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dayokanu: This show of love between coogar and tpia sha.

The envy of all Our 21st century Romeo and Juliet

pro01: You frustrated, forlorn old witch, what are you doing here? You should know there's no hope of finding a husband here if you can't find one in real life. Take your decaying ass to Jesus, for He alone can love you the way you are.

alpha conde: Plz can someone explain what the documentary is all about myself and some others are unable to view this video.

dayokanu: At the same time? Yeepa mogbe. Tope shey na true?

Same entrance (front) or different (front and rear)?

dayokanu: Promiscuous?

I only knew of PSylish or did she do anyone else?

dayokanu: ^^ I wanted to say the same thing.

Thats Debos way of catching all the babes on this forum. Debo alone has cancelled over a thousand on this forum alone

He is just trying to get into another pant again and I strongly suspect this time its coogars hearthrob tpia

Is there a better revenge than nailing your rivals fiancee?

pro01: Lol. Thanks Coogar, but I no get power to dey respond point-for-point again, as e be say them no get point at all.

Let's just say Debosky is a 'real man'. . .the kind of man that 'typical' naija women LOVE to cuckold marry. To each his own.

debosky: Pregnancy after sex is not an accident - it is the intended outcome by design. Flying on a plane and dying is an accident - it's intended outcome is to transport you to your destination.

It depends on how hot she was.

Now seriously, I didn't absolve women of all blame and these incidences cannot be wholly eradicated. However, if the major cause is addressed (philandering men) then we can focus on the smaller contributions from the likes of Potiphar's wife.

debosky: So flying by air and having an ACCIDENT is equivalent to shaggging and producing the natural result of copulation?

I never said men corralling their soldiers would end the problem, but it would eliminate the overwhelming majority of the problem.

debosky: Men will continue to remain at fault - even though pro01's logic appears sound, it is ultimately flawed.

Yes men do the asking, but why do they ask married women? Why not ask only single ones?

My view is simple - anyone who shags should assume a pregnancy will occur unless he/she has taken sufficient precautions to avoid it or confirm it hasn't happened. You can't shag a woman, deploy your soldiers and then act in ignorance when they carry out their duties. I value my soldiers and ensure they are only deployed where I want them to carry out a mission!

No army commander will blame civilians if his soldiers act in a way he didn't intend, he blames himself for not controlling his troops.

As men initiate the act, removing the initiation will (largely) remove incidences of siring other men's kids from occurring.

As long as men continue to ask AND hold instruments of coercion such as jobs, money, assistance, protection and so on, these incidences will continue to occur.

debosky: Lean back boy - if you were fathered by a strange man and never knew your dad don't blame it on me.

Go and look for other fatherless lout like yourself to joust with.

orelove4liff: I lov dis educativ thread and i greet all d alphas and pastors in d house.pls can sum1 tel me why God sent so many prophets which is nw causin confusion among human beings?and is God himself religious? I knw God must hav knwn d consequences of sendin so many prophets b4 sendin dem.i also want to say dat both d holy books contradit demselves if u read dem very well.

Ibime: Drogba has been maintaining 40% till Torres came.
Last season:
Torres - 1912 minutes - 6 goals
Two months DD was in ANC, not even one goal.

https://i49.tinypic.com/n65du1.jpg

Meanwhile how come you reduce a fraction's value by reducing the denominator?

Ibime: lol
Man with no grasp of proportional reasoning want lecture us on stats. Which time crayfish become professor?

debosky: I don't see any sinking of standards - a striker should score, no doubt about it. But when he doesn't, his overall game play has to be assessed for its merits, and Torres' overall game yesterday was excellent.

This is why it's good to watch games before commenting - how did the Luiz' goal come about?

dayokanu: The poor Chelsea strikers have topped the scorers chart twice in the 4 seasons under review yet this oaf tells us 2 out of 4 is one-off?

Ibime: So goals scored by strikers was 31% until Torres joined, then it dropped to 16%?

The funny thing about unintelligent people like coogar is that when they try to play with numbers, they end up looking stupid. In other words, Chelsea strikers contributed 31% of chelseas goals over the last 4 year's. In the last year that number dropped to 16% when Torres joined. Intact that number musta been closer to 40% but Torres 16% reduced the weighted average to 31%.

Another stupidity of using such metric for comparison is that teams who play 4-4-2 have double the number of strikers on the pitch than 4-5-1 teams so more of their goals would be scored by strikers.

Even the clear cut chances CCC metric is a better metric than this GSBS metric that this illiterate put up there. The CCC metric shows us that Torres scores only 25% of clear cut chances whilst guys like Demba Ba score 60% or so. Other strikers score more CCCs percentage than Torres still. Yet someone keep telling us to measure only Torres clear cut chances.

Dayo, this coogar guy is slooooow don't mind him. Do you remember his infamous argument that the value of a fraction reduces when the denominator reduces? Since that day, I never pay attention to any statistical argument the doofus makes, Primary school students have better grasp of arithmetic than that twerp.

dayokanu: You are a liar and a saphead.. What did I say? You are a bloody oaf

Chelsea ManU Arsenal Lpool Spurs Citeh

2008/2009 68 68 68 77 45 58
2009/2010 103 86 83 61 67 73
2010/2011 69 78 72 59 55 60
2011/2012 65 89 74 47 66 93


305 321 297 244 233 284

dayokanu: When Chelsea scored over 100 goals their striker Didier Drogba scored 29 of those goals despite being away for Nations cup for 4 weeks

The attack depratment of Chelsea which has produced 2 of the last 4 league top scorers Yet they dont play to their strenght? How come their strikers topped the chart twice in that time?

dayokanu: A team is not creating chances but they are breaking scoring records

You are sounding more retardded by the minute.

How can a club not creating chances break scoring records? Was it the opponents that were scoring those 100 goals as OWN GOALS? Or was it Cechs goalkicks that were finding their way into opponents net?

dayokanu: In those last 4 seasons a Chelsea striker has topped the goal scoring charts

Yet Chelsea doesnt create chances for strikers? I laff in Nando torres

dayokanu: Are you suffering from Amnesia? You brought the concept of pure and impure goals I have given you list of strikers who have scored more goals than Torres, Now kindly sieve them for the impure goals.

This same Chelsea broke the EPL record scoring over 100goals a season So how can a team who broke this record be accused of not creating chances? What are they scoring from?

And for those asking How many Chelsea strikers aside Didier Drogba has scored more than 20 goals Is that the reason Why 50m Fernandud Torres has a awesome 17 goals in 78 appearances playing as a striker?

Iranoladun: Hi,

I am looking for a decent thrift store in Lagos where I can get rid of our old stuff in exchange for some cash or for newer items.
I am a semi pack-rat. I find it difficult to throw away stuff that I believe may be useful someday or that their usefulness have not expire. I am talking about stuff like old colour-TV, old sound system, old fans, pressing iron, gas cooker, furniture, dresses, shoes, bags bedding etc. I used to donate dresses & shoes to Red cross and Orphanage but what do you with the other stuff.

Do you have any idea on where I can locate a thrift store in Lagos where such things could be sold to earn some cash?

Do you have any experience in getting rid of old stuff that you and your family don't need any more? How did you manage it?

I very much would like to hear from fellow Nairalanders.

chic2pimp: Can hardly say that I am shocked considering Drogba is the only 20 League goal a season chelsea striker in the Roman era.

He and Lampard are the only ones to have done this and we all know Lamps takes an insane amount of PKs.

dayokanu: Are these the impure goals scored by other strikers this season?

I have given you a list of strikers who have scored more than Torres, Now show us the impure goals they scored

dayokanu: I have given you a list of strikers who have scored more than him you are the one who brought pure and impure goals. I dont knw what a pure goal or impure goal is. So the task is for you to identify which of the goals are pure or diluted

LOL @ the bolded. The same Torres has been playing with hazard, Mata, oscar how many has he scored? I saw Lampards lovely assist to mata for the first goal but Torres is banned from receiving such assist or scoring such goals?

StarBoard: Not so sure i agree with you completely.
When he slips in the box a la Southampton, or Gareth Bale races past him like he wasn't there, the fella was simply incompetent.

Even if you put two left wingers in front of him, the dolt will bomb further than the two combined and start jogging back like he was in a marathon.

by the way coogar, i'd take a shitty Rooney on his worst day.
United's soul is Wayne Rooney.

nateevs: @Ibime.
You are the one making the mistake dude and it all comes from your imagination that one of the DMs needs to go forward. There is no tactical imperative for one of the DMs to go forward and as such there isn't any need for defensive cover. This is where you miss the point. Mikel "may" surge forward at times, but never reaching inside the 18 like Lampard would. The difference between Mikel not reaching the opposition 18 and Lamps reaching it is a gulf. This is why you are making a mistake.

There should be no such thing as a cover in a 4-2-3-1 if the two sitting guys sit. The games against Newcastle, Arsenal and Stoke have shown that. We stayed compact in defence and still did not suffer in attack.

Mikel is not occupying Lamps position. It's just a tactical switch as applied in continental style where you have one destroyer and a deep-lying play-maker in a double pivot. Ramires hasn't got the passing range. Mikel has it and it only makes sense that Mikel sat just slightly ahead of Ramires. With a passing range, you don't need to go forward. This is where you miss the point.

Defensively though, they stayed disciplined and did not open up. In games Lamps has played in, it's like open waters and you blame this on Mikel? Please dude.

The reason I did not suggest Romeu and Mikel is because of the speed of recycling possession, not the speed of defensive cover.

dayokanu: In the league alone Torres has 3 goals in 530mins.
At least 10 strikers have a better record. Now go and remove the impure goals from those ones and lets know whats left

Demba Ba has 6 goals tell us those that are impure,
Fletcher, Suarez and RVP have 5 goals each identify those that are impure

Crouch Defoe, Michu have 4 goals each help us separate the impure goals.
Most of these players have lesser minutes than Torres.

Thats in the league alone. In the CL 0 goals in 180min when his team has scored 6. Doesnt need any comparison cos I dont knw what can be worse than 0.

dayokanu: Torres doesnt get good chances vs the Danish club, he doesnt get good chances vs any team, the one vs one he got he missed it.

Other teammates are scoring in bucketloads, Torres is still moaning about not getting chances?

Those teamates that are getting those chances, were they bringing the chances from Home or is it not on the same unproductive field that they get theirs from?

mbulela: Evra is a shame to the captain arm band.