Oh my heavens!
Pls shymmex, coogar, and all involving parties, can we have national peace here. Dis has gone on for hours, pls kiss and make Up. Thanks, so we can all get back to d purpose of dis thread .. Wich was very interesting before all d quotes on .. *sigh* educational qualifications and attainments. Pls, let's go back to bin fun and free.

denzel2009: smh... everyday bashing on nl.

ayoungi! dont mind goildie mama o! she wan claim our set na!

yinkaGreen: Oh my heavens!
Pls shymmex, coogar, and all involving parties, can we have national peace here. Dis has gone on for hours, pls kiss and make Up. Thanks, so we can all get back to d purpose of dis thread .. Wich was very interesting before all d quotes on .. *sigh* educational qualifications and attainments. Pls, let's go back to bin fun and free.

It was sagamite who derailed the thread, not me.

The guy just won't let me be, and I had to put him in his place..

Go back to page3, and read from there.

Idowuogbo:
ayoungi! dont mind goildie mama o! she wan claim our set na!

you! I was dancing azonto on your bakassi in my dream last night.

denzel2009:

you! I was dancing azonto on your bakassi in my dream last night.

Ewwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Back to the topic:

Updated version

1) She must be a cultured NIGERIAN (I don't want my kids raised on gazillion cultures - a mix between western, and Nigerian culture(s) is enough).
2) She must be educated, intelligent, knowledgeable, and be conscious (have an African mind albeit still western).
3) She must be a good cook (primarily naija dishes).
4) She doesn't have to be a beauty queen - average looks but blessed in the right places.
5) She must be able to understand me, and there must be connection (I'm a complex fool - even my mum, and siblings can't keep up with my complex character). I'm that guy you love to hate - but just can't hate...

shymmex: Back to the topic:

Updated version

1) She must be a cultured NIGERIAN (I don't want my kids raised on gazillion cultures - a mix between western, and Nigerian culture(s) is enough).
2) She must be educated, intelligent, knowledgeable, and be conscious (have an African mind albeit still western).
3) She must be a good cook (primarily naija dishes).
4) She doesn't have to be a beauty queen - average looks but blessed in the right places.
5) She must be able to understand me, and there must be connection (I'm a complex fool - even my mum, and siblings can't keep up with my complex character). I'm that guy you love to hate - but just can't hate...

*coughs*
*Laughs till amnesia sets in, re-reads post, dies of laughter*

shymmex: Back to the topic:

Updated version

1) She must be a cultured NIGERIAN (I don't want my kids raised on gazillion cultures - a mix between western, and Nigerian culture(s) is enough).
2) She must be educated, intelligent, knowledgeable, and be conscious (have an African mind albeit still western).
3) She must be a good cook (primarily naija dishes).
4) She doesn't have to be a beauty queen - average looks but blessed in the right places.
5) She must be able to understand me, and there must be connection (I'm a complex fool - even my mum, and siblings can't keep up with my complex character). I'm that guy you love to hate - but just can't hate...

cultured nigerian? 90% of them have lost their identity.
educated, intelligent, knowledgeable? yes, i will give you this, there are millions of naija chics like this.
good cook? the ones who can cook are refusing to cos of sex equality powered by identity loss.
average looks - i will give you this too.
ability to understand you - that's a tall dream!

you should be fine!

shymmex:

You get that for Postgrad courses as well..

If you get below 2'1 - you would probably get a conditional offer..

I don't know what people who fall in that category get, though..

LWKMD!!!

So it is only people that get below 2.1 that get conditional offers?

Like what other conditions?

I thought grade was the primary condition for offers?

You did not know that?

Sagamite:

LWKMD!!!

So it is only people that get below 2.1 that get conditional offers?

Like what conditions?

I thought grade was the primary condition for offers?

You did not know that?

How many red arrows did you get on daily mail today?

^^^What's his handle on Daily Mail?

O wow this guy is still trying to sell his bullshyte? This blithering bumbling m0ron. So because the article stated 25% of 21 year old UNDERGRADUATES are unemployed, that automatically concludes most graduates are 22? When the study reveals very clearly the average age is 24? Thank you south bank, you have blessed the world with bl00dy idi0ts. I hope all these yeye universities shut down so these dogs will not feel the need to continue barking. mshew.

back to topic jare. #imdone

denzel2009:

How many red arrows did you get on daily mail today?

I like to piss them off.

Bloody fcking selfish, self-centred man-haters.

queensmith: O wow this guy is still trying to sell his bullshyte? This blithering bumbling m0ron. So because the article stated 25% of 21 year old UNDERGRADUATES are unemployed, that automatically concludes most graduates are 22? When the study reveals very clearly the average age is 24? Thank you south bank, you have blessed the world with bl00dy idi0ts. I hope all these yeye universities shut down so these dogs will not feel the need to continue barking. mshew.

back to topic jare. #imdone

what a schlepper!
she even lacks the ability to comprehend simple english - article clearly stated
below that a quarter of the 21 yr olds who left university with a degree are unemployed.
if you leave university with a degree, a ruminant animal called queensmith thinks you
are still an undergraduate.

In 2011, 20% of 18-year-olds who left school with A-levels were unemployed compared with 25% of 21-year-olds who left university with a degree, according to figures from the Office for National Statistics. Graduate unemployment rates were almost on a par with those for people leaving school with just GCSEs, with 26% of 16-year-olds with these qualifications out of work.

shymmex: Back to the topic:

Updated version

1) She must be a cultured NIGERIAN (I don't want my kids raised on gazillion cultures - a mix between western, and Nigerian culture(s) is enough).
2) She must be educated, intelligent, knowledgeable, and be conscious (have an African mind albeit still western).
3) She must be a good cook (primarily naija dishes).
4) She doesn't have to be a beauty queen - average looks but blessed in the right places.
5) She must be able to understand me, and there must be connection (I'm a complex fool - even my mum, and siblings can't keep up with my complex character). I'm that guy you love to hate - but just can't hate...

Just say she must be a female gorilla and winner of a Gorilla pageant.

coogar:

cultured nigerian? 90% of them have lost their identity.
educated, intelligent, knowledgeable? yes, i will give you this, there are millions of naija chics like this.
good cook? the ones who can cook are refusing to cos of sex equality powered by identity loss.
average looks - i will give you this too.
ability to understand you - that's a tall dream!

you should be fine!

I hear that!

It seems all these troublemakers are the same people.

I'm done with the topic------------------------------------------->>>> Politics section.

shymmex: It seems all these troublemakers are the same people.

I'm done with the topic------------------------------------------->>>> Politics section.

person, don't run o.

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Sagamite:

person, don't run o.

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Tell us about conditional offers na.

Where are my ibotic girls?

yinkaGreen: Oh my heavens!
Pls shymmex, coogar, and all involving parties, can we have national peace here. Dis has gone on for hours, pls kiss and make Up. Thanks, so we can all get back to d purpose of dis thread .. Wich was very interesting before all d quotes on .. *sigh* educational qualifications and attainments. Pls, let's go back to bin fun and free.

Better person, what are the qualities you look for in a partner?

O'boy see beef...

Nl never disappoints.

Muhehhehehehehe

hmnnnn! na wa!

All these UK rubbish... U go to school, graduate and start work and then hand over half your pay to govt at the end of the day as tax, while spending almost half the year in bitter cold. What is it you guys enjoy in that your UK sef? Underground trains and week old vegetables from Spain? Cos I for one can't see anything enticing about the UK. Can someone educate me please?

coogar:

what a schlepper!
she even lacks the ability to comprehend simple english - article clearly stated
below that a quarter of the 21 yr olds who left university with a degree are unemployed.
if you leave university with a degree, a ruminant animal called queensmith thinks you
are still an undergraduate.

Come on, men! She attended a Top 5 university na.

She studied media studies at C[i]u[/i]mbridge.

Oh Lawd! It is amazing what reetards will claim online. We see the moronic reasoning they have day by day but they come out and say they attended places they could NEVER get the grades required and cannot demonstrate the qualities of its typical graduate. I don't know how many Cambridge graduates repeatedly use "your" instead of "you're" and I know many of them, worked with many of them, read many of them's work emails. Textspeak muthafckers do not go to Cambridge, they go to C[i]u[/i]mbridge.

It is amazing how after months of bashing the morbidly obese ghetto skank with a rancid attitude, all of a sudden want to start making ridiculous claims.

After bashing her repeatedly for months for stuffing her face to the point she can never get a man again, all of a sudden (months later), morbidly obese skank claims she has a man that is a model.

After bashing her repeatedly for months as a bloody uneducated hoodrat, all of a sudden (months later), morbidly obese skank claims she is a graduate of a Top 5 UK university.

I would not be surprised that after bashing her repeatedly as being obese, all of a sudden (months later), morbidly obese skank would claim she is a size 8 model that Ford Agency is harassing to join them but she can't be bovvered.

My God, what would moorons not claim online. Foools that say social workers (mainly public sector staff) make more money than accountants (mainly private sector staff), and then say statistical analysis is rubbish and "facts" is the information they have about their circle of low-life friends, would claim they attended university, worse still a Russell Group one.

Only online. Only in cyberspace. LWKMD!

Kevin_II: All these UK rubbish... U go to school, graduate and start work and then hand over half your pay to govt at the end of the day as tax, while spending almost half the year in bitter cold. What is it you guys enjoy in that your UK sef? Underground trains and week old vegetables from Spain? Cos I for one can't see anything enticing about the UK. Can someone educate me please?

Kevin_II: All these UK rubbish... U go to school, graduate and start work and then hand over half your pay to govt at the end of the day as tax, while spending almost half the year in bitter cold. What is it you guys enjoy in that your UK sef? Underground trains and week old vegetables from Spain? Cos I for one can't see anything enticing about the UK. Can someone educate me please?

Sanity.
Civilisation.
Certainty.
Physical and lifestyle security.
Human rights.
Hope and progress for your kids.
Modern living.
Public amenities.
No swarms of panhandlers when you go out to spend your money.
No constant attempt by retailers to rip you off.
Good roads.
Efficient civil service.
Nice, cheap homes in beautiful environs.
Constant power.
Value for money.
Merit based career.
Good and well-equipped schools.
Variety of hot women (Black, White, Asian, Oriental, Latino, Arab, and even remix ones of all the aforementioned).

All these makes frustration pretty difficult.

@Sagamite

I smacked you intellectually, exposed your lack of comprehension and cognitive skills, and molested you lyrically with hip hop lyrics - yet you have refused to die... You're like a gift that keeps on giving... How can I make you go away forever to the hole you crawled out from?

You will never win in a intellectual discourse with me (because my cognitive skills are excellent, and I'll pick holes out of every comment you make), and I doubt you will in a verbal assault..

You need to give up now to save your e-reputation.. I'm not someone to mess with.. When I go in, I go in hard...

The choice is yours!

Sagamite:

Sanity.
Civilisation.
Certainty.
Physical and lifestyle security.
Human rights.
Hope and progress for your kids.
Modern living.
Public amenities.
No swarms of panhandlers when you go out to spend your money.
No constant attempt by retailers to rip you off.
Good roads.
Efficient civil service.
Nice, cheap homes in beautiful environs.
Constant power.
Value for money.
Merit based career.
Good and well-equipped schools.
Variety of hot women (Black, White, Asian, Oriental, Latino, Arab, and even remix ones of all the aforementioned).

All these makes frustration pretty difficult.

Dude I live in the US, and u haven't said anything I find exciting. Maybe to Nigerians at home, but not to me. So I fail to see what u guys expended 10 pages shouting about as if it is some paradise. Icy cold and heavily taxed. Tell me my friend, how much are you taxed? How many days of sunshine do u enjoy every year? How cheap and fresh are the vegetables u get to buy? Those are little pleasures of life that you guys on the northern hemisphere would know nothing of, yet you won't let our ear drums get a moment's peace. Bottomline? Abeg make we hear word.
It's not as if the schools are any enticing either. One year masters? I wonder what you guys learn in one year. I did masters for two years and it was so much hardwork getting thru that, got me wondering what they do in the UK for one year that is actually worthwhile. smh

Kevin_II:

Dude I live in the US, and u haven't said anything I find exciting. Maybe to Nigerians at home, but not to me. So I fail to see what u guys expended 10 pages shouting about as if it is some paradise. Icy cold and heavily taxed. Tell me my friend, how much are you taxed? How many days of sunshine do u enjoy every year? How cheap and fresh are the vegetables u get to buy? Those are little pleasures of life that you guys on the northern hemisphere would know nothing of, yet you won't let our ear drums get a moment's peace. Bottomline? Abeg make we hear word.
It's not as if the schools are any enticing either. One year masters? I wonder what you guys learn in one year. I did masters for two years and it was so much hardwork getting thru that, got me wondering what they do in the UK for one year that is actually worthwhile. smh

Ooh.

- Personal safety, no no-go area.
- No fear of psycho going to kids' school to pop a bullet in their head.
- Nigerian friends are 5-20 mins around the corner on average, not 2 hours drive away.
- Top quality education at a reasonable price.
- Reasonable capitalism, not lunatic capitalism.
- Sanely mannered people, not people that talk loudly and brashly like if they are on LSD.
- Multicultural society, easy to have non-black friends and not having to go to bars that are racially segregated.
- Unlikely to be manhandled by cops that behave like if they are on crack, well-trained cops here.
- If cops harm you because of the colour of your skin, they get punished.
- No need to live on credit and be insanely leveraged.
- Have a great job and still get more than 14 days holiday a year. 25 days is the norm and some even get 30 days.
- One in 4 black men are not in, and have not been to, jail.
- Protective labour laws, no stressed ediot can just fire you.
- Solid public transportation infrastructure.
- At arms length from other EU countries to experience difference and don't have to live among the most ignorant citizens on Earth.
- 1 year MSc at a reasonable cost and yet can get the same jobs as you with the four times over-priced 2 years MSc you paid for.
- Great football where it is called football, not sucker.
- Free Healthcare without some hilly-billy screaming "big government and such would bring the government finances to its knees".
- And by the way, tax for majority of people is below 33%, very few percentage of the population pay over that.

shymmex: @Sagamite

I smacked you intellectually, exposed your lack of comprehension and cognitive skills, and molested you lyrically with hip hop lyrics - yet you have refused to die... You're like a gift that keeps on giving... How can I make you go away forever to the hole you crawled out from?

You will never win in a intellectual discourse with me (because my cognitive skills are excellent, and I'll pick holes out of every comment you make), and I doubt you will in a verbal assault..

You need to give up now to save your e-reputation.. I'm not someone to mess with.. When I go in, I go in hard...

The choice is yours!

person, continue running. Wind don blow, we don see fowl yansh.

You have been exposed as a low-life cyber-boaster. We have shown you could not possibly have attended university as you claimed.