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AjanleKoko: Ahem. And since then?
Used as toilet paper by so many clubs

AjanleKoko: At least the two finals we made, we cleaned our arses with which club again?
Do remind me.

AjanleKoko: Make una change the title of this thread jare. You lot ain't champions no more

queensmith: O wow this guy is still trying to sell his bullshyte? This blithering bumbling m0ron. So because the article stated 25% of 21 year old UNDERGRADUATES are unemployed, that automatically concludes most graduates are 22? When the study reveals very clearly the average age is 24? Thank you south bank, you have blessed the world with bl00dy idi0ts. I hope all these yeye universities shut down so these dogs will not feel the need to continue barking. mshew.

back to topic jare. #imdone

In 2011, 20% of 18-year-olds who left school with A-levels were unemployed compared with 25% of 21-year-olds who left university with a degree, according to figures from the Office for National Statistics. Graduate unemployment rates were almost on a par with those for people leaving school with just GCSEs, with 26% of 16-year-olds with these qualifications out of work.

shymmex: Back to the topic:

Updated version

1) She must be a cultured NIGERIAN (I don't want my kids raised on gazillion cultures - a mix between western, and Nigerian culture(s) is enough).
2) She must be educated, intelligent, knowledgeable, and be conscious (have an African mind albeit still western).
3) She must be a good cook (primarily naija dishes).
4) She doesn't have to be a beauty queen - average looks but blessed in the right places.
5) She must be able to understand me, and there must be connection (I'm a complex fool - even my mum, and siblings can't keep up with my complex character). I'm that guy you love to hate - but just can't hate...

Goldieluks:
Your fada!




I hope you don't smell smoke too, because that your five years afro might explode.
Am actually laffing my asss off! You and your husband coogar are both nutters.

That is also likely sarcasm. I smell Kerosene. Goldie, Goldie.

Goldieluks:
On a serious note, I was only trying to pick up a convo with coogar. I know we (coogar and I) always bash eachother.
But he seem to be taking it to another level, like someone dumped his old assss.

Goldieluks:
And you are a typical example of a failed father figure. Uncle wayward !

apocalypse: Surprised nobody noticed my typo , I meant to write " English teacher" and I totally omitted the teacher in the sentence. I have noticed I tend to do this a lot when typing/writing , it seems my thoughts race faster than I write and I jump words ( or even whole sentences ) when writing/typing. Is there some kind of treatment for this disorder ?

Goldieluks:
Coogar I know your problem>>>> Mid-life crisis. Don't worry you are not the first to experience that.
52 years old is no joke. At that age I don't think I would even have a facebook account, say less of browsing NL.
OMG.....!!!!! Coogar I want to speak to your wife and children. You are loosing it already! In fact you've lost it!

dayokanu: So you are already forseeing another Torres failure

At least, you saved face. Sarcasm my yansh.
You call someone a psychotic old man and you're asking them to cheer up . . . Confused human.

Goldieluks:
Lmao oooooold coogar. Stop flattering yourself. You are the oldest meat on this NL.
You deserve an award, because if at the age of 52 you still come online to browse and
torture people with insult, that means you are one jobless and sad white bearded handfull.

jay bee: Thought peeps only get unconditional offers when applying for undergraduate courses.
Are we talking about the same UK educational system?

Goldieluks: You take things too seriously, so that you didn't notice my sarcasm. I hope you are not an angry bull in real life?
Cheer up jare! Of course I know that 'your' and 'you are' has got different meaning. Duh!

You are too quick at throwing insult. What kind of a man are you. Badt mouth parrot?

Goldieluks: Yes ooh, please do, don't pay attention to old coogar.

Goldieluks:
Why should someone in their normal state of mind write 'you r' ?
You this illiterate psychotic old man.

BlueDiva: Actually, i know Torres wouldn't be moved.
He is Roman's favourite.

We will save this discussion till after the Euros.
Let's see if he can deliver with all the creativity available in the Spanish team.

apocalypse: Really! I need to go flog my English then

BlueDiva: Thankfully the Euros are a few days away.
We will judge him based on what he plays.

This is not the first time Roman has forced a dud on us just because he admires him.
The Shevchenko incident is still fresh in our memory.

Roman is an eccentric who wants things done his way.
In reality, Torres doesn't seem right for us based on what we've seen in and a half years.

Goldieluks:
Shut up old coogar. As if you don't know that 'your' is another lazy way of saying 'you are'.

BlueDiva: Who says Hulk ain't a striker?
Danny ain't leaving if he will get a chance to play.

There is no guarantee Torres will deliver.
Let's wait and see what he does at the Euros.

BlueDiva: Spend almost 80 mil pounds buying Hulk, Marin and Hazard just to assist the dud? How logical.
This is the time to recoup some funds back.

Sell or loan out Torres.
Hulk, Danny and Lukaku are enough strikers.

--------Hulk/Danny

Mata---Hazard---Ramires

Danny will get us loads of goals as a CF, i'm sure of that.

Sagamite: And she claims (for the first time ever) that she attended a Top 5 uni.



Ye! My ribs. Dem no go kill me today.

queensmith: Omg, I mean I know you're a complete mor0n but not to this extent. So the little nonsense you posted proves what?? This boy is a bloody idi0t egba mi ke.

So because 25% of the 21 year olds that leave undergraduate degrees are unemployed ,the average age of an msc graduate is 22??
I'm not going to continue this with you, I just wanted to show people you are chatting shyte. I'm not going to bother myself with you or risk being infected by your nonsense! Mshew you are obviously brainless. South bank have done very very well. Well done to them smh

Ibime: Whats the rocket science in claiming that Torres can only flourish in counter-attacks.
Thats why he's a one-trick pony.

Now you're taking credits for a system which is yet to be implemented much less successful?

My recommendation (bench Torres) already won us the Champions League!
Beat that!

queensmith: Seriously, is anybody else seeing this bloody idiot? I cannot be the only one!

Put your nonsense in a rap song, the average age of postgraduate students talkless of the graduates is not 22! You cannot bullsyte on the www like this!

If you went through the bloody article you will see THE AVERAGE AGE OF TAUGHT MASTERS STUDENTS IN THE FIRST YEAR IS 24!!!!! Now if you had any bloody sense of reasoning (and spent less energy beating your chest like a gorrila) you will know these students will GRADUATE between the (average) ages of 25- 27!!!!

Where on earth did you get the average uk domiciled graduate age of 22 from? How you pull nonsense out of your arse and splat it over the WWW is just amazing! Only on nairaland sha, only on nairaland!!

shymmex: I'm not an economist - but I believe if I can pay 40% tax as a middle-earner, why can't the rich pay 50-60% tax??

Most of the rich in the UK don't even pay tax - yet they're allowed to exploit the poor... The system needs more balance - what's good for the goose, is also good for the gander....

If you're wealthy, and your source of income is in the UK - you have to pay tax, simple... They can't allow the rich folks to keep their riches in safe havens, and keep exploiting the poor...

jay bee: I hope you know men cheat regardless of being denied or what not.