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BlueDiva: LOL. . .i married very early.

chuckdee4: There's only so much rubbish a fan can take and God knows us Arsenal fans have had to endure loads, that erroneous back line is pretty much close to our starting 4, there's no excuse for conceeding 3 goals to Fulham at home and all the bloody errors across the backline

I know normal service will be resumed in no time but I also believe a heavy lesson has to be learned by prof and the board before they sit up, maybe when dem no see that champions league money their eye go clear. I'm silently praying for an 8th place finish, lemme see what excuses they will have for themselves

BlueDiva: 3 months is too early to begin to post sad tales on NL. Haba.
The honeymoon never suppose finish sef.


Been rocking the boat for about 168 months now.

BlueDiva: Interesting.
From a push to a slap, to a kick.

You were both wrong. Never block an angry man.
Even if your husband lost his cool, did he apologize for being physical later?

Anyway, stop whining, it's just 3 months.

chuckdee4: In a strange way I actually want us to finish outside the top 4, hopefully a mid table finish.
Maybe that's what it will take for baba Ijebu and that stupid board to sit teh f**k up and start spending, buncha greedy f**ks

Finland: Would u allow your wife to get plastic b.o.o.bs?
I got married few months ago and we are talking about having kids now. My wife is worried that after the baby her b.o.o.bs are going to sag and I might not desire her sexual again. she now mentioned silicone....I didn't even allow her to finish before I told her that I love saggy b.o.o.bs more than the statue standing b.o.o.bs . And sincerely, I think I do.I have had some experience in the past. But ain't gonna say anything here.what's your take on this? Only married men please!

dayokanu: Danny sturridge played 8 mins, Hernandez played 45mins, Dzeko played 18mins

So we shouldn't question Torres who played 83 min but lay the blame on Sturridge who played 8mins. Maybe if it was Sturridge who played 83mins he wouldnt be talking about how chances were not laid on a plate for him.

Nowadays everyone is used to Torres not scoring that we don't complain again, we are now comforted by him just showing up and running around.

Its been how many league games now since Torres last scored? Its been 330 since Torres last league goals In plain language its been 5hrs and 30mins of football since fernandud Torres celebrated a league goal. The top striker for a top club like chelsea who starts every game?.
In 5hours 30mins Ibime can move from London to the creeks of Bayelsa

dockymich: Hi everyone I have been reading topics on nairaland but this is ths first time I would ever post anytin. Am still in shock and I have cried my eyes out. Yestrday I had and arguement with my hubby and he pushed me, I fell but sustained no injury. I still can believe it cos my marriage is barely 3months old n dis is our first major quarrel. The sad part is dat am in a new state far away from my family and friends. When it happened I Wanted to leave the house to prevent any tin from happening to me, but my hubby locked the doors and prevented me from leaving the house. I cried out my hart and latr called my hubby elder sister and told her what happen. She was really upset and told her brother a piece of her mind, she also calmed me down n advise me to avoid further arguements. I have read so many stories of spousal abuse and am wondering if I wld end up been a victim of it too. It so crazy, am confuse and am wondering the next line of action to take

SailorXY: Hmm . . . Na wa o. Just saw highlights of the game. Wetin happen to Smalling for the first goal Chei!

tpia1: @ coogar
wait for answers to your questions on the interview thread.

in the meantime, ask your cronies to stop spamming the forum with this same topic.
na so una jobless reach?

Tgirl4real: I see the devil's advocate lurking around somewhere on this thread.

dayokanu: Lewandoski didnt score vs Madrid but was adjudged one of the best Dortmund player on the field.

Vs Shaktar, Torres scored but his performance was still mediocre

For several seasons Drogba wasnt scoring bucketload of goals but his contribution to the Chelsea team was one of the highest

ocelot2006: An extra assignment for you. Read about the cold war and focus on the term Mutual Assured Destruction or MAD? One more thing, read about the current US missile shield, and let me know how it progressed after the Russians threatened to deploy Iskander ICBMs. We'll also like to know how the US will intercept a Russian ICBM with MULTIPLE warheads fired from a Boomer hidden somewhere in the Atlantic or Pacific or other mobile platforms hidden within the Russian Federation and other satellite state. You do know there's a reason NORAD was built within a mountain, even though the Americans possess sophisticated detection systems like SOSUS, PAVE-PAWS, and other NSA listening posts scattered across the globe.

shymexx: Overrated - but when Putin told John McCain to shut the fvck up last year, why did he apologise for spewing garbage??

Go read about the incident at Pristina airport in Kosovo - the face-off between the Russians and NATO...

NATO had to back the fvck off!

shymexx: Coogar

Mix up - this is the guy that saved the world and saved the yanks from being destroyed by Russian nukes..

Vasili Alexandrovich Arkhipov http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasili_Arkhipov

shymexx: There's one law for US right, however, there's no law for the UK... The UK wanted Zimbabwe really bad, but had to sit down when China and Russia said NO!! The Yanks are going to self-destruct in Iran - and China's economy will overtake America in 4years, anyway(according to analysts)... Best believe, the yanks will take a chill pill afterwards...

And it seems you don't follow international news - the Russians are still as powerful as they used to be... Do you remember the Russia vs. Georgia 5-day war of 2008? The Russians sent their weakest regiment and they would have captured Georgia if they wanted to, with all the support and training Georgia got from the West - it was a walk in the park.. The Georgian navy was destroyed within 24hrs without returning a single fire!

Messr Putin is back - and what the Russians are about to unveil in the next 20years will shock the world... Don't mess with the Russians, they're are still as dangerous and brutal as ever..
Read about the Cuban missile crisis, or watch the American documentary about it on youtube - the Americans were scared as fvck and they had to negotiate!

This is the name of the guy: Stanislav Petrov
BBC news: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/198173.stm The man that saved the world!

Nothing would have happened to Nigeria, to be honest... Why didn't they nuke Saudi Arabia after 9/11?

all4naija: The line in bold of your comment is over-exaggerated, right?

dayokanu: Obasanjo was Mr Universe

shymexx: Brother, you'll always need troops to fight any type of war - that's why the Chinese and Russia doctrines are the best in the world... If it were to be that easy, the Russians would have nuked Georgia in 2008, or fired thousands of missiles into the country from Russia...

That was then, and the US was the only country with nuclear weapons in the world... The Russians have the largest number of nuclear warheads today - tell the yanks to nuke any country without aggression and see if Alaska won't be wiped off the map... Have you read about the Cuban missile crisis?? Half of America would've been wiped off the map, if not for the Russian general who averted it...

There's nuclear proliferation and you can't just go about nuking any country just because you think you can, period...

shymexx: The countries I listed have well experienced armed forces - and they're all well equipped than the Nigerian armed forces... As country as big as Nigeria don't even have a normal SUBMARINE for crying out - when a 3rd world countries like Iran builds its own submarine... ALgeria has more than three submarines, SA builds its own fighter jets and attack helicopters(one of the best in the world) etc...

The Zimbabwean army also has a parachute regiment - they'll smash Nigeria in a conventional war...

shymexx: If combatants are not really needes in modern warfare, the yanks wouldn't be recruiting the way they're recruiting... There's only much weapons can do in total warfare, you still need a large and well disciplined force in a conventional warfare... If it were to be that easy, military analysts wouldn't say the US needs more 500,000 combatants to invade Iran...

You can NEVER win a war from the air - ask the 5star generals around the world...

And if you think the UK would still be there if it nukes Nigeria? - bwahahahahaha

shymexx: Have you seen the Algerian army and their s300 missile defense system and chinook?

Egypt, South Africa, Zimbabwe, Tunisia, Morocco, Ethiopia, and probably Kenya have stronger armed forces than Nigeria...

What have we got? - obsolete alpha jets, Chengdu F-7s, and Sepecat Jaguars... bwahahahaha

shymexx: I'm arguing as an outsider without sentiments - and I'll start posting proofs...

I don't take sides - I'm a critical thinker..

shymexx: Seeing things and using them in a conventional war are two different things... The yanks and Russians have things the UK would only dream about, however, when it comes to conventional war, it's a different ball game - the training, total number of forces, and discipline matters a lot... The UK has only 70,000 combatant troops left and we don't have the capabilities for intervention against any well trained and well equipped armies anymore...

If you remember Basra in Iraq and how the British forces kept getting their ar.ses handed to them, before the yanks came to save them... If it were about the "things" you saw Taliban wouldn't be winning against the yanks - and the Soviets wouldn't have been well beaten by the Apartheid SA forces in Angola... The Afro-Cubans did what the Soviets couldn't do in Cuba...

shymexx: Coogar, I'm telling you what I know - the UK don't have that capability... The highest they would do is use another African country and claim the glory, like they did in Sierra Leone... Nigerian army captured Freetown - however, it's still all over the news in the UK that the UK did it...

For example: without the yanks taking the lead role in Libya, the UK would NEVER have attacked Libya... What do we have? - RAF Panavia Tornado, Eurofighter Typhoon, SAS and SBS, and Trident... Take Trident out, the UK military isn't as powerful as it used to be...

We all know how the Iranians captured the British Navy and SBS forces a couple of years ago - that was disgraceful for a country as loud-mouthed as the UK...

shymexx: Where did I say the Zimbabwean army is stronger than the British army? The British army right now can only defend the UK against external threats - it can't win on the offensive against a well trained army like the Zimbabwean army... That was my point!

The UK is just living in past glory and hiding behind the big brother(USA) - our army isn't what everyone thinks it's... Punching above your height don't make you strong, it just hides your deficiencies...

dayokanu: Torres.

How is the Torres watch?? Another woeful performance once again

We know the excuse they didnt lay it on a plate for him, the midfielders were selfish, the opposing defenders were marking him, the keeper was stopping his shots

Suarez now has 8 goals but for Fernandud he is still as useless as ever.

Theres a lot of truth in 190's post.

EPL winning sides are always dotted with a lot of ground out 1-0 victory not the 5-2, 7-3 scoreline games

Yahoo1: .....oops..reasoning of a hater!....so does dat mean,as bayern raped madrid,and bate barisov beat bayern,nd valencia trashed Bate,nd Barca trashed d same Bate,and valencia..dats hw football is analyzed?...poor u coogar...u nid 2 drop diz sentiments at d door b4 entering diz thread.

RuuDie: The only thing I think FCB needs to inculcate in their near-perfect football philosophy is. . ."if you don't need to win, don't play like you need to win!"
Especially when playing "park-the-bus opposition" they don't necessarily need to beat!

Pass the ball around at the back, up to the half-way line and pass it back again. Play keep ball in your own half and maintain that status quo for as long as you can, if the opposition don't want to come out of their shells to compete, na dem sabi!

youngdady: @ Coogar, bros I didn't yarn every the other time so lemmie take time to expatiate further. In the begining, she always kept an imaginary line she never crossed in between us. But now she sees nothing wrong in her boobs/bums brushing my body parts (privates inclusive), her hands gripping mine when we discussing.

She's always eager to lemmie know whats happening in the office, blindly comes to my defence even when I know I'm in the wrong. . . .

You're free to call me old fashioned but its getting funny, I've even caught some senior male colleagues eyeing me like. . . young man be kiaful ooooh!

The last straw was when she told me herself that a male colleague of ours asked her why she's always seen with me like every single free moment she has. (It also didn't help that I singled her out for lots of presents last time I travelled out of the country, that one sef get hin own story oooh) My broda, my coy na big one wth lots of ogas, ur rep can go up in flames for all the wrong reasons if u not careful (it has nothing to do with competence).

Well, like I said earlier I've minimized my contact with her, she doesn't like it but she's coping.

tpia1: well, in any case, it's soon going to be very hard to even meet anyone who isnt from a broken home, when dating, so whoever is hyperventilating over products of broken marriages, had better find some way of identifying those who meet their criteria.

percentage of broken homes among nigerians is rising.