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Family › Re: Instructions For Mrs Woman by coogar: 9:40pm On Nov 13, 2012
[quote author=Efemena_xy]I didn't flex a single facial muscle let alone crack a smile.

So you owe me $500. Actually, make it £500 sef...[/quote]na lie.....
you cracked up......who would watch that and not laugh till the sinews creak?
Family › Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by coogar: 9:31pm On Nov 13, 2012
chaircover: cooogar are you ok huh that statement sounds soooooooooooooo lipsrsealed tongue
you can envy tulisa's jewellery and i cannot comment that a guy's shirt is crisp? cheiii- see what europe has turned madam chaircover to......if you see me n my brother walking shoulder to shoulder you would conclude we are faggöts, right?
Family › Re: Instructions For Mrs Woman by coogar: 9:21pm On Nov 13, 2012
[quote author=BABE!]By God? That is very blasphemous to begin with. undecided

If I want something from my man "in bed", I'm supoosed to talk to God about it? HorseShit!


Deputy ko, Vice ni . . . Human to God?. . . What do humans/animals take themselves for sef?

Man of God my face! How many men are truly "men of God"? Coogar, when last did you "visit" the bible app on your phone? grin A yeye man/ a non-man of God isn't qualified to experience the love and roles of a real woman/woman of God!

Food and s-e-x ? Very wordly examples by "God". Why not hunger for the word of God?
[/quote]i read my bible everyday - i'm a man of God too....
Family › Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by coogar: 9:00pm On Nov 13, 2012
that program is too ewwwww for me, i only watch to gaze at dr jessen's shirts - phew! that dude is a power dresser!
Family › Re: Mummy Of Many Nations by coogar: 8:56pm On Nov 13, 2012
tpia1: It might be one of the interview ladies, i'm guessing.

Didnt say it was you.

This matter of emails has been discussed many times previously and i cant be opening threads all the time to let whoever is in charge of the email system, know i'm not receiving them?
you have to reply the email first before the exchange of messages can start...it's a way of protecting members from stalkers, pickpockets, ritualists and the 96% of the members who are weed smokers cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 8:51pm On Nov 13, 2012
BlueDiva: 50 million pounds of worth ethics? Me sef get work ethics and i go cost only 1 million pounds.
you are too weak to compete aerial ball with yaya toure...
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Do You Stand With Illuminati Theories? by coogar: 7:00pm On Nov 13, 2012
[quote author=Lord_Reed]If the Illuminati is a behind the scenes operator why should they allow you to know all about them and not shut you up? If you are capable of exposing their agenda why shouldn't they shut you up? By exposing their "secret" plan for world domination are you not a risk and an obstacle? Why have you not at least been warned?[/quote]christ - there's no secret anywhere........it's just that there's no credible evidence to nail them to any misdemeanour! me? obstacle? are you an obstacle to jonathan goodluck if he decides to loot nigeria? you know these things are happening but there's nothing you can do about it! stop making it sound like they are mere mortals.....they aren't!
Family › Re: Instructions For Mrs Woman by coogar: 6:41pm On Nov 13, 2012
[quote author=Sisi_Kill]So we are posting messages from Satan now?! undecided

God Help us![/quote]satan ke?
whether you like it or not - it's a man's world and you are trapped in it.....
speaking of "trapped", i dedicate this song to you......if you watch this with a straight face, i owe you $500!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3y1WNX8XLc
Family › Re: Mummy Of Many Nations by coogar: 6:11pm On Nov 13, 2012
tpia1: I meant ask general non-specific questions such as when did you join nl, who is your favorite nler ( dont have any), which section do you like best ( hard to tell), who is the most annoying, etc etc.
general non-specific questions? what do i wanna do with that? everyone knows when you registered on nairaland....your profile has answers to all those type of questions...i am particular about the being inside you....

Anything outside of that, the alfa no gree, but maybe denzel can help you there.
don't let me invoke amadioha to strike your alfa dead! the dude is pissing me off already! what ties have you got with a witchdoctor?

And, you know we'll still fight, so carry go.
I'm black abeg.
i am not here to fight - i just want to get deep into the solitary mind of tpia.....i'm sure a lot of posters also want to unravel the mystery surrounding tpia so start talking - you are wasting time....

you're black? for real?
i have always thought you are caucasian.....wonders shall never end!

tpia1: Btw someone sent me a nl pm.
Didnt get it, same way i never got the other five or six previous ones from before.

Yes, i checked my email and there was nothing there.
i'm sure it's dayokanu or debosky
they want to get in your knickers - ignore those infidels
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:09pm On Nov 13, 2012
Hugoboi: Definitely not in a million years. Smalling is technically gifted but lacks the ruggedness of Ryan Shawcross. Little wonder Benteke gave him a torrid time for the most part of the game.
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Christianity Etc › Re: Where Do You Stand With Illuminati Theories? by coogar:
torkaka: can't believe a graduate wrote this grin grin grin grin
i am not even sure you have been to any citadel of learning before.....

[quote author=Lord_Reed]And they have so much control yet they don't know the real person behind the NL coogar handle to shut him/her up so their "secrets" are safe? C'mon, please tell us the other one.[/quote]what secrets?
they don't need to shut me up - i am insignificant to these people as far as they are concerned....you don't just accuse people of belonging to a cult - you would have to prove it that they do and you would have to prove they have committed crime.....it's not about what i have against them but about what i can prove!

besides - that they are cult does not mean they drink blood or other useless fetishism we engage in back home. these are just mega-powerful individuals who help one another in the area of economy and politics......if someone tries to cross their paths, they won't hesitate to remove the obstacle though!
Family › Re: Mummy Of Many Nations by coogar: 4:09pm On Nov 13, 2012
tpia1: The alfa advised that.
you need prayers....
where was this fake alfa with his red miniskirt when you said this:

tpia1: you can ask your question here- what do you want to know?
Crime › Re: My Experience With Swindlers by coogar: 1:50pm On Nov 13, 2012
[quote author=trae_z]She didn't count well at first. They probably counted along and aloud with her at first shouting wrong figures/wrong maths, but she was too pleased at the bargain or the ease of transaction so it skipped her mind.

If she had discovered the shortage initially they would have probably apologized, completed the money and then wait for another try/maga.[/quote]she did - the rogues hypnotise their victims.....
one of my good friends was a victim and he's so smart when it comes to money but even with his smartness, he got murked!
Crime › Re: My Experience With Swindlers by coogar:
berem: Anytime I want to change dollars,I always go to this paricular bereau de change located at Allen Avenue to get the naira equivalent.Unluckily for me,last week wednesday,someone gave me 200 dollars and I decided to go change it at the same place.

Instead of me to change the money at my usual place,I decided to change it with a guy I met at the road side.the guy told me its 157naira to a dollar.I told him 160naira which he agreed.after giving me 32000naira,I counted it twice and they too counted it.

I gave them the 200 dollars and left.just few steps away,I noticed the money was not bulky anymore.it was in 1000notes anyway.I felt something was wrong.I stopped and recounted the money only to find out that the money was in deficit! I was left with 20000naira.

I screamed and when I turned back,I couldn't find the swindlers.they were gone! I went back and asked the traders around that place if they saw the guy and his friend,they said they didn't.a security man I met there told me they are swindlers and that is how they swindle people who come to change dollars.I was furious!

The security guy told me to get a policeman to help me out.Police ke? Long process,writing statement,I felt it won't be necessary.I just left and forgot about it.

I don't know if there are other people who also have witnessed such incident,but people should beware of changing hard currency especially with men who walk along the road on allen avenue.

They are SWINDLERS! They hurriedly meet you with calculator and ask if you wanna change money.please ignore them!
you must be speaking the truth.....
a friend of mine told me this same story a month ago but i discarded the story cos he's always high on star lager beer.......he also mentioned somewhere around alade market on allen avenue.....he drove there, did the exchange and counted it several times only to discover some parts were missing, by the time he drove back.....he couldn't find the guys and people told him its a normal occurrence around there.....


my question is - why don't these people warn the victims before or during these evil transactions? i am beginning to think these sympathisers are part of the gang! their role is to slow down the victims with talking - to create enough time for the criminals to run and hide! these people can be caught - next time, station about 20 men around the area and play along with the rogues......walk away and let your men follow them and arrest them!
Family › Re: Taking 'the Vow' Put A Strain On Relationships? by coogar: 1:19pm On Nov 13, 2012
[quote author=uj_sizzle]With the ever growing divorce rate I've come to notice that most relationships(dating) last longer than the marital ones.
Do you think getting married puts a strain on couples because they suddenly realise that they're obligated to stay together?
They begin to find fault in eachother, and things which could have been overlooked prior to marriage suddenly becomes unbearable.
Then we talk about infidelity; it seems to be rampant with married couples than unmarried ones.

My question is, does taking the vow do somethin to some couples psych?[/quote]taking the vow does nothing - human beings are just more immoral these days which is aided by civilisation and human rights!
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Do You Stand With Illuminati Theories? by coogar: 12:45pm On Nov 13, 2012
[quote author=Lord_Reed]Will you people quit this Illuminati rubbish? Illuminati is so secret yet you know their members, their hierarchy, their history, etc. I beg make I hear word. So if the Illuminati control all the media how come you conspiracy minded buffs can make videos and post on the internet without being censored? Why are there so many websites "proving" their existence yet they've not been shutdown? How is it Google even returns results for Illuminati at all?

Gosh people and rumor mongering![/quote]because you need evidence to link any of them to the cult group.....i know the hierarchy, their members, their history! i know someone who knows someone who listened to the las words of a dying man(who is one of their members) some years ago.......the facts are not far-fetched.....the events, the time-logs, the flights, the hotel bookings, digital footprints, 2pac's murder, the police cover up, etc.....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 11:36am On Nov 13, 2012
proudly9ja: Its sad but its the truth. To think that we used to have players like Henry, Cesc, Pires, players who in their time could be classified as one of the best in the world. Look at what AW as turned us to?

But its our team and as we fight for a better tomorrow, we must also still continue to support the team.
I remember telling dudu that these big teams will find a way of circumventing the FFP thing. The guy no gree.
this is why dudu does not come on nairaland again......
his "youth policy" and "FFP" theories have all gone belly up.....we warned him almost 3 seasons ago that big clubs would circumvent the so called FFP but he refused to listen..

even without the evil machinations of the big clubs, premier league bosses have gone all out to re-negotiate tv deals with foreign countries. these deals altogether is about £5 billion and it has Ben estimated league leaders could pocket £100m from tv rights alone.......bottom clubs would net about £70m for playing in the premier league......very soon stoke fc would be able to afford iniesta or david villa!
Family › Re: Parents Please Beware... by coogar: 10:57am On Nov 13, 2012
[quote author=A.E.]http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151144553172849&set=a.10150258394177849.318084.559117848&ty[/quote]so what's this supposed to prove? they did what you are doing here - someone posted a pic added a story to it and people are commenting !

there was a pic of a guy with some massive cuts all over his body - when nigerians got hold of the picture - they cooked up a story that the victim was a nigerian woman that cheated on her boyfriend and got chopped with a machete.....

few days later, it was later revealed the victim was actually a man that was mauled by pitbull terriers in one drug neighbourhood in los angeles several years ago!
Family › Re: Parents Please Beware... by coogar: 10:38am On Nov 13, 2012
Siena: Bro, I'm no computer programme geek, I'm an Automobile Engineer. So I could be fooled by a clever Photoshop. But if this is truly a doctored picture, then whoever did the work is sick, worse than a beast. Of all the subjects of a Photoshop, it had to be such a disgusting image involvong a child?

Don't blame the average Nigerian, for being taken in by a clever Photoshop (that's assuming it is). I too can deceive you with issues within my field - engineering. Everyone is master of their own profession, and even the smartest people can be taken in by clever manipulation.
people are sick these days, i agree with you on that but then look at the pic carefully....the dude's belt was undone.....the trousers looked exactly the way it would look if nothing was happening, no ruffles and the fly/zipper looked like it should be if a guy is just sitting down!
then again, this pic came out and there's no picture the culprit was arrested - the mother of the victim was nowhere to be seen or heard? haaaaaaaa - story tellers should be arrested for spreading nonsense!
Family › Re: Parents Please Beware... by coogar: 9:52am On Nov 13, 2012
[quote author=A.E.]Stumbled across this picture and it made me remember a saddening story which I heard a few weeks ago.
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/536558_10151144553172849_1989155178_n.jpg
A certain Barrister went to pick his daughter from school one hot afternoon. En route home, he beheld what he termed disgusting. The Toyota camry ahead of him had two occupants; a little girl (below age six) and the driver of the car. The driver was 'fingering' the little girl and she innocently kept quiet. He drove after them and when the driver drove into a house, he drove in with them. When the occupants of the Camry alighted, he also alighted his car. A woman came out of the house welcoming the little girl: she was obviously the mother of the child. The Barrister gave the insane driver a thunderous slap. The driver wondering what he had done was trying to defend himself. In the process, he received thorough beatings from the man. At the end, the man narrated the occurence to the mother of the child who could do nothing but cry uncontrollably. And guess what, she was a full time house wife. One would wonder what she was doing at home that she couldn't spare a few minutes to go get her baby from school.

Parents, please be careful who watches over your children in your absence..[/quote]nigerians and their uncanny ability to attach a fake story with a pic.....
first and foremost, that picture is the work of photoshop......jeeez, why can't you people see beyond your nose? this was how a whole nation of educated peops believed it was oshiomole that was having fellatiö the other time and many added several conflicting fake stories to it!

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