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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:02pm On Nov 16, 2012
dayokanu: If he doesnt start games and he plays only 3-5mins that now brings us to something else much more important. Why is Torres not starting games for his NT?

Do they view him as a liability or he is simply not good enough?
that's down to tactics - not torres' fault!
it would be a crying shame for you to opine spain has no centre forward of note to deputise for torres. it's not like torres was dropped for another striker in euro 2012, the manager just wanted more midfielders in the midfield to compensate for the dodgy defence missing puyol!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar:
dayokanu: You told us Torres has been great playing for Spain but since June 2010 he has scored a measly 7 goals in 27 appearances

He has been horrible for club and country in the last 2 yrs
stop arguing like an amateur.....the number of appearances means shyte when torres is concerned as half of those appearances are 3-5 mins cameo! you should concentrate on why torres has copped 50 crosses to falcao's 6......who is feeding off torres' crosses? you should concentrate on the fact that torres has created more chances than falcao in spite of playing less minutes than falcao.....i ask again, is torres a striker for chelsea or what?

in euro 2012, statistics have it down that torres and ronaldo copped 5 appearances each but ronaldo copped 480 mins on the pitch while torres copped less than half of that(189 mins) - how can we come to a reasonable conclusion measuring torres stats based on his number of appearances, huh?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 10:09pm On Nov 16, 2012
are you aware falcao played 900 mins more abi you have lost the ability to read? torres copped more % duel won than falcao(but torres is weak according to the idiòts here)
Family › Re: ..... by coogar: 9:49pm On Nov 16, 2012
armyofone: the only thing i want to be clear abt is: standing at the door is now physical contact? let's say the guy was sitting somewhere in the living room and madam by the door when the argument started, now he got up and shove his lady...so who made the physical contact here? enlighten me oh Coogar shocked
standing by the door itself is not a criminal offence but give way when others want to pass....why must she stand by the door knowing her other half intends to pass....if she stands there as an obstacle denying her husband the space to pass through then she's fishing for trouble......

locking all the doors so that he can pound her well well? mba, i no like this ya style.
the husband would pound the door, he wouldn't pound her......
if a woman knows she's going to miss her partner by allowing him to walk out of the house then she should lock the door, hide the keys before starting he queries. if the man tries to walk away and meets the doors locked, he would be forced to stay - men can understand such but don't stand in the way and turn yourself to a bouncer - you would get shoved!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:26pm On Nov 16, 2012
denzel2009: Statistics to favour the dud abi...
This nko?
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/11/15/article-2233658-160D02BA000005DC-647_306x235.jpg
the stats throw up an interesting debate once more.....
why is there a difference between the way torres plays for chelsea and the way he plays for spain?

i don't think i have ever seen a sight more times than torres with his arms up unmarked at the far post. it happens once or twice per game these days @ chelsea....it's crazy how greedy some of their players are.

as per the torres/falcao stats......
compare and contrast - look at the number of crosses torres has made since 2011 in comparison to falcao.....look at the number of chances torres has created in comparison to falcao.......you then have to ask yourself, is torres really a striker for chelsea or just a playmaker?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 7:24pm On Nov 16, 2012
sleekdot: I get am before no be property my broda!!! cheesy grin
https://cdn.whoscored.com/img/blog/2012%2f7%2fShot-Stats.jpg

he's still got it as the stat shows - torres beasted mario gomez
Family › Re: Some Nigerian Men And Their Popular "I Will Marry U Syndrome" by coogar: 3:45pm On Nov 16, 2012
SELFWORTH: If it was so easy, why are divorce rates so high?
because people want to eat their cake and have it........
Family › Re: As A Teen, Did You Do Anything To Stimulate Hair Growth? by coogar: 2:44pm On Nov 16, 2012
kitty kat: Does meth spirit really stimulate hair growth or is it a myth?
it does!!!

cheddarking: Damn...
I was a spirit abuser back in the day still...
It didnt work.
well, different strokes for different folks!
it worked so well for me - i began to notice few strands at first - these strands were so unusual and they were really long(my friends used to laugh at me then)
Family › Re: As A Teen, Did You Do Anything To Stimulate Hair Growth? by coogar: 2:40pm On Nov 16, 2012
cheddarking: I've never been able to grow a proper beard. I haven't had a shave in over 6 weeks, and I have only a little bit of stubble to show for it..
you're lucky then.....
i started rubbing spirit as early as 12......most of my friends had facial hair by then and i thought i was being left out of the groovy train - the chics in my school wanted the boys with facial hair and labelled the rest as "small" boys......i wasn't having it so i attacked the first aid box in the house and was literally splashing my face with spirit....few years later, i succeeded in drawing out a massive facial hair!
Family › Re: As A Teen, Did You Do Anything To Stimulate Hair Growth? by coogar: 11:58am On Nov 16, 2012
guilty....
i rubbed methylated spirit on my chin everyday to stimulate facial hair....now i am sick of it i am considering laser hair removal!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 12:22am On Nov 16, 2012
chamotex: By the way, where is Duduspace?
Is he waiting for United to crumble before he comes back here or he's still waiting for the youth team and reserve team players he tagged as the next best thing to deliver?
duduface stopped watching football.....
he's given up on the youth project - the FFP he relied on doesn't seem to be working and he must have heard united's debt has been reduced from £800m to £350m......
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 11:16pm On Nov 15, 2012
thank heavens united have already faced arsenal - by the time everyone gets back to the team, arsenal would be unstoppable! the month of november has always been a freak month for arsenal but i expect them to kick on if they can keep their back 5 fit!
Family › Re: What Is Romantic Love To You And In What Form Does It Come? by coogar: 10:53pm On Nov 15, 2012
ileobatojo: But doesn't this make you 'deluded that fiery romantic love must be everlasting'?
preferring a woman with boöbs isn't a fiery romantic love....
preference comes before everything....even before i hit puberty.....my mum said i have always been fascinated with boöbs - it took me 3 yrs to leave her böobs alone so the result of who i am today has nothing to do with romance - it's an innate obsession! tongue

romantic love is a wonderful way to start - who doesn't like the buzz attached to a new relationship(gifts, dinner dates, frequent calls, wild sex, etc) but that relationship would not get anywhere unless both parties are willing and able to see each other as who they truly are....

the basis of any lasting relationship is founded on the love that springs not in spite of but
because of the other person's weaknesses and imperfections, because without a doubt, it's our flaws that make us human! we can only seek an everlasting romantic love with angels - you won't achieve that with mere mortals!
Family › Re: What Is Romantic Love To You And In What Form Does It Come? by coogar: 10:25pm On Nov 15, 2012
ileobatojo: That's rich coming from someone who's love is based on the firmness of his spouse's breasts. angry

Sorry, not trying to derail thread.
my love is not based on boöbs...it thrives because of böobs otherwise i would be a flaming faggöt!
Family › Re: What Is Romantic Love To You And In What Form Does It Come? by coogar: 10:08pm On Nov 15, 2012
Sagamite: Sho! shocked
Are you sure it is not the hallucinating impact of weed you are describing here. grin
The one that makes one blur out "Oh la la laa! Johnny, I am on cloud fcking NINE"! grin
exactly....

Blame their useless girl/women's magazines. cool
the cinderella stories are the cause....
all these women grew up listening to the prince/princess stories that ends with "and they lived happily ever after".....happily ever after? most of the characters in play came from broken families but the fairy tales still fooled each and everyone of us with this happily ever after delusion.....

years after, these girls grew up envisioned with what " love" is supposed to be and the delusion keeps them thinking that "true love" is still out there waiting for them! a lot of women are still stuck in this wash&rinse cycle of romantic love because they are deluded fiery romantic love must be everlasting!
Family › Re: What Is Romantic Love To You And In What Form Does It Come? by coogar: 9:43pm On Nov 15, 2012
Sagamite: What is love then?
love is far deeper - when one is in love, it's a feeling of completeness....there's a feeling that something one has missed all his life has suddenly returned, the feeling makes one levitate above the ordinary world....there's a difference between "true love" and "limerence"(romantic love or whatever they call it)...

romantic love on the other hand is a fairy-tale: it's a feeling of what we want our partner to be rather than accepting them for who they truly are.....women have been cooked up with this myth that there's a prince in a shiny armour waiting for them out there....and it makes them place an unrealistic demand on their romantic partner.

romantic love never produces human relationships as long as its "romantic" because we are in love with our own fantastical creations rather than the other person for who they really are.....all we keep doing is expecting our partners to make us happy like the fairy tales described it but ask people who have been married to their partners half of their lives and they would tell you it's not the adrenaline rush kinda love today's women crave that has sustained them!
Family › Re: Face With A Divorce Decision And I Need Ur Candid Advice by coogar: 9:23pm On Nov 15, 2012
get your mother out of the house, your missus isn't comfortable around her and mos women won't put up with that too....then break the shackles tied to her ankles by her mum. the only problem i see here are the third parties you guys have allowed to creep into the marriage. get a new apartment from your mum....kindly tell your mother in law to let your wife be too.....if she's a good mother, she would let her daughter go to the church of the son in law. what kind of marriage is this when husband and wife attend different churches on sundays?

this is your marriage, your life and most importantly innocent children who didn't ask for this....get a grip and start acting like the captain of the ship! talk sense to your wife and her mother! if kids were not involved, i would have asked you to walk away quietly but this is a complex situation now.....you need to work out a solution and keep your wife!
Family › Re: What Is Romantic Love To You And In What Form Does It Come? by coogar: 9:13pm On Nov 15, 2012
for me, romantic love is not love but a complex of attitudes about love....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:23pm On Nov 15, 2012
[img]http://cadfael.tv/image/src/1352928097133.gif[/img]

is this the best goal ever scored in the history of association football?
Family › Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by coogar: 1:27pm On Nov 15, 2012
Jallowbalde: why, thank you, dear sir/madamsmiley

Ah, bulls again. "a likelihood". If my husband was stupid enough to fall into "likelihood" of cheating cause I got saggy bo*bs, then fa*k him all the way out the damn house.
you're getting over-excited, calm down!

And I am moved by what I see as well, I even took my own damn husband as an example. He has some really bad scars on his face, they bother HIM at times, but not me. Its part of his history, and part of his beauty. It is part of everything about him.
i guess what you heard superceded what you saw. cheesy

And I dont get any pillow-talks at night. Lol. I married a fulani bush-man, you think they are teached that kinda crap? grin
oops, ma bad
Family › Re: Some Nigerian Men And Their Popular "I Will Marry U Syndrome" by coogar: 1:25pm On Nov 15, 2012
thorpido: I tried these for many years.I be good guy and the girls like me for that.When you ask them to marry you,na dat time you go know say,'be friends with her,get to know her and love her no dey enough for Nigerian babes.
you have to complete "other duties" as well.....you can't just be a good guy and think a woman would get high on your goodness. some of the rich boys taking the girls from you are good too, if not better! one thing you must understand is there's a competition out there, a very fierce one if i may add. treat a girl right, make her laugh and she is all yours(by default)!

thorpido: Abi o.Some people have it work for them easier but it's a big tasl for others.I see people who married their classmates or someone in the same office etc.when i became friends with a colleague hoping something might come out of it,she chose 'Olorunsogo' like most ladies.It's not easy for a man getting a wife in this generation.
you need to step your game - maybe you were "too good" for her.....you can't be "too good" or "too soft"....too much of everything is bad and most chics dont like men that are sissies. strike a balance between being good and being firm!
Family › Re: Some Nigerian Men And Their Popular "I Will Marry U Syndrome" by coogar: 12:45am On Nov 15, 2012
maclatunji: Ok, you just pick a random female and do all of the above? Wow! I must be foolish or something.
you can't be too careful and you cannot be too careless!
choosing a wife should not be as ambiguous like people make it to be. you already know what you want in a woman....go for your specs! explore what's in her head, if she meets your requirements then bingo! wetin remain?
Family › Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by coogar: 12:43am On Nov 15, 2012
Jallowbalde: And there you go again; indicating that if a woman does NOT surgery up her body, her husband will go and cheat.

Bulls.
there's a likelihood....
men are moved by what they see - women by what they hear.....i am a man - what do you know about a carrier of the xy chromosomes asides the patronising pillow talks you listen to every night!
Family › Re: Some Nigerian Men And Their Popular "I Will Marry U Syndrome" by coogar: 12:29am On Nov 15, 2012
maclatunji: I don't know about popularity, but I do know that finding/choosing a wife is a big decision for any man and there are several issues/factors to be considered if you want to get it right. Personally, I am not very bothered with where I am "relationship wise". It's extraneous variables that cause problems. God's guidance will see me through.
what's so big-dealish in choosing a wife?
be friends with her, get to know her, talk to her.....love her!
what else?
Family › Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by coogar: 12:14am On Nov 15, 2012
slimyem: I could care less.....
Like getting implants and a vag reconstruction would stop him from humping someone else if he wants to in the first place...
Pfft!!
maybe......you never know!
not getting yourself refurbished would give him the perfect excuse to hump another female like a camel grin cheesy

If imma do it(highly improbable anyways..),imma do it for me not so some d1ckhead wont find its way to another hole...
and it has not occurred to you that whatever you do for yourself in marriage is also for your husband? you got a lot to learn, slim!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 12:09am On Nov 15, 2012
it's too early to tell - all i know is torres has improved a by from the dross of the previous seasons in a blue shirt - things can only get better! the understanding between chelsea's front four would improve and torres would flourish!

torres was new to liverpool in 2007 when he painted this league red!! it took him less than 30 mins to breach mourinho's rigid defence...as a newbie! so whatever fletcher, papiss or van persie have done, torres did it many moons ago!
Family › Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by coogar:
slimyem: smh!!
i pity the woman already....
or you envy her.......
continue to deceive yourself - your eyes would open when your husband puts you in a recycle bin and start humping a younger version of you......
Family › Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by coogar: 11:46pm On Nov 14, 2012
slimyem: So for all the men here(Coogar and Siena especially) who want their wives looking like a teen till forever,you know there's a condition called "pelvic prolapse" in which the vag turns inside out like a worn-out sock and hang between the legs as women grow older/after childbirth(exceedinly long phases of labour)..
Would you also have/require your wives fix that so they remain young for you?
of course....vag renovation or reconstruction! thanks to science!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:44pm On Nov 14, 2012
Ibime: Stop shifting dates ninja. 2 months after your statement you started attacking Lamps all because of Shekpe keeper. 2011 till now is not 2 years.
if i was assessing lampard in july 2011 - which season exactly do you think i was basing his performance on? obviously it's the season between aug 2010 and may 2011. the season hadn't even started last year when i made those comments so shut it!

The same Lamps you are talking about covered the moat ground per minute for Chelsea last season.
ground coverage means f@ck all to me!
it's not the distance covered that i am enthused about but how much impact made in a match? who gives a rat about the distance covered?

Whilst you were busy writing him off he was busy making the difference in the UCL.
All your rants are solely tied in to shekpe keeper.
which yeye difference? why did it take him gazillion years to make this difference in europe? took lampard about a decade in one of the most expensive teams ever assembled to win the holy grail - difference indeed! this was the same lampard that lost home/away to ryan giggs' midfield in 2011....ryan giggs was 37 then! grin

You used to be Mata no 1 fan last season and now for same reason you keep dissing Mata labelling him self seeking. All because of shekpe keeper.
who said mata isn't still my number one?
he's the best midfielder in this league - david silva is a pretender! mata is my number one from his day one in the premier league! it still does not mean mata is 100% perfect - there's always room for improvement!

If Mikel played behind shekpe keeper you would give him same treatment as well.
mikel is boss!
forget story - asking mikel to do his job and lampard's job together is a big ask! even when lampard messes up, the english media quickly shifts the blame to mikel or luiz(2 big scapegoats)!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 11:30pm On Nov 14, 2012
sleekdot: Now tell us the lots of chances Torres has been getting from the intelligence of the midfield?

Where are the goals you told us he would score from the sheer amount of chances created.

"is capable of bringing back the Torres of old that creates chances for himself" LOL Torres that cant even take chances created for him, Lets not worry about the Its capable of creating chances for himself

So the first 2 bolded

1) When would Torres start getting lots of chances from the Intelligent midfielders?

2) Where are the goals you told us he would score from the sheer amount of chances created.

When you goof or made an error of judgment, the ideal thing is to admit.

I adjudged Van persie as finished 3 years ago and incapable of scoring over 15 goals per season. Now he has changed and i raise my hand for that
dayokanu, you embarrass yourself when you come up with shyte like this.....
nateevs was being hopeful in his comments - this is akin to coogar bragging man utd would beat coventry - only for coventry to maul united with 2 smash-n-grab goals......on paper, a triumvirate of MAZACAR with torres spearheading should guarantee goals but its not worked out as majority had hoped.........roman paid 50 odd million to buy torres! had someone told roman then that torres would struggle to get goals do you think he would pay that much for him?
Nairaland General › Re: Meet Your Favourite Nairalander (New Thread) by coogar: 11:14pm On Nov 14, 2012
Family › Re: Would You Allow Your Wife To Get bosom Implants? by coogar: 10:57pm On Nov 14, 2012
ileobatojo: In fact I have made it my sworn purpose in life to study you. My day sef is not complete unless I've spent several hours studiously pondering over your spectacular self.
invigorating.....

Too many holes waiting to be poked in this argument. I'm pretty sure the majority of people reading this can see them, so I won't bother.
there are no holes anywhere......death is certain, life is not!
people die giving birth......errr, that should stop every woman's dream of having kids?

False braggadocio. Floppy b.o.o.bs lover!
you wish!
my wife's boöbs is my most-prized possession - bite me!!

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