₦airaland Forum

Emmayur:
It is only in Africa that a woman's life measured by the fact that she has a man to call a husband or not. I would rather prefer a woman to be Single and influential as Oprah than be married and be miserable like some women out there. Marriage is not a criteria to measure the success of a woman.
Shalom.

every heterosexual woman desires to be loved by a man. oprah winfrey has a man that she's been sleeping with since 1986 & they are still together. technically, she's like a married woman but without a wedding ceremony! so your analogy has no legs to stand on!

cococandy:
Says the single guy.
Why should I take you seriously?

hahahaha
stop assuming!

cococandy:
Yea well not everyone who's above thirty and single is unhappy.

Stop assuming on her behalf.

they are all unhappy.....
they are just coping with the situation & pretending to be happy. suffering & smiling!!!

ELYMAXiimus:
hahaha. because i siad shady did it u're quick to say it's correct. If i said it was me who did it, i'm sure you would rebuke me.

He rhymed "cleaver" with "jesus"

isn't it d same as me rhyming "water" with "cautious"?
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@ jreyez.... Eminem is the king of sick multisyllabic rhyming. He can't be wrong. English is his native language.

eminem slants his words to make such words rhyme. sometimes, he uses weird accents to achieve perfect rhyming. i don't think you should be doing it cos this is a written exam!

cococandy:
that my marriage makes me happy doesn't mean I was an unhappy single person.
I was a very happy single lady by the way.

Saying that being married shouldn't be a key to judge who's happy or not is, is not the same as saying that married people are unhappy or that marriage is a guarantee for happiness. I don't know why you like to think in the extreme.

All these generalizations are unnecessary. Given that you're single yourself, I would be justified to assume you're unhappy if I follow your logic huh?

You have every reason to take me seriously.
Some people's marriages have turned their lives to living hell while some are lucky to find a balance in their previous levels of happiness and others have been blessed to be even happier based on how the marriage is working out for them.

The reality is not the same for everyone.

you are missing the point!
were you 34 when you were single? don't compare yourself to linda abeg. linda is almost 40.

cococandy:
If you're happy now as a single guy, believe me other single people are happy too.
Except there's something you're not telling us Are you secretly married?

Anyway Happiness is individual. If an unhappy person gets married, they will only become an unhappy married person.

Saying marriage is the key to happiness is a lie from the bowels of the earth.

you are the last person that should be saying this. read your siggy again & tell me why i should take you serious.

MizMyColi:
Well here's my take on this issue.
cc: Coogar
Linda had it coming when she decided to become meddlesome.
But then again, it's her business, as in money making business, right?
So, it is only normal to have a shield of sorts to an invective of this kind.

don't get it twisted!
linda posting the girl's wedding picture on her blog is not the reason i criticised her. saying the girl is desperate is the crux of the matter.

MizMyColi:

Initially, I was all laughs at the idea of getting married to a portrait.
It didn't seem socially right on all counts.....but that was because, I was not privy to the full story.

I trust my humble self never to comment on threads like this (I didn't on the first one) because I have learned in a hard way not to judge a person's journey if I do not know their story. Who nuh go, nuh know.

that's the point!
linda is a popular blogger. her opinion on things like this should be neutral at best. why use the word desperate for the girl? it's so uncalled for.

MizMyColi:

Having seen now that this young woman has actually visited him outside the country and that they've both snapped pictures together?
It doesn't seem so insane an idea to me anymore.....

the idea is never insane!
proxy marriage has been in existence for aeons. there are even double proxies - when the bride & the groom would be both absent and their portraits would be placed on their seats.

what's the big deal?

MizMyColi:

God knows, I will never accede to this kind of arrangement, but I would rather marry my lover's portrait than allow his brother or whoever represent him at my wedding......not when I'm still sane.

It is simple and short like that.

we all have our preferences - i respect your opinion on some certain issues and you have to respect mine too. just because i will not do it your way does not mean i should condemn your method & vice versa.

if linda had posted the pictures with a caption that asked...."can you do a proxy wedding?this girl wouldn't have attacked linda. linda drew the first blood so it's only fair that she got her comeuppance!

edwife:
Coogar you need deliverance...That's all I know.

Don't worry about Linda,she will get married when it is time.We will all be here.

Are Seun,Jim iyke,Don Jazzy happy? and why?

they are men.....
men don't worry about such - they have no ticking biological clock to give them sleepless nights. if don jazzy decides to marry at 50, there would be many young ladies for him to choose from. can you say the same about lindy?

edwife:
Well hilary,victoria and Vanessa Bryant did not go on youtube to advice women on how to spot a side chic!

They were not "relationship expert" but Toke is.

she has already admitted she's not perfect. who is? jeremy kyle is a relationship expert, he had a divorce once. trisha goddard is in her 3rd marriage. abeg, leave our toke alone jor.

Setaje:
Don't mind this idi0ts that just talk anyhow. I went for a wedding like that and I still have the pictures. The guy is an American soldier and was serving somewhere in d middle east. They kept on postponing the wedding until it was getting to much. They had to do the wedding in absentia. Right now the girl is wiv him in yankee.

setaje, forgive them for they know not what they do.

edwife:
Thank you and may God grant you your heart desire also.Lest I forget coogar you are due for marriage too,why the wait?

after sister sarah finishes her masters degree, i am marrying her in seychelles!

True,that's why happiness is subjective.

subjective ke?
every woman desires to be loved. forget what you read on the internet.

We no longer talking about happiness here but desperation.

desperation? how? she is a married woman na! was hilary clinton desperate too? victoria beckham? coleen rooney? their husbands cheated and they didn't move an inch. it's not desperation, they just figured out they would be less happy if they leave the marriage.

don't pay attention to all those chics that brag that marriage means nothing to them. they are all lying. they fast at least 5 times a week for husband matter. after writing junk on NL to mask their insecurities, they attend church programmes such as these ones in the evening.

edwife:
What if you pray for her to find the one?

i am on my way to RCCG camp. operation find hubby for linda.

Why do we have divorce then if married people were all happy?

because some human beings are never contented!

I love the marriage institution but one should not die for it. Where is Toke now?

toke is still in her hubby's house after everything that happened. that's to tell you how much a big deal marriage is in nigeria. why didn't toke leave? she fit?

barcanista:
Like I said earlier, you are arguing from the position of Ignorance and stop sounding bitter. You don't have a clue with respect to what happened.

i don't need to know the details - i understand how things work in that part of the country. the bunch of savages there have no iota of respect for any human life.

edwife:
Happiness does consist in the relish we have of them;One can attain happiness when he enjoys what he loves and desires himself and not what other people think lovely and desirable.

so let's continue to pray for her to remain single then.

She might not be in a relationship but she is happy. You don't have to be married to be happy-married people are also unhappy.
She might have her moment which we all do but saying she is unhappy is naff.

married people are unhappy & yet single ladies troop to church daily to pray for husbands. make una dey deceive unaselves!

yorubadelta:
Dammmnnn. What if Linda disappoints all her haters with a "surprise wedding" (Toke style)
Don't write her off just yet na.

until she does that, she has no fundamental right to criticise someone else's wedding. someone with no car should not laugh at the owner of a volkswagen.

barcanista:
My Man you are arguing from the position of ignorance.

and you are arguing from the position of acute stupïdity. i know you are a TANoid so your position isn't particularly surprising. if PEJ defecates on a plastic plate, you would open your mouth & swallow it.

edwife:
What does it take to be happy if i may ask?

fulfilment - profession & family!
linda only has one of the two & don't kid yourself she's happy being single. no one is happy being single, that couldn't have been her plans when she was in her late teens.

there's no shortage of men in nigeria too so why is she unmarried? perhaps no sane nigerian man wants to walk the aisle with dan foster's sloppy seconds. what right has linda got to criticise another woman's wedding?

edwife:
What makes her think she is happier than Linda?

A wedding?

what makes you think linda is even happy at all?

Phema:
Weak and over-flogged punchline.
Since when did it become a crime to be single at 30?

since when it became a crime to cast aspersions at a proxy wedding!

it goes both ways......

barcanista:
PEJ has nothing to do with his death. Some of us know what led to it beyond what is written in the media. The man was like an uncle to my and a family friend since my boyhood. Please leave PEJ out and allow Senibor Jacob to Rest in Peace.

what do you mean by PEJ has nothing to do with his death? he was her aide during the presidential elections & we all know PEJ's atrocities in that period. there was a point GEJ couldn't even tell the whereabouts of his wife - PEJ & wike were causing mayhem throughout, maiming innocent people who stood in their way.

i don't care if this man is an uncle or your godfather. he was silenced cos they know he knew too much. they were scared his silence could be bought by the opposition party. an aide like him blew the whistle sometime ago - how fayose & PDP chiefs rigged the ekiti elections.


please, wake up from your slumber!

TV01:
...imitation they say "is the sincerest form of flattery".


TV

unfortunately, some women are too thick to get this. who cares if a friend is imitating anything i do?

ndidibabe:
Just because you are in a haste to ride his Peniss, that is the reason you chose to marry his Photo? Even if the Man can not afford a flight ticket to Nigeria, incapacitated or not allowed to leave work, what stops you from fixing an appropriate day for the wedding? It's shameful to marry this way. I consider it a total disregard for your parents and our culture.

it's shameful to marry in absentia?
how? obviously, the dude cannot travel cos he's in another country. maybe his papers are processing or some sort of delay. if the couple feel happy to go ahead with it, what's the shame in that?

hahaha!
shots fired.......she went ham on linda.

"I don't blame Linda though, she's in her 30s and still single."

this girl has punchlines for days.

elampiro:
More like we are doing it for the players. If that is the case, it's welcome.

we are not doing it for the players.
no other club would pay their astronomical wages - so we either keep them till they run their contracts or we sell them cheap. we don't want to keep them so the buying club gets the advantage.

i think the authorities should get patience goodluck arrested. what is she trying to hide by sanctioning the assassination of this man? his children are now fatherless & his wife is now a widow!

i would kick out a bunch of faggòts making out in my cab as well. homösexuals want rights without responsibility. straight couples get told off in taxicabs to stop making out and they don't see it as discrimination of any sort, why should the law be different for 2 flaming faggòts?

arrant nonsense!

this is elymax's best written since he was born. i don't think i have read anything more impressive from him.....he went ham on this.

rebel has lost steam - most of his punches didn't land enough & his set-ups are all over the place.

opener - elymax
suspension, flow, particles, water, etc edged it for me. that's chemistry for those of you who are sleeping on the bar. rebel's jigsaw puzzle didn't have enough sting in it to unseat jigsaw.

rhymes - darkrebel
his polysyllabic rhyming was top draw. elymax couldn't cope with rebel's long chain of rhymes.

metaphors - elymax
elymax went ham here. he had more metaphors & majority of them were weaved into punches. okwaraji line, chalk particles, japanese dudes, divorced couples, etc.

rebel had little or no metaphors to offer & most of them packed no heat to worry elymax. rebel - where are the killer references? guess it's because you are now battle-fatigued. you are usually better in this category.

punchlines - elymax
i think elymax edged this bit too by a very close margin. his punches were perfectly tailored to sync with the set-ups. the patience goodluck grammatical bullets punchline made me laugh out loud!

kid got killed before he delivers - wild abortion was also very nice. birthday-bash, shadow boxing line were also haymakers. elymax wasn't messing about here at all.....he gave it his best shot!

rebel on the other hand just had light punches throughout. he had nothing spectacularly hilarious. he had the vocab & the necessary tools to kill elymax but his attempts were jabs throughout.

personals - TIE
equal effort from both shooters - nothing illuminating or revealing!

flow - TIE
none of them really overstretched!

wordplay - elymax
few play on words in the entire script. elymax's mortal kombat sonya stood out though. i didn't catch a single one from the rebel.

closer - darkrebel
elymax recycled a well known angle that has been used against rebel before. he shot himself in the foot based on that.

rebel wasn't particular crazy with his closer either but elymax started on a back foot with that burnt darkened angle.


MVGT - elymax
this victory surprised me. i had written off elymax in the previous rounds but he took the criticism in good faith & went back to his drawing board to rejig. congratz, officer max!

rebel is normally better than this but when you spread yourself too thin, you lose steam. he got himself too involved in many projects & that could be a distraction.

Miami11:
And who bestowed you the authority to judge, she has admitted she made a mistake marrying him, can we move on already, without this rigmarole, smh

you are a consummate retärd!
in case your mental faculties need rehabilitation, the only reason this forum was set up in the first place is for us members to judge, you sweaty pigskin piece of shyte!

raumdeuter:
Last 3 seasons. Aggregate their goals scored in the past 3 seasons and let's see. You're dropping one player ni. Pull the past 3 seasons

the elite strikers have already destroyed your guy in 2 of the last 3 seasons. wetin remain? so we should judge lewandowski for his achievement 3 seasons ago?

if that's the case then van persie should be £200m then.

hahahaha

dayo don run again o!

raumdeuter:
Last year when he just moved to a new club is over the past 3 seasons?

suarez only just moved to barca too.....he scored at a higher rate than lewa. costa was a newbie at chelsea as well, he scored at a higher rate than lewa.

lewa is the weakest link, stop making excuses. lewa moved within the same german league. suarez moved from england to spain. costa moved from spain to england.

what is lewa's excuse?

raumdeuter:
Maybe you can put out the stats of those guys there and lets see which one is scoring better than Lewandoski

for 13/14 season, lewandowski was also the weakest link at finding the net.

raumdeuter:
Why is it hard to put up their stats over the past 3 seasons to see how better they are

khaki isn't leather.....
lewandowski is the weakest link!

raumdeuter:
Maybe you can put out the stats of those guys there and lets see which one is scoring better than Lewandoski

all of them are better than lewandowski!