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slimyem: I would never do that for any reason whatsoever...!!!!

lmao..
Someone's afraid of his sins catching up with him....

there's always a twit somewhere hoping to ruin the day.....you can't be too careful!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSwZ5hKCpUU&sns=em

stpat1: God willing I will.

just becareful.....
many males/hermaphrodites would come to you as females.....make sure you conduct a thorough physical examination to be sure.

Annie1: Hahahahahahahaha
This thread is soooo funny

@ Op
Why not make it 1million naira ( u know million sounds wonderful to the ear ).. And while we r at it ..chuck in a tear rubber car .. Also a fully furnished apartment ( you won't want mosquito or cockroaches chopping the belle now , would you?)
And lastly a year supply of of BIG STOUT , just to fatten mum n shild ..

annie1, sex is not that expensive in nigeria!

oluswaggz: Can anyone of you object the union of couples at a wedding ceremony after the priest might have asked everyone. Just because one of the couples have offended you in the past, so wud u raise your hand up.
As for me i dont think i can do it, so that i wont spoil thier weddin. What abt u?

it's a very horrible thing to do....
heaven knows i am hiring enough mopol on my wedding to taser any intruding lunatic that might want to ruin my big day. only a twät would actually do such....

dayokanu: Fans walking out already

2 home games zero goals scored

0 goals conceded as well.....

the 2 of you should find a closet jor - this flirting is getting rather tedious!

stpat1: I tell you, I got over 50 bb requests today and the calls I returned today is over 4k. Now I am even confused as to which I should follow up cos it will take a lot of resources to follow up all the interested ladies. I'll be meeting about 6 who reside in ph between now and sunday and will surely be meeting the abj chicks by mid dec.

A lot of scammers have also tried their tricks. From the one demanding air tickets fare to other wanting 200k monthly (as if person dey pluck the money).

For those that called and took out precious time of your busy schedule to talk and advise me, I say a big thank you. I can only wish I am as lucky as you are. God bless you

way to go, bro.....
i would need updates about your progress - you make sense die! better this method than marrying a woman by force and making her life miserable!

Ibime: Anybody dey watch the game? Sky Sports dey talk say na boring game

benitez doing what he knows best - stop chelsea's leaky defence but nothing much has been offered offensively....

Man Utd: Lindegaard; Rafael, Evans, Smalling, Evra; Anderson, Carrick, Cleverley; Hernandez, Rooney, Van Persie - #MUFC

what a solid team - this should be our starting xi from now till may. i hope giggs cops a hamstring and scholes loses his vision!

Penstef: My dear if Ʋ employ some1 and the person dies YOU are responsible and not the clinic. Cheers

you are talking nonsense....
did the employee die in my office? if my employee gets preggers and heaven forbids, she dies in the hospital during labour, the hospital is 100% responsible. the duty of care has been transferred to them the moment she got admitted into their hospital!

dayokanu: Mata scores because he takes penalties, Now we found out Mata actually hasnt scored a league Penalty for Chelsea this season. Yet this unrepentant Himalayan Hillbilly is bleating

you are still chasing shadows.....you are a disgrace! mata scored a direct freekick - that's a direct shot at goal from 18 yards albeit slightly more difficult than a penalty kick but they all count. besides, this point is baseless - mata has not outscored torres, they are tied so how does that help your point if you put lampard/drogba of 2004/5 in the context?

Drogba was playing exactly what the coach wanted him thats why the coach wasnt sacked, Chelsea were winning Drogba retained his place at the expense of other failures and The fans love him

so it was jose's instruction that drogba should score 1/7th of the total league goals scored by chelsea? you mean you were there when jose gave drogba this instruction? how shameless can this filthy rat be? i mean - how much lower can you sink? so jose mourinho instructed a £24m striker to fire blanks?

With fernandud the coaches dont want him, The fans dont want him, Coogar told us the other Players are conspiring against him, 3 coaches have been sacked and Torres issue is the main topic for discussion in every Sport paper in the UK

you are shameless....gutless....pitiful! if you cannot admit you have been beaten hands down in this debate then shame on you. torres issue is being discussed everyday in the media? duh - that was how drogba's issue was running the sports media in 2005 summer - he was one of the chelsea flops then but you were still in a village back then so how would you know!

debosky, nateevs and all other sane posters.....the link below was what chelsea fans thought of drogba after his first season...the general consensus was he should be sold and kezman was a better striker than drogba but a useless shameless beanpole called dayokanu is lying without decorum the fans loved drogba in 2005! i rest my case.....

http://z6.invisionfree.com/espnstar/ar/t19821.htm

dayokanu: How do we reconcile these two statements made within a 30min frame by this unrepentant sod

shut up your mouth and tell us why torres must benefit from all mata assists in the league.....shut up your mouth and tell us why lampard outscored drogba for 2 league seasons. shut up your mouth and tell us why drogba scored less than 1/7th of chelsea's goal haul in 04/05 and torres is criticised for scoring 1/6th. now zip it and tell us why rooney(leading assist maker) has not assisted van persie(8 league goals).....


if you process all these points, you would know you have been nothing but an epileptic arabian camel that has just undergone manual castration!!! i told you, i had you cornered from the beginning.....your thought process is slower than the earth's revolution!

aweleokolo: Nigerian Men. Always looking for shortcuts and always so damn cheap!!
You want to buy 2 children for 500,000naira? Is that how much you were worth to your mother?

shush your mouth with your obtuse reasoning....
will the baby not carry his DNA? how does that correlate to buying the babies? can you buy what you made yourself?

Like Really? Wait, won't you pay for the sex? You will certainly enjoy it.
50k per month? seriously? I can't even begin to access what you problem is.

even if he's paying for sex? for a blackberry device, any man would get an unrestricted access to a woman's legs in nigeria for a month at least! this dude is paying 250k at the end of the do! with that amount, he would sleep with all the women on kuramo beach!

We have all been heart broken at some point. We have all faced circumstances where we have felt that we cant take any more BS from a partner.
But, If you are going to come on here and ask to hire a Uterus to make babies for you, please be respectful with your pricing!
God bless.

and now the poster goes philosophical.......
if you are interested or you have a female friend interested, better tap the op's cell and make yourself some good money!

pleep: Things like the "dont hit a girl rule" are enforced by men.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7lfVyyEI70

poor indian dude.....
i like his lightning reaction though - it was like he was expecting the slap from the dumb bïtch. if a woman slapped me like that in public, heaven knows i would slap back......i am a true disciple of sex equality!

dayokanu: The tool who said Mata's league goals have been pumped up by penalties cant even tell us which games he scored those penalties

Now show the world your foolishness and tell us how many of Matas league goals were penalties dodoyo

stop crying like a banshee....
i have taken your case apart with precise analysis and cognitive reasoning.....if i hear you mention the useless point about mata leading the assist league with torres not benefitting, i would pee in your nostrils.....rooney/van persie(league leaders) prove it doesn't have to be that way!

lets even put in the perspective that mata hasn't scored a penalty in the league, he has not outscored torres....in mourinho's first 2 seasons, drogba was outscored by lampard - so my point still stands.....torres is chelsea's top scorer in the league, drogba wasn't in 04-06 and no one opined drogba was useless!

dayokanu: And the castrated goat bleats again.
How many penalties has Mata scored in the league you rhesus monkey?

you should tell us how many penalties mata has scored? if you remove the number from his goal tally, would the result be the same as torres' haul in the league? why are you a perpetual failure @ logic reasoning?

Chelsea has scored 24 league goals and their ONLY top striker who has started all league games can only score 4. What a shame to FernanDUD

what a statistic - so torres has scored 1/6th of chelsea's total league goals? wow! let me jog your memory covered in cob webs. drogba scored only 10 league goals of the 72 league goals scored in 04/05 season........mr dayokanu the autistic savant(i know your math is excellent even though you are a rëtard in other spheres of life)......was drogba also useless?

The same player Nateevs and other charlatans told us to sit back and enjoy this season has now become a source of shame to all his teammates, coaches and fans

maybe shame to you....not shame to the owner and the other well meaning fans who know a tweak here and there would bring torres back to his very best!

phew......it's so easy to show you up as a dunce!

dayokanu: Van Persie has been scoring goals from others assists Why does Torres have a miserable goal returns despite playing more minutes than Most strikers in the league?

and the charlatan speaketh again without shame or decorum.....
so it's no longer about leading the assist charts but about other goal makers? keep shifting the post - i have you cornered!

Torres has more goals than other strikers in Chelsea? What a revelation. How many strikers are in Chelsea? How many enjoy the playing time Torres has been given ?

what was drogba's role in chelsea when lampard outscored him for 2 straight seasons? was drogba a goalkeeper then or a line assistant? i have told you - if you reason like a goat, i shall subject you to some gruesome animal abuse. what were the roles of rooney and tevez when ronaldo(midfielder) outscored them in 07/08 season?

In the league Torres has the same number of goals as a Mata a midfielder who has played at least 3 hours less than Torres While Mata also assists others to score Torres is plain useless for the 2nd yr now
Torres is the problem with chelsea

mata takes penalty for chelsea - how wont he have more goals? lampard took penalties in 04/05 and 05/06 and outscored drogba......ronaldo took penalties in 07/08 and 08/09 and outscored rooney, tevez, berbatov. see dayo screaming like a goat undergoing manual castration as if he just discovered the cure to AIDS. logic dictates a penalty taking attacking midfielder would outscore a striker. this has been the case for ronaldo, lampard, fabregas, gerrard, etc. mind you, mata hasn't even outscored torres o - they are tied and torres is the problem?

biko, donate your brain to okija shrine - you are a waste of flesh!

dayokanu: Mumu so whose assist has Van persie been scoring from? Maybe its the fans or opponent that has been feeding Persie.

rooney has not assisted van persie in the premier league yet.....i can give you the breakdown if you still want to behave like a goat....

Persie has been benefiting from other United players, Torres has a miserable 4 goals in the league and zero goals in the last 8 hours of EPL football.
Why cant Torres get assist from anyone Not hazard, not Mata not Oscar

ha - common sense finally prevailed.
isn't that what nateevs and i have been telling you? the quality of both teams is the difference. van persie has scored 8 league goals without the assist of the top goal maker in the league....it means the other players have contributed their quota! nateevs think chelsea can do better with their build up play and i also think hazard and other chelsea players have assisted torres.....you don't have to reason like a goat to score brownie points that are cheap!

debosky: Take it easy on DK. . . .he hasn't had his kunu this morning.

don't mind the tool......
fredthered just sent me a text now that rooney hasn't actually assisted van persie in the league from his 6 league assists this season and van persie has scored 8 league goals. from dayokanu's retardëd logic, van persie must be useless from not benefiting from rooney assists!

dayokanu: Matas job as a midfielder is to assist goals and he does that. He has been assisting and he leads the League

mata plays the same role as rooney(they all operate behind the arrow head)....they both lead the assist charts in the league!

Van persie has been scoring and has been assisted by many people, But no one can play with Torres, Lampard cant, malouda cant Kalou cant, Droga cant, MAZACAR cant

torres has also scored from the assists of other players - otherwise he wouldn't be chelsea's top scorer in the league. so stop arguing like a twunt....in rooney's 6 league assists, he's only assisted van persie once......in mata's 6 league assists, he's only assisted torres once! none of the playmakers or the strikers is useless - it's just what it is....

Torres is useless
Even Benitez said Torres is a far cry from what he was in 2008. Imagine within a week the coach has given up on FernanDUD

at this rate, you are the one useless - there's no logic in your argument. your premise that mata leading the assist league means torres should be benefitting from him is irrational. rooney also leads the assist league and van persie has only benefited once from wazza. if torres is as useless as you claim, why has no other striker scored more than torres in the league @ chelsea?

mutiply: neva give up on anytin in life,we can make naija great if we hold our leaders accountable

you are very safe giving up on nigeria - the country is doomed. it might get better but it won't be our generation that would change it!

dayokanu: Anywhere Mata played he has always delivered.

mata is ineffective on the flank unless you are a glorified simpleton - he cannot track back, he gave ashley cole all kinds of problems last season - i remember nani breezing past him @ old trafford before releasing a piledriver of a goal and nateevs/ibime were so angry at mata's nonchalance......mata is more suited in the middle - even when he was situated on the flanks, he often vacated his position to ioin the action in the middle - he has the van der vaart syndrome!

Mata is not the problem here he is doing his job perfectly. League leading assists cant be faulted. The problem lies with FernanDUD who no midfielder nor coach can understand in the last 2 years

what is this league leading assist this tool keeps ranting about? rooney leads the assist charts in the premier league - how many times has wazza assisted van persie in the premier league? it then means van persie is useless or are you a rëtard?

i have given up on this yeye country called nigeria....

dayokanu: You blamed AVB, You blamed Di Matteo, already started with Benitez. Yet Mata has been delivering the league highest assist and fernandud being crap as usual

avb played mata as a winger(daft decision)
di matteo failed to bring out the best of torres(incompetence)

it's like fergie playing van persie as a winger....will that bring out the best in robin? hell no! does that make rvp crap as a player? hell no! if you can't bend your head around that then you are a blastocyst!

dayokanu is brain farting again.....
of all the chelsea players in the last 5 yrs, mata is the best candidate to play behind torres. he's skillful, he has all the attributes to be great in that role but he can still add more to his game. i have never ever criticised mata's signing @ chelsea. this time last year, i told you fools here mata is better than david silva and he's the new midfield general in the premier league. i blame di matteo for this crisis - he should be instructing mata how to find torres with the quick pass! i also criticised villas-boas for playing mata on the flanks!

[quote author=acidosis™][size=18pt]What happens when the girl dies in the process of delivey.. ?[/size]

who will be held responsible ??

You or Babalawo

Poster, I feel your pain but truth is, if I have my way, I'll send your case to the police.. If you cannot adopt a baby, then try and pity the families of desperate good ladies sending you mails..
Thanks[/quote]the hospital takes responsibility of that.....after all if he takes his legal wife to the hospital and she dies, won't the hospital be responsible for the death?

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Aha, so this is what its all about? The duffer begging for a chance to have a jibe at moi, impressive shyte coming frm the one that heralds himself as the best poster on Nl.
Anyway mofofo ve got some blog work to do, that diss i presented u up there was jxt a teaser for u to deal with, momma adviced me not to hangout wiv old scumbag like u. . .replying me underlines the stupidity traits i keep talking bout which u inherited frm ur old woman who i guess is in a nearby brotel quenching some niggys sexx urge![/color]

you are a sonofawhore....
look at this okija sacrificial fowl trying to cop out after seeing the heat i pack - momma won't save you this time, you dingbat! you are just a disgusting piece of fecal matter that should not be allowed to interact with sane humans!

Leadn: Did your bf pay you to get in btw your thigh?? This yong man is paying you 250k for what your bf would just "hump and discharge"

hump, discharge and even dump her and she won't get one kobo!

Amazonjoe: All I ve to tell you is that you are a very, very poor man. 1 baby 250k then twince 500k. Monthly allowance 50k. What do you take women for? Even if any woman will want to do it, certainly not for a poor man like you.

in the same naija where women sleep with a man because of N10k 2nd hand blackberry? abeg, park your vehicle well!

slimyem: Animals...and lower ones too..or betterstill,Psychopaths!!!

tsk.....tsk!

slimyem: Did you or did you not see the sane part of my post?
Would you say the women who dump their babies in the bush are sane human beings in every sense of the word?

what are they then?

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Look at tis Zero Dumbass that fails to respect his Age - Amma Give U the Insults to the Fullest if thats what u're Longing For Jerk.

If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid, Ediot -- Must ya Views be the Best? Why dont you shut up and give that hole in your face a chance to heal, a yokel that will never be the man the mother Was!

If you really want to know about mistakes you should ask your parents, cos u're a Clear cut Sample -- U Log on Here everyday to channel Insults like a Frustrated dag.

Last time u heard from me i told u this 'Your family tree is a cactus because everybody on it is a prick' and so it remains -- Deadbeat Get yaself a Job and Get Off ma Back! [/color]

i keep repeating this - your father has a profound influence on you, he was a lunatic...and ever since your mother lost her hymen to an ape, she became an emotional wreck... .couple that with a lunatic father with a toxic scrotum then you would always be a child suffering from ADHD....

with your manicured hands and gay fonts - you should really piss off with your vacuous fairy tales. you are in the lower league of the intellectual pool in this forum.....if fair is fair, you should be a permanent resident in the most notorious psychiatric home where gibbons of your ilk dwell. go buy yourself crayons and colour a fücking zebra....

slimyem: ....and to you..its that easy and simple for a sane person to carry a baby for 9 months,nurture him/her a little more and hand him/her over forever for 2 million naira ...huh?

do women not do these things for free and later dump the baby in the bush? why are you acting like you stay in cameroon?

Ibime: You talking nonsense mate. Was I on Nairaland in 2004-2006 for you to know my views on Drogba's efforts? This claim you are making now is not last week's claim. . . ask Debosky. . . when we had the original argument in January 2009, I said. . . DD worked hard in 2004-2006 and I liked his efforts, but since 2006 he's not been working hard and he's lost fitness. Working hard has nothing to do with "class" which I ascribed to Anelka. For me, Drogbas strengths lay in his hardwork.

i don't give a fück about which correctional facility housed your fat arsë between 2004 and 2006.....your comment is what i am attacking. you said in the comment(2008) nateevs quoted that drogba's only good season at chelsea was in 2006/7.....only last week, you changed tune that you actually preferred his first 2 seasons to the 2006/7 season.....those 2 statements are contradictory unless you function on a negative integer IQ....

It's quite simple like I said . .

I didnt like a player who I thought was only good for his hardwork cos he had a poor first touch. . . he proved me wrong, I respected him and became a great fan . .

Thats called judging a player on his merits. Look at El-Guapo's post above. He used to be big fan of Torres. Shiii. . .I was big fan of Torres till 2010.

who gives a fück about el guapo?
when nairaland sports was the dog's bollocks(somze, akolawole, razorr, wormy, etc)he would not be allowed to post on these pages - el guapo is a sack of shyte!

The loverboy Nateevs also drew a line under Torres issue last week. . . we all patted him on the back for changing his mind and assessing the situation honestly. . . he shoulda left it there. . . but his emotions got the better of him and he's back this week to throw MaZaCar under the bus and posts GIFS of Sturridge whilst simultaneously contradicting every view he's ever held, even views he held last week. . . that's an emotional @zz ninja for you!!!

you are a disgrace to football punditry.....that is all!