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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 10:55pm On Nov 09, 2012
dayokanu: Maybe you should ask yourself why Jose Mourinho has such laudable things to say about Lampard
so in your own view, lampard was better and more influential than makelele between 2004-2007? cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:28pm On Nov 09, 2012
SailorXY: i dont think u are being fair enough to both Smalling and Jones... we all remember what they contributed before the injury which can happen to any player. having said that, i thought Hummels is just 17m pounds? that's bargain to me
hummels would be found out here.......
in european games, he would thrive because the football played on the continent is on the ground. in the premier league where 60% of the clubs love to lump into the air, hummels would get murdered......he's too much of a risk!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 10:24pm On Nov 09, 2012
dayokanu: You answer was bolded here. from the mouth of Lampards coach and possibly the best coach of this generation
that's a jack of all trade description - i would stick my neck out here and say paul scholes packs more talent than lampard! scholes shoots better, passes better(long, short, diagonal) and scholes has won more.....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:02pm On Nov 09, 2012
SailorXY: undecided shocked the same doubts were cast at Stam... he went on to eat up all our forwards later in future without breaking a sweat... i dont agree Shawcross is that good, he is just a big fish in a small pond tongue
big fish in a small pond? for feck's sake....
do you watch stoke? dont forget shawcross is only 25 - he hasn't even peaked yet and he is a perfect replacement for vidic! he's tougher than any of our young midfielders - he would attack aerial incursion better than smalling and jones @ the moment! tony pulls has made a beast out of him with the kind of horrible football he makes them play!

there's a strong link we would sign him in january if vidic relapses back to his injury! tony pulis is willing to do business. shawcross graduated from our academy - he has the united dna in his system and he wouldn't need to adapt to how we play! at £15m, he would be a bargain for us.......i say lets get him....a core defence of de gea, da silva twins, evans, smalling, jones, shawcross and buttner is very promising - they would rule this division for a decade - you can mark my words.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:56pm On Nov 09, 2012
mr dayokanu, all those stuff are for the romantics.....:
tell us one attribute that sets lampard apart from his peers in the premier league...i don't even want to extend it beyond the shores of england! what is that thing lampard does better than other midfielders in this league?

waiting.......
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:10pm On Nov 09, 2012
dayokanu: A player who was runner up in ballon d or and WPOTY

3 times player of the season for Chelsea

highest goal scorer for several season?

You must be taking a piss

Ask England fans what they think about Gerrard as a start
david beckham was once a runner-up as well.....i could count 5 man utd players better than him that season. it's the hype machine in the media....lampard is redknapp's nephew and redknapp has many friends in the london media houses.....all na wash! the only thing admirable about frank lampard is his durability! nothing else....he's very average....


all those top assists and goals for chelsea are because of the obscene number of games he played every season.....between 2001 and 2007(6 seasons), lampard only missed 5 league games shocked shocked 223 appearances in 228 league games! he should win the player of the solar system based on that amazing stat alone! joey barton would generate the same stats if you keep him fit - let him take all the free kicks, penalties and corner kicks!

mourinho's explanation of his tactical superiority(2005)...

‘Look, if I have a triangle in midfield – Claude Makelele behind and two others just in front – I will always have an advantage against a pure 4-4-2 where the central midfielders are side by side. That’s because I will always have an extra man. It starts with Makelele, who is between the lines. If nobody comes to him he can see the whole pitch and has time. If he gets closed down it means one of the two other central midfielders is open. If they are closed down and the other team’s wingers come inside to help, it means there is space now for us on the flank, either for our own wingers or for our full-backs. There is nothing a pure 4-4-2 can do to stop things’.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 8:56pm On Nov 09, 2012
nateevs: And like you, I consistently praised his ability to stay fit and act as an example to modern day professionals.
He scored goals, plenty goals, many times important goals. Except as opposed to those actors, I know where I draw the line.

Most influential midfield player? Give me a break. Ask England fans what they think about that?
for me, makelele was the kingpin in the mourinho era.....
till date, madrid fans blame their champions league failure in the last 10 yrs on makelele's transfer to chelsea. under mourinho - makelele became an immovable object....he sits just in front of his back four and there's no way any striker is getting past him. the monent chelsea score before their opponents, it's game over! mourinho is not ready for any fantasy football - 3 points was the key!!! chelsea were lauded for their mean defence then than any attacking intent.......it was all about the defensive action: petr cech's cat saves - john terry's clearing headers and makelele's precision tackles!
Family › Re: Are Nigerian Men Taking-Up More Domestic Responsibilities In The Home? by coogar: 8:45pm On Nov 09, 2012
Ihedinobi: So feeling this thread o.

@Coogar, na you be dis? shocked shocked shocked
live & direct.....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar:
dayokanu: How many big games did they play in those 7yrs

Are you expecting performance vs CFR CLuj to be included?

Frank Lampard

2005 FIFA World Player of the Year – Silver Award
2005 Ballon d'Or – Silver Award
UEFA Club Midfielder of the Year – 2008
World XI – 2005
PFA Fans' Player of the Year – 2005
Premier League : Player of the Decade, (2000–2009) according to official statistics[18]
Premier League Player of the Season – 2004–05, 2005–06
England Player of the Year – 2004, 2005
UEFA Euro 2004 Team of the Tournament
Premier League Player of the Month – September 2003, April 2005, October 2005, October 2008
Chelsea Player of the Year – 2004, 2005, 2009
PFA Premier League Team of the Year – 2004, 2005, 2006
Premier League : leader in assists – 2004–05 : 16 assists, 2009–10 : 17 assists
FA Cup: Best player – 2006–07, 2008–09, 2009–10
Premier League : Midfielder with the most goals in premier league history – 150 goals
fa cup best player? player of the month? what else? player of the morning?
one has to be very daft to put lampard as the most influential player in the mourinho era......chelsea's spine in those years were cech-terry-makelele-drogba! frank lampard was periphery back then apart from his deflected freekicks and tonnes of spot kicks.......

the only admirable attribute of lampard is his durability - i ain't gonna knock him down, lampard rarely missed a game......he was supernaturally fit and healthy!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 8:14pm On Nov 09, 2012
dayokanu: In the last 7 years Only Lampard was nominated for WPOTY
Terry Drogba Cech were part of the cast but the single outstanding player was Lampard Mr consistent
and terry won uefa defender of the year 3 times in those years.....

There were seasons when Drogba play was below par. Same with Terry. But lampard ever consistent
disappeared via injuries not via performance!

And someone said lampard disappeared in Big games?
Are you serious?

vs Bayern 2005 Lampard, vs Barca 2007 Lampard, vs Barca 2012 Lampard, Do games get bigger than these?
so 3 games in about 50 european games in the last 7 seasons make lampard the most influential chelsea player? i laugh in harry redknapp!
Family › Re: Are Nigerian Men Taking-Up More Domestic Responsibilities In The Home? by coogar: 8:04pm On Nov 09, 2012
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 8:01pm On Nov 09, 2012
dayokanu: Even a moroon knows that Lampard was Chelsea best player over the last 7yrs
Yet Nateevs in his bias is trying to sell us bullshit
the last 7 yrs......terry, drogba, cech!
lampard has been average for years - the cheap penalty kicks he takes boosted his stats!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 7:55pm On Nov 09, 2012
if ibime reels out another misinformation on this thread, i would beat ken saro wiwa's corpse out of his fat belly...: who is this fool trying to deceive? you want us to kowtow your idiotic stance that it was lampard that dragged chelsea between 2004 and 2007 in the holding role? well - even if the other posters on nairaland have loss of memory, i don't !

one name stands out in what you are wrongly crediting lampard for: makelele shortly after makelele became weary, chelsea bought another powerhouse in bison essien! so how can we credit lampard for what these negroes did in the holding role destroying whatever they collided with. on top of these destroyers, you have a petr cech in the form of his life and the brilliant partnership of terry/carvalho axis....

how can you compare that team with the dross @ chelsea lately? lamps me arsë!
Family › Re: Guys: Do You Respect Your Mother More Than Your Father And Why ? by coogar: 4:44pm On Nov 09, 2012
the boy is just well-trained not to hit a woman moreso his mum.....
his dad is a man like him - he has the right to defend himself but his mum is not going to punch him or break his jaw.....it would only be slaps, pinches or bites....men can handle that!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 4:36pm On Nov 09, 2012
nateevs: You beat me to that Bors. Just heard it on TalkSport.
I find that news incredible. Time to analyse.
£1.2 billion spent over a period of 8 years with only £1.4m profit to show for it?
chelsea na bad business! it simply means you would have to be winning the champions league every season to make profit!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar:
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Shawcross is not better than Smalling! Smalling would have made the euros if not for his injury but same cant be said of Shawcross. Take nothing away from Shawcross though, he is a good defender!
shawcross is better than smalling, jones and evans.......yes, our young defenders have the potential to be better later in their career but as we speak, shawcross is a beast! you need to watch stoke to see this dude.....

fergie has expressed regrets letting him join stoke but there's a ray of hope as we have the first option clause in his contract. if barcelona can swallow their vomitus and get their prodigal son (jordi alba) back then there's no shame in getting shawcross......i really doubt vidic can come back and be the force he used to be......

this is how shawcross compares to the other top england defenders....
http://www.eplindex.com/20501/shawcross-englands-centre-backs-sats-comparison.html
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 3:31pm On Nov 09, 2012
debosky: ^^
Dunno why Mikel now feels a need to 'join in' the attack when he is so poor upfront - that's one of the reasons y'all are getting so much pressure on the back 4. With three players like OSZAMA grin playing in front of him he should sit and just screen. Ramires has the engine to bomb forward and recover and should do that, but Mikel should stay put.
you watch your football upside down.....
mikel is the reason chelsea don't concede more than what it is as we speak. look at the chelsea back 6....you have ivanovic, cole, luiz, ramirez always bombing forward leaving mikel and sometimes cahill to defend a large area of the pitch.

this is common sense....
when ivanovic marauds forward, then cole should stay put and vice versa but you often see the 2 of them acting as wingers - it's a system fault not a component fault! i am sure john terry's return would correct that malfunction - it has nothing to do with presence/absence of lampard in the team!


For someone to say Lampard - the best Chelski player in a generation - hasn't been as influential or instrumental to the midfield play of Chelski is incredible. You might as well say that Roman Abramovich hasn't been as instrumental in Chelski's transformation from an occasional FA Cup winner to a regular competitor for the EPL and UCL.
lampard is on his last legs.....
that he has been chelsea's best midfielder is not saying much if he's no longer fit to do the task required. gary neville is undoubtedly united's best right back - should we call him out of retirement because of his past achievements? lampard is dead and buried - stop living in the past......he was valuable to chelsea in his prime......he's no longer in his prime, cut the sentimental bullshyte!
Politics › Re: ***Impeach Ezenwanyi Elect, Ogugua88. Unfit To Lead.*** by coogar: 2:51pm On Nov 09, 2012
afam4eva: Why were you now whining about the UK government starting the deportation of illegal aliens? Why are you scared? Nigeria is not as bad as been painted. Come back home and we'll embrace you with both arms.
i was whining because its a waste of my tax.....
majority of these illegal immigrants have established a family life and a private life in britain...many of them have spent more than 5 yrs in britain...removing them is an infringement on their human rights according to the european union! the govt have hired bounty hunters to track them - a wasteful venture because once these immigrants are caught, they take their matter to court and they often win their cases.....so what's the essence of wasting money to catch them?

afam, you are slow but there's hope for you -

debosky: Ol boy I tire oh. . . .if some of these people are this petty over an online title, why are we surprised about what happens in real life?
as a proud son of onitsha, did you vote when this electoral process was on?
Politics › Re: ***Impeach Ezenwanyi Elect, Ogugua88. Unfit To Lead.*** by coogar: 2:44pm On Nov 09, 2012
afam4eva: You should be more worried about getting deported by the UK government. Your saving grace is that every deportee with be given $200. At least that should be enough to kick start your G-string business in Ipodo market.
buhahahaha
afam, i know you are slow but the citizen of a country cannot be deported from that country....biko, read a book!
Politics › Re: ***Impeach Ezenwanyi Elect, Ogugua88. Unfit To Lead.*** by coogar: 2:40pm On Nov 09, 2012
afam4eva: I won't engage you in tomfoolery today. You're lucky that i'm not in the mood. Right now i'm thinking money and you're talking nonsense.
if you need money, let me give you a control number worth £400.....that should sort your immediate expenses!
Politics › Re: ***Impeach Ezenwanyi Elect, Ogugua88. Unfit To Lead.*** by coogar: 2:33pm On Nov 09, 2012
afam4eva: All your own curse nko?
which ones? the ones i directed at you? of course, you deserve those being the goat that you are......but advocate deserves a life ban. he just pounced on an innocent woman....ogugua did not even mention advocate in her post, so why all those curses?
Politics › Re: ***Impeach Ezenwanyi Elect, Ogugua88. Unfit To Lead.*** by coogar: 2:28pm On Nov 09, 2012
where is jarus?
why is advocate still posting on this forum after those curses?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 2:23pm On Nov 09, 2012
SailorXY: is Shawcross that good? I don't think he is better than Evans undecided
shawcross is better than all our young defenders - he's very tough, isn't he stoke's captain? he's very durable - no niggling injuries but i am sure he would start copping injuries once he returns to man utd!
Family › Re: Are Nigerian Men Taking-Up More Domestic Responsibilities In The Home? by coogar: 2:16pm On Nov 09, 2012
jennykadry: God bless you sir. Are you sure you a Nigerian? Oh yea, London must have corrupted you. Did your dad help your mum around the house?
he did!
i remember his kitchen apron when i was still a kid - and he prepares me and my siblings for school......damn, gone are those days!
Family › Re: Are Nigerian Men Taking-Up More Domestic Responsibilities In The Home? by coogar: 2:07pm On Nov 09, 2012
jennykadry: Ashewooo. Your own is sex? grin answer question. Nothing wrong with you both going on one week sabbatical cool
i have answered you -
i would help my partner with house chores - it's no big deal......if its a task i cannot complete then i hire professionals to sort it out!
Family › Re: Are Nigerian Men Taking-Up More Domestic Responsibilities In The Home? by coogar: 1:53pm On Nov 09, 2012
jennykadry: @coogar

Will you help your wife around the house?
of course - there's fun in sharing.....
let's be honest with ourselves - there's no way any man would leave the woman he claims to love with heavy tasks. if she spent all her energy doing housechores all day then the bedroom chores would suffer - i can tolerate headache, stomach pain, fever, cold, cough, etc but i cannot tolerate sëxual starvation......

biko, i am ready to do all the housechores sef if that's what it requires to have the great sex i crave @ night! grin
Politics › Re: ***Impeach Ezenwanyi Elect, Ogugua88. Unfit To Lead.*** by coogar: 1:00pm On Nov 09, 2012
advocate666: Stop beating yourself up. I know my shortcomings and am not looking for any leadership position anywhere.
I said something out of passion, regreted it, removed it and apologised for it. I could have gone stubborn odudua88 way and doubled down but I didn't.

Don't go preaching against my leadership because I ain't looking for none. Especially not in Nigeria where they will rather kill their mother than elect a self declared atheistic Satanist like me.
dearie me......
where are the mods on this section - are you going to let this tool get away with his asinine comments? fellow ndigbos, please don't let the last vestige of human hope wither by tolerating this autistic twit!
Politics › Re: ***Impeach Ezenwanyi Elect, Ogugua88. Unfit To Lead.*** by coogar: 12:56pm On Nov 09, 2012
afam4eva: How exactly did i massage his ego? I think some of you are even happy about the event on this thread else you'll know the power in retracting some damages statements.
shaking my head.....how much lower can you sink?
Politics › Re: ***Impeach Ezenwanyi Elect, Ogugua88. Unfit To Lead.*** by coogar: 12:52pm On Nov 09, 2012
azikwe would be turning in his grave with disgust after seeing advocate666's balderdash! he has singlehandedly pissed on the whole igbo nation with his vitriol - to add insult to injury, his fellow obnoxious fawners are giving him a pat on the back for retracting his statement! at this point, i feel numb with pity for advocate666.......if he can lose control on a small issue as this one then its fair to say we now have an igbo version of abdulmutallab
Travel › Re: Bounty Hunters For Illegal Immigrants In U.K. by coogar: 12:44pm On Nov 09, 2012
cheddarking: Funny thing is...
I personally know people who are ready to hunt down,round up, and deport illegals for free!
there's a grey area in this whole deportation process....
the european court has really messed up the brits - if anyone can lay claims to family life in the uk, then he becomes a thorn in their flesh! if he loses his case in the british courts, he would certainly win his case if he takes it to europe!

boris johnson - the mayor of london has asked the government to give the illegals amnesty. if the illegals form an alliance to shun their work for just 48 hrs, london would collapse. all those security men, cleaners, tea ladies, drivers, etc are mostly illegal immigrants......
Travel › Re: Bounty Hunters For Illegal Immigrants In U.K. by coogar: 12:36pm On Nov 09, 2012
afam4eva: It seems to me as if you're scared? I thought you were a citizen grin grin grin
scared of who?
i have the same rights on this island as david cameron - the colour of my passport is red!

tunnytox: Exactly! As absurd as it may sound a lot of illegals are getting their papers now using several loopholes more than during the Labour govt. In Manchestet here I know many who have got their papers, in fact to make matters worse these are people you'll think they have no leg to stand on.
they are just backwards in their thinking....
what would it take them to accept they have messed up concerning the security on their borders. the best solution is to give these people their amnesty! search the archives and give amnesty to any immigrant who has spent more than 5 yrs in britain! other european countries did this in the past and tightened the security of their borders but the brits won't just admit their failure.

using bounty hunters to track illegal immigrants - this is hilarious!
Travel › Re: Bounty Hunters For Illegal Immigrants In U.K. by coogar: 12:30pm On Nov 09, 2012
cheddarking: CAPITA again?

Is the CEO of Capita shagging the Queen?

How do thay get all the public works government contracts?
i believe so cos i see no reason for this idiotic way of spending money...

their job is just to make contact with illegal immigrants via text messages, phone calls and emails - they are not making personal contact with the illegal immigrants - their job is to help them secure travel documents to return them back to their fatherland and if the illegal immigrants refuse to go after all these, then capita would report them to the border agency.....

british government has gone cuckoo - useless bunch of retardëd politicians!

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