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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 7:04pm On Nov 17, 2012
debosky: Now FT is off, let's see how much Chelski's game improves. cheesy
same dross whether torres plays or not...
sturridge played 90 mins without a goal - if that was torres, we wouldn't hear the end of it, we saw how hernandez engineered 3 goals in 45 mins last weekend! the flaw is obvious but some tools would continue to blame torres but won't blame the system and the lack of good service!
Literature › Re: Nairaland's Literary & Debating Day - Female Edition - "Battle Of Wits" by coogar: 6:27pm On Nov 17, 2012
focusstayed: Efemena let us phuck. do i need to be a frequent joke section member; i demand my share too
who is this baboon?
if you are this hörny - why not stick your cöck in a cow and let sane people enjoy this debate?
Literature › Re: Nairaland's Literary & Debating Day - Female Edition - "Battle Of Wits" by coogar: 6:15pm On Nov 17, 2012
[quote author=Efemena_xy]shocked shocked shocked

I knew it was just a matter of time before Zeus Hercules arrived! grin grin grin[/quote]i have a tool-alert on my phone that tells me a tool has been up to a mischief with my moniker. i have a zero tolerance for tools.....
Literature › Re: Nairaland's Literary & Debating Day - Female Edition - "Battle Of Wits" by coogar: 5:57pm On Nov 17, 2012
obadiah777: I KNOW THAT CRETIN COOGAR MUST BE INVOLVED IN THIS HERE DEBATE huh AFTERALL HE IS A WOMAN
it shall not be well with you....
homoerotic peasant like yourself who lost his viriginity to a man should never be allowed a voice on a public forum. anuofia - you want to take the frustration of your poverty-stricken background on me? you want to take the frustration of your intellectual sterility on me? may amadioha sodomise you without condoms!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by coogar: 5:46pm On Nov 17, 2012
bayern - very useless team!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 5:42pm On Nov 17, 2012
this muki na trouble maker o
where's the 5th goal and where are spurs' goals? yet you dey "gif" henry?
Car Talk › Re: Driving With One Hand ;style Or Abnormality by coogar: 5:34pm On Nov 17, 2012
Barbar2ndey: I have seen people driving with one hand and putting the other on d car door i want u guyz to contribute wat u think about this
it's an irresponsible way of driving....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 5:29pm On Nov 17, 2012
debosky: Regardless of whether the ball was bouncing or not, that was a reckless and dangerous tackle well deserving of a red card.

It may have been the turning point, but you cannot accuse a ref of ruining the game when he made the right decision.
it's a derby game
fans expect such.....i dunno why howard webb got intimidated by wilshere of all people....give adebayor a yellow and warn him sternly and let the game go on. red card with 72 mins left to play? jeeeeez - it ruined the spectacle
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 5:14pm On Nov 17, 2012
debosky: There was unanimous agreement, even from AVB and pundits that it was a red card. Mumubayor's tackle was dangerous, uncontrolled with studs showing. That is deserving of a red card any day of the week.
the tackle was high cos the ball was bouncing......the red card was the turning point though - howard webb ruined that match! spurs had arsenal pinned down until that moment!
Travel › Re: 60 Nigerians Deported From UK Over various offences by coogar: 3:57pm On Nov 17, 2012
Burger01: Senseless, you are simply incorrigible... Nairaland has members all over the world. Maybe you don't know that it's a pride to be an Nlander. Atleast one out of those 60 deportees would be an Nlander. Evidence ko.. Providence ni..Mtcheew.
whoever brought you to this forum must be running a circus cos you are a clown!
so because nairaland has members all over the world means there must be a nairaland member in the crime world of deportees? how old are you, burgerking? grin

sundaybam: They are not allowed to take any possession out of the country. Very bad. 9 years in uk without anything. undecided
that's a lie to draw empathy....
the police or border force are not interested in properties.....if the deportees have relatives/friends, they are free to ship the properties over to nigeria...the authorities are interested in the individuals not their properties....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 3:48pm On Nov 17, 2012
debosky: And shut him up we did. Good day at the office I say, a few mistakes but I'll take three points and 5 goals any day of the week. cool
spurs were robbed....
the adebayor incident was a yellow card - he went with one foot, not two!
until he got sent off, arsenal weren't in the game....
Travel › Re: 60 Nigerians Deported From UK Over various offences by coogar: 3:46pm On Nov 17, 2012
@davades

stop being a tool - those names could have been forged when they applied for their passports......the single most important factor is they are all nigerians - who cares whether they are from north, south, east or west?

justwise - if you don't start banning posters like this they would soon turn this place to politics section!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar:
dayokanu: The assist from Mata and Hazard, How come Torres is not profiting from it
90% of them are from set-pieces - hazard's first 6 assists were as a result of being hacked down in the box and lampard/mata scoring from the penalty spot - how's torres supposed to benefit from that?

mata's set pieces(corners and indirect freekicks) are lumped into a crowded box of players - of course, torres isn't the only one in the box so the probability gets smaller. chelsea have not scored from open play in about 3 weeks now.........use your head, man!

dayokanu: And How does Last seasons chart affect Hazard and Oscar?
nothing has changed - chelsea are 19th on the table in situational statistics league with 1 through-pass per game and 1 cross per game......how would falcao thrive in this useless team? in comparison, the other top clubs average 3-5 through-passes per game and about 6-9 more crosses per game than chelsea!
Travel › Re: 60 Nigerians Deported From UK Over various offences by coogar: 3:23pm On Nov 17, 2012
Burger01: Coogar, you mean you are a disgusting fool. OK, no wonder.. Sa park wella make I see better post..
cheeseburger01, provide evidence there are nairaland members among the deportees or tape it shut.........this is not your local beer parlour or mama nkechi peppersoup joint....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 2:57pm On Nov 17, 2012
Ibime: ^^^ Whats Bolton doing on that list? That was last season. What's his excuse this season?
same excuses persist!
chelsea don't create enough chances for their striker....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 2:40pm On Nov 17, 2012
dayokanu: Giroud scores again.

A new player in a foreign league while Torres keeps conjuring up excuses
how did he score? a magnificent work ethic from the flank by cazorla.....he got into a dangerous position and played a cross in. if that was hazard or oscar, they would be shooting on target from that acute angle.....you need to understand football before you can comment!

this is a graph of the clear cut chance for each club - compare chelsea with the other big clubs....swansea create more CCC than chelsea! giroud and torres cannot be in the same position on the scorer's chart....giroud is well supported, torres isn't...

https://cdn.eplindex.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/CCC-Created-and-Converted-vis-a-vis-Total-Goals-Scored.jpg
Travel › Re: 60 Nigerians Deported From UK Over various offences by coogar: 2:36pm On Nov 17, 2012
Burger01: So what is wrong if an Nlander is part of them? To you I am spouting nonsense? Pls, park wella joor. Mtcheew.. You don't understand my point
i don't understand your point because you have no point......
how can you be so sure a nairalander would be among the deportees? is this the kind of beer parlour gist you peddle around? you are a disgusting tool!
Travel › Re: 60 Nigerians Deported From UK Over various offences by coogar: 1:50pm On Nov 17, 2012
Billyonaire: Why would anyone stay in a foreign country illegally, when you know taht all acquisitions during those illegal years are actually illegal wealth whether you worked hard for it or not. Anyway, I am sure many of them are happy that they were deported, cos I can assure you, they may have been planning on how to save enough money to pay their flight back home with ghana-must-go bags. Meanwhile, I hope Shymmex comes back soon, so I can hire him as a truck driver. He has insulted Nigeria too much.
hahahaha - illegal wealth?
how's the wealth illegal? jeepers creepers.......
Travel › Re: 60 Nigerians Deported From UK Over various offences by coogar: 1:36pm On Nov 17, 2012
Burger01: Bros, I don talk my own so tay they won't listen. No place like home. I mean, see the humiliation. When I talk against people staying illegally in a shiite hole like uk Nlanders go talk. SMH..Wasted years. I know some Nlanders are part of those deported... Mtcheew
how are you so sure some nairalanders are part of the deportees?
you people just spout nonsense to feel relevant - deportees are normal people - some of them just got mixed with bad company or were unlucky to be at the right place @ the wrong time!
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Do You Stand With Illuminati Theories? by coogar: 11:59am On Nov 17, 2012
pastormustwacc: ^^^And also read up on history and articles and news going on all over the world. Did all you can about George bush lineage, the rothschilds and others. Trace things as far back as you can. Ask your grandpa of some facts if he is still alive. Dont just sit there and criticize without proving that all we saw is false.

You simply find it hard to believe, and so discredit it.
lord_reed is not intelligent.....
in his shoes, i would take each of the names mentioned here and do extensive research on those names, the lineage, the connection, etc before coming out to criticise. how can you not know something and you argue against people who know? only nigerians reason this way........when you don't know - you shut up and listen!
Travel › Re: 60 Nigerians Deported From UK Over various offences by coogar: 11:55am On Nov 17, 2012
patuwa2: Some of the Nigerians deported might be legal immigrants and free from crime. Due to racist factor, they will be expelled alongside the offenders and illegal migrants.
what do you think this is? state of anarchy?
if you are legal, you are legal - it takes about 2 mins for the border force agents to determine that with the mobile finger print device.....i have no doubt all the people deported are illegal immigrants. it's possible they were legal at some point but they overstayed their visas.....there's no racist factor involved here - it's either you are legal or illegal!
Travel › Re: 60 Nigerians Deported From UK Over various offences by coogar: 11:47am On Nov 17, 2012
justwise: 594 according to this link http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2185675/UK-taxpayers-foot-revamp-jails-Nigeria-Jamaica.html
thank you, justwise......
there are only 11,000 foreign prisoners in uk so it's not just possible to have 10,000 nigerian lags.....we are not that criminally minded.....and i am sure if you exclude immigration issues out, the number would be less than 100.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/08/article-0-1473875A000005DC-165_634x594.jpg
Travel › Re: 60 Nigerians Deported From UK Over various offences by coogar: 11:38am On Nov 17, 2012
Venchy: NOT ON POINT AT ALL

Why do we like to condone bad characters that tarnished Nigerian Image abroad.

Some of us ONLY have the intention of going abroad to STEAL, come back home with false money and makes the HARD WORKING ONES looks like they are fools.

For your information there are over 10k Nigerians alone in UK prison....Staggering amount of Nigerian citizen in jail let alone in other EUROPEAN countries jail, down to US and south America as well as African countries.

We also have the GOOD ONES working really hard, following the rules and regulations, paying their Taxes and cars are parked on the street with RESIDENTIAL PERMIT if you are residence, this are Basic rules to follow.

Some of my mate have been deported with couple of yrs of their arrival because some are on the Fast lane while some violate rules and over stayed.

I honestly can't understand how all you've said have got to do with the PRICE OF FISH.

My brother this is just the Problem we are having with our leaders and Religious leaders.....so why won't Ordinary people follows.

Thieves are nothing but thieves.

GOD PUNISH DEVIL.
that's untrue....
the number of prisoners in the uk(england, wales, scotland and northern ireland) is less than 90,000. you cannot tell me 1 in 9 uk prisoners is nigerian. the number of nigerian prisoners in the whole uk is less than 1200.....
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Do You Stand With Illuminati Theories? by coogar: 11:33am On Nov 17, 2012
[quote author=Lord_Reed]Lack of knowledge you are not going to remedy by way of proof so what good is your knowledge? I never made the claim to any special knowledge, you did! Prove it now becomes a story, who is fooling who?[/quote]you need me to do your own job for you, better hire a dog!
go on the internet or any good library and read voraciously.....you are ignorant - you don't even know what works......i have mentioned few names of the members of illuminati, i have told you the hierarchy, the history, etc.....yet, you want me to supply the video evidence and spoon feed you?

Very simple, prove that Illuminati is the World-dominating organisation you say it is, until you do it is simply a conspiracy theory.
check the profile of the names i have mentioned and tell me they are not dominating - the name illuminati(the enlightened ones) is enough proof these lots are carefully chosen - monarchs, rulers, world politicians, etc make up the numbers......you are arguing against logic to tap from my resources(i ain't buying that crap from you) - go and do your own research and come back here!
Travel › Re: 60 Nigerians Deported From UK Over various offences by coogar: 11:26am On Nov 17, 2012
kachy: It is being reported that at least 60 Nigerians resident in the United Kingdom have been deported because of various criminal offences. While some of the deportees had contravened immigration rules, others were deported for their involvement in crimes such as rape, stealing, smoking and selling of hard drugs. Some were also deported because they  used fake visa or engaged in fake marriages.

Some of the deportees at the airport said they had lived in the UK for long but could not get residence permit. They narrated their experiences to PM News and gave reasons for their deportation.

Bathlomew Sunday, an indigene of Anambra State, southeast Nigeria, said that he lived in UK for nine years but could not get residence permit. Sunday said he had to engage in a contract marriage to get the permit but was later caught by the British immigration, which deported him to Nigeria. He said he was not allowed to take any of his possessions before he was deported, adding that it was at the airport that he discovered other Nigerians were also deported. Sunday explained that the British government made it difficult for immigrants, especially Nigerians, to get residence permit, saying that they didn’t plan to stay there illegally.

Another deportee, Daniel Uche, who hails from Enugu State, said that the global economic meltdown has made it difficult to get jobs in the UK, thus many Nigerians are struggling to survive. Uche said there are no jobs for foreigners in UK, and to survive, many engage in shady businesses.

Also, Peter Nkwocha from Delta State said he travelled to UK about seven years ago, but he was arrested and later deported because he was wrongly accused of rape. Though he said he denied the allegation, he was arrested and later deported when the British authorities discovered he had a ‘contract’ marriage during investigation.

From their accounts, it is clear that they knew they had committed some offences – staying in UK illegally without residence permit, having ‘contract’ marriages, engaging in shady businesses and more. Isn’t it sad that Nigerians have to resort to committing such crimes just because they want to live in foreign countries such as the UK.

http://www.bellanaija.com/2012/11/15/60-nigerians-deported-from-uk-over-contract-marriages-visa-scams-criminal-offences/
the unfortunate ones......
it's bad enough they are illegal immigrants - to add crime to it can only lead to deportation. contract marriage is a serious offence and any foreigner convicted for more than 12 months these days gets automatic deportation! when there's life there's hope......these lots should start all over again!

engrfcuksmtin: Igbos huh huh huh
shut up your mouth and don't bring senseless bigotry to this section!
Travel › Re: 60 Nigerians Deported From UK Over various offences by coogar: 10:39am On Nov 17, 2012
Vicjustice: The English is so horrible, i'm not blaming it on the poster, i mean, the composition of the report (with punctuation errors and series of missing definite articles etc) is awful embarassed
https://i580.photobucket.com/albums/ss246/Verflutcheisinyourface/GrammarPolice.jpg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 10:11am On Nov 17, 2012
it has been confirmed that okada riders make up 98% of chelsea fanbase - so when i see quacks like diggz and 1025 then i am certain they are typing with their helmets on! even after producing facts and figures, you tools are still deluded.......
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Do You Stand With Illuminati Theories? by coogar: 10:07am On Nov 17, 2012
neophyte007: @Coogar, @Charloski and @Choclay8ee, you guys are like the 3 wise men of the bible,because your posts are well researched and correspond with certain things I have been taught from the Book of Revelations.
i appreciate.....
the thing about people like lord-reed is their lack of knowledge.....people that are not knowledgeable are supposed to be quiet - they are supposed to listen and learn not discarding what the eggheads are telling them! illuminati can be traced back as far as 2134(before christ) from their canaanite roots to rome......i don't wanna say much about this ish - but this chosen few of enlightened folks operate at a higher level bigger than kanye/jay-z!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 12:33am On Nov 17, 2012
@ united, the wingers, midfielders all play for the strikers. there's no selfish football, alex ferguson would not stand for such rubbish.....the wingers/fullbacks are the ones tasked to provide the crosses - the strikers are meant to benefit from the crosses. it must be down to di matteo's instructions or complete ignorance........we have seen fergie, capello, mancini and even redknapp voice out where they want certain players to play - di matteo's silence over this issue must be because he gave such instructions - you cannot have a striker on the flanks delivering 50 crosses and expect him to score - would torres score from his own cross?

arrrrrrrrrrgh - chelsea are such a useless outfit!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 12:04am On Nov 17, 2012
dayokanu: Last season you told us Lampard was Torres problem and always advocated playing Mata behind Torres.

You said Torres needs technical players to score, Now Chelsea has not 1 but 3 technical players and now the story has changed to MAZACAR hates Torres

I laff in gurumaharaji
so why has the introduction of MAZACAR left chelsea 3rd on the league table and also struggling to qualify on europe? there's a disconnect somewhere - think deep and make deductions......why is torres making 50 crosses to falcao's 6? torres should be receiving 50 crosses and scoring from them - not the other way round! can you not see MAZACAR's tendencies to drift inwards rather than outwards is working against torres?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:49pm On Nov 16, 2012
dayokanu: The same technical players you and nateevs told us would help Torres are now working against him LOL
you need to watch chelsea play to really understand what we are saying here - otherwise it's a waste of time! i just watched the chelsea-liverpool again this evening and it was a catastrophe of mistakes after mistakes, wrong decisions from MAZACAR.....they are the reason chelsea went from 1st to 3rd within a month......lost to united @ home, couldn't beat liverpool at home as well!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:23pm On Nov 16, 2012
debosky: **Singing** Torres The Neverending Story. . . . grin grin
he has been mistreated @ chelsea - it's just so obvious now - his teammates would never ever pass to him......the great falcao has only 25% chance conversion(aided by penalty kicks) - which means falcao only scores 1 goal out of every 4 chances he gets.....i cannot remember torres having 4 chances in a match ever since he joined chelsea but charlatans like ibime and dayo want him to match falcao.....

in the game against liverpool, the first 10 mins of the first half - ramirez, oscar and hazard had the simplest of tasks of just laying it on the plate for torres but they chose the "go for glory" difficult shots.....i dunno how di matteo can still keep his job watching this nonsense game after game and not addressing it.....if i were torres, i would have beaten hazard and oscar to a pulp.......chelsea still play torres like drogba(isolated)!

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