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lalaboi: I say probably because i don't lie to win an argument like you do. You say it like you know what it is but you don't. No one buys your crap around here muchacho. . Not one person

i say it because i watch football with a higher intelligence spectrum than you can muster. for people like you, all you care about is the ball hitting the onion bag....but there are other indices to the game......lalaboy, you need to start watching football with every of your 5 sensory organs.

Odunnu: quintugini? Oloru n maje! If I give Debo 5, how many will I now give to Mr Cork? Have mercy on my waist abeg.

mr cork is irrelevant - he's a eunuch!

Odunnu: With debosky.

may the union be blessed with quintuplets......

Odunnu: LWTMB. Na the Oppam gangnam d bobo dey try out? Choi
Abeg coogar, i'm trying to sleep like others around me, dont make me look like a witch laughing so hard at this time of the day.

trying to sleep? with who??

lalaboi: Coogar the liar. . how many goals has Torres scored? His confidence boost is probably because he's working with a manager he was successfull under, that alone is a plus for him. . . The amount of chances Torres has gotten has not increased so don't feed us with some BS here. . .

you are a tool.....
his confidence boost came about because rafa benitez has identified where the problem lies. nothing to do with manager he was successful under. you are arguing and basing you on opinion on "probably" while i am certain of what i am saying.....go and lie down!

hate discussing this torres issue.. . . . walahi. .

you speak absent wisdom, lalaboy

Metalgoong: Gawd dammit!! . . Boy, what a pity!
So your mama has descended to the level of molesting innocent horses . .
Well, she should be hung and shot right away!! . . . The world will be a safer place for animals without her . . .

buhahahahaha
the poof wants to diss and yet lacks creativity. he's resorted into doctoring my posts to come at me. where were you when your mates were studying english in school? you were probably feeding off the cüm of your gym instructor - he told you it was milkshake and your dumbass believed him.

ijebabe: Before the stroke of 12 there must be a statement o! Hian.

11.59pm....

ijebabe, this is not the e-channel!
there's no gist for you to scoop here - go to romance section and do an exclusive on 190. i heard he got räped by naija mopol at the bar beach last night.

Dede1: I guess you meant lower intelligence frequency in the above conjecture.

dede1, go n sleep.
you are trying too hard to redeem yourself from your monumental grammatical goof. if only you had attended a proper nursery school, all these petty elementary mistakes would be absent in your missives. book an adult class - i would gladly pay for it!

debosky: I have no issues with anyone - just stating the obvious. There's nothing surprising about the current turn of events so folk should get used to it.

it's okay......where are the mods to lock this thread. the thread has served it's full purpose.....

debosky: Hehehehehe. . . . . I did not forsake nairaland. I continue to engage with the community, but on my own terms.

You posted my personal details, violated my privacy while insulting me amongst other things while making unrealistic demands of my time despite my voluntary contributions to this website. You think I'd continue helping you? You're even more deluded than before.

I don't hate you, I've simply recognised your petty smallmindedness and cowardice and decided to let you do your own thing. I wish you well - I hope others are more understanding of your flaws.

Those feigning surprise should not do so - this is the true nature of the autocratic owner.

debosky.....this is uncalled for.
in the spirit of christmas, i implore everyone to shake hands and let this matter die.

Dede1: If the above crap is an indicator of your so-called penmanship, I urge to settle for loudmouthed wordsmith, a strait visible among Yoruba.

buhahahahaha -
a fool @ 40 who cannot discern the difference between "derange" and "deranged" should be tied to a stake and flogged properly. dede1, stop deluding yourself you are intelligent.....you are the biggest cretin this forum has ever produced.

free13: Yes i do.
But as for you, you have no future ambition and nobody can help you. *shaking my head*

you were born with a pënis in your brain.

Metalgoong: Drooling imbeci.les like you dont deserve any form of attention,even from your one ounce of crack per night mother . . .
Your sane relations should do the world a favor by dumping you in one of those filthy canals in Lagos and never look back!

the recto-cranially inverted faggöt opens his gob again.....
i really dunno where you got the cojones to speak publicly after coming from a family tree as disgraceful as yours. your mother was a village slüt - a horse lover. i don't mean she loves horses - i mean she would literally let a horse fück her.

free13: How old are you?
You lack proper home training.

and you possess home training? i think you are suffering from a midlife crisis....go home, find a quiet corner and weep for your bleak future.....

Seun: Actually, Nairaland has been doing very well in your absence. You should not have forsaken the entire community out of hatred for one person.

seun lock this thread before it degenerates into a dïckwaving contest....

free13: shut up.

go fück yourself, you epileptic bigot!

[quote author=Mr. Globe]You think you can wait until he is able to correctly string two sentences together, you can as well wait for man I know who is trekking to Nigeria from Australia to get to Nigeria before that will be possible. I made no mistakes when I referred to him as an almajiri pick pocket.[/quote]see this buffoon......
i refuse to engage someone who lost his virgnity to his dad in a discourse. it would take a millennium to operate on my intelligence frequency - you paraplegic centipede!

Dede1: If I call you a derange maggot, it is a huge misplaced compliment. It is not out order to find a moronic dingbat such as you to link a person with the idea of half-baked education. I shall not connect you with any form of education until you can correctly string two sentences together.

derange? lololol
epitome of a cassava background. see the bellend that is calling me out that i cannot string 2 sentences together. my penmanship would prise you apart, drink your blood, send your head to your mother and your heart to your brother.

lalaboi:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59uMs7it8Go

Coogar. . .Lying to win an arguement is in your habit. . You went quiet for a few days when ur "best striker in the world" was caught missing clear cut chances again, now he scores one the thread wont rest. .
The goal scored in 1:37 nulls your lie. . . Well, no one's new to your lies around here

me? went quiet? when?
you are a tool - the goal scored in 1.37 nullifies nothing. how can you even bring this example forward with 3 chelsea players against 2 defenders. this is scraping the barrel....omg, you are a disgrace! a 5-yard pass to torres is a quick release? lololol

if you know how to count, benitez arrived barely a month ago and torres has scored about 6 goals within that short frame - that's almost the total number of goals he scored in the entire last season. if you cannot see these changes then i suggest you do an eye transplant with your neighbour's goat!

Dede1: It takes one suicide prone lapper such as you to articulate issue of suicidal watch.

disgusting scumbag....
i know how the solitary mind of a silverback ape like you works......you are a disgrace to the community that sponsored your half-baked education!

berem: at least you agree say you get bad mouth.lying mouth? Hehehehe! Kai!

i don't agree
ask around, i am the most adorable poster on this forum.

[quote author=Mr. Globe]The problem is that jobless touts like yourself think a busy person like myself will want to moderate on this site as your life depends on it. Go and look for things that will give you real joy in life other than being a pick pocket. When you see me post on Nairaland, ignore it, my mental level is way above yours, quote your fellow pick pockets like geez and the other psycopaths like yourself fool[/quote]see this anorexic millipede.....
your ancestors have been fasting for 200 days to live the kind of life i enjoy. your mental level is in the pits - you don't even qualify to cop a membership of this forum cos intellectually, you cannot punch your way through a wet paper-bag. your stupidity in watts would solve all the electricity problems in africa.

Metalgoong: Your case is that of a hopeless situation . . . .
We can only blame the mor-0n that had an affair with your mama . . SMH !

you mean like how clifford orji disvirgined your mother by the village stream? you are a product of an unfortunate gangraping.....you obnoxious troglodyte!

berem: na wa for you o! You wan carry this ya bad mouth enter next year? Abeg sofri sofri o!

your mouth is worse - a lying mouth is the worst, madam berem-bella

shymexx: Why can't you be objective?? Seun might be the owner of the forum, however, everyone on this forum(including the mods) are also stakeholders... And if he could create a thread, with about three paragraphs to reprimand them publicly - he should at least write more than a single sentence to apologise to them...

I don't care for the two mods involved(they stay banning my handle for no reason whatsoever ), to be honest... However, Seun needs to apologise the right way...

i think we should just let bygones be bygones.....
seun has apologised publicly(he didn't have to do that) - he could have apologised via PM. he must have swallowed so much pride to have even come this far - let's respect what he's done. i hope jarus/oam4j would accept the apologies so we can all move on to the achebe thread and continue the voting....

[quote author=Mr. Globe]Seun these guys have pressurized you to apologize for doing no wrong. Now they also want you to kill a cow for the moderators. Please continue. This is not humility.[/quote]shut up your mouth, you homoerotic peasant!

Demdem: Excellent. Seun has apologised.
he realizes that he indeed goof.
Pointb surely cant be a mod.

Interesting to note that seun initially never wanted it public

https://www.nairaland.com/1141760/apology-jarus-oam4j

the following posters should be placed on suicide watch:
dede1
pointB
afam4eva
metal goong
mosun-ade
mr globe
and the other coup plotters who want to takeover oam4j/jarus positions.......may amadioha sodomise all y'all without condoms!