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FamilyRe: Have You Ever Been Sexually Harrassed, And What Did You Do? by coogar: 1:35pm On Jul 09, 2015
5minsmadness:
huh

It could be anywhere but especially at your workplace and the harrasser is the boss.

If yes what did you do?
it's only sexual harassment when men do it to women. when women do it to men, it's because she's in love & she's emotional. grin
FamilyRe: Why do people travel abroad and then feel entitled to everything? by coogar: 1:28pm On Jul 09, 2015
ladygogo:
lol. People like op's relative only learn when they start working, paying rent and bills.

Op's relative may be staying with them for a long time since international students cant work until after two terms unless he has the liver to work under the table.
so in her shoes, how would you handle him? grin
FamilyRe: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 1:24pm On Jul 09, 2015
tearoses:
Shior
Ozulu village boy forming posh tongue
abi whats the name of that your village?
is it not pounded yam and eba that sister mary feeds you with 24/7
Yeye tongue grin grin
those type of foods are the reason most naija women look pregnant when they are not. i am also sure they are responsible for at least 90% of all the diabetic folks & heart problems in nigeria. if anyone wants to live long & live healthy, such foods should be completely avoided.

the last time i tasted any of them must be 20 years ago. this is why i am the fittest nigerian male of my generation. sister sarah knows i will kick her out like polio if she dares cook those poisonous meals.
FamilyRe: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 1:15pm On Jul 09, 2015
salsera:
@tearoses and TV01

Don't open another thread please.

So coach TV01
I have a question, I weigh just over 60kg highest weight is 65kg. Dance used to be my exercise but not any more got no time. But I want to lose 2inches of my waist ALONE without losing weight anywhere else. My height is 5ft 8. I don't mind increasing muscle mass. I think my waist is about 34 or so(though you wouldn't believe it if you saw me)

What would you recommend for diet n exercise.
your problem is minor....
avoid pounded yam, eba & amala. never ever put them in your mouth again.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 1:04pm On Jul 09, 2015
SailorXY:
the strategy might as well be a fluid front 3 since Depay can also function through the middle. if Mata will hug the right wing forward role as well, then it can work.

in need of genuine width, we still have Young, Januzaj & di Maria, & even Valencia depending on tactics.
you still consider januzaj a united player? angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:23am On Jul 09, 2015
it's obvious van gaal is going for 4-3-3 formation next season. all the star strikers are gone bar rooney. enough wingers/wing forwards. enough midfielders & more than enough defenders.

only rooney's position seems unshakeable! why anyone would trust a 30-year old rooney to lead the line is almost laughable. if we don't sign at least 2 top tier strikers this summer, we would struggle to make top 4.
FamilyRe: Why do people travel abroad and then feel entitled to everything? by coogar: 10:56pm On Jul 08, 2015
ladygogo:
Your in-law needs to learn the hard way. He needs to be given an ultimatum.
You both need to tell him to stop misbehaving or he will be kicked out.

How is he paying his tuition fees?
Did he pay for student or off campus accommodation when he applied for his visa?
ladygogo aka gadaffi! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:52pm On Jul 08, 2015
AdeLaNa1:
As much as i want him in United, nothing ll mke Lacazette leave Lyon this summer. Not with Euro 2016 coming up....
lyon will drive him to old trafford if we tempt them with anything more than £30m.
FamilyRe: A Single Mother Who Has Never Been Married Versus A Divorcee Without A Child. by coogar: 7:48pm On Jul 08, 2015
Timbuktou:
Neither.

The baby mama would invariably connect me to her baby daddy. Ain't nobody got time for drama.

Per the divorcee, I'd be sceptical about marrying a woman who bailed out of her marriage before she could even get pregnant. That's a fvcking huuuge red flag.


I'd bang them both, though...with protection.
https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm17mdWmDF1qinvcko1_400.gif
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:36pm On Jul 08, 2015
sinizia:
Wow!! This charlton was a maestro. Very skillful with the ball. i need more of these videos.

i noticed something though, whenever our goalie catches the ball, Benfica players charges at him to take it back without giving him chance to kick it out. Was it the rule back then?
they were trying to prevent him to launch a quick counter attack. george best was a killer in that aspect. so they delay our goalie from kicking the ball out quickly so that their own players can get into position.
FamilyRe: Are Men Naturally Polygamous? by coogar: 12:34pm On Jul 08, 2015
MarvellousGod:
Making my temperature rise? Lols.. Only expressing my concern. . I don't just see the usefulness of this thread, I don't see the good message it conveys...
the thread is very relevant!
it's just that some of you women are kinda allergic to the truth. the earlier you understand men's primal instinct, the better for you guys.

What about ladies that have high libodos and like to try out new partners? Hope it's ok they feel and act like that? Or theirs isn't natural? undecided ..
and who told you women don't try out new partners by the way? of course they do but not in the same high level as men. besides, women who have multiple sex partners do so as a means to an end in most cases.

they have sex with multiple men to get favours. money, jobs, material things, children, etc. they rarely do it for pleasure like men are naturally wired so there's a big difference in what motivates males & females to seek other partners.

How many men will take this? Do unto others as you would want them to do unto you.. Truth is no one would like to be given a reason why it's ok for their partners to have the urge to cheat on them.....
what men can or cannot take is an academic point. only a foolish man actually thinks a woman is incapable of sexing other men. all those women that raise bastards under their husband's roofs are what? aliens?

Even if all you wrote above is true, what about opening a thread about how possible it's to be monogamous, self control, keeping the vows made before the lord, respecting one's wife and children as opposed this ??
that will be hiding from the truth.
it's better for young wives & potential husbands to be aware of what to expect. there's going to be a point when the nüdity of a wife would mean nothing to her husband. it's a fact that both of them must deal with. the earlier they know, the better prepared the couple would be.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 12:16pm On Jul 08, 2015
Nihilist:
Your revisionist post has been duly noted and discarded as irrelevant.

Cabaye that was averaging over 2 interceptions per game at Newcastle suddenly doesn't have positional intelligence?

Matic hasn't even posted those kind of numbers and is the best DM in EPL right now.
who dash matic the best DM in the EPL? you chelsea fans are full of rubbish theories. matic that got destroyed several times but for the defence partnership of terry/cahill and a decent goalie(courtois). matic ko, mathematics ni.
FamilyRe: See The Snake I Killed In Front Of My Place Yesterday by coogar: 12:14pm On Jul 08, 2015
austin4real:
I actually trampled on the head with my car, was scared when I came out to see this
all you snake killers should start telling us your LGA, town & your state of residence.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 12:06pm On Jul 08, 2015
Nihilist:
Thanks Mr Lesson Teacher.
How is this relevant to our discussion though?
are you deliberately being thick now?

how is it not relevant? i am basically saying cabaye is useless to your cause! he has no pace and he doesn't have positional intelligence to compensate for his lack of pace.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:03pm On Jul 08, 2015
nyabinghi:
I have never lost a penalty in my lifetime
don't lie, oga!
i met a guy in lagos one night like that. he said he knows you & dayo. he said you were in the same class and there was a day you guys played with a junior class at sports centre.

game went to shoot out. you were told not to use your crooked boots to shoot at the ball. you refused & then came the moment for you to shoot, you sent the ball way over the bar. the guy had tears in his eyes as he told me this story.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:00pm On Jul 08, 2015
nyabinghi:
I bleeped his sister and he doesn't wanna get over it
hahahaha!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:58am On Jul 08, 2015
bigkesh:
Busquet? Cambiasso?
Carrick is good,but don't tell me he is out of this world
only busquet can rival carrick in that position. cambiasso is a microcosm of what carrick is in the DM position.

makelele was another monster. he has no pace but you cannot go past him.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:55am On Jul 08, 2015
bigkesh:
Look at how a local Manchester champion is hyped.....
Anyway he was actually praising carrick and he was saying the same thing u just said
he's not praising carrick....
he's comparing cesc or cabaye to carrick - an abomination. the only thing cesc can do is pass. anticipating which route an opponent would take is not cesc's strength & cabaye would get destroyed cos both of them lack positional intelligence!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:52am On Jul 08, 2015
Nihilist:
Waiting for what your explanation has to do with anything... undecided
the explanation is simply tutoring you that carrick's lack of pace has nothing to do with his effectiveness. if you think another player with no pace can do a carrick then you need spiritual deliverance.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:50am On Jul 08, 2015
nyabinghi:
masters in unilag is now from a nondescript institution, starboard is a failed product of his parents you suffered head injuries as a kid
but is it true your classmates nearly lynched you when you lost to a junior side? the game went to a shoot out & you missed the decisive penalty by doing a baggio at the crucial moment. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:46am On Jul 08, 2015
Nihilist:
4-3-3 or maybe Fab in the hole.

Matic already plays b2b...and Cabaye can just sit.

Carrick no get any pace at all and he does the job well at Manyoo.

The only problem is that We for no see am for 12 mill sha. More like 25.
don't compare carrick to the legion of plodders in your team. what carrick does better than anyone in the league is his anticipation thus interception. maldini faced ronaldo/rooney at age 37. none of them could speed past him cos of his positional intelligence. pace is nothing if you know which positions to occupy on the pitch!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:41am On Jul 08, 2015
StarBoard:
Which certificate?
3rd class honours after an extra session?
PG diplomas in nondescript institutions?

Very soon, we'll start seeing pictures that we all don't need to see.
did you know nyabinghi in OAU? did you guys ever cross paths? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:04am On Jul 08, 2015
StarBoard:
Stale.
You keep recycling the same nonsense.
Tell us how George Weah and Emenike landed in the same argument with Messi and Maradona instead of wan.king on the net with weak monologues.
https://i.imgur.com/S6HAKVZ.gif
FamilyRe: Are Men Naturally Polygamous? by coogar: 10:50am On Jul 08, 2015
MarvellousGod:
I'm not being biased, it's just what I feel cos I see no reason telling guys it's naturally ok to want to have multiple partners. .. This may mislead young and naive guys...

But then, to each his own...
i dunno why a guy's polygamous nature is making your temperature rise. you are not even a guy - why are you so concerned. are you afraid of the truth?

telling the truth does not mislead - it actually prepares young & naive guys to know what to expect. you are the kind of mother that would not teach your daughters sex education cos you believe it would mislead them.

truth is - men are naturally polygamous as it is with all male mammals. in your leisure time, read about the coolidge effect. the phenomenon simply means males exhibit renewed sexual interest if introduced to new receptive sexual partners.

if you drop a male rat into a cage with a receptive female rat, you see an initial frenzy of copulation. then, progressively, the male tires of that particular female. even without an apparent change in her receptivity he reaches a point where he has little libido-and simply ignores her.

however, if you replace the original female with a fresh one, the male immediately revives with a fresh boost of libido and begins copulating again. you can repeat this process with fresh females until the rat nearly dies of exhaustion.

the rat's renewed vigor does not reflect an increase in his wellbeing - although it will look (and temporarily feel to him) that way. his vigor comes from surges of a neurochemical called dopamine, which flood the reward circuitry of his primitive brain... so that he gets the job done always when he sees a new female partner.

in a nutshell, animals do not choose their mates randomly. they identify and reject those with whom they have already had sex. their sex drive becomes lower for such partners. scientists know this reflex as the coolidge effect.

so if you are wondering why a man would leave his beautiful wife at home to chase after FUTO students in owerri, it's because he has lost the sex drive for the wifey & his interest is now in a new receptive female!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:36am On Jul 08, 2015
nyabinghi:
drogba and weah are nobodies in football according to mr. Coogar, messi won more trophies in football than maradona can ever dream of, messi scored more goals than mr. Maradona for the albiceleste, messi is an olympian while mr. Maradona isn't.meSsi thrived in barcelona while maradona flopped big time there. Messi never used drugs but mr. Maradona did, messi never shot journalists but mr. Maradona did, messi is greater than maradona
messi won more trophies because of the club he plays for. how come guardiola is finding it difficult to replicate his success at bayern munich? this is exactly why the argument came up in the first place - messi has been below par anytime he's not wearing the barca shirt.

this is messi's 11th season at barcelona, maradona only spent 2 seasons in barcelona. how can you compare their goals based on that? messi is a forward, maradona was an attacking midfielder so goal scoring stats has nothing to do with it.

what maradona achieved for napoli is a more difficult task than what messi has achieved for barca. without messi, barca won the champions league. without maradona, napoli hasn't won a spoon! that's how you gauge the impact both players have made for those 2 clubs.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:01am On Jul 08, 2015
afrodoc2:
And Muller also won Ballon D'or in those years abi?
don't mind dayo & his retardëd analogy. grin
FamilyRe: Are Men Naturally Polygamous? by coogar: 12:00am On Jul 08, 2015
MarvellousGod:
Nonsense. . Polygamous my foot.... You lack self control and you call nature. . Mtcheeeww


It's natural, so why ain't all men polygamous? Why ain't all men shamelessly inserting their deek into any VGs? Or can nature be stopped?

Seeking for silly reasons to break the vows taken before the lord...I pity men who go about everything in skirt cos they're so shameless, no self respect or worth.

Kudos to all men who don't let their 'deeks' control them, you've got class.. kiss kiss
don't blow a gasket.....
this is why it's called self control. men who don't dip their sausages everywhere have self control but it doesn't mean they don't have the urge to chase fellow women. it's been scientifically proven that all male mammals are polygamous in nature.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:57pm On Jul 07, 2015
afrodoc2:
This Dayo know fear God sef.
Saying that Charlton who won World Cup,European Cup, Ballon D'or , Ballon D'or Silver TWICE should be removed for Littbarski who played for Cologne,FC Paris, United Chiba and Brummell Senda.
My researchers tell me that the only personal award Littbarski got was Goal of the Year grin

Dayo the Thunder wey go fire you ehn........... cheesy
dayo is a fraud!

this should serve him a reminder. he should watch how charlton destroyed benfica in the 68 champions league final with style & panache!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMZ9EVFJRZk

dayo, that's your history lesson!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:49pm On Jul 07, 2015
afrodoc2:
Charlton dumped Eusebio out of the World Cup in 66 and European Cup in 68.
charlton was a bad ass with that his bald head. he ran that midfield better than xavi. eusebio could have won the CL. he had a chance to make it 2-1 to benfica but our goalie became de gea & saved eusebio's wicked shot. eusebio started clapping for the goalie. charlton had had enough & became something else in the extra time. he slaughtered benfica in that extra time it wasn't funny.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:27pm On Jul 07, 2015
raumdeuter:
Na only original trinity? Why not original Holy Ghost.

Would they be considered better than Eusebio or Rivera? Eusebio is one of the greatest European footballer ever Almost singlehandedly lifting Benfica throughout the 60's
they were better than eusebio
charlton won a world cup in 66.....won ballon d'or & won the champions league. the funniest thing is charlton's team destroyed eusebio's team to win the champions league trophy. the game is on youtube - go and watch it!
FamilyRe: Are Men Naturally Polygamous? by coogar: 11:17pm On Jul 07, 2015
5minsmadness:
The answer is simple: Yes.

The Reason: Men have a higher sex drive/libido than women. It all stems from the male sex hormone testosterone whih is 16times higher in the male than in the female. Testosterone is the main hormone responsible for libido/sex drove in males. Women possess testosterone as well but in very small amounts when compared to thier male counterparts. Women's sex drive is further reduced by the prescence of estrogen which although is necessary for the lubrication of the vagina, is an antagonist to testosterone and reduces its level in the female system further. However as a man ages, his testosterone levels reduce gradually over the years until the age of 60-65 when he begins to lose interest in sex although not completely. The female on the other hand loses a lot of her eostrogen when she hits menopause and o her testosterone levels increase but still never reaches the level of a male.

Polygamy: The above simply explains that males naturally have a higher sex drive than females and so are bound to have more sexual partners than their female counterparts. This is not peculiar to homo sapien species as other male creatures in the animal kingdom ranging from the chimpanzee to the lion and even the male chicken(cock) have multiple female partners and thus practice polygamy.


Society: Unfortunately/fortunately society has placed an embargo on the number of female partners a male can have at any given point in time. This was probably done to reduce fights among the females, improve the ability of the man to cater for a smaller family in a more sophisticated/modern world where a larger family did not directly translate to a better chance at survival as is was in prehistoric/agrarian era.
Even at that some societies still allow for a man to be polygamous e.g african, moorish, conservative American societies e.g the state of Utah and other neighbouring states ,etc.

Religion: Although Christianity appears to encourage monogamy profusely, it does not directly discourage polygamy either. Numerous quotations abound in which a man is admonished to love his wife(not wives) and yet the bible passage of a bishop being the hsband of one wife seems to imply that there were men with more than one wife who by that sttatus were not recommended to being bishops.


There are very few instances in which the female is polyandrous e.g the Indian marriages of Asia but these are exceedingly rare, and are practically miniscule to non-existent in the animal kingdom.


cc bukatyne ( i assume this is what you wanted to ask in that thread)
men are naturally polygamous - as it's seen in all male mammals. it's just that as humans, we are expected to have a high degree of self-control not to surrender to such urges that the western society has stigmatised.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:14pm On Jul 07, 2015
elampiro:
He doesn't understand that there are levels like a ladder. In a ladder with 10 steps, how can anyone bring names of players from far lower steps (let say step 5, 6,7etc) into discussion involving steps 1 and 2?

Even if Emenike wins a champions league now on top of his Nations cup he can't be on same step as Okocha or Oliseh who are in far lower steps than Messi . If Forlan had won the world cup in 2010, he wont be on same step as Messi. If Rojo had won a world cup, he will still be far lower than Vidic in the ladder.

The players in the top tier of the ladder, lets say 2 to 3 have exceptional attributes that have placed them there. Exceptional skills, one or two of the best players in the world during their time, won trophies.

To move from tier 2 to tier 1, the player should be undisputable best player of his generation and beyond, the player must have magic moments in the world cup and that even generations unborn will applaud when they come, he should have a stand out performance in world cup crucial stage /match, the player must win a world cup, he must have helped his club to win trophies.

Wetin con concern Emenike for this?

If BighiNya can understand what I am trying to illustrate, he will stop the argument.
he actually understands but majority of today's fans are messi-whipped. no one is saying messi isn't great. in his generation, he's arguably the best player. however, we are not talking about his generation alone. we are comparing his generation to maradona's gen and pele's gen.

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