

i wonder......