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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:36pm On Dec 27, 2012
StarBoard: Yeah best in the league.
A league that has Petr Cech, Pepe Reina and Joe Hart.
Ask me how line-ups determine that you parry shots to on-coming attackers in successive games.
Ask when the clown with the dodgy beard last kept a clean sheet before ranking him as the best in the division.
pepe reina? cech? hart? which of them hasn't been beaten from long range this season? liverpool fans want reina out. petr cech is finished and hart has conceded more soft goals than de gea this season. van persie's winner n rooney's first goal @ the etihad are quick reminders.

de gea gets the blame because he keeps for man utd. the only team in europe with no settled back line. the only team in europe who still lines up 2 OAPs in their midfield and allow opponents to waltz through their midfield. if liverpool, chelsea and city leave their midfield as open as ours, their goalies would concede far more.

there's no superman goalie when the midfield is porous. one can fit the titanic in our midfield especially when those geriatrics play for us. they neither press nor run hard enough to recover the ball when they lose it. we concede as many shots as we take on the other end and people are blaming de gea. newcastle copped 15 attempts(7 on target)against us...same as what we copped. that is de gea's fault?
Nairaland General › Re: Apology To Jarus And OAM4J by coogar: 4:20pm On Dec 27, 2012
afam4eva: I ask again: Where is Desola?
in your bedroom - waiting for you with her 12-guage sawn-off shotgun!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:11pm On Dec 27, 2012
[quote author=Mr_TA]Far enough, but ddg has shown heis capable of something special. Al has only shown he can be abit more commanding in his area. for every ddg mistke he has pulled off world class saves lindergard hasnt come close to. Ddg is also younger and if given the chance will only get better and could even set us up for the next 10 years.[/quote]don't mind the charlatans....
de gea is actually the best goalie in the division - the goals he has conceded this season can be blamed on fergie's selection and an unsettled back four. when you line up 2 players whose combined age is 77 yrs then i cannot blame the goalie or the defence......

was this not the same toon army we bludgeoned @ st james' park when fergie chose the right players? did de gea not keep a clean sheet with competent midfielders and defenders on the pitch? the rule is simple - start either one of scholes/giggs in a match and we would struggle offensively/defensively.....

our offensive play has bailed us out far too many times this season and the only reason we are staging comebacks is because the starting team was wrong in the first place. the moment cleverley replaced scholes, the pendulum swung our way - carrick got the instant license to roam knowing cleverley would cover for him unlike scholes who cannot press or make tackles without getting booked. i don't blame de gea, our manager is our weakness!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:02am On Dec 27, 2012
[quote author=Mr_TA]Just seen the goals, he was at fault for that one but I'm not having him at fault for michu's goal. It was pretty much a one on one strike and he had to get anything on it, unfortunately it deflected to michu and not Vidic who was in front of it. That was bad luck, but the perch goal was very poor goalkeeping.[/quote]it was raining....can't fault de gea that much - if we had competent midfielders from the onset, ba wouldn't have that kind of freedom to pepper our goal.
Nairaland General › Re: Apology To Jarus And OAM4J by coogar: 10:17pm On Dec 26, 2012
lalaosky: nne oma, dayo was only joking na.he didnt mean it that way.read his post again
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:12pm On Dec 26, 2012
[quote author=Mr_TA]Didnt see the match so cannot say much about the performance. very unhappy about conceeding 3 goals at home though.
For those who thought we have the title sown up, its not like we've lost the league with an 8 point lead with a month left in the season is it. undecided[/quote]it's a shower of shyte performance in the first 45....nothing to write the village about!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:41pm On Dec 26, 2012
montelik: Despite a brief wobble early in the season, Evra has really stepped it up. I doubt its a coincidence that it was after we signed Buttner. Oh the wonders of competition.
i think it's because he gets to rest more these days - this time last season, evra had played more games. the healthy competiton angle is a valid point too but evra said its a rubbish point cos he has been doing that since the days of gabriel heinze.
Nairaland General › Re: Apology To Jarus And OAM4J by coogar: 8:21pm On Dec 26, 2012
babyosisi: As the child of God that I am,I will continue to give give and give
Here is the container of chicken remaining from yesterday
Let peace reign this festive season
From my kitchen to your screen ekeresimesi oma
i won't be surprised if this thing you are displaying is a vulture.
Nairaland General › Re: Apology To Jarus And OAM4J by coogar: 7:50pm On Dec 26, 2012
ilugunboy: Haba...you no no before?...she is not hiding that.
i never knew that.....
berem na real criminal o.....one moniker to fight with, the other to be nice with. good idea....i need a new moniker to fight with too, any suggestion? hitler or jefferey dahmer?
Nairaland General › Re: Apology To Jarus And OAM4J by coogar: 7:46pm On Dec 26, 2012
gbanikiti: Dont worry berem have gone on self ban to cool her temper.she will come back on 1st of january.
gbanikiti = berem, right? lipsrsealed

donchris33: Jarus why are you hiding my post and yu aint hiding all the tantrums she is throwing on me. Is mine that crude than hers, why are you hiding my post guy? You are stiffling my freedom of expression here and you will regret it ooooooooo. Am telling you now, yo have to mind your business.

I saw with dismay on this thread how desola and cooger kept on insulting and denigrating seun, but you didnt bother to hide their post, now you are hiding mine. ANYWAY ..........No problem sha
will you shut up n stop lying?
where did i insult seun on this thread?
Nairaland General › Re: Apology To Jarus And OAM4J by coogar: 7:31pm On Dec 26, 2012
babyosisi: I see no reason why berem and donchris should not be silenced for 24 hrs for disturbing the peace
Haba,
IF NOT MUKINA2 will have to apologize to me and a whole bunch of people
but berem is not at fault here, she's being stalked and attacked because she is in love with a yoruba man. a serious offence on this part of the forum....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: *~Coogar Voted European Football Section Poster Of 2012 *~ Congratulations by coogar: 7:17pm On Dec 26, 2012
AjanleKoko: Finally coogar gets something for his trouble.
It was long overdue. I mean, this fella puts in a decent shift everywhere. Even the Recycle bin grin
all na trophy tongue
stüpid old man.....
it's well known your intelligence quotient is inversely proportional to yor age. the older you grow, the dumber you get. by the time you hit 50(in 3 weeks time), your IQ would be slightly lower than that of a centipede. what a shame!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:07pm On Dec 26, 2012
dayokanu: Congrats on the league win
Another league title for Manure
league win in december? be fooling yourself.....
fergie would piss those points away by mid-febuary. very idiotic manager - a club of our reputation should be winning the league at a canter. we have the stability, world class players, state of the art facilities and yet we still get dominated by mid-table clubs because we have a stubborn manager who cannot dig out his head from his rectum and acknowledge 2012 isn't 1999.
Nairaland General › Re: Apology To Jarus And OAM4J by coogar:
Dede1: As usually, dumbass such as you moronically forgot to add the book infuriated the “foolish and idiotic” majority of the members of your forum before taking drastic actions.
with all due respect, you are a consummate rëtard.
about 3-4 yrs ago, this forum was peaceful and there were no tribal bashings like we have these days. you fathered the entire scene of the bigotry we get these days especially in this section. if there's any justice in the world, you would die a violent death preferably getting mauled by a tigeress and her 8 cubs.

When the so-called majority of the forum members are dumbasses, basement fools and incompetent jackasses, the use of drastic measures can not be premeditated.
and yet the laboratory rëtard speaketh.....as a child, you weren't a baby, you were a pikin. in the punditry of hard currency, your intelligence(at best) would be the somalian shillings. you have no chutzpah to call anyone else a basement fool when it's well documented that your intelligence quotient is lower than your shoe-size, you serial wankër!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:53pm On Dec 26, 2012
chamotex: Fergie can suck my balls mehn angry angry
alex ferguson is a masochist....
he's the most idiotic manager in the premier league. we are not even half-way yet and we have conceded 28 league goals already. last season, we conceded just 33 the entire season. there's nothing wrong with our defence or style of play, fergie's selection is the real problem. playing 2 grandpas in the middle of the pitch is just moronic!
Nairaland General › Re: Apology To Jarus And OAM4J by coogar: 4:31pm On Dec 26, 2012
superior1: I now understand why Jarus said Afam is lobbying for Mod job, the guy likes Oju-aye no be small
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Nairaland General › Re: Apology To Jarus And OAM4J by coogar: 4:19pm On Dec 26, 2012
Seun: It was not perfectly okay, but it was less offensive than selecting Professor Chinua Achebe for the hall of shame, so I took no action. Sorry.
something can only be offensive or non-offensive. there's no middle ground. if it was okay for jonathan goodluck then it has to be okay for chinua achebe. at this rate, i won't be surprised if you find your name there next year. i also suggest you should read the book that has infuriated the majority of the members of your forum before taking drastic actions.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:15pm On Dec 26, 2012
montelik: I just hope chicha and rvp give us a big lead so we can just play a possesion game and when the hell are kagawa and anderson going to return?
after we have conceded a goal?
seeing scholes/giggs in the same line up gives our opponents the motivation to batter us. the other manager would only need to tell his players that: "can you see what ferguson has done to disrespect you? he lined up 2 cripples against you cos he feels they are bette than you lots. prove to me you are better than scholes/giggs"
Nairaland General › Re: Apology To Jarus And OAM4J by coogar: 3:59pm On Dec 26, 2012
Seun: I think that's exactly what I came out to say, but I'll be happy to say it again: the whole hall of shame exercise is offensive! Thank you.
except that it wasn't offensive when GEJ won the award only 12 months ago.....
Nairaland General › Re: Apology To Jarus And OAM4J by coogar: 3:53pm On Dec 26, 2012
wingman: Mr Coogar,
You disgust me so much. You re embarrasingly stupid!
with all due respect, you are a tool!
Nairaland General › Re: Apology To Jarus And OAM4J by coogar: 3:37pm On Dec 26, 2012
[quote author=omo_to_dun]To be fair though, Seun has drastically changed, for had this scenario occurred a few years ago, he would have banned almost everyone on this thread.

I am terribly amazed that Seun is letting all of our posts slide through.[/quote]seun knows the truth....
achebe's book has one purpose: to remind his igbo kinsmen to hate the others...to lecture them that the other nigerians are the enemy.....to inspire them to pick their arms and fight another civil war.
Nairaland General › Re: Apology To Jarus And OAM4J by coogar: 3:23pm On Dec 26, 2012
afam4eva: Nna so una go dey lie. Btw, Achebe did not incite anybody rather people incited themselves.
what was the aim of achebe's memoir? was he preaching unity or hatred? why denigrate the other tribes in the country in his bid to praise his kinsmen? why remind nigerians of what happened in the 60s? biafra is a dead and buried issue - like an aborted child! you don't have a prayer.....achebe's book is a recipe for another civil war and i expect our government to do something about the book.

if anything, achebe's generation failed us...they are responsible for what nigeria is today. they went to school, got tutored by the white men and yet failed to deliver - they have no excuses. instead of the old man to shut up and hide his embarrassment, he still has the chutzpah to open his gob and write nonsense.

Seun: Doesn't Chinua Achebe live in the United States, which is a "civilized society"? Why hasn't he been arrested for his so-called "hate crime"?
because his book targeted tribes in nigeria not in america.
what's FBI's business with what igbo/yoruba? america is not even better than nigeria when it comes to sensitive issues like this - were they not the same people that disrespected mohammed recently with a stüpid movie? their freedom of speech carries more weight - so a white kid in america can call you what he likes and gets away with it. do the same in europe and see if you won't spend the best half of 2013 in a cold cell.
Nairaland General › Re: Apology To Jarus And OAM4J by coogar: 3:15pm On Dec 26, 2012
Seun: @desola: the fact that you're comparing Chinua Achebe to sex offenders is a sign that what you're smoking is bad for your health!
seun, i put it down to the fact that you don't live in a civilised society. in saner climes, inciting hatred falls under hate crime and there's a severe penalty for such. achebe would have been apprehended if our government has any common sense in nigeria but the system is so perverse i don't expect any government official to be bothered about achebe's book - they are more concerned about embezzlement!
Family › Re: How To Handle A Child's Tantrum In Public? by coogar: 2:39pm On Dec 26, 2012
how to handle a child throwing tantrum in public is to become like them. embarrass them if they embarrass you. the tactic is very easy. simply be like them and watch them blush!

watch this and thank me later....


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Family › Re: When One Partner Cheats, Who Should We Blame? by coogar: 11:03pm On Dec 25, 2012
Tgirl4real: NL has been kinda dry and the holiday is adding to it.

Letz discuss this:

Someone once told me that if his wife cheated on him, he would be convinced, deep in his heart, that he had failed her. Because if she was getting his attention at home, she wouldn't find any reason to step out.

What do you guys think?
that someone should be tied to a stake and set ablaze.
if my spouse ever cheats on me then the blame is on her - i am not responsible for her raging hormones or her inability to keep her legs together like a mermaid!
Family › Re: Greatgod2012 Emerged the Family Section Poster Of The Year 2012 - by coogar: 3:28am On Dec 25, 2012
chamotex: Coogar, you have been warned...
ban me and see if i don't send "man dem" to your house. thank heavens, i got your addy on yellow pages. you would feel my full wrath if i ever get banned. i have been an outstanding ambassador of the sports section....don't envy me. grin
Family › Re: Greatgod2012 Emerged the Family Section Poster Of The Year 2012 - by coogar: 3:20am On Dec 25, 2012
chamotex: And I will disqualify you again next year if you continue to get banned left, right, centre.
Looking for a reason to ban coogar too so he wont be eligible for next years award.
you cannot ban me - i'll report you to sir alex ferguson.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: *~Coogar Voted European Football Section Poster Of 2012 *~ Congratulations by coogar: 3:13am On Dec 25, 2012
StarBoard: A sad day for decency and a plus for the motor-park.
a mourning day for starboard, victory for football.
starboard, buy cyanide and mix it with your snuff.......hopefully, you would pass away quietly without ruining your sheets with blood. tongue

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