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afam4eva: A modern day jonathan is a president...thanks for believing in me. Don't worry i will make you proud as a president. I'll create a ministry of 1diots and you will be the cleaner. Thank me.

you missed the point again......i am saying you are the modern day jonathan(the shoeless jonathan)! you won't live long enough to become a president and even if you grow as old as methuselah, you would only rule over pillocks like freeglobe and advocate666!

Dede1: It is a common behavior among ninnies such as you to claim outrageous personalities when they want to appear as reasonable as a canteen rat. Anybody who claimed to have been born and raised in Enugu should be able to show an iota of straits to compliment such bogus claim. Enugu does not raise deranged varmints.

this odious obnoxious twåt won't cease to amaze me....
every society has its own share of undesirables - you are the perfect example of what is wrong with the ndigbos....unrepentant twit like yourself should be permanently quarantined so you don't infect this community with your idiocy!

you belong to the posse of deluded scientology-esque minority cabal of rabid, fanatical igbotic bigots who attack, ridicule and denigrate anyone who has the chutzpah to question your tribalist ambition! i wasn't going to pay attention to you at first if you weren't such a despicable obnoxious nitwit that displays the same fits of a photo-sensitive epileptic patient!

afam4eva: Bloke, be proud of what you do for a living. At least you have a job duping people. There are people that have no source of livelihood.

afam, you are a pleb....stop lying to yourself you have a job!

FreeGlobe: coogar is a cooker. am just kidding, he is jobless, can you employ the retartded fellow in your business? ok he is doing the normal work, yahoo yahoo

look @ this hypersensitive imbëcile.......
who can be more jobless than you? you grown men with grey hair gathered together against a woman thrice younger than youse to cast aspersions at her persona - i hope amadioha infect your obese body with dengue fever!

afam4eva: I doubt if he has the IQ to the the kind of job that i'm doing. I think his IQ is fit for only washing dead boddies, spraying people perfumes in public toilets and selling G-string. He's not even smart enough to sell Gala in hold-up because he'll get knocked down by a car. If there's any justice in the world, Coogar will be cleaning my shoe and carrying my bag.

bahahaha
afam, do you have a shoe? you are the modern day jonathan!
isn't that the reason you fell in love with the american anthem? anuofia......i have sent a memo to the american embassy with your details - if you show up there, they would cage you and beat ojukwu's corpse out of your fat belly......

afam4eva: @Coogar
What do you do for a living? EFCC is not after you...they're after bigger thieves and not yahoo yahoo boys.

go home and do something meaningful with your life
there's no career progression being an Internet cafe bouncer....you would either end up dead or incarcerated! time to go on my knees and pray hard you get locked up, i would be amused to see what clifford orji wannabes do to your bushy rectum, you shameless plank!

dayokanu: Dendemoron, You are a disgrace to your lineage.

Take your age, divide it by 3, You would have an idea of Oguguas age.

You freaking loser. All what you have achieved at you miserable old age, this girl would achieve before 30.

buhahaha
i can write everything dede1 has achieved on a mustard seed! that dude is a chronic tribalist.......a shameless one for that matter....i shudder to think what he looks like in the real world!

afam4eva: Why not retail some dolce and Garbana wears to Ipodo and Katangua. Mumu you...Btw, i'm Nigerian.

epitome of a kerosene background.....

A Web Affionado i am, Mr Coogar what do you do for a living? Don't run away from my question. EFCC no dey Nairaland.

web-what?
stop deluding yourself, houseboy!
your madam would soon arrive from ipodo market......your access to the computer would soon be restricted till tomorrow when your madam goes to work again.....oloshious fellow, you want me in a dickwaving contest....my mentality is not shallow, keep lying to yourself you are a programmer? programming what? pirated dvds or 2nd hand refrigerator spare-parts?

r231: Calm down......we got the 12 point

just shows you our potential going forward if fergie stops messing with the team....the moment rafael and van persie were introduced, we produced 3 good goals in 15 mins.....
why did fergie wait for so long to tweak his idiotic formation - how can he anyone line up giggs and anderson in the midfield - we have fletcher, powell, cleverley, scholes and carrick in the armoury....why play giggs in an awkward position?

anyways - we got 12 points
fergie can line up his wife and her chambermaids in the remaining group games now...
we have qualified and we have topped our group which is what is expected of us from that weak group! we have till febuary to worry about europe now.....

ilugunboy: Am enjoying it too...but it seems the deadly verbal assaults has dealt a mutual blow on both....they are both worn out momentarily

worn out? afam is dead.....i am about bringing out the calvary....

afam4eva: Definitely not in Ipodo market.

you are a mongolian idïot......the crux is not where the products get sold but the quality of the product! i am not even sure you are function normally!

I'm a web developer, programmer, database admnistrator etc...Mr Coogar, what do you do for a living apart from washing dead bodies, spraying perfumes in piblic toilets for a living and selling G-strngs?

Btw, do you live in peckam?

spermflakes must have occupied your cranial cavity....
ordinary cybercafe bouncer like yourself is claiming web admin? you? with your below average intelligence quotient? nigga, please.......you cannot punch through a wet paper with your intellect......nigga, you are poor in spirit......tools of your ilk are only good at peeling potatoes in my village, you paraplegic idiotic midget!

afam4eva: Do victoria secrets sell G-string in Ipodo market? If there's any justice in the world, you would have been living in aa remote village without access to the internet to spew intellectually deficient jargons.

the idea started somewhere, you morönic pleb......
ipodo or not, it's better than killing people for money....afam, repent or rot in hell!

afam4eva: If there's any justice in the world you'll be selling G-strings in Ipodo market. Na God save you say na dead body you dey wash.

selling g-strings is a honest job - ask victoria's secret....
better than what you do for living - luring innocent young women into the bush to be sold to ritualists! afam - repent before the bakassi boys give you the "necklace" treatment.......you photosensitive epileptic patient!

afam4eva: If you need a company in hell pls look elsewhere. Afam is candidate for heaven. Satan will gladly keep you company and you know what satan does to people like you? He fvcks them....through the back...i'll be suprised after a few days if you azz hole does not get as wide as the newly commisioned well that was commisioned by
oshiomole. Open you azz for satan and be free...

shut your traps, you homoerotic peasant......if there's any justice in the world, there's no iota of doubt you would be polishing lucifer's knob while you are being fisted by a dozen goblins....

FreeGlobe: in all my time of using Nairaland, I present you with the smartest girl ve ever seen on this forum. I admire her intelligence. I believe she has a charm in person.

meanwhile someone tell this cursed idddiot @coogar to get off my dick and get a life with some amala.

hypeman/shymexx/bittymex/etc wants to join the party too. smh

may the gods shrivel your cöck!

FreeGlobe: By the way you missed the part where I said you and the demented fellow ifyalways will make a nice couple, you should reach out to her, even tho she is married and hiv positive too. we need to start isolating dummies like you too for world peace.

the odious charlatan speaketh absent wisdom once again......
do you even bother to read some of the balderdash you type? why is your intelligent quotient inversely proportional to your age? at 47, you have no life - witchhunting a girl young enough to be your daughter - your masculinity is questionable!

you are not intelligent, you are confused, you are mad. let me help the person who awarded you the fool of November to give you your prize, make sure you celebrate with amala and more ewedu.

my toe-nail packs more intelligence than your whole being.......i can write everything you know in this life on a grain of rice......you depraved lunatic - your conception was a mistake, you should have been aborted the same day you were conceived!

afam4eva: Ke ife ina cho eba ozo? I thought you had killed yourself already. Why not end your worthless existence with just a pull. I gave Rhino the same advice and he's not logged on ever since. I'm giving you the same advice as someone that cares. Shoot yourself- Stab yourself-posion yoursself...it doesn't matter how you go about it but be rest assured that the world will be proud for you to have given up your useless life for the betterment of humanity.

this obnoxious maggot with his senseless rants....
do you still have the american flag waving in your bedroom - next to the biafran flag? you are such a tyke! i have advised you many moons ago to kill yourself! you don't have to make it messy.........go to your father's farm and eat those cyanide-laced cassava with scrambled eggs and you would be on your way to hell!

afam4eva: I'm not married. It's not a human ypu saw on my profile sometime ago, it'a a dog. have you started doing dogs too? Anyways, it shouldn't be surprising because you're half human, half animal. Fvck your way to the Serengeti. Animal.

lack of comprehension.....or you are too obtuse to understand my lines
i said fate has it down that i would impregnate your wife - i am talking about the future, you numbskull! it does not matter if you are married now or not.....just remember whenever you decide to marry - my finger and my pënis would be lurking around your wife!

Since anonymous posts can rile you to the extent of you wanting to commit suicide, why not just shoot yourself so that the world will be one-1diot free. Just pull the trigger trigger and bid the world goodbye or are you too dumb to know what a trigger is and where it's located? SHOOT ON...

riled? i am having fun as usual!
your servant(advocate666) has provided another rare opportunity for me to shoot my darts at brainless bigots like yourself free of charge.........i love my life, i have no reason to kill myself! you don't love yours - you want to sing the american anthem - you would renounce your igbo heritage if a slave ship berths in lagos! you are a disgrace to your fatherland! i am sending this link to your father's email - the only thing you deserve from his inheritance is his old pipe!

FreeGlobe: lol, it has hotten to the point where you should start thanking anybody that calls you a dunce, you are a perfect definition. You comments has me laughing my butttt off, you quest to weave in English words beyond your iq is a task that mechanical engineers ould be envious of. you are a wasted sperm. get a life and get off my diicck. I asked you to go go eat amala, your brain is already filled with ewedu.

i don't blame you - the recipient and the donor of your y-chromosomes should have swallowed it with a bottle of small stout - you hail from a firewood background so nothing we do here makes sense to you! one of the disadvantages of the Internet is that it allows permanent residents of mental institutions like yourself to have free interaction with the well meaning members of the public. in the real world, the only chance of you and i ever crossing paths is if i need you to gauge my tyres........

afam4eva: May Amadioha and Sango collabo cut off that finger that you're using to type and your pennis too.

the gods won't listen to you - fate has it down that i would need my finger and pénis to impregnate your wife, you disgusting pleb!

See the way you're steaming as if someone cheated you off your blackand white TV inheritance from your father. Why don't you make yourself more useful by getting a job even if it's to wash dead bodies for a living or spraying people perfume in public toilets and stop masturbbating when IGBO is mentioned anywhere. Dude, get a life and quit trolling.

the reason i am steaming is simple: internet bullies make me sick.....
if i add the fact that these bullies are also cretinous bigots then y'all rüb me the wrong way..
afam4eva, you should be offered to the okija-gods.....there's nothing meaningful in your existence - you have no job, you dropped out of school and you just wander aimlessly like a vagabond! why don't you just end this misery of yours and jump in front of a moving vehicle?

OMO IBO: i tell you what. . .you guys crack me up.

All these pyrotechnics over an internet/online/nairaland position??

LMAO. . .

it's a disgrace......

advocate666
afam4eva
freeglobe
dede1
pointB
antivirus92
and the other street urchins who conspired against ogugua should not be allowed to interact with animals, let alone human beings......these lunatics are a disgrace to manhood - they have shamed humanity and if fair is fair, they all deserve a violent death or an incurable disease!

FreeGlobe: thank you, its better you stand in for her because she cant take my venom but I already addressed you in the other thread. when will you learn. why do you insist on walking around with an empty skull.

you have no venom - you are a spineless wimp!
she's disgraced you enough - i couldn't stand it watching a woman use your manhood to wipe the public toilet.....if you have any shame at all, you should hang yourself tonight! you troglodytes have no shame - y'all remind me of those idiotic igbo elders who gather by the bushpath to gossip about the teenage women in the village: piss-stained, alcohol-sodden, jobless, tactless and gutless!

afam4eva: You should be awarded the biggest 1diot for the month of November. The month has barely started but you've thumped every other 1diot on nairalsnd with your show of extreme stupidity. I wonder why they don't deport people for being stup1d.

this uncircumcised bigot won't shut his mouth and walk away.....
were you born feet first and brain dead? what's your business with what i say to others? i hope an asteroid collides with your okada-seat shaped head and burn you to ashes.......

FreeGlobe: ^
hahahahahahahahahaha, this bastartd talking about my scrotum. niqqa you gay, with you English speaking wannabe. do me a favor, just print this your thrash comment, bend down and shove it down your azz. dunce!

idiotic pleb!
he's 29 and he hasn't graduated yet from secondary school......
where were you when your mates were studying? busy setting mousetraps for bushrats---
anuofia, i am your nemesis and until you repent, there shall be no peace for you!

afam4eva: Ogugua should just be aware that some outsiders who are siding her are doing so just to cause confusion.

you are a fool!
did the outsiders make this thread? ever since okija-juju left the matter in God's hands, has anyone caused any trouble on this matter? instead of you to face the troublemaker that started this rubbish, you are busy witchhunting the people asking for justice? afam - shame on you! i hope someone shows this mess to your father so he can remove your name from his will - you deserve nothing from him, you have shamed him enough on these pages.........your share of his inheritance should go to the lunatics prowling the owerri bridge!

FreeGlobe: I really dont get this, do you think am into street yabs. lmfao. Biiiiitch, my mom is currently chilling where you and your future generations can never attain in a lifetime. you call me a monkey, am male but I can bet a million dollars that I look better than you without even seeing your dirty face.

How is business going? not something you can easily understand because its more complex than selling groundnuts in the market.

I wanted to let you slide because Andre asked me to but it seems you are more foolish than the idddiots that birthed you. Wtf, talking about mommythis that. Do you know what a hoe is to be using it to abuse someone, do you know where iy came from, have you ever stepped out of Nigeria, look at this gutter girl still in thr gutter talking thrash.

You husband must be a fool having a dolt like you at home unless you generate extra income tru harlotry. Yo fuk you, fuk ogugua, fuk any body that birthed you. die a painful death.

spoken like a true bastard belched from the cünt of a lunatic.....
look at you engaged in fisticuffs with a woman.....you are a disgrace to your lineage! i bet you wear sanitary pads every full moon.....useless man giving the igbo nature a bad name!

Antivirus92: thank God for admitting that ur toe is dead.what of other parts? Again,i am not a vulture like you that eat dead toes. Ogugua is ur queen and not mine. Puttana!

you are a disgraceful lout.....
who voted ogugua as the queen? non-igbos were prohibited from the electoral process so how did ogugua get there in the first place? i don't expect you to have the attention span to cope with the pace of the discussion. you have smoked your mum's pubic hair so much, you have lost your ability to think like a human being!

if there's any justice in the world - you would be bitten by a dozen rabid dogs before sunset!

ilugunboy: Your skull is filled with dust...

his skull is filled with spermflakes......
any one with the nerve to use the word "ofemannus" is a bastard in igbo land. this is not the morals my tribe teaches. we are drilled to respect the others as we would want to be respected. freeglobe is an outcast in our land - his grandfather was banished from the land many moons ago for stealing yams - he has no say in the grand scheme of things!

afam4eva: I remember there was a time that Ifyalways or was it Freecocoa was cautioning you but you continued in a show of shame with the professor of Ojukwu science, Dr DayoKanu.

you have one last chance to redeem your credibility and produce this thread here - failure to do so would give you so much sorrow - bad enough to make you commit suicide, you rabid dog! i have no time for your baseless allegations, you are a village tyrant!

I'm really happy that i make you sick. I hope it makes you close you account. I will continue until you desist from calling Igbos out.

i call out the undesirables - the people who put shame on my fatherland! if you are not happy with that, then go fück yourself!

Have you seen a gorilla on Viagra before? have you been raped by one? Did it give you triplets? Goodluck with your bundle of joy.

of course, i saw a viagra-overdosed gorillas gangraping you....
haven't you figured why you are abnormal yet? it's as a result of the abuse you went through from those gorillas......useless lout!

afam4eva: You're Igbo only in your dreams...you go about insulting Igbos and what they stand for and you have the temerity open your gworo-gworo mouth to claim to be what you're not.

show me one comment of mine where i have insulted the igbos.....failure to do so would put you in so much grief you would close your account on this forum.....you are a disgrace to the village that sponsored your education - afam, you make me sick to my stomach!

Carry your tribal ashewo work go another place. There's no place for anuofias in Igboland. We have enough 1diots to deal with.

you have enough idiòts to deal with? of course, you are the biggest plonker the forum has ever produced.....i hope you get rapëd by a gorilla on viagra!

FreeGlobe: it is only an idiiiot that will delve into a topic without knowing the point of discussion, she is simply being accused of what you unscrupulous elements do on this forum, always painting igbo black singularly of crimes that are obtainable elsewhere, always talking about kidnappings only in the south east as if it was invented in the south east. Joining the Yoruba agberos like you to denigrate igbos.

you are a verminous plonker......
if you don't have the ability to read between the lines, then go swallow some cyanide! she was only asking you inscrutable bigots to clean your habits first before pointing accusing fingers! after all, charity begins at home.....

I dont support crime and kidnappings and yes, I utterly condemn it in the SE. I also dont support hypocritical minions whose positions are always one sided on general issues and since you were quick to list those cases in the SE, I also did for SW.

i think you must be one brain-dead vegetable!
the crimes in sw, nw, ss, etc have nothing to do with this - all she said was igbos should act right before casting aspersions at others! you simpleton with the brain capacity of a slug - have you lost your ability to read and process simple statements? were you denied parental care as a child?

I also see your disregard for albinos, perhaps you belong to those that use or support them being used for rituals. you are indeed cursed. may thunder cripple those midget fingers you use to type these thrash. dolt.

your intelligence quotient is indirectly proportional to your age....the older you get, the dumber you become! you must have lacked the vital nutrients when you were feeding through the poisoned placenta.....you degenrate sonofawhore! i hope a rabid dog bites your scrotum.....i hope you catch a stray-bullet on your way home this evening!

afam4eva: Are you Igbo? What's your business with this thread?

i am igbo - you homoerotic rhesus monkey.....
because i do not let it get to my head like you ojukwu fanatics does not make me less igbo than you. now scram before i poke my fingers in your blood-shot eyes. lest i forget, have you eaten today? hungry hilly-billy!

afam4eva: Shouldn't this thread be between Igbos? Why are you guys crying more than the bereaved. Are you guys Ogugua's sponsor? Una put money for this election? Are you the electoral commisioner? Are you her deputy? I don't just get it with you people.

are you the electoral commissioner? are you the deputy? are you more igbo than i am? afam, you better tape it shut before i do the task for you......

afam4eva: What an 1diot. I wonder what breed of animal you're mixed with apart from being a coogar. I asked a simple question and you opened you mouth like a goat that was impregnated by a frog to abuse me. Don't let me start with you...

collide with me and your goons would be reading your obituary to your family.......
you are a disgrace to all the igbo people on nairaland - i hope your best friend's mum dies in your bed! oloshious fellow, about 50 years ago, men like you would be offered with a red bowtie on your neck to the oba of benin for manual castration!

afam4eva: I wonder what some non-Igbos on this thread stand to gain from this because it seems they're crying more than the bereaved. The same thing ensued when they caried Okija_juju's matter on their heads as if they really care about the person. Their aim is just to cause confusion.

shut up your mouth, you tribalist gay!
I hope all your daughters get premaritally impregnated by yoruba/fulani men!

[quote author=BABE!]Yikes! The drama is getting more intriguing by the minute. From what I can read, the Ezenwayi didn't volunteer to "lead" these confused lot. She was on her own with her policies when they said "oya fine gal, come lead us". I'm suspecting these people voted for her because of her yellow fine face and the fact that she's from Amelika. Yikes! Their political and traditional minds were fast asleep when they were chanting "Na ogugua I vote for". Now policies are clashing and they're crying foul.

I do agree that the/these people should be allowed to choose who to lead them, and also, a leader is usually a reflection of his/her people/society. GEJ is the president of Nigeria (which makes a lot of sense). Clearly, ogugua isn't a reflection of these ones. . .she's far more intelligent. So, if they want to impeach, that's really their cup of coffee. Don't you think? The babe in question has nothing to lose, rather a lot to gain from the impeachment.

Useless set of people, I must affirm. [/quote]excellent post....

some of the ndigbos on this forum epitomise all what is wrong with nigeria.....
they conspired against okija-juju for 2 consecutive years, okija has left the matter in the hands of his creator - they have now stooped lower to witchhunt ogugua - a woman young enough to be their daughters...........looking at this critically, these people should not be allowed to conduct any electoral process on this forum......bunch of miscreants!

advocate666: N'importe quoi.
Me too. i plan to come to Anambra, Imo and Abia state and turn it into Dubai. We all have plans. Having noble plans does not give her the right to call her brothers kidnappers and armed robbers. Not if she is trying to lead them.

Ogugua are you proud to be the online leader of kidnappers and armed robbers?

nah, she's proud to be the leader that would reform the kidnappers and the armed robbers in the east! why do some people find the truth repulsive? has she told any lie about the crimes committed in the east? all she said was before igbos start pointing accusing fingers, they need to clean their own habits first! what she says applies to every tribe in nigeria - we are all guilty of this........instead of y'all to applaud such words of wisdom from one of your kind, you want to cut off her head for it - how do you fools sleep at night?

FreeGlobe: you are a bastartd! who killed funsho williams, who killed bola ige, who killed dipo dina, who looted the nigerian police to a standstill, who was the first female speaker to be impeached for fraud, who was responsible for the worst plane ctashes in the history of man with several lives wasted, who killed the sultan of sokoto. Let me stop now, lets talk about these. I wouldnt bother myself to inundate a schizophrenic like you with newspaper articles on kidnappings in yorobberland, I wouldnt want to divert this thread. may God punish you... useless bastartd

your father had a profound influence on you - he was a lunatic!

the examples you are reeling out here do not advance your point one jot! ogugua rightly claimed that the igbos are the ones killing other igbos, kidnapping other igbos and committing all sorta crimes in the east and yet you guys want to impeach her for speaking the truth. what has funso williams gotta do with it? has any yoruba poster claimed otherwise that funso williams was killed by some unscrupulous yoruba politicians or what exactly is your point, you epileptic beast of burden? may amadioha impregnate you with 6 albino ewoks, anuofia!

hercules07: More beautiful too, I am amazed at the vitriol directed at her, this is just an online forum and people are going mad at a young lady.

maybe they think ogugua gets paid for being the ezenwanyi........i can see advocate666 selling his properties to do a sex change and take the post for himself!

advocate666: She made a generalised statement without proof. Absence of proof does not make a staement true. Infact, it invalidates the statement.

Whether the statement is true or not is besides the point. The point is that someone in her position should not be making such statements.

you are a consummate rëtard!
how can you tell us speaking the truth is irrelevant? who kidnapped pete edochie? who kidnapped mr ibu's wife? the okija-shrine saga? otokoto in owerri? who masterminded all these crimes? yoruba people? fulani? us marines? why do you find the truth repulsive?

dayokanu: Yaya Kasua

what are you yaya kasuaing for? when the issue was raised barcelona might not do it @ the britannia some years back, you screamed like a rhesus monkey - saying idiotic stuff that if barca could beat man utd, they would beat stoke..........celtic are a microcosm of stoke when it comes to negative football and they were able to despatch a very strong barcelona with ease......

you lots are pathetic.....
ogugua should be impeached because she's more educated, more exposed, more diplomatic, more intelligent and more tolerant than you "mgbeke" breeds? where was this gnashing of teeth when the election process was going on? ogugua contested an election, won an election fair and square and now she must be impeached because she has spoken the truth?

may amadioha deliver the worst strain of chicken pox on the offspring of whoever made this thread or the people conspiring against ogugua. ogugua is my ezenwanyi and no jupiter can touch her. if you billygoats don't have anything to do than gossip about a woman young enough to be your daughter, then buy a long rope - find a strong beam to tie it to and do the obvious......

desist from this plan before i bring my 4 apocalyptic horsemen on this thread.....