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Family › Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by coogar: 10:33am On Aug 07, 2012
chaircover: For a while I couldn't understand what you were all talking about and then I went back to the beginning of the thread and started again and discovered that we have one person messing about with two user names and responding to her own posts

Esemaro/rol you are a very foolish girl and I dont mean this is an insultive way but as a fact. You come on here looking for acceptance on a terrible thing that you plan on doing and then you top it up by giving out your BBM pin on a public forum. You then say that your husband logs into NL. Dont you know that a simple search in google of your pin number will bring up this thread. How do you think I was able to track down and retrieve my stolen blackberry? All I did was to wait a few weeks and then google the pin number. The twerp who had the phone had put it in his facebook profile and from there he was very easy to locate.
chaircover on some NCIS forensic ish.....that's brilliant! you mean the tool pasted the pin of a stolen blackberry phone on his facebook profile? cheiii, nigerians and their persistence to "look big". i hope he was mobbed down and finally castrated when he got apprehended. people like that deserve no pity!

Did you say you are a medical student? Dont they carry out intelligence tests before they accept students in medical school these days? Is this the caliber of doctors who will be treating our loved ones back in Nigeria? How have you coped in school all these years with such low intelligence?
yet we wonder why 550,000 pregnant women die every year in nigeria. ese would rather be on nairaland looking for a bedfellow than save lives!

Anyway I dont blame you; I blame the older man who inspite of his age is unable to discern good wife material from shoyoyo. . . . Brazilian & mary kay powder will not kill some men. Look at the trash this one has put in his house and he will be beating his chest that he is married. Shioooor angry
don't blame the older man.....ese is smart, she probably laced her puss or cook some concentrated love potion to get the man enthused!
lmao@ brazilian and mary kay powder.
Family › Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by coogar: 11:56pm On Aug 06, 2012
[quote author=ese-maro]Does a delete button exist?[/quote]yes it does.....if you look hard enough!

[quote author=Efemena_xy]grin grin grin

Dayo, someone's taken a shine to you o!

Just be on the look out for the matchet weilding, BB searching fantasy hubby on your trail ... tongue[/quote]she probably wants dayokanu to replace her ex.....
it's baffling that a woman can come on a public forum and admit she's about to cheat!
there must be something wrong with the water people drink in that country these days.
the moral decadence is nauseous!
Family › Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by coogar: 11:54pm On Aug 06, 2012
[quote author=ese-maro]Wat makes u feel I can't post someone's pix.y dnt u post urs first[/quote]ese-maro, ladies first!
if you are serious about your gender then post what you have to post and stop wasting time! this is not the romance zone - theres a zero tolerance here for bullshittng and pussyfooting!
Family › Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by coogar: 11:48pm On Aug 06, 2012
dayokanu: How did you know the OP is a girl?

it could be 190 having fun

OP prove me wrong by posting your picture
she's a girl.
only a nigerian female can write "but" as "buh"
standard!
Family › Re: Sponsoring Relatives To Study Abroad by coogar: 11:45pm On Aug 06, 2012
naijababe: You are still missing the point coogar; why is Okoro's son going to Emeka for help if not to subtly demand payback for the 'help' his father rendered? He should be seeking philanthropy from coogar who never benefitted from his father....
emeka's a well to do relative, duh!
your question should have been - why did emeka seek help from chief okoro 20 yrs ago?
the answer should match why okoro's son is now seeking the same help from emeka.

BTW, would Emeka still be obliged to help Okoro's children even if they are undeserving of what they seek?
who decides if a youth is deserving or less deserving any help to get them up. i know plenty of boys who got expelled in naija unis cos of various vices and they were sent abroad and later bagged first class! we are talking about youths here not 40 yr olds. i don't think the standard of education in nigeria is a yardstick to judge one's ability - it isn when they travel out of nigeria that one can really assess them.

i have seen first class graduates in nigeria who cannot construct sentences correctly....
Family › Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by coogar: 11:32pm On Aug 06, 2012
[quote author=ese-maro]Anyway lemme just reply d ladies.I ve 2 I'd 's so I logged d first one out because my hubby might check my phone anytime which is normal.I didn't want him 2 knw wat I posted on NL,because he keeps wanting 2 knw if I dnt post any topic @ all.so I logged in d other one of which I registered a long time ago buh neva use it.am not wat u guys tink.am dropping my BBpin for d ladies only so u can add me shw u my pix so u knw am not d Jss3 drop out u re talkn abt.its very degrading 2me nah,my househelp is d one in JSS3.am a medical student in my finals,University of Nigeria.290AD3DA.[/quote]hahahaha - dropping your pin on a public forum too? home girl must really be desperate. when boys descend on you with crazy requests, don't come back here squealing like a gorilla high on viagra!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:08pm On Aug 06, 2012
dayokanu: Even in man utd

Valencia, nani were better than him in the midfield of 4.
valencia - 4 goals + 14 assists in 2124 mins
luiz nani - 8 goals + 12 assists in 2104 mins
ash young - 6 goals + 11 assists in 1565 mins.

one has to be genetically foolish to be named dayokanu - ashley young was united's best winger last season. if he had stayed as fit as nani or welbeck, he would have amassed more than 30 goal assists!
Family › Re: Sponsoring Relatives To Study Abroad by coogar:
[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Coogar, I don't think it is wise for Mr. okoro to go into helping Emeka with the mindset that Emeka will do the same for his kids. In an ideal world were the heart of men isn't corrupt and their memories are'nt quick to fade, Emeka helping his benefactor's kids will not even be up for debate but you and I know we don't live in an ideal world and people can be hardhearted.[/quote]nah - he did not do it so emeka can repay him back. if that was the case, 20 yrs was more than enough time to recoup back his funds from emeka. he did it out of just being charitable. he then retired and we all know how pathetic the gratuity and the pension scheme in nigeria is....chief okoro is still quite comfortable but not as much as coughing £25k on each kid in foreign universities per session!

Don't get me wrong oh. . .not saying Mr. Okoro shouldn't help Emeka. I am just saying "So that he can help my children in the future" shouldn't be the underlying motive behind it. Would hate for him to spend his twilight years. . .Heartbroken. cry
that was not his motive.....if you look back at the men in the 80s and 90s, majority of them had no less than 4-5 dependent relatives plus their family. most of them built houses before they clocked 30. a secondary school graduate then could work as a bank clerk and live comfortably - unlike this present lost generation....people who gave aid then were comfortable giving it without thinking of any returns....otherwise there would have been a collateral or an annual payment scheme to recoup the money back....

life is all about give n take.....


naijababe: j
Yes, because Chief Okoro should have told Emeka that whatever he spends on Emeka's sojourn abroad is simply a loan and someday he's going to be asking for repayment!
okoro's son approaching emeka is a loan repayment? okoro's son wasn't the one that sponsored emeka's education abroad. the son approached emeka just like emeka once approached chief okoro.....

May God spare us from godfathers masquerading as helpers!
the comment above is the most brilliant, most incisive and the most illuminating since i joined this forum. socrates and plato would have been so proud of your rare ingenuity!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:58pm On Aug 06, 2012
dayokanu: LOL at Ashley young bashing here. Like you didnt know what you were getting yourself into.

e is a one trick pony, Cut it, and try to bend it

Almost like Robben only that he is slower and and lacks those short nimble dribbles
he was one of the best players in the league last season despite his limited appearances caused by his persistent injuries!
Family › Re: Sponsoring Relatives To Study Abroad by coogar: 8:54pm On Aug 06, 2012
birdman: Perhaps Chief Okoro should have invested that money in his kids, so that he wouldn't have to depend on another man to cater for his own kids in his old age. Obviously, Chief Okoro now knows he was not as capable as he thought he was 20years ago. Hopefully he is reading this thread and will never make such a mistake.
when chief okoro invested that much on emeka, chief okoro's kids were still babies in kindergarten. emeka was an undergraduate and the persistent strike and student riots was delaying his career. hs came to chief okoro for help and okoro thought why not?

chief okoro is now retired, he's quite comfortable but he cannot afford to send his 3 kids abroad at the same time. emeka is now a successful investment banker by the virtue of the aid chief okoro gave him some years back. is it irrational for okoro's son to approach emeka for help?
Family › Re: Sponsoring Relatives To Study Abroad by coogar: 8:51pm On Aug 06, 2012
AjanleKoko: LOL.
Learn what exactly? How to make money online? grin
you're a lunkhead -
Family › Re: Sponsoring Relatives To Study Abroad by coogar: 9:25am On Aug 06, 2012
AjanleKoko: This thing dey pain you ga-an sha!
I bet your hoping your benefactor isn't reading this, and having a serious rethink about your stipend grin
yet more baloney! it must be noted nigerians know nothing about charity.
if you keep wondering why the country is backwards with the 50 churches per street you guys have down there then look no further than charity!

even with the fact that you have kept your money away from your relatives and you go to church everyday of the week, your life is still miserable grin it has to be miserable because you missed out on the fundamental law - "love thy neighbour as thyself"

the people in developed countries don't go to church like una. they hardly even believe there's a God up there but when it comes to charity - they don't joke with it. it has been embedded in their psyche to always give and that explains why they live a better life! ajanlekoko, continue to hoard your money - around the corner awaits armed bandits that would take it from you in exchange with slaps, kicks and probably sodomy! tongue
Family › Re: Sponsoring Relatives To Study Abroad by coogar: 9:05am On Aug 06, 2012
AjanleKoko: Sharon,
I honestly think you'd fare better on a topic related to Manchester United's poor preseason grin
that's because you are a pillock with poop for brains.....a team that's yet to lose a single game is having a poor preseason? yet you wonder there are more intelligent horses than you @ the olympics....you started a dumb topic - you are being called out and faced with tough questions, you have resorted to ebonics known to kids suffering from trisomy 21.

far majority of the people who pursue relatives aggressively for this kind of aid do so because they feel entitled to it. probably because they know this relative of theirs was also helped at one point in their lives. how many total strangers have knocked on your father's door begging £40,000 to school @ imperial college!

i have always known you to be an airhead - you are a witless apprentice. i have never seen you make an intelligent comment anywhere apart from the same archaic and vacuous reasoning. if you feel challenged, stop hiding behind the curtain and show me how clued up you are in critical reasoning...... i have thrown down the gauntlet!


AjanleKoko: But seriously now. Charity is very different from what we are discussing here. Sending people to college abroad from Naija can't be classified as charity. Sending kids to primary school in Naija can be classified as charity.
you are a consummate [color=#000000]r[/color]etard!
charity: the voluntary giving of help, typically money, to those in need.
where did it say it has to be N50,000 or 5 gazillion?

if you can help, do so - if you cannot, then say so and stop dragging your needy relatives in the mud on a public forum!
Christianity Etc › Re: -_- by coogar: 8:52am On Aug 06, 2012
[quote author=Omo_Tier1]To the OP, do not act like Samuel who had the call but ran to the prophet! Since you said God spoke to you, then that is the finality. Better you God give thanks to God for stopping you in your tracks! Not everyone has the privilege of being stop, they end up going through the bitter lesson before seeing the light. Why that is I may not have the answer, but always... I will trust in God who knows the end from the beginning![/quote]i think you have assumed a lot of stuff concerning the op....
how are we sure it was God that spoke to him and not his own evil conscience? in my opinion, one must be supremely righteous before they can have a têtê-a-têtê with God.....

now, you have this op: who fornicates at will and [color=#000000]f[/color]uck knows what other vices he gets involved in, how do we then assume he's heard from God? i am not trying to judge or misjudge him but we have to be clear on who heard this message from before analysing the message!
Family › Re: Sponsoring Relatives To Study Abroad by coogar: 8:40am On Aug 06, 2012
ocelot2006: Again I ask: IS IT YOUR MONEY? Did you give me/your relative a damn kobo? If you still feel butt hurt about that, do me a favour-go and give a live NEPA transformer a lapdance. Nonsense.
this is the idiocy you guys wear like a badge of honour....it's not about being my money or whatever you wanna call it. it's about being charitable and responsible if you are capable!
what you troglodytes don't know is the phenomenon is mostly cyclic. people don't just ask for these favours without feeling a remote sense of entitlement!

for instance, chief okoro sponsored emeka's postgraduate studies abroad 20 yrs ago, emeka later became successful in his profession while chief okoro's now retired with kids still struggling to forge ahead in their career. is it irrational for chief okoro's son to seek help from emeka?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 8:43pm On Aug 05, 2012
debosky: Like I said, bring out the stats - you cannot use your verbose garbage to fool anyone here. An assist against a defeated UAE side doesn't mean nada. cheesy

What exactly did Cleverley do at this tournament? Still waiting for answers. cool
the irony....what did ramsey contribute in this tournament? having a free shot from 12 yards is what you call contribution?

You don't know what position Moura will be asked to play at Utd - but don't let facts get in the way of your daftness. Cleverly is a pile of horseshite - take it or leave it. grin
ramsey is the microcosm of what tom cleverley is with the ball.....i don't need to put the stats here cos you won't understand it - cleverley didn't do nothing in the tournament but he suddenly remembered he had an assist? you are a clitbucket!

moura is a left winger....ashley young type! he cannot play in a 2-man midfield!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 5:50pm On Aug 05, 2012
debosky: Bring out the stats - unlike the twats on the scummie thread I am not fooled by your hot air. No assists, no goals, few shots on goal, what exactly did Cleverly do in this tournament? No wonder Fergie is dying to buy Moura. . . .Cleverley is about to be shipped to the Utd graveyard at Sunderland. grin
cleverley had no assist? you can come on a public forum to spew this nonsense cleverley had no assist? you are a disgrace to all arsenal fans - in the last 24 hours, i thought ramsey was the most useless human being on the planet but you just took the prize from him.

and of course, the reason fergie bought kagawa is because rooney is about to be shipped. nani was bought cos ronaldo was leaving the same season. you have just plumbed new depths of idiocy especially when cleverley and moura don't play in the same position!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 5:01pm On Aug 05, 2012
debosky: How was Cleverley's decision making? How come he didn't use his 'talent' to outshine Ramsey?

Oh I forgot - he only played well in the second half of extra time in the whole tournament. grin
that would be the same cleverley that was pinging intelligent passes throughout the tournament. ramsey outshone cleverley on the back of scoring a penalty and missing one? this is why we call you a plonker on these pages - go and see their stats and your claim here would make you feel idiotic!
Christianity Etc › Re: -_- by coogar: 3:01pm On Aug 05, 2012
2buff: There is this girl I've been friends with.
My heart skips every time I see her, and I see the way she looks at me too. There is definitely a pull, something seemingly more wholesome than just carnal attraction.
She is gorgeous and the flow between us is effortless. I can sense that there are expectations on her end, that I take the initiative as the man.

But being the guy I am, I consulted God first and made my intentions known. The word that came back was "No not her. Just wait, your wife is coming. She will come from a place you do not expect...". This was confirmed from another trusted unbiased sources. Twice now this has happened.

I've thus far been trained to the level where I do not officially START anything with any woman now until I have seeked God's counsel on the matter, but it is always one of the most painful things ever to have to pull back from initiating something that made a whole lot of sense....this girl makes a LOT of sense. But I'm not stupid...I won't go any further...but has anyone else met this "No"? How do you weather through? Do you tell the other person?

Atheists keep out please. Mature Christian counsel needed.
i taste them before i ask God. it helps me to avoid the heartaches attached to this scenario...
Family › Re: Sponsoring Relatives To Study Abroad by coogar: 2:56pm On Aug 05, 2012
ocelot2006: If a rich uncle or family member decides to spend his money in a damn whorehouse or burn it all up, how the hell is it your business? IS IT YOUR MONEY?!
and that's exactly why people think you are a glorified plonker....a relative who knows you have N20m to spend @ whorehouses every year would think you are wicked if you refuse to sponsor him abroad.
Family › Re: Sponsoring Relatives To Study Abroad by coogar: 2:11pm On Aug 05, 2012
GboyegaD: Do you know how much it cost to study abroad? If the guy feels he cannot help, we truly cannot blame him and I hate it when people feel it is the responsibility of an uncle to pay for their education. Although he hyped his feelings about the topic but that is not enough for us to castigate him so much because it would be very difficult for an uncle to pay N4m per year for 2years to sponsor one's education.
how much does it cost especially when these rich folks would not mind spending N10m in whorehouses and their aristo chics?
Travel › Re: Urgent Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee How To Obtain A Uk Work Permit? by coogar: 2:08pm On Aug 05, 2012
Abejimico: The good people of nairalander, please I need an urgent information on how to secure UK work permit. a close friend of mine got a job in UK and that's the only document that is needed from him to complete the whole exercises.
Any one that has information on how to get it should please

Thanks for your anticipated co-operation
a uk employer must have put in a work permit application for him which was then granted by the home office.
if you have any relative in the uk with a registered company, he can do the same for you....with the work permit,
you can then go to the british high commission in nigeria to secure your work permit visa....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 2:00pm On Aug 05, 2012
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 1:53pm On Aug 05, 2012
agabaI23: That's when he is not sending a dangerous pass backward!
this olympic football competition has really revealed how lethargic ramsey is.....he's got one of the poorest decision making i have seen. he's just a typical british player with the blood & thunder mentality. arsenal should flog him off to qpr.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 1:51pm On Aug 05, 2012
chamotex: Being a legend is not all about achievement
the media are saying we have agreed £30m for lucas moura.....that would be the biggest waste of money this millennium if that's true. we coulda signed modric for less than that....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 1:00pm On Aug 05, 2012
debosky: Why didn't Cleverly win the game in normal time? Yes Ramsey missed a pen, but he had the guts to step up again and take the first one in the shoot out and he scored.

If Ramsey was stinking the whole joint out, cleverly's stench was so bad it could be smelt in the Olympic Stadium. tongue
when ramsey was presented the opportunity to score from 12 yards, he wasted it. the first penalty kick he scored was nearly saved. ramsey lacks football intelligence. i couldn't count the number of times cleverley tried to do a 1-2 with ramsey failing to return the ball back. cleverley's biggest strength is the little time it takes him to know what to do with the ball. ramsey just runs into blind alleys with his zero skills and blurry vision.
Family › Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by coogar: 10:45am On Aug 05, 2012
dayokanu: Do you buttfuck? and how many Naija women would agree to be buttfucked. lets take a sample from this thread

Moreover buttfucking I heard bleeds and more exposure to diseases.

One girl once told me the rear would be the dish on the wedding night. cheesy
there's a huge disparity between what people say here and what they do in the real world? if you take a sample, 99% of the women on this forum would admit they have never fellated in their lifetime but is that the truth?
Family › Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by coogar: 8:33am On Aug 05, 2012
dayokanu: Whereas some people think its normal to do rear entry. I encountered one girl that the first thing she presented was the rear. I told her I dont do that and she was almost looking offended am I from Shakespeare era?

She did it again another time and I told her its an abomination in Africa to do that. Just to have an excuse
you don't arsefuck? be rest assured your wife would cheat on you at a point in your marriage. it became a fad amongst naija babes ever since kim kardashian got buttfucked by ray j!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 10:25pm On Aug 04, 2012
debosky: Team GB out! Anything English sucks badly in shoot outs.
with aaron ramsey stinking the whole joint out - the defeat was inevitable. had he scored his shoot out in the normal time, perhaps team-gb would have coasted to victory....
Family › Re: Sponsoring Relatives To Study Abroad by coogar: 10:24pm On Aug 04, 2012
AjanleKoko: I'm still challenged. Is that a good enough reason to do anything? I mean, my son wants an SUV, and i can afford it, so i just buy it?
I think there must be a reason why some of the developed countries offer loans to students who want to further their education. If I offered a relative a loan, would they pay it back, or would they expect it to be a no-strings dash?
After all, Igbo traders give loans to their proteges to start up. Or do they dash them the money?
If I offered you a loan to study abroad, would you agree to take it? Would you feel bound by honour to pay it back, or just say 'That's my share of his wealth', like Nigerians are wont to do?

Just asking.
ooh shut up with your woes already....."poor me - my relatives are milking me dry"!
if you cannot afford to send someone abroad, tell the people holding you to and stop wasting bandwidth with your thoughtless comments and lethargic line of reasoning!

far majority of the students who get expelled in naija unis go abroad and cop first class degrees for fun so your point is watery. people send relatives abroad to better their lives. I would willingly do it than have a relative establish a parasitic relationship with me for the rest of my life .....

yes, there's a reason loans are offered in developed countries and that's because schooling abroad is expensive! that said, there's a gulf in the cultural difference. the students who get loans from the government are not bound to give handouts to their parents when they start doing well - unlike his naija counterpart who was sponsored by his parents/relatives so spot the difference!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 10:06pm On Aug 04, 2012
agabaI23: Rasmshit just missed a home advantage penalty
aaron ramsey is by far arsenal's worst player in the last 20 yrs.....he cannot pass, he lacks football knowledge, he is gutless. he just loves running with the ball into blind alleys and create a massive clusterfuck there. he's the microcosm of what tom cleverley is....
Family › Re: Sponsoring Relatives To Study Abroad by coogar: 6:12pm On Aug 04, 2012
AjanleKoko: I have a question, folks. and it's very simple.
Why do people sponsor relatives to study abroad? I mean, it's becoming a fad nowadays. Youth in Nigeria leave school, can't find a job for whatever reason, and they ask their well-off relative to sponsor them abroad for further studies. In fact, the well-off relative is maligned and labelled as wicked and selfish if they don't do it.
Nobody has asked me to do it though, but I have many friends who have done it for siblings, cousins, even distant relatives. Honestly, I don't get it.

I am hard put to understand why I should send anybody who is not my child abroad for further studies, just on the face of it. I mean, it's not like these kids are brilliant, and won some scholarship or something, and needs assistance to fulfil their dreams. Just the average jobless Nigerian youth, with the average degree from the average school, who is trying to escape the country. Why should I do it? Education abroad is very expensive, and should be earned by the person who wants it. I mean, I can do it for my own child if I had the money, but even that requires some thought. Would I buy an SUV for my child, simply because he needs to get around and public transport is not all that in Nigeria?

Would like to hear other views.
ajanlekoko - what a plonker!
i have seen more intelligent horses at the london olympics

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