₦airaland Forum

Sweetlemon: My older sister has breast fed 3 babies and her breasts are still as eye catching as ever so I don't get what some people are rambling here

a pictorial evidence would convince us......

adorable29: Believe it or yes, its ds kind of thinking from our men that makes some our women consider not havin kids especially in d more "developed" world. Our men call dem ugly nd saggy after giving dem d most priceless gifts in d world(children)! Some refuse to breastfeed 4 ds same reason! Ds kinda mentality should not be encouraged! If am scared of going to d theater nd bein injected wit anaesthesia, I shouldn't be blackmailed to! Some men see jus naked laps nd their John thomas stands ready 4 action! So if ur wife's breast mks u lost libido, den u probably sufferin frm sm kind erectileeee dysfunction whc also comes wit age!lol

that's a natural reaction!
if your partner sees your lap and his trousersnake does not move an inch - better take him to your GP! responding to stimulus is perfectly normal - the action one takes after the response is the crux of the matter!

Frostyzone: I'm a bo.ob guy. Whenever I met a lady, the first place my eyes would wander to is always the twin mountains...naturally.
If her chest is not bigger than mine substantially, forget the pretty face, cus I'm no more interested.

another honest man speaketh.....take my e-handshake!

Siena: The before picture, the breasticles look like a couple of poached eggs under eye patches.

https://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a21/tshop/rk1vn4.gif

adorable29: you are just a joker! Anyway, she is a celebrity and its gud 4 her career. Its her choice nd I bet she paid those dem Hollywood surgeons baaaad money 4 it! D better d pay, d better d surgery, d lesser d complications! Am not against surgery, am against those husbands who want there wives to look lik d bimbos dey fantasize nd wankkk to in their pornnnh collections!

so only celebrities should look good?
only the husbands of celebrities should have wives with bangïng bodies? come on, you have not advanced your argument one jot! what's good for mrs beckham is good for mrs coogar!

Jallowbalde: Read this again, honey. Lol.

i have read it!

And having weave on causes NO risk to your health, in any way. Neither does high heels ( unless you wear them in and oout for oh, too many years, or if you wear them higher than you can walk in.. ).

you are moving the post - so it's no longer about being artificial but about the risks involved? right! women have twisted their ankles! many have fallen and have broken spinal cords cos they wore heels.....mishaps are mishaps!

Make-up is also safe, as long as you don`t have allergies, but it is not good for the skin in the long run to always wear it, no.

many have rubbed creams containing mercury and got their skins damaged. one mishap is not worse than the other! you are doing the equivalent of telling your son not to learn driving because people die in auto-accident!

ileobatojo: Well, if you both want it, it's all good. As long as there is no coercion, blackmail, threats of dumping her for her large bosomed best friend et al in this decision making process, then I'm cool.

thank you!

Now can you please tell us which types of plastic surgery you would be willing to do for your woman so she does not 'look outside'?

eating and living healthy!
i am supernaturally fit for any purpose she craves - so i am perfect for her in every way!

I lol'd!

But actually, it's probably closer to her dying on the way to the market to buy you beef and vegetables because you pushed her in front of a speeding okada.

nah.....not close

dayokanu: And in the said formation, Torres has refused to score. So the formation might be a reason for him not scoring too

refused to score? those 7 goals are not his goals?

Tpia has diagnosed your problem below

you dey craze!

Jallowbalde: Seriously..? Maybe not an issue for ALL, but for many.
The more you know, the more responsibilty you take.

I dont agree on skin-bleaching. I dont agree in wearing much weaves either, or using spandex to make your belly look flatter than it is.
I agree in using as natural products as you can, and take care of yourself, inside out. Be proud of your hair, and skin, and use things to enhance it, not change it. See the difference?

having a boöb job is not changing it - just putting bags in them to be fuller! same principle applies to making a short nappy hair look long like the oriental hair! you cannot frown at one and embrace the other.....if you want to be natural then be natural through and through........anything short of that is sheer hypocrisy!

ileobatojo: If she died in the plane crash while flying off to have the plastic surgery you mandated, will you forgive yourself?

such is life.....
she could have also died on her way to the market to buy me beef and vegetables......

ileobatojo: Very, very well spoken!!

This is exactly the point. No one doubts that most men will find sagging boobs less stimulating than perky ones but there has to come a point when acceptance, maturity and contentment in what you have comes into play! Especially something that is largely unpreventable and is irreversible without major surgery with all it's risks.

ileobatojo, i can afford it - she wants it, i want it......no one is forcing the other about this!!!
lmao @ "most men will find........." most men? abi every man?

ileobatojo: Don't mind Coogar being the devil's advocate as usual. If his wife becomes one of the statistic and dies from the plastic surgery attempt (God forbid), will he forgive himself? Will their kids forgive their parents for such a decision?

if my wife dies in a plane crash - will i forgive myself? everything in life is a risk, my dear!

adorable29: Its amazing to say the least d way pple are comparing wearing make up nd artificial hair to SURGERY! ARE YOU KIDDING OR WHAT?! Whr hav u heard a person died while wearin make up! Abeg be more realistic jare! Jus takin injections scares d heck outta sm pple! Den u won't to put ur wife thru a life threatening procedure cos dat is ur criteria 4 loving her! Okay na! If my man forces me to go 4 surgery 4 my bossoms! Then e too must undergo surgery 4 six pack(everlasting kind O), den add some heights thru surgery( its d new trend), also go add muscles(lik hulk Hogan's in his hay days) etc! Rubbish

you have not heard of mishaps when bleaching the skin, using hair relaxers, death as a result of c-section, etc? what's the mortality rate of having breast implants? i can bet going to macdonalds kill more people than having breast implants......abeg move over!

[img]http://1.bp..com/-PPTAhUD5sO4/ThMpTi8lpSI/AAAAAAAANOY/_PHtx5dIyv8/s1600/celebrities_before_and_after_boob_jobs_02.jpg[/img]

which is more pleasing to the eye?

Finland: No! I am not! The truth is some could be saggy and shrink and some are saggy and robust that is the type I mean. not Iya sikira saggy
you MILF type in porn movies

i suspect we have differing opinions as to what constitutes "saggy"!
some saggy boobs would kill your erectiön for at least half a year...

JallowBah: And your wifes body show exactly what she have done through life.
Would you say the same about stretch-marks after pregnancy?
Loose skin?

there are creams that would remove those stretch-marks - there are creams that would make the loose skin look better......married folks should endeavour to look good at all times.....i understand men/women must age but some certain steps need to be taken to reduce the effect of ageing(if one can afford it)!

What if the belly-abs get broken, and she has a belly that will never go in, unless she goes under the knife?

then let her to under a knife.....
what's so demonic in going under a knife? if my wife need to have a c-section during labour, would i refuse it?

What if her bo*bs dont sag after giving birth for YOUR kids, feeding them for TWO years, but then, when she is around 40, they say..then what? Will YOU pay for he surgeries every 10years, just to fix her chest?

i would pay for her silicone implants every 2 years if that is what it takes.....
nothing inspires me more than my woman looking good.....all you people using the artificial angle are hypocrites.......if you can wear makeup to enhance looks, wear stilettos to enhance your height, wear weaves to cover the nappy-head.......why then is silicone implants any worse?

ileobatojo: Actually, this is a misconception. Breast feeding has not been shown to be the cause of saggy boobs. It is the pregnancy that actually causes it. The more pregnancies, the more the boobs will sag especially the bigger ones pre-pregnancy.

it's the entry and exit of breastmik....expansion and contraction loosens the skin....it's all on the same page! technically, you are right though!

If it's that important to you, you should strongly consider not having kids then so that her boobs can be maintained as much as possible. Prevention is better than cure you know.

we have both agreed she would be going for one after weaning the kids.....she understands me perfectly - i want the best of both worlds - beautiful kids and an everlasting firm, perky and bouncy chesticles!

JallowBah: Its not about choosing, its about seeing the beauty in WHY they sag.

the beauty of WHY they sag are in the faces of my children.... after they have been weaned, i take ownership of the böobs again and i would want them back prim and proper! there's nothing beautiful in saggy boobs.....

chaircover: errrrrmmmmm coogar, you didnt answer the length and thickness question

i have answered you!

firm, handy and bouncy abi!!!!! olojukokoro

i am not ashamed to admit i love boöbs, don't be jealous of me jor......

chaircover: coogar you are crazy I tell you
Does viagra and paragra increase length and width? does it help the middle age balding patch?

baldness has nothing to do with sex appeal......whether a woman has hair or not makes no difference to me....i don't even notice these things - all i care about are boöbs and downtown!

erectile dysfunction = men who struggle to get it up or men who lose the stiffness intermittently....viagra has solved that problem. as per width/length? it's the woman that got wider perhaps because of child labour and stuff.....men's genitals don't shrink and even if they do - a man can also go for enhancement if he can afford one!

Your wife must do breasst implant by force!!!. . . . see your mouth like breasst I am not even sure that the silicone/saline feels like the real thing. Thats how you will go and trade mercedes in for skoda.

says who?
it feels very natural......firm, handy and bouncy!!!

dayokanu: So when did Hazard and Oscar become Torres like you made us believe in this post?

that was not the incident i was talking about - there was an incident in the first half...lemme go look for the gif!

dayokanu: Now we are getting to another interesting point. 4-2-3-1 is the reason why Torres isnt available to receive passes from midfielders?

shut up and stop being thick.....
who said the formation is the reason torres isn't scoring? i said one of the advantages of the formation is the lead striker dropping deep so the roaming 3 behind him can run and occupy the space left by the markers kowtowing the lead striker!

tedfx4life: I support coogar and siena please do not be fooled saggy boobs are pure sign of depreciation No man on earth loves it. If the lady has saggy breast in the first place the man wouldn't have married her. Ladies need to maintain themselves ...in all fairness..every man knows that we r more visual. What men see spur's their emotion.

spoken like a true honest man! take my e-handshake!

chaircover: Saggy breastts is a natural response to breasst feeding and aging and not because the woman didn't look after herself. if its in your genes, there is nothing you can do, even if you wore metal bras to bed every night

men agree with this - we know breast feeding is the cause but something can be done to bring the brëast back to life!

Just as I hear that the mans diick shrivels with age and I had a thread on the health section yesterday saying that half of all men over 40 suffer from erectille dysfunction and just as some men bald in midlife Its part of growing older. . . . .nothing you can do to prevent that!

exactly.....
and you find out that these men with dysfunctional bits strive hard to do something about their health......this is why paraga is popular in nigeria.....viagra continues to sell too. men don't just sit back and accept their fate - they do something about it....why can't women?

Whether or not a woman wants to go for breasst surgery, then it should her personal decision and not because she is scared that her husband is going to go astray. A man that will wander simply becasuse his wife is aging naturally or fed his own children is not worth her headache. He will stray anyway!

my wife must go for one....
matter of fact, i have saved for this surgery already even though she won't be needing it until the next 7-10 yrs. i love boöbs, if women don't have it, i wouldn't have married one in the first place!

youngdady: Of-course, I knew ur question was rhetoric hence my smiley. Perhaps we'll meet on politics or any other forum. I don't want T-girl getting pissed with our banters on her thread. So long now.

t-girl loves the banter.....

coninse: Guys, are there any way to deactivate your NL account? I made a comment this afternoon and I was banned for no reason. The response was pertaining to a questioned asked on NL (Choosing The Right Laptop For Gaming).

I don't want to be a member anymore. Any idea on how to deactivate my account? Thanks.

it could be the spambot.....
report the comment to the moderator and in few hours, your post would be untagged! this forum needs you! without you, it would not function!

christ - that was torres playing the role of a false 9
he ran towards the thrower as a decoy - the runners ran in the opposite direction....you don't even know your football to understand the job of a false 9. they often have to drop deep and take their marker along with them....the marker then leaves a huge space behind him where runners can explore......that's a classic 4-2-3-1 in action!

dayokanu: Who are the key players currently injured . This weekend Sagna, Kolscieny, Per, Vermalean, Arteta, Giroud, Cazorla, Poldi Walcott were all available. So who are the key players injured?

diaby, wilshere, gibbs, szczesney!
per is a useless defender - koscielny is just coming out of injury after a long lay-off, still short of match sharpness!

youngdady: Nope! Don't need it!

i wasn't going to tender one in the first place - i was just yanking your chain!

JallowBah: Bulls.

Some men are actually quite capable and smart enough to see that the sagging breas*ts their wife have, is because she was pregnant, gave birth, and fed their CHILD for a long, long time. And he then sees the beauty in THAT.

there's no beauty in a saggy boöbs.......no man would choose a saggy boobs over the perfect one.....let no man deceive you!

afam4eva: Pls don't elope out of fear cos i want to educate you on why you should not excrete such fvckery.

stop the expensive joke......
what's the essence of trading words with coogar? i fathered this entire scene. one poke in your left eye and you go blind till the day you expire.....apologise to me now or else i'd elope with your girlfriend!

BlueDiva: I hope y'all we oblige madam too when she starts clamouring for penile enlargement surgery.
Anyways, guess different folks like different things.

enlargement? i am too huge for her - i am considering reduction!

BlueDiva: It's not $600, not like going to buy candy across the street.
Personally i don't like anything plastic surgery except to correct a real medical defect.

That's why i like Heidi for being proud of Seal then.

men spend thousands of pounds on big toys - why won't i spend fortunes on my wifey's chesticles? if i cheat on her and she files for a divorce, i would lose more!

afam4eva: I will expunge and extricate you if you don't mind yourself. E be like say demon plenty for your body, i go soon exorcise you.

coogar is a word engine
don't let me exfoliate your face - respect my excellence and evacuate this thread before i eradicate you and your epistle

afam4eva: I'm the best at what i do in the entire world?

stop bragging before i eliminate you......

this is my empire

BlueDiva: Silicone is nice if done properly but what are the long term effects?
There are cases where the silicon moves from it's position and you have a deformed looking boobs.

if its not fixed properly, you do another one now!
i am sure you have changed your hairstyle at least once in your lifetime when a useless hairdresser messed up your hair......when you fall from a horse, you get up and mount it again!

If a woman has breast cancer and goes for a mastectomy will the man abandon her?
I commend the OP for loving his wife whichever way she becomes.

he's just telling porkies!
there's no man on the planet who likes saggy boobs - it's a recipe for infidelity! hell, a saggy boobs would kill any erectiön of the most virile man on the solar system! the world has evolved, thanks to medical technology!

youngdady: @ Coogar: I read your replies and I could deduce 2 things, 1. You like to play to the gallery with your supposedly evolved way of thinking. . . keep it up, you must have enough fans by now.

youngdady the shrink!!!
playing to the gallery? hell no! i just like to be sure of what a situation is before making deductions. more often than not - "it's not what you think"....

2. Your paradigm is a bit different(guessing you're not based in naija)you're an idealist and not necessarily a realist, its cool to stick to what you believe in, its also wise to observe the politics of anywhere you find yourself.

i am enugu-based!
in my office, anything goes......first and foremost, we are all adults, we respect each other's private life and we don't cross boundaries. it's quite normal to have lunch breaks, trips to the cinema and reh reh reh with anyone you bond with! trust me - there's no strings attached!

I noticed your loose use of insult in your first response to my post, it was even more profound here in your 2nd response, lemmie ask you. . . has this added to your personality in any way? Has it improved the way you view yourself? Any +ve impact from you to your immediate surrounding with all you've typed so far?

insult? where's the insult?
youngdady - are you this sensitive? if i tender an apology, would you accept it?