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dayokanu: So you now admit Demba Ba is part of Chelseas strongest team and not Fernandud?. Then we are making progress.

i did not admit that - i am saying benitez started the strongest team possible for the anti-torres crew. therefore, ba had no excuse not to perform tonight. demba ba is not better than torres. he has no x-factor. he's like danny welbeck. his drought last season went for almost 1200 mins as a striker in a cavalier newcastle. demba ba my whitebutt!

I knew thats what the spastic fat waiter would do, Get Torres to mess up and put on Demba ba to perform magic. It doesnt work all the time
If Torres had done the bidnezz 2 weeks ago We wont need Demba Ba and co with back against the wall to take the nut from the fire

chelsea did not lose because they failed to score - they lost because they conceded. ivanovic made the individual mistake - not torres. without those mistakes, it woulda ended 0-0 in the first leg. how can you blame torres for ivanovic's backpass or are you brainfarting ahead of the fullmoon? roflmao!!!!

debosky: So Torres 'deactivated' and 'demotivated' Chelski's game despite not featuring for over 80 minutes?

Rafa played Ba, MAZACAR and Lampard all together and it's Rafa's fault - not the useless players on the pitch.

some things would never change
i still dunno how some people cannot admit their idiocy even when they have been proven wrong. benitez started his strongest team possible. i was praying silently torres should not start and my prayers were answered. demba ba did nothing - he was sodomised by williams all night. by the time torres came on, ba had frustrated his midfielders to the point of hazard kicking an innocent ball boy in the ribs. torres couldn't do nada as swansea now had the numerical advantage, the lead and they had the home fans.

dayokanu: The first leg was the key. and the game was lost in the first leg because Torres and co were pissing around instead of playing football
Torres do what a striker should do and Chelsea would have been in the final but Rafa instead put faith in his GAYYy partner Fernandud and this is the result.
Anyone who doesnt know the tie was already decided 2 weeks ago is a compound foool

you are the compound fool, dayo!
teams have overturned a 4-0 deficit in the past. it wasn't torres that lost the first leg. it was ivanovic. without his mistakes, the match would have ended 0-0 and ba would still have needed to score tonight which he did not. how can you blame the first leg on torres? are you serious?

lalaboi: Just seen the incident. . . I have no sympathy for that ball boy at all . .serves him right!. .

child abuser.......

Ibime: No mind the boy. Pesin wey dey turn 18 this year want begin cry like small girl. Anyway, I no send. We werent playing with any speed and were never gonna win!!!

buhahahahaha
weren't playing with any speed? of course - this is also torres' fault, he placed every chelsea player on the pitch tonight under his spell and they all ran like a cow. see different excuses from obnoxious sods. if it was torres that started tonight, the blame would have fallen on his shoulder squarely.

chamotex, abeg nack me better music from dmx and sean paul(top shotta)

dayokanu: If Torres had done his job 2 weeks ago, Chelsea wont come here needing a result.
This loss is majorly on Torres and Rafa. The two useless spainards

you are a fool!
if swansea could go to chelsea and score 2 goals then nothing should have stopped chelsea to do the same in liberty stadium. it's even set in stone. score 2 or more goals tonight and bury swansea. demba ba had 90 mins to accomplish that mission and he did(by firing blanks) even when supported by some of the most creative players in the universe. he had no shot on target in 90 mins of football. no single shot on target - yes, it's torres' fault!!!

dayokanu: Maybe is Torres hasnt used his 2 left legs to ruin the first leg. Chelsea wont be going to Liberty needing results.
The problem with Chelsea is Torres and benitez

but chelsea would still have needed to score here tonight to put the game to bed........demba ba played for 90 mins knowing he had to score 2 goals or more and he failed!

mithel: hey,am talking to those who support and have chelsea's interest at heart,so back off

shut up, you spastic bellend!
you are a boil on the arsë of humanity - so what's your excuse tonight? you still want to blame torres? 180 mins against swansea and chelsea failed to score a single goal. take it or leave it - rant or keep mum, you are nothing but an oloshious fellow!!!

debosky:
This shower of shyte is enough to raise my bro Somze back from the dead!
Nice seeing you around bro!

na real shower of shyte!
thank heavens lampard did not play - he's too classy to have been involved in a game like this. tell you what - mikel obi was shyte tonight, he did nothing to stop the swansea strikers from breaching chelsea's defence. mikel and torres both had stinkers throughout the game. had lampard played, swansea would have conceded 6 goals with swashbuckling football orchestrated by frank lampard(the bestest midfielder in the history of football)

Babamide: @Coogar, stop being sarcastic. We all know torres is only a small part of the problem

don't get me vexed - torres is the only problem in this side. look at his stats. 3 goals in 3000 league games for chelsea. how can a striker be that blunt? 90 mins match tonight and he failed miserably to make it count! he had one chance with an empty net and he skied the ball out of liberty stadium. the ball hit a traffic warden and he died. how can you say torres isn't the problem. torres frustrated hazard so much and the belgian had to kick a kid in the tummy. now chelsea would lose hazard for 3 games or more - all because of torres!

mithel: that ball boy is an idiot

you want to blame the ball boy for this?

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BlueDiva: Detractors should shut the f up.
Swansea was very disciplined, had 10 men behind the ball always and tried to break. A very effective method against a team chasing goals.
Ba is still a milestone better then dud. He created chances, something the dud never does.

what an idiotic comment from a brainless pundit! swansea were disciplined? so the defences torres had come against previously were indisciplined? did you just say ba created chances? is that what chelsea bought him for?(copyright bluediva). ba was brought in to score goals not to create chances - there's MAZACAR to provide the goals. lampard/ramirez are also creators in their own rights so what's ba's business in creating goals? you are a troglodyte!!! i would have been more harsh on you if you weren't my best buddy so i would let it rest for now.

Anyways, I've always known it's going to be a trophyless season. What worries me is the no attempt to rebuild. By now we should have a manager who would have understood the team.

i have told you chelsea's problems - they create little for their lead strikers.
if you buy falcao, things won't change - all you have are a bunch of self-centred midfielders who would rather take the glory than pass to a striker. watch how other teams put it on a platter for their strikers. until this is corrected, many nights like this one lie ahead!

Babamide: What exactly is the problem. How can we go from Champions to Losers in 7months. Where is the spirit. The chelsea I used to know overturned 3-1 against Napoli, drew against barca with 10men and equalized against bayern with 7minutes to go. How has that team changed I am sick and tired

it's torres fault....
MAZACAR provided 20 clear cut chances for him today and he wasted all those chances. it was so painful to watch. hazard became so frustrated that he kicked a ball boy in the tummy to get sent off.

fernando torres, you cow.....
how can you play for 90 mins with MAZACAR behind you and still couldn't score against minnows like swansea. 90 mins? 90 mins? you are a striker for effing sake and you cannot put the ball into the net against halfwits like ashley williams and vorm's deputy? this is a disgrace. chelsea fans deserve better. ibime and lalaboi were right after all - torres is a dyke......i am sure he wears sanitary pad that prevents him from running at full pelt. i hope chelsea offloads torres for getting chelsea disqualified tonight. if only ba had started....

i trust demba ba - he would have scored 3 hatricks on the night. his presence and his hustle is enough for ashley williams to shyte his pants and score own goals. why was demba injured today now? demba ba - the 3rd best striker in the world after messi and ronaldo. his breaths alone score goals. torres is wackkkkkkkkkk! sell torres, increase ba's wages. i am so pissed ba did not complete 90 mins. what was benitez thinking? demba ba had 3 goals in 3 starts for chelsea - he scored 7000 goals in 70 games for newcastle - why didn't he play tonight for fück's sake?


another note - i hope the fa bans hazard for 20 games for kicking a ball boy - that's the most despicable act i have ever seen on tv. this chelsea side lacks discipline.

[quote author=BABE!]So now you're blaming her parents?? What won't you say finish for this matter?? Her parents were still forcing her to read her books at 25?? Spare me the superstories, oga! You support the woman!! You're just saving face.[/quote]saving face? which face? i do not support this woman by any means but i can clearly understand why a woman at 30 would go this route! this is not an aristo babe case. money or material wealth is not the problem. she's not a blackberry babe too - like in most cases we get to hear. this is just a simple case of a woman who has been dealt a cruel blow in the nigerian society where an unmarried woman at 30 is almost an outcast!

I perfectly understand you now. You've been servicing women like the 30 yr old babe in the past! So you'd understand their plight.
Now that we're married, and you read stories like this, you remember your old ways and your heart breaks for them!
AND/OR,
you want to go against the norm to sharpen for argumentative skills. You already know your stance will irritate most people(married women) on here, and since you're the "Coogar" that loves to argue, that'll be the best line of argument to follow.

You ignored my question btw;
"You said sèx with kids or STDs is meaningless." Are you implying that our sèx(life is meaningless)?

oh please - i am a virgin!
my certificate is here with me and i would produce it if i am pushed. don't provoke me!!!

[quote author=BABE!]Oops! I was back to continue with Coogar, but I see it's already a sausage fest.
You're implying that our sèx(life) is meaningless ?
That's what I have to deal with, freecocoa. Coogar supports any wrong that has to do with sèx; just because it's sex![/quote]far from it - i don't support everything that has to do with sex.....,that's a fat lie. i have not backed this woman's adulterous ways but i can understand why any woman would go that route. she's only desperate and time is running out on her.

Btw, Coogar what exactly are you trying to do here? You claim you're not supporting her wrong but you've written pages and pages of stories, panting the woman as a victim (of only God knows what). You've only said she's wrong once; just once. In your heart, you support this woman; which baffles me!!!

applaud her honesty that is all i said and you went nuclear!!!

[quote author=BABE!]

Like I said, Coogar;
"Why should anyone get hurt or blamed for her "career-driven" path? I'm not saying it's wrong to be a "career woman" but stay true to it! If you spend the first 3 decades of your life hustling and schooling, when you see your mates all married with kids then, stay clear!! You can't eat your cake and have, except you want to regurgitate it, which is FILTHY!!
You're trying too hard to make the woman the victim! She's NOT!! "[/quote]for all you know - her parents might have been the catalyst to her situation. the way nigerian parents try to manage the life of their wards can be very hilarious. throughout her academic years, they persistently hammer it in the ears of their female kids to study hard and pay no attention to boys. that you and ileobatojo decided to defy their warnings and ran after boys don't mean every other girl was as rebellious as y'all. it's quite plausible she realised a tad late that she should pay attention to her social life which is not entirely her fault - she was just being a daddy's girl! should women now suffer cos they obeyed their parents? let's even agree the mistake was entirely hers for argument's sake, she should then remain husbandless? you are a meanie! how i wish it's your husband the woman is trying to snatch.......until she finds her own.

kushbab: Some samples taken from me shows that my 'dad' is not my biological father so i need to know if the mouth swab is a reliable way of determining DNA. I need responses from matured minds please. Thanks.

mouth swab is very reliable but it does not mean the particular one you had was reliable. where was it taken and can you try another test elsewhere to reconfirm?

ileobatojo: Sooo. It's purely sexual with no commitment. Can you please explain to me why she can't have this exact same arrangement with a single guy?

the level of maturity in a single guy is generally lower than that of a married man. besides, she complained all the single blokes are broke and all they want is her money and sex. they offer nothing in return. this married man offers her more than that - he gives her the support cos he's mature enough to know and understand her predicament. that was exactly how she explained it to me and i cannot disagree with her.

freecocoa: Seriously?
Well I'll tell her to socialize more as in go to places with chances of meeting eligible bachelors, smile more even make the first move, how hard can that be?

so you think a woman in her 30s with her level of intelligence has not tried everything before stooping so low to act the role of a husband snatcher? haba, freecocoa - you disappoint me. smile and make the first move is the solution? it's not like this people cannot get a man, but will the man stay? that's the crux. irresponsible men abound in nigeria, actually they are 2 for N10 but she wants the one that would stay for life not the one that wants to hit and run!

ileobatojo: Oya pls tell us how to reverse kpekusing. I'm sure many sistas would be interested to know this secret!

how can you compare a night of passion with the loss of life? mama biology, you don start o. sex is meaningless if it doesn't produce any fruit of the womb or spread STI/STD. it would be counted as one of those things and sisters would generally move on. if hilary clinton can move on, why can't you?

dayokanu: That can never happen those players have their sights in clubs above Arsenals level.
Its just the same dream like David villa to Arsenal gossip

arsenal are bigger than dortmund....

freecocoa: Coogar,walai you dey craze.
But seriously what she's doing is wrong on all levels, no excuses.

biko - if you have a neighbour at 30 without a husband and she comes to you for advice - what will you say to her? give me a practical solution and please leave fasting and praying out of it.

debosky: Munschit supporters can't count days on the calendar? Not surprised - y'all are not the brightest bunch.

from my source at the emirates.....
wenger was in germany few days ago and deals are being arranged to bring in lewandowski and goetze.

armyofone: oops!! o ga o.
I hope his madam is chopulating with some young blok who happens to have issue finding the right gal as they use and dump him . All is fair in . . .
You see even in the UK where you have so many things to occupy you with?

uk is not very good for single women - it's far worse than nigeria!
the women are bored as hell - there are varieties, caucasians, asians, caribbeans, etc - what's the incentive to date a naija babe that is over 30? go to any church and see them in their multitudes praying for husbands. women with husbands don't know what they have

freecocoa: Bia coogar what are you saying gan sef?

i am saying "yes" to polygamy to help the leftovers. freecocoa, your bible instructs you to love your single neighbour like yourself......share your hubby with her and you shall be fully rewarded in the kingdom of heaven.

[quote author=never_say_never]What a pity! Chelsea unclothed barca, are you for real? Chelsea greats and even present players agreed to the fact that they were lucky. This statement proves that you're an ignorant chelsea fan/barca critic. Chelsea were outplayed home & away, so you can't compare it to the comfortable trashing athletico bilbao/madrid gave man. united/chelsea respectively. You make so much noise about nott. forest winning the european cup, tell me where they are now. In elite europe, sevilla, valencia & athletico madrid have dominated the eufa cup/europa league over the last decade (& don't tell me it's less fancied because most winners qualify being 3rd in their UCL group), valencia have twice being finalists, & as a finalist, you're as good as the winner.[/quote]europa league is not elite europe.....it's a second tier competiton the english clubs don't care about. there's no financial motivation to play in europa league for english clubs particularly those in the title race or those fighting relegation - it's an extra piece of work. england have more domestic competitions than any other league in europe - adding europa league to the equation just tips the balance and the winner only gets €5m or £4m. what's it worth in england when relegating teams make as much as £40m?

there's no luck in football.
chelsea worked so hard to win that competition. their resilence, strong mentality and power won them the competition. barcelona were playing at home in the second leg. terry was sent off in the first half, barcelona even got a dodgy penalty to boost their qualification for the final and yet they still lost on aggregate. how's that luck? why haven't zaragoza use their luck to win the champions league in all these years or does luck only exist in big clubs? luck my whitebutt!

ileobatojo: So by this logic if a mass shooter tells his friend he's going to commit a mass shooting at a mall and proceeds to do it, we should applaud his honesty? Baba biology, please put down the damn crack. Seriously, just set it down, it's not good for you!

crack is good......
your analogy does not fit in. mass murder is a situation that cannot be reversed, you cannot wake the dead. infidelity is not a crime in nigeria. it's only ethically/morally wrong. i doubt people get arrested for sleeping with married men.....so mama biology, put down your guinness stout. it's not good for your health!

armyofone: LMAO
I wonder o. If it is bad, it is bad. No need trying to dress tortoise in high highs abi. But our guy here is covering for her. Chit chat ko, johnny digging ni.

i am talking this way because i happen to have an ex-colleague of mine here in the uk with the same issue. she's about 36, a project manager with everything else working for her but a man. she's tried everything but to no avail - the single guys just keep using her and taking her money. recently, she told me she has accepted her fate and there's this married man who she connects with. they both understand it's purely a sëxual relationship. she does not disturb him with calls or what not - when she needs him, she communicates with him via a 3rd party, he shows up, they do their rendezvous and he leaves........and she's at peace with the whole arrangement!

SailorXY: I don't understand why Fergie keep avoiding United's midfield re-enforcement for about 5 years now, maybe he has hopes for the young lads... but then it was a suprise to see him ignore the young lads bar Cleverley, when the opportunity presented itself. Anderson has proven himself, but he is still unable to keep up his dominating displays for 90mins{diminishes after 60-65mins}. When he gets to that level, he can easily be among the top 3 in EPL. I think Wanyama will do a decent job & make us the dreaded team we once were, and he won't cost an arm and a leg

fergie won't reinforce that midfield until scholes/giggs retire. fergie cannot find any fault in those 2 players even though they are more harmful than beneficial to us these days. anderson's fitness is a worry but i quite understand why he loses it around the 60th-70th min mark. he has not had a run of 12 games since he joined us. just when you thought he's having a blinder of a season, the angel of injury would strike him down and then his fitness diffuses and we are back to square one again!

fergie should have gone for yann m'vila.......wanyama is shyte! i don't see how he would fit in.....

armyofone: I see your point. But a very bad idea for both of them though.

all she wants is a spërm donor and a companion she gets to do chit-chat with till she puts to bed.

wenger is purchasing 2 players before the window shuts.....
my source at the emirates told me plans are in the pipeline to bring 2 attacking players......you people should chill out and let the professor work his magic once again. this same man has never let arsenal down in finishing in the top 4 spots. arsene knows!

armyofone: what advice do you have for her? keep searching till she goes gray?
why not? instead of bringing trouble upon herself. Someone else abunna . . . and you are bragging about it, "i go chop am quench till i get mine"? odikwa risky.
I don't know why some ladies lower themselves. With all the guys we have around, it's another woman's man you will dig into? smh

you this coogar, hilarious i tell ya.

what makes you think she has not tried other single men and things didn't work out? this woman is not some dumb blonde in a street corner. she's a "successful" career woman - she's logical and she's calculated the risks to the last contingency. a woman that needs a child would not wait till she goes gray before she grabs the opportunity. for a woman to lower herself to this level means what she's going through is far worse than being caught shaggïng a married man.

[quote author=black_beau]So,in essence you are saying we should applaude her because she is commiting fornication? Or probably,we should give her a medal because when her mates were busy looking for husbands,she was probably pushing men away with her'I don't need men attitude'[/quote]applaud her honesty - i never said you should applaud her adultery. she's an adulteress!

odumorun 1: Most People don't consider corruption when they look at football, the same way they don't bother about the rights of workers when they go to buy the clothes those workers made. If they did Next, Nike etc will have folded long ago. When people want to be entertained ability not morality is the main consideration. The most corrupt footballing nations on earth are Italy and brazil - They have won more world cups than any other nation on earth.

see this odious tool comparing corruption in football to sales of clothes? tell me one reason the serie a have lost it's prestige amongst the category of top leagues in europe? you don't know nothing about credibility. do you know how many endorsements tiger woods lost when he was accused of infidelity? it seems you live under a rock. who wants to associate with corruption? certainly, not giant companies!

As for Real and barca, your arguments are a fallacy. The fact that Real and barca are the 2 best teams in spain does not mean that the 3 or 4 teams that come after them are not better than the the top 2 in places like the Premier league. Any one who saw the way Athletico Bilabao embarrassed Man U last year will testify to that.

by the same token, anyone who saw chelsea UnCloth barcelona at nou camp with 10 men would know the premier league is the top league. a team that finished 6th in england destroyed the biggest team in spain(barcelona) and the biggest club in germany(bayern munich). if using one-off incident is the yardstick then i have plenty of examples to ram into your throat!

Going by your arguments the 3rd best engineer in a big company like haliburton is not as good as the best 2 engineers in the republic of Togo Electric board authority. Or the thrid best graduate of the west Point military academy in the US is not as good as the best graduate in NDA. Take a 2 day course in philosophy and probably you will understand these issues better and stop making false comparisons

what is this simpleton talking about - we are talking about the quality across the league and he's still concentrating on the top 2 teams in la liga. do 2 teams make a league? of course not.....you have to look at the strength of other teams, what they have achieved in elite europe and the revenue they pull. only 2 teams exist in spain in elite europe - barcelona and real madrid. take those 2 clubs out of spain and there's no european glory for the others

in italy - ac milan, juventus and inter have won in elite europe....
in england - united, liverpool, chelsea, aston villa and forest have done it.
in germany, bayern, dortmund and hamburg have done it
in spain, only barca/madrid......i repeat, only barca and madrid......is that a league?

[quote author=BABE!]You're blowing it out of proportion. What do you mean she has no hope? That's the justification I'm talking about. It was stated that she has no hope?? There aren't sîngle men in Naija to fûck? Fucking the married man will give her hope? No hope of having kids?[/quote]give this woman some credits. according to the op, she's very successful career-wise which means she is quite intelligent to a far extent. she's probably one of those women who dedicated their entire adolescent age to their career and completely ignored the social side of things till her age became a stumbling block for her to be desired. most single men would just use her and take from her. she's far comfortable kicking it with a married man and if that is what rocks her boat, who are you to disagree?

You're trying too hard to make the woman the victim! She's NOT!!

she's not a victim of her circumstance.
no woman prays to be single in her 30s but the reality is here - what advice do you have for her? keep searching till she goes gray? what about her biological time-bomb that is almost ready to detonate? it would soon come to a time when women would openly tug at men openly in nigeria. the population of the leftovers is staggering as it is and it can only get worse.

[quote author=BABE!]Don't bring God into this, sir. Your example was about "stealing my belonging". God doesn't punish you directly for your sins most times, the laws/constitutions do![/quote]it's the same all over......
you want to talk law? there are plenty of examples to cite. for instance, drug addicts have the automatic mitigating factor because they have to always commit crime to feed their habits! no matter how many times they are caught, they would still go back to crime. feeding their habit is far more important to them than getting caught and the court perfectly understands that. a desperate single woman in her 30s with little hope of walking the aisle would do more than taking a married man to bed.

[quote author=BABE!]What is it you were trying to do here? Justifying the situation?? You blamed NEPA, my friend!![/quote]blame nepa for infidelity? haba
armyofone opined there are other activities a woman can engage without bothering about sex - and i rebutted her that nigerians go out more and they tend to have more time on their hands to socialise. i can understand why women of her age do these things but it does not mean i support their action. read between the lines. a cheat is a cheat but this cheat is 30 with no hope of getting her own man or having children? what should she do? bestiality?

[quote author=BABE!]Honesty is different from gloating!!!! If you steal, and you report yourself to the cop and you stop stealing then you'll be applauded. You can't keep stealing and keep reporting yourself and call that honesty! You'll be shot for your so called honesty or referred to a shrink.It's gloating![/quote]we are humans - how many times have you asked for God's forgiveness only to fall back into the same sin? did God shoot you for always coming to confess your sins? did He refer you to a shrink? there's no empirical evidence that this woman is a serial homebreaker. it's her first time and this is why she's naive to say such nonsense to another fellow.

bamboke: Hello married women in the house. What would you do if you had stood by your husband for like 2 years, when he had no job, encouraging him all the way and paying all bills. Only for him to get favoured and given money to start a business, he starts pushing you away and becoming very unfriendly?

steal from him if he becomes stingy.......ignore him if he pushes you away.....spite him if he becomes unfriendly.

[quote author=BABE!]It's not honesty until the wife knows about the affair. If the wife knows and she's on "her neck" and 30 yr old is still sharing, then that's honesty![/quote]it's not honesty as soon she opened her mouth to someone else about her deeds. many women won't open up that they are sleeping with another woman's husband....

Btw, weren't you the one telling me yesterday that a guilty person is guilty and should solely take the blame for his/her actions; victims/circumstances shouldn't be blamed for ANY reason.
A woman(the guilty) is defiling and insulting the institution of marriage and you're blaming NEPA(circumstance)?!

stop comparing apples and oranges my friend.....
have i blamed anyone on this matter? did i even support the guilty party in any way? i only said she should be applauded for her honesty - it does not mean she's not guilty. if i steal your money and i open up to a cop that i have stolen from you. i would get credits for my honesty but get punished for stealing. it's what it is........

montelik: Ravel Morrison hasn't "rubbed pepper" into anyone's eyes. I know you love the boy, but he was and still remains a problem child.

he became a problem because of ferguson - alex ferguson has lost the ability to manage combustible characters......his close ties with giggs/scholes should be investigated. jeeeez, those old fools have been responsible for the low growth of many of our midfielders in the last 6 yrs. giggs wants to cop 1000 appearances before he calls it a day and scholes should know by now he's past his expiry date.

ileobatojo: Excellent! Without scruples being the perfect operative word here. As for the cheating dumbass of a husband, there are just no words.

much ado about nothing.......
she should be applauded for her honesty. many other women do these things discreetly even when they lead praise-n-worship in their church.