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1920MaMa: but wat wud make somebody that was once in love stop loving his/her spouse? it makes me wonder if the love ever existed.

love can fade........
one of them must have slacked in his/her responsibility!

Annie1: *Faints* with laughter .... Hahhahahahhahahahahahaha

annie1, how are you doing tonight? how's the little man?

bluedum: Hahahaha i dey laf you people in chinese so you think this poster really want to have a child or children and keep? Pls people use your brains and don't let money blind you. I'm sure what this guy want is either 1. A stolen or born child/children for him that will be use for money rituals or 2.either some people want to buy the children and He stood as the middleman probably collecting 500k & giving the surrogate 250k share or 3.He is in a childless marriage and want someone as surrogate for him and his wife. Either you people believe it or not one of those above mention is the purpose of the poster

you are intensively daft.....

if he wanted babies for rituals, there are several baby factories in nigeria where he can do "cash and carry". does it make economic sense to you for him to search for a willing partner, impregnate her and wait about 9 months to get the child? this might take him more than a year to achieve - and you are this obtuse to think a man would wait 12 months and pay almost a million naira for what he can get instantly for as low as N250k in nigeria. you are the type that would taste dog's shyte on the street before identifying what it is! unrepentant dunce!

anderson -

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1920MaMa: yes, but the other partner is not interested in the first 2. they only have se.x (i won't call it love-making) when they feel like it.

then one partner must get the other interested for more dates and romance otherwise what's the point? without romance, sex is just a physical act - like watching a cöck and a hen fück openly on the street. the male just wanders off like nothing happened!

BE811APP: Have u done Bad thngs before to ur partners dat will warrant MOPOLs

Its only dos with a Bad Past dat will be scared on der wedding days....
#my2cents

i don't need to have done bad things in the past to maintain security on my big day......why do you need seat belts and airbags in your car? is it because you intend to have a car crash?

MsDarkSkin: top of the line comedian we have here.

COOGAR!

ms darkest skin!!!

slimyem: Nobody is trying to see what's not there....
Just call a spade what it is...stop playing semantics..
Flirting -----to behave in such a way as to demonstrate a playful sexual attraction to someone else..
Banter-----the playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks..
Its a double entendre..one meaning formally appropriate....and the other simply suggestive!
This isn't a judgement thread...
The principles of right and wrong behaviour is subject to individuals!
Nothing said/will be said on this issue is/will be expressly based on facts.

slimyem, don't blow your gasket - i am feeling uneasy already. errrrrrr, are you flirting with me?

[quote author=BABE!]I'm back. My darling husband... the one that never flirts....unlike them people [/quote]my darling wife - how was work today? can you meet me in the bedroom when you are done?

jidegirl12: Yeah ! Ego booster like me.... me me me and me! na my papa own am! Na me build am! I dey rule and feed oyinbo so wetin ?

if sagamite catches you....

Hiding behind cooger trying to fan the flames of fight
* my name is jide and I approve this message*

be careful before someone accuses you of flirting....

stillwater: This is so unnecessary. People catch their fun in different ways. If you catch yours by flirting, no problem. Afterall some people think it's fun to jump off a plane or cliff.

haven't i seen you and sagamite go full pelt at it? did your husband complain or were you tickled by ordinary meaningless banter?

[quote author=BABE!]Lol@ adult game and ego booster. Interesting euphemisms and twists.[/quote]hi babe!

slimyem: @bolded..Definitely!
...or do you have any other definition for that?

it's just online banter, abeg!
people who flirt here don't even have a clue about what the other look like - how can that qualify as flirting - i think majority of you peops take what you read here far too seriously than what's intended - what a boring sad lives most of y'all live. if you really think busy_body wants to shäg her 35 NL boyfriends in the real world then you need to get a broom, find a large warehouse and sweep without breaks!

ileobatojo: Please for clarification sake, would all the Sagamite gist with his multitudes of women here be considered flirting too?

Because I don't see that as flirting. Now the stuff that goes on in the romance section for example, now that's flirting. I honestly can't say I've seen much real (reciprocated) flirting go on in this section. Am I defining flirting different from everyone else?

nigerians don't know the meaning of the word - we have so many stuck-up people here with no fun in their lives. flirting is actually healthy - an ego booster! it's an adult game and kids are not allowed!

[quote author=BABE!]Cheating is the only "wrong" and "irresponsible thing" in relationships ?[/quote]what else is wrong?

[quote author=BABE!]Who ever said it was cheating?? No need to define words, sir Coogar.

It's irresponsible and kinda weird and sorta creepy ..
It just doesn't sit well with me.[/quote]if its not cheating - why is it wrong and irresponsible?
am i in the land of philistines?

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Isn't it just sad?!!

No matter what a woman does, how far up she gets, she'll always be reminded that she belongs in the kitchen. . .barefoot and pregnant.[/quote]stop moaning
you had your chance to choose between being a male or female - you chose to be female and you want to complain? did you not factor women would be the weaker sex and her place would always be in the kitchen?

[quote author=BABE!]I really don't see the reason why anyone in a serious relationship will feel comfortable enough to "flirt" with people online/offline ...[/quote]casual flirting is not cheating - nigerians are generally obtuse about the misuse of the word. touching your hair while talking to a total stranger is flirting.....whether you meant it to be so or not is irrelevant - it's the way people perceive it that matters. you people should learn n understand the meaning of the word!

You see married men and women, and even the engaged ones scattered all over having e-girlfriends, e- $e-x buddies, e-husbands, e-all the ridiculousness you can think of. I find it rather irresponsible and disturbing ...

online banter is not cheating - it would have to be secretive to even qualify as cheating. if i make a passing comment on the wall of my female colleague telling her she's cute - that's flirting but it's not cheating.....

Your wife is lying next to you and you're busy flirting and e-f^cking/kissing/paying bride prices girls on Nairaland and Facebook .. doesn't make sense....

there's a line between flirting and cheating......find it!

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Exactly!

As long as what happens in nairaland stays in nairaland...yes, I get that.

But the self-righteous tone of this thread & responses are what I find offensive. Life is not all black & white. To suggest otherwise is extremely childish. We all laugh, joke, flirt (I daresay) with each other here - an online forum...so does that mean we're all guilty of double crossing our spouses / partners? NO.

I think the wording of the title thread should be adjusted. It's misleading to say the least.[/quote]you can't be new to the hypocrisy of nigerians - why does this surprise you?
some people don't even know the meaning of flirting - back and forth exchange of messages is also flirting - it's not until there are sëxual undertones behind it to qualify it as flirting. people flirt subconsciously but as long as the boundaries are not crossed, i don't see any danger in it - but trust the sadducees and the pharisees here to make it look like people who do it are criminals!

dayokanu: I am interested in what previous posters view Efemenas first post E.g What Sagamite does on here, Can it be classified as flirting? If any of the above was Mrs Sagamite, would she have raised eyebrows?

I have had situations where my online posts have been questioned before I thought they were harmless but not everyone thought the same

it depends on the standards set by the couple - as long as it's not secretive and you don't intend to carry it to the next level - it does not qualify as cheating in my opinion!

dayokanu: Rocket science E=MC². Rooney broke his metatarsal in March 2010 and didnt score!! You deserve a Nobel prize for that discovery.. In Stupidity though. Let me add another new discovery, Lampard has not scored in the last 7 weeks, Never mind that he was injured. Mumunatu

your face should be put next to the word "stupïd" in the oxford dictionary!
how stupid can u get? you claimed rooney got injured in munich but records showed he played a week later after the first leg in munich!

your idiocy plumbed deeper by comparing lampard to rooney - the same wayne rooney who played in 3 league games few weeks after the bayern tie. rooney then went on to play 12 league games in the premier league without scoring a goal for united.

Chelsea was shipping out strikers No one touched Drogba during his tenure. In Drogbas first season of English football he copped 10 league goals and the team won the league. Yes in coogars retardded world its comparable to Torres 5th season in English football and second season in Chelsea. with the lame numbers he is putting out

he wasn't shipped out because of the amount he was bought - £24m in 2004 was quite steep. right until then, he was chelsea's record signing - how do you ship out your record signing after 12 months? in 10 yrs time, a fool like you would claim torres was not touched when they sold drogba, anelka, kalou, etc.

You still wonder why they call you mor00n?

you are a scapegrace.....
so torres spending 5 yrs in england means he has been with the same team mates throughout? you are a lunatic!

Your fantasies you can put them on video and post on animaltube.com you might get followers who share the same fantasies as you

more codswallop from the inscrutable beanpole.....
you are so much of a bïtch if you run away from home, you would come back home pregnant.....anuofia!

stpat1: Idowu What are you doing at this time, Tarmac don dry?

idowu is interested in your offer - she's asked me to tell you

•dating
•romance
•ferocious love-making

dayokanu: Losing to West Brom No biggie it was a hiccup due to the useless striker they had

of course, chelsea never lost to a mid-table team before torres joined them....mumu!

No wonder fans at Stamford bridge were booing the team for the second game in a row, No one can mourn more than those people who spent their money to watch such a game 2 gameweeks in a row.

are you a fan?

Tool, Rooney was anonymous for 4 months How many months now has Torres been a failure in Chelsea?

rooney did not score a goal from open play between march 2010 and january 2011. torres has scored 7 goals between august and now - what's the comparison?

January would make it 2 yrs 24 full months that fernanDUD has been a complete failure

says the man that said drogba was loved by his fans after drogba's first season.

I knew you have weird fetishes, If fellating a diseased Rhino is one of them then get to work

this is a bit rich coming from a man who has been caught several times räping his neighbour's cat....

OMO IBO: Threadstarter, I can't knock you bruh.
I sincerely hope it works for you.

wankers, plonkers and the two-faced holier-than-thou tossers can sod off.

omo ibo - where's the vitriol coming from? surely, it's not about what happened @ the bridge or is it?

[quote author=baby_123]Whats your point? At least 70% of women wear skirts and shorts. Doesnt mean anything.
Now they are hallucinating. hahahahaha [/quote]like i said, i am only observing......
so are you wearing a miniskirt on your first date with sagaman?

stpat1: This is insulting!

take it like a man, this is nairaland!

[quote author=baby_123]I am enough excitement for a nerd. Thank you! You and Saga can have each other in lala land. You can keep cheering each other on, and admiring your predictable and uninteresting images or attention seeking abilities. . Thank you for your concern, still not interested in your buddy there.[/quote]take it easy....
i don't have a dog in this fight - just observing

[quote author=baby_123]I dont like desperate people. You are desperate now Saga

It will take you a minimum of 50years to even see my laps. ROTFLMAO.

My husband must have been long gone and my kids long married before i consider you. SMH[/quote]sagamite, did you see that?
she's already imagining show you her lap......

dayokanu: United took all 3 points at Stamford bridge I doubt any Chelsea fan would complain about losing in those circumstances

would the chelsea fans complain about losing to west brom

A drab draw at home to Fulham having 3 shots at goal all game making a total of 4 shots on target in 2 games in front of your own fans is a disgrace a bleeping disgrace.

you should go to court if it irks you.....why are you mourning more than nateevs and bluediva, it's a transitional season, negro!

The tool is comparing Rooneys situation to Torres . Rooney copped an injury in Munich in March 2010 making him useless for the title run-in in March 2010. Torres is simply plain USELESS

rooney went to the world cup that summer, came back fresh for the premier league and was anonymous in front of goal from august till january! drogba scored 5 league goals in an entire season twice in his chelsea career......dayo, go and stick your dïck in a diseased rhinoceros

[quote author=baby_123]
They are now cheering themselves on. How cute. See 1,000,000 saga's cannot even succeed.[/quote]he's already succeeded, your smileys are getting longer!

You even went as far as using stats. What a shame. The narcissist camp is deeply confused. This thing is really paining you people sha.

no pains....no stats
those were betting odds!

This girl doesnt want a bad boy or a puzzle. I dont have time for that nonsense.
I love nerds and good guys. So kpolli fits.

stop fronting - you want a bad boy in your life.
nerds are boring - we don't want you coming back to complain kpolli only discusses spiderman movies or bloomberg shares!

Annie1: Lol ... I'm sure it is ..

in nigeria? you would wife the most beautiful girl in UNILAG with a refurbished iphone 4s

dayokanu: This swine is back with his senseless posts. Which of these games were at home? Failing to score in 2 back to back home games

united took all the 3 points @ stamford bridge.....liverpool also clawed their way back to a 1-1 draw. you see, you are not very smart @ observing!

And Torres breaking the 10 hour mark. In 10hours only God knows what could have been achieved by serious players.

But we already know, Today its bertrand and Marin who conspired to freeze FernanDUD out.Hows the #Torres-under-Benitez-watch# 0 good games in 2.

rooney went 9 months without scoring from open play in 2010.....it's all part of the drill!

[quote author=baby_123]I am torturing him, and please dont come here and pretend. You are not any different. I have tried to ignore him, but he keeps trying hard. I will readily squash his attempts. [/quote]torture?
this is flirting at it's sterling quality - carry on!

sagamite, williamhill just narrowed the odds from 100/1 to 4/9......this is almost a done deal for you so I suggest you persevere more......good luck!

debosky: Didn't RDM lose to West Brom and draw with Swansea? The slump had started before Benitez left.

you would think chelsea had won every league game before benitez arrived with the way dayo has been screaming like a diseased hyena.......di matteo's last 4 league games were 2 losses and 2 boring draws.

SailorXY: do u think those men were not "rested" for Man City?

i hope they cop malaria before then - those idiotic old men...if giggs was on the pitch today, we would have lost...

baby_123 should stop fronting.....
how can you claim not to be interested and you are intensely playing the coquette?

the early goal cursed this match....
i knew united were always going to ease off and play a drab game. i was silently praying for an equaliser just before half time.....but then 3 points can't get me complaining!