₦airaland Forum

Odunnu: hehehehe. I am a lioness an aggressive one at that. I love kobokos. Big, fat and long

damn!
here i am thinking you're a nun.
oam4j used to be a IndecentStar till he got born again
5 yrs ago.

Odunnu: Gists from the same reliable source has it that he's go a tiny koboko. Give me MrCork with a 17'' anytime. Money aint everything

koboko is a whip.
why do you want a koboko?
are you a fan of s & m?

Odunnu: Untrue story!

stop denge-posing.

oam4j is a governorship aspirant.
too much money...he's responsible too and gists from a reliable
source say he now owns 15% of facebook.
odunnu, deal or no deal?

xxhoney: Well I can say dat I've lived life, tasted d good part of life but wen it comes 2 commitment, I avoid it like a plague, I feel what's d use to go in2 one, as chances are u'd get ur heart broken I was there twice & I saw what my friendz (both male & female) also went through in d hands of their partners & thought why don't I fly solo & enjoy my life. I graduated in 2005 with a first class in chemical engineering & later got a scholarship to do my masters in oil & gas in d Uk, wen I finished d program, I came back 2d country & secured a job with Total which I later turned down even after writing their tests & interviews I felt it was going 2 cage me as I wanted to explore many things in life, u may call me silly as that wat friends always thot some even felt I didn't deserve my brains and dat Im too pretty & flashy to be so intelligent but I don't really like d idea of being tied down 2 one job I'm a very independent lady, a successful & smart business woman. I stay in a fully furnished 2 bedroom apartment & I drive a Bmw X6, I've traveled to four different countries & still counting coz my arss is neva in one place. I love outings & occasions alot, I'm d very adventurous type, I'm outspoken & its difficult for anyone to outsmart me. Now here's where d problem comes in; A job was secured for me by my mum (without my knowledge) in a well known multinational oil & gas company here & my mum is reigning fire & brimstone if I don't accept d job & settle down b4 december & live like a responsible woman. She's not comfortable with d fact dat I'm always on d move up and down, here and there. She has told me that if I don't settle down dis year, I shouldn't call her again. She &my dad had just 2 of us, I'm 29 and my kid brother is 21 he's studying in the US. How do I get myself to accept commitment and marriage ? Should I take d job & live a life I'm not used to? Sounds easy but not for me....

keep globe-trotting....don't mind those parents always trying to make
29 yr-olds live the life of 60 yr-olds. you're still young and trust me
marriage can be boring for a globetrotter like yourself. do you wanna be
a housemaid to one bald-headed husband who expects you to cook, wash and iron
everyday? i am not sure you are mentally ready for such chores now.
you have only been to 4 countries....you need 36 more countries to fulfil your
destiny. so keep exploring!

odunnu and oam4j sitting on a tree......smooching!

Odunnu: Coogar?, quit joking. I am serious and No! I'm not Igbo

so where are you from? i have always thought you represent the east

OAM4J: The only thing remaining for you to be a complete Nigerian lady is for you to marry a proper Yorubaman like me.

Odunni: Parents from South=South, born and raised in the North, went to University and currently lives in South East, hopefully will end of as wife of a prominent Yorubaman like OAM4J

thanx for this info!
i owe you three!

chamotex: Have you checked your email?
I don't know how this new PM works



Debosky is working closely with Pep this time.
He's not taking anything for granted

i saw him and kenny dalglish drinking some old
liverpool beer. debosky is in this competition
to squander £100m on poor players.

[quote author=Royal-VII]
..Lmfao@"you must have been staying around some riff raff"

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Odunnu: we also have igbo tribalists who were born and bred in Enugu.
Seriously Coogar, dont join them, you are way better and wiser.

odunnu, i am disappointed.
i am igbo, my wife is igbo.....
why would you think i am a tribalist?

i represent eastern nigeria to the fullest!
are you igbo?
if yes, where exactly?

debosky: Got the codes.

debosky....how are you shaping up?

Flashaldrin: Coogar we aint talking about professional babes here, most of those professional girls you are yapping about are either married, seriously engaged or plain azz ugly!
Most single girls in naija are unprofessionals!

most professional babes are married? for feck's sake...
you need to go out more, flash! life does not start
and end in surulere.

acidtalk: Guy, i won't wanna reveal too much but let me let you know i dated a student last like 7years ago.
All the ladies i have had anything to do with from then till date have all been working class and a professional.
A recent relationship with a lady 5 years older and an executive in a bank (senior management position) even got carried away once a while demanding for deliveries of pizza, flight ticket and the rest. of course these are things she could well afford a thousand times over, but i guess she was just being a Nigerian lady.

of course, women love to be pampered but what separates a proper chic
from a skank is what she gives back in return without you asking.
from what you have mentioned, you seem to find yourself in a parasitic
relationship rather than symbiotic.

So mr man carry your sophistication go siddon for corner. Don't come here and start bragging about nothing because you don't know who is who okay? Empty Barrel they say does what??

the irony....
guess who opened this thread to discuss about women and dates.
you are a miserable sod!

[quote author=tpia@]well ,so far today alone two women have opened threads (within one or two hours of each other) to announce they got scoped by a man.
Not the first time they'll open such either.[/quote]it's a phase in their menstrual cycle. there's
nothing new under the sun.

so, i'm guessing the chicks in question (ie your girlfriends) offer to pay probably because they saw you dont look like the paying type.
this stuff doesnt depend on nationality either, before you go off on a tangent!

you don't get it, do you?
more often than not, i still get to foot the bill but at
least there's a genuine intent the dates wanted to pay.

which is unlike the stories these dudes are painting....half of their
dates didn't even go with their handbags for the date....that's freeloading.
they have no intention to pay and they have no plans to even the score on a later date.

acidtalk: I don't think the homeboy even needed to be noticed.
Its a known fact that even in America and Europe Nigerian girls (most not all) are highly demanding.
When i traveled last to UK, a female friend who i haven't seen in over 15years said she wanted to take me round town only for me to realize she was only satisfying her needs.
Me wey come from naija na me almost feed she and her friends (one a serving senator and the other an immediate past minister's daughter)

These girls are from very comfortable backgrounds but they think demanding is just part of our culture.

that babes stay in the uk, america or anywhere else does not mean they have their
heads screwed rightly. majority of them are razz but got lucky with their visa
applications. i think it's a phase of life. at a point, you would date students(who
are mostly broke) and after a while, you would date proper professionals.....

that's when you'd see the difference.

nateevs: What's the meaning of this? Bros please stop with all these yarns jare.
What do you mean by Wenger has brought shame to his family?

the boy is a troll. i expect chamotex to slam the hammer on his head.
1025 needs to cool off before his blasphemy infects the others.

[quote author=tpia@]^i think you're lying.[/quote]i am not......maybe because it's the brand of
chics i am attracted to. a babe has to be a professional
to even qualify. i don't do "recharge card" babes, "travel
card" babes or "i need £150 to buy brazilian hair" babes.

[quote author=tpia@]in any case, na you sabi- still wont prevent yall from disrespecting women.[/quote]tpia, respect begets respect!
how do you disrespect a woman who respects herself and the people around her?
think about it. the women men disrespect don't respect themselves in the first place.
you can only be called what you call yourself.