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if you take a lie detector test, the machine would blow up..... as you can see, i backed up my analysis with gifs and there was no hearsay here. there must be 60 billion torres videos on youtube - show me one video where chelsea were trying to start an attack and torres didn't make a positive run to make himself available for a pass! only last week, i blamed di matteo's poor coaching - if he really wanted torres to be receiving those long passes, you would see the attempts and if torres didn't make the required runs, you would see his midfielders on tv telling him to do so. MAZACAR are just bunch of technicians who like to play pretty intricate passes or dribble their markers - they do not hit it long! in a nutshell, it's a round peg in a square hole for nando! |
dayokanu: Doesnt it worry you that in the last 2 years no midfielder has been able to understand Torres?you are a tool..... hernandez receiving the ball is based on delivery(i have never seen MAZACAR hit a 30 yard pass directly into torres' feet) then you mentioned anticipation? what's anticipation? are you aware these players actually train everyday of the week and they work tactics. hernandez upfront with his midfielders deep in their half - of course, he knows any long ball would be aimed at him and he has a chance of scoring because he has at most 2 markers or one marker to beat! with torres - na lie! even when ramirez wins the ball, he travels with the ball - delays the pass or gives it to MAZACAR cos ramirez does not trust his precision/accuracy with the long pass. MAZACAR then delays the pass even further with sëxy touches - all this while, the defence has reorganised itself and torres has been crowded out - even if he receives the ball by now, he would run into a clusterfuck of defenders and the chance is lost! football is not ambiguous to analyse - only tools blame torres for misfiring. if hernandez were to be a chelsea player - he would struggle to score 5 goals all season and he would be the media scapegoat till he's sold to swansea! the bottom line is - every striker has its own unique attribute - it's up to the midfielders to find what works with their centre forward.....unfortunately, MAZACAR haven't found how to get the best out of torres! dayokanu: How would anyone play to Torres strenght when he doesnt have any?go and watch euro 2012 again and compare xavi's passes to torres with the dross he gets @ chelsea. And don't come up with insane things like vs barcelona when he was free on goal unchallenged from 60yards. Cos how many times in a lifetime would a striker be unchallenged and have a 60yards run on goaldayo, study those gifs i posted...... use your church mind to measure the position of the ball when the final ball was made. the range is between 25-55 yards from goal. you really think those passes are coincidence? seriously? these things have been drilled in training - why haven't we seen a long pass from MAZACAR to torres and we are 33% of the season gone already? is that torres fault too? |
nateevs: On the Torres argument, Coogar endeavours always, to make granular as well as pictorial and interactive analysis where possible. The default state of an intelligent mind is to review his analysis and discuss if they are right or wrong. Instead, it is met by dogmatic, beer-parlour like counter-arguments like "sebi he was bought for £50m", "before it was Malouda and Lampard" and sometimes you just wonder what the point is. You cannot help but conclude, each time Coogar makes a case, he makes sense.don't mind the goats..... they all ran away after explaining what we meant by "playing to nando's strengths"....... |
dayokanu: It was Lampard, malouda and Drogba fault he failedthe gifs above are just few examples of how united play to chicharito's strengths....now concentrate....look at the position where the final ball was made and compare it to MAZACAR's tactical fault of always leaving it too late. the difference is clear!!! dayokanu - learn! i can produce more hernandez moments in gifs just to show you torres is a waste @ chelsea because MAZACAR lack the tactical nous to work with him. when van persie is upfront, united work it from the middle to the flank where the wingers would play into the box.....with hernandez, the final ball is made 20-55 yards from goal so he can have a direct run into the box against the last man and score! https://i.minus.com/ihi7ia36AZGbg.gif https://i.minus.com/ibjjfSph1NlEga.gif [img]http:///d3c5s6q.gif[/img] |
dayokanu: So Van persie is expected to score from every set piece and Torres not expected to score from any?except that torres has scored the same number of goals as van persie from a set piece...is van persie weak too? Those ONLY 6 assists are the highest in the league. Every striker in the league score from these set piece only FernanDUD is exempted from scoring goals, because they dont serve it to him on a platemata's joint with rooney in the assist charts and yet van persie has never scored from a rooney set-piece assist in the league! is van persie weak or can you not see the stupidity in your argument? Torres doesnt score from General market, he can only score from specific market customized to him aloneyou can whine, groan, moan, grunt, bawl, bleat and scream like a rhesus monkey. the fact is MAZACAR have not yet adapted to playing to torres' strengths and its their faullt torres is misfiring in front of goal......MAZACAR should borrow a leaf from the united midfielders for once and watch how they feed hernandez with the early ball..... https://i.minus.com/idY2qQjPlzNNQ.gif https://i.minus.com/ipC42HXKJuYaz.gif https://i.minus.com/i1jFzu4OCvO6O.gif https://i.minus.com/i66TJXYnuRlaa.gif |
Katsumoto: Biafran Dictionaryhttps://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxbumeQ85N1qc0h3qo1_250.gif |
pazienza: Shut up. Stop spreading british and nigerian press propaganda here.you speak absent wisdom! ojukwu wanted to use the propaganda of the kwashiorkor kids to draw sympathy from the international community but it backfired! he allowed the starvation to happen and when he was offered a way out, he turned it down and was demanding for food to be ferried by air under the cover of darkness! why in the night and not in the broad day light? |
dayokanu: Lump the ball into the box and how come Torres is the only one not benefitting? How come Van Persie who is of similar height and build to Torres scores from set piece headers and Torres cant? In the Chelsea lineup Torres is one of the tallest plays regularly yet cant benefit from set piece headers.you are a disgrace...... how many goals has van persie scored from a set piece in comparison to torres? man utd scored from 2 corners over the weekend, how many of them were scored by van persie and rooney? evra has scored from 2 corner kicks this season - it then means evra is better than van persie? it then means johnny evans is better than rooney? surely fletcher must also be better than hernandez at set-pieces......you see why people think you are a tool? So Mata selects the people he assists and deliberately ignores Torres? If Torres is in position he would ignore him and pass back to Chelsea half for Ivanovic to score because he hates Torres.mata has only 6 assists in the league.....majority of them are from set pieces which means other players also have equal chance from scoring with mata's assists. on the top of my head, torres scored from a mata assist against arsenal @ the emirates......it was from a set piece!! Or what are you insinuating? Mata assist others but not Torres?what a stupïd question has torres ever scored from a mata assist before? that's the million dollar question. mata has only 6 assists in the league - which means he has only created goals 6 times from his passes and 4 of those assists are from set pieces(general market)! how has torres done wrong here? |
pazienza: Isn't it a public knowledge that the british supported nigerian military attack on biafra by supplying arms and other military logistics to nigeria army,including hiring egyptians for air strikes.you are a disgrace..... what about the fact that the international community were able to broker a deal between biafra and federal government? this deal was an offer to ojukwu to open a road corridor for food to be transported to the suffering igbo civilians - but ojukwu turned down the deal! he insisted food should be flown into biafra instead under the cover of darkness so he could smuggle more arms and what-not......ojukwu's pride and his cravings for the propaganda the pictures of those malnourished kids created was responsible for the genocide! |
very educative piece.....thanks lawyer one thing i know is i am never buying a land in lagos.....just buy a house via the state government is a safer bet! i don't think area boys disturb people who buy houses and are ready to move in. buying pieces of land in lagos exposes one to different scams! |
Malawian: yeah, there were no yorubas amongst the coup plotters abi?none - it was predominantly igbos..... and they killed many yoruba soldiers in their quest......every region lost people in the pogroms that later led to the biafra war! igbos should move on and stop whining about the past! chinua achebe should stop shredding his legacy at every turn with his baseless allegations against the yorubas - the only man responsible for the biafran genocide was the late colonel ojukwu himself! |
dayokanu: Mata leads the league in assist, How come he has been able to assist others but not FernanDUDis this an argument? so because mata leads the assists chart means he has assisted torres? how many of those assists are from set pieces? lump the ball into the box and hope a chelsea player(defender, attacker, midfielder) makes contact and score. now what's the probability that scorer would be torres? did you really pass quantitative analysis in your primary school? i don't think you did! |
ngozievergreen: The problem is dt Yorubas have refused to agree dat Awolowo introduced ethnicity in Nigeria. N he succeeded in rubbing off dat mentality to d present yorubas. Achebe was simply right.believe it or not.awolowo introduced ethnicity and yet a bunch of igbo soldiers planned a coup and took out mostly fulani soldiers in their lust for power? |
oyb: those boys should sue the hell out of the festac policeyou are very correct...... i remember festac police station sent an old man to cry and beg to be sold that particular drug and when the pharmacists did, the police descended on the lads and arrested them......festac police should answer for their gross abuse of power - bunch of animals! |
ESULAALU: I have been an avid follower of this site for a while now and I couldnt help but open an account to comment on this topic.and it was the supplied drugs that caused the torture? why do people argue this way for feck's sake? whatever the victim suffered has nothing to do with the pharmacists! they supplied a sleeping tablet not a torture tablet or poison and there's no proof they knew the drug was going to be used to sedate cynthia! |
[quote author=PROUD-IGBO]^^^That's because you're a revisionist, goebbelsian dude who just loves having the last word; i've noticed that much about ya. How on earth you can support a spawn of lucifer like awo just because he's your tribesman and because he had an intense hatred for Igbos like you do.....how you can justify his actions under any guise is a testament to your satanic inclinations. You are one evil little man fashioned in the mould of the worst humanity has ever produced, and the only reason you've not done worse than the likes of awo and hitler is because you've not yet found the stage.[/quote]yet more ad hominem sniping....... did awolowo lead the igbos to a senseless war? ojukwu wanted war and yet he never factored he needed to feed his soldiers and provide medics for them? it's all fair in war - you cannot feed and supply arms to the people fighting you - that's common sense! |
too many conflicting stories about what really happened in biafra.... nigerians have that annoying attitude of not telling it straight - till today, if 6 nigerian reporters write a story, they would report different things on the same story......chinua achebe should give it a rest and forget about this biafra ish already. it serves no purpose anymore....he keeps accusing fulanis for the genocide but the first coup in nigeria where majority of the plotters were igbo killed targeted fulani/hausa army officers...... |
ibrahim dan-soro should resign and the state should prosecute him...... |
there are so many simpletons on this forum......... |
ujoatu: no pl, understand the man. a woman follows a man home she met on facebook with no prior knowledge of who she is going home with (remember cynthia osokogu). ITS SELF-INFLICTED BROonly a complete lunatic would type what you just wrote above..... that a woman followed you home does not mean she wants sex. that a woman slept beside you does not mean she wants sex. nigerian men should be educated otherwise if you carry this gorilla mentality abroad, a long prison term awaits you! ask a babe about 10 times if she's comfortable before penetration! cynthia osokogu's killers are muderers, serial räpists that should be put to death immediately! the venue of the crime has nothing to do with it! cynthia could have been killed in her father's house. all the females abducted in public buses via "one chance" and later gruesomely räped, did they follow any man home? the katsina attorney-general should resign if he really said this...... |
truth has prevailed.... the nigerian police has no right arresting the pharmacists in the first place, our judiciary is so backwards. yes, they sold drugs without prescription but this is a common practise all over nigeria. too bad someone died this time but you cannot slap a murder rap on the pharmacists unless they knew beforehand the drugs they were supplying were going to be used to kill someone..... i hope these lads have learnt their lessons..... |
Annie1: Gbam ! Exactlythat someone else has always been in the pipeline as planB in case you send him packing....when you showed him the door, planB became the planA. in this day and age, you won't find a stranded man after a break up - there's always a planB somewhere....... |
FBS: so all he has to do is wait for his team mates to perform before he does anything?torres is the arrow-head for feck's sake - how would the ball get to him without the help of his team-mates? i ask again - would torres take the ball from cech and dribble his way to opposition box and score all by himself? is this after(O.J.O.)?? coded guy: The team also needs Torres' support!!you watched the game against city - please tell me, how many chances did chelsea create for torres from open play? i kept hoping chelsea were going to float a ball in torres' direction just once but it never happened and yet we just expect him to score....... you watched united's game this weekend - with the crap midfield, how many goals have van persie and rooney scored in the last 2 league fixtures? how are they going to score when the chances are far and in between? without anderson's power drive and the killer pass, would chicharito have scored? when was the last time any chelsea midfielder fed torres with precision like that? https://i.minus.com/ipC42HXKJuYaz.gif this is what we are asking MAZACAR to do - if it was hazard on that ball, he would either carry that ball to the edge of the box and fire a shot or keep dribbling till he gets tackled by a defender and the chance would be lost. hernandez is not a superman - he relies on his midfielders to play to his strength and feed him the ball to score. until chelsea start doing this, torres would not score goals! football is a team sport not about individuals....... |
kitty kat: Pls u lot shd leave this lady outta of this. She has done what u wanted her to do and u r still crucifyin her. The naggin is becomin too much. Pls mods close this page. As much some of u claim to be righteous, God doesn't see u all as such.annie1 is tough-skinned and i am trusting she knows what to do. if her ex ever turns up with the divorce papers, she should take him back asap! until he does that, she should detach herself emotionally and let him handle his marital crisis! |
tzetzefly: Can we actually change the negative perception of foreigners about we Nigerians..?our negative perception cannot be changed, i am afraid..... nigerians are the most dishonest people on the planet. we are not even honest to ourselves not to talk of the way others see us. ordinary simple instruction, we mess it up! for instance, passengers know you cannot carry more than 32kg of their luggage...this is set in stone, don't take more than 32kg or else you pay for extra. nigerians would pack 35kg or more and go to the airport to start begging! other nationals pack more than the accepted weight but they are always ready to pay for any extra - but not my fellow nigerians! you would then see them passing shoes, clothes and other stuffs into the other bags just to reduce the weight and avoid paying for extra. when people are wired not to be honest to themselves, how do you expect the outsiders to perceive us? i dunno what is it about us, the genes, the genetic code or the water we drink but nigerians are just too shady to draw positive perception! |
FBS: Pardon my french but what then makes FT the prima donna in the team?every football player in this modern era is a prima donna - no one should be earning £250,000 per week! that's 5 yrs salary of a brain surgeon!!! that being said, a player bought for £500 trillion will not win a game all by himself against 11 players. torres needs the support of his teammates - football is a team game not an individual sport like the 100m sprint! |
Annie1: For all u that r still going on about me breaking up his home , u r missing the point !your ex must be james bond...... |
Ujujoan: What do you mean 'nigerian society'we are guilty of this the most - abeg! |
Ujujoan: Not just men, women too! A lot of women marry to spite who they really want. Like you said, people marry what's available, not what is desirable.you must be very intelligent..... jennykadry: Y get married to soeone else? Cos he is a kid. Only immature men do this for their own selfish reasons. MArriage is not something people toy with. You yourself will not be happy if someone married youto spite another woman. You cannot get into that institution with such a mentality, you cannot hurt people that way for your own selfish reasons. How many of us married women in here, will be happyif one day our husbands woke up and told us that they married us to piss some other woman off?only immature men? what are you talking about? at every point in time, an average naija man has 4-5 women penned down. if his first choice agrees to marry him, he goes with her. if she disagrees or something came up along the line, then the second choice becomes the favourite and so on and so forth! that he married the 2nd choice does not mean he still doesn't want the first choice......this is what women should understand! the mind of a man is far complex than you realise! Have we human beings lost our conscience? When has it become okay to mess people's life uplike this. If he had issues with you, allhe had to do was sort it out with YOU. Why involve someone else? Why will he toy with another woman's heart? Why will he get her involved? Why on earth will he do this to someone, has he forgotten so soon tha he might end up with a daughter one day? That woman did not deserve that. His reasons are not justified. Don't make mockery of Godi laugh in benue.... the same nigerian society where people kill others for money, people rob and räpe others and you are demanding conscience? it's a competitive world out there and people want to eat their cake and have it! |
Annie1: I've got no idea , what caused it ..cos he used the other woman to spite you! men do this a lot to massage their own egos.....how many people got married to the person they truly wanted? few!! more often than not, people marry what's available to them! majority of husbands/wives are 2nd fiddle....some are even plan C/D/E.... |
4llerbuntu: really?because he's the arrowhead, duh! if chelsea have a striker worth only £10 in the market, they must play through him as well, that's the essence of 4-2-3-1! anybody reading your posts could have been forgiven the club is now Torres FC.but i have been vindicated - my posts is in line with the steps roman has been taking on chelsea! wow, you are pretty revisionist nowadays. you mean you now agree with Wenger that the sum of the parts is now more than the individual whole?agree with wenger? who is wenger and what has he gotta to do with my comments on this thread? you have been telling us that the manager and players at Chelsea are crap because they have a 50mill player whom they don't play to his strengths citing the chances west Bromwich create for strikers vs Chelsea.so how's this stance different from what i wrote above? have you lost your ability to comprehend? chelsea players must support torres - he cannot score by himself - taking the ball from cech and dribble all his opponents from his half of the pitch and score.... so u now realise maybe the other 10players can be more than Torres? maybe it's Torres who needs to adapt to the group and not the group to torres.?the group must adapt to torres.... torres is the only striker - the arrow head. the body of the arrow all converge behind the tip of the arrow. the primary role of the other 10 players is to play to the strengths of torres----if you don't understand that simple language then i cannot help you! |
[quote author=BABE!]Had me blushing. Olowo ori mi, Adufe. [/quote]thank you, my beautiful wife!Ibime: Are you a married man? Ode!at least, you should pretend to be a gentleman....this is a section of responsible men so quit acting like an agbero |
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