₦airaland Forum

Ibime: See Demba Cisse put to forking purpose or bend over and split a[i]r[/i]se with cork!

may the gods shrivel your c[i]o[/i]ck!

ritchboy: And how much does the league's top-scorer earn? Less than half. How much is Cisse on? Jelavic? Ba? Yakubu? Grant Holt?

Torres apologists are always quick to say he didn't price himself at £50m, but the bottom line is the £170k which he "priced himself" at demands far better performances. Four goals in fourteen months? Nucca, I could divide!

this is a very daft comment comparing chelsea to newcastle, arsenal, everton, blackburn and norwich.
chelsea are a big club. the moment chelsea sniff a player, the prices go 400% because the seller knows
roman abramovic is a billionaire and would fork out any amount if he really needs a player. clubs like
man city, man utd, etc belong to this category. they get slaughtered in the transfer market.

i'm baffled you still make this kinda asinine comments in 2012.
no mallam would sell suya for ritchboy at the same price he would sell for paddy adenuga.
shoe get size, okrika get level. in that light, the statement: torres didn't price himself becomes valid!

ritchboy: But he priced himself at £170k per week. . .

how much is £170k per week? is rooney not on £250k? yaya toure? adebayor on 180k or thereabout?
he had another good performance today.

Dede1: @OP

You can never find love again because you goofed to have given your only love to a Yoruba man. Believe me, you deserved it. I guess or maybe another imaginary love from another Yoruba man. You are very mischievous too because you said you are from east which could mean anything however you remembered to be specific about man’s ethnicity.

you are a disgrace to all the igbo men on the planet.
without a shadow of doubt, you must have been conceived by a human and a mountain gibbon!

PrettyCindy: I was married to a Yoruba man 2yrs ago (am from d East). The man is from a polygamous family and deeply believed in divorce; infact 3weeks into the marriage he suddenly decared that divorce is an option when anyone of us gets tired. Bottom line, the marriage lasted for just 7 months.

I did all I could to make our marriage work but I was totally frustrated. My pregnancy was 2 months old when he physically assaulted me repeatedly kicking my stomach. My child survived and he is 4 months old now, a healthy baby.

Now the thing is this, am a single mum now as we are finally seperated. What chances are there for single mum‘s to find love, are they discriminated against? Am not saying i want to start dating again now, i just want to know what its like for us out there.

true love, yes
marriage, it's highly unlikely.

jellyface: Hello everyone, i want dis issue to be examined and cross-examined. After helping my fiancee influence posting durin her service year, i discovered that She had intimacy with 3 men during her service year despite the fact that i made sure we visited each other regularly as distance made us 9 hrs apart. I discovered through her close friend who called me one evening to narrate what was actually going on cos she was going astray.Although, i ve caught her lyin several times in the past, My fiancee confessed to me and wants forgiveness. She got a new blackberry,an ipad,and a laptop frm these men. She claims to hve ended her flings with them and wants us to get married soon. She suspects her friend exposed her and doesnt talk to her anymore.Nairalanders, kindly help me scrutinize this case. Matured minds only. Thanks.

don't make a whöre a housewife.
forget the chic.

Ibime: A temporary reprieve as you can see.

Speaking in Spartacus voice: Find yourself in front of Ipukulu Marines by gameweek end or see title hopes extinguished permanently

I can see you copying my transfers but you are one-step behind!

you're a tool!
copying you? i laugh in mandarin.
yet it was you that just brought in krul, assou-ekotto, bale, etc.

[quote author=tpia@]huh[/quote]you didn't lose your ability to comprehend, did ya?

ronkebp: 1. Majority of Indians are not muslim, we have different religion lumped into one big nation....

they are still bound by their culture and their morals.
there are religions stricter than islam in india.

2. There is no way a couple can love each other equally, one will always be more...but it is good to marry someone you have feelings for and would be able to give you peace of mind in your marraige.

a couple can love each other equally. who says one will always be more?
yes, it could be hard to find it but couples like that do exist.

maclatunji: ^Can the degree of love between two people be equal? I think one will love the other more even if it is slight.

i am prepared to do slight. . . .but not the kind of imbalance ronkebp is talking about.
why marry someone that loves me more? so if a groundnut seller loves me more than any woman
on the planet then i must marry her based on that? my affection for her does not count?

cheiii - naija women and their uncanny ability to be selfish.

ronkebp: To an extent......yes!!!!, especially from a woman's perspective, only because sometimes, marraige and love don't go together.

Why do you think that sometimes, some of this arranged marraiges work-out, especially in India culture. Only because it is much more than, "i love you....you love me thing". infact love is 5% of what marraige really is about.

if everyone is looking for someone who loves them more then no one would get married.
that theory is the reason most marriages don't work these days because one party is more self-centred.
the reasons arranged marriages work in india is because the the man n the woman have been match-made since childhood.
and they are bound by strict islamic rules/culture and what not.

i will not marry someone cos she loves me more. that actually means i have no say in the matter.
i will only marry someone i love and someone who loves me(in equal measure)
now, that's the perfect match. if you marry someone on the basis that he loves you then trouble looms
the day you meet someone you love?

hehehehe - this is epic.
i am sure 80% of the managers in the league got caught out.
all you plonkers waiting for 11.30am tomorrow have been scorched.
deadline was 4pm today.

affected managers. . .now is the time to gnash your teeth.

gabuche: If your parents strongly and stubbornly opposes your marriage to your spouse, wat can you do?

get pregnant!

cugresources: A thread here shocked me, made me feel pity and compassion for the OP, an industrious honest guy who came here to pour out his mind, and got no good response, and even the help I wanted to render him, the door got closed three days ago and I don't know how to go back to his thread to tell him. To all the Nigerian guys in here, or reading this, pls just stay focused on your career, biz or education, the world today does not support folks without money, whether u are nice, intelligent, ambitious or not, so long as u do not have the currency to back it up, forget about having ladies' attention, its only on a very minute case (maybe one person in one decade), which mostly happen only in NOLLYWOOD films. But pls don't blame the girls, cos everyone love good life, just that it has been our culture not to recognize future talents, maybe our past leaders caused lot of hardship in the country such that everyone is now afraid of poverty and future. @Dailynews, keep your dreams alive, I wished I could have helped u, but mark my word, u will smile soon, just stay focused and leave the ladies for now, its so obvious that they don't like your type for now, and next time, try and increase your profile, cos ladies love lies- if u are a state governor, tell them u are a president, if a teacher, tell them u are the principal, my friend told me this to tell you, and I think his philosophy works from indications. Goodluck to you and many other good guys out there, I feel for you guys that even have the zeal to date for purpose and couldn't find a soulmate, life!

you pity good but poor guys?
of what good is a poor guy to today's women?

dayokanu: The league this year is a shame if Man Utd should wn the league

it's always a disgrace when man utd win the league.
when other teams do - it's because they are better than sliced bread.
when united do, it's because the other teams are shyte.

i don't know when fergie would ever be showered with praise and appreciation.
upon all the money man city spent, united are walking the league with more points
than they have ever copped in the history of the premier league.

according to mumuface, this is the season united's empire should have crumbled.
yet, united have refused to be dominated despite the challenges they have faced with
injuries to key players, transition and a rather quiet transfer window.

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"danny, hold the ball"

MRbrownJAY: bro Coogar, you are running away from the issue (like Dayokanu did) and need to stay on track:

nipping the bud is not running away from the issue.

A) the fact that this woman came to the office is IRRELEVANT, as we can clearly see that she has done so in the past and the hubby had no problem with that. so stop trying to make a point out of what offices are for bla bla bla. if you guys dont like your woman coming to YOUR offices then fair enough, the op and her hubby ARE DIFFERENT (and if he had a problem with it, he would have told her)! so stick to the issue at hand, instead of telling us how YOU run your household.

she has done so in the past does not mean it would always be welcome. maybe she did so when the hubby was less busy.
on this particular day, the husband was very busy attending to an important client and the matters being discussed were important n confidential.
what's the husband to do? leave his client(where he gets his daily bread) and attend to an insecure wife? is that how it's done.
the woman should have brought a dining table and continental dishes/drinks to convert the office into a dining room.

B) she came to the place many times before and the door was NEVER closed. shouldnt she question why the door is suddenly closed?

and on this day she found the door closed/locked - why didn't she call her husband on the fone that she's outside?
is it too much to call her hubby that she's around? no. she's more particular about what she's going to find inside the office.
the wife is insecure!

C) when the oga finally opens after 30mins and he is found in the company of a lady "friend", doesnt wifey has the right to know what was going on and why it took 30mins to open?! or is it against the law now for a wife to know what her husband is doing in his locked office?!

did she call the husband at any time during the 30 mins wait to let him know she's around?
shouldn't that tell you this woman tiptoed to the office? she was on a mission to the office.
maybe someone tipped her off a woman is in the office with her hubby and she decided to find out what's up?

MRbrownJAY: come on man, the fact that she visited her husband at work does NOT mean she is insecure at all. for all we know she could simply be a caring partner coming to tell him a good news, or coming to spend time with him (as she has always done) because she misses him, or because she needed to use a computer/fax/photocopy at his office etc...... saying that coming to his office AUTOMATICALLY means that she is insecure is far fetched!

why didn't she call the husband before coming? it's a place of work for feck's sake. . .not a business centre!
i wouldn't want anyone dropping by unannounced as well. a woman can show how much she cares in other ways.
don't pussyfoot around me in the name of caring. . .that's arrant nonsense! she kept knocking the door,
she never for once called her hubby she was around until the security guy did - and you still insist she
is not insecure - i laugh in zamfara.

MRbrownJAY: i have to disagree on that. dismissing the issue would allow this man to believe that he got away with what he did (if he did anything) and since we all know that people need to be honest in marriage, i see no reason why this lady should stop being honest now. so, if she has any worries then she certainly should voice her concerns.

whether she rants or not, this man has gotten away with it.
she found no single evidence that he was cheating when she visited and she's raised an unnecessary alarm.
if anything, she has forewarned the husband and if the hubby is really cheating, he must have learnt a
lesson or two to perfect his skills in infidelity.

MRbrownJAY: the fact that he didnt want her to know what was going on is the problem here, not infidelity (per se).........as his other half, she has all the rights to demand to know what he was up to. wouldnt you want to know if your other half was into something fishy (aka illegal/improper/dishonest)? i know i would!

i repeat - it's a place of work.
there are certain stuff in my office that are confidential. my woman has no right to know them.
if i am in a middle of such stuff and my wife drops by, she's gonna have to wait at the reception.
it's as simple as that.

MRbrownJAY: trust is based on event that happens during the r/ship.....so as much as this is not a 100% evidence of cheating (a simple questioning would have proved that), it sure left a dent on the trust this lady had for her husband.

exactly ma point!
an insecure woman does not trust her husband, if she does then why is she insecure?
the husband is no further behind than where he's @ currenly with or without this incident.
the wife has never trusted him.

dismissing what happened, simply because she didnt catch him red handed, would be foolish and crazy. they need to sit down and solve this like mature couples do, rather than pretend that nothing happened.

dismissing it is the best method. if the husband is guilty, he would give himself up.
but when a woman goes on a rant when her evidence is not air-tight, she has played into the
hands of her husband. she has reacted exactly the way they must have predicted.

if the other person was a man then it would certainly not change the fact that SOMETHING FISHY WAS HAPPENING IN THERE......... and whether it is cheating, stealing or what not, he did not want her to know about it.

fine!
so let her think something fishy was going on in there apart from infidelity.
maybe they were sharing their loot from a highway robbery or plotting to rob chase bank.
but let's rule infidelity out of this - life isn't that simple!

montelik: https://i.minus.com/iQLYI0zuZjKYr.gif
Rio still has mileage left.

rio still has mileage left? the same rio that has been lampooned by footie fans here?
i laugh in old trafford. i wonder what donkey dayokanu would say when united win
the league title without vidic. his opinion is that rio is not good enough without
vidic. the mind boggles. . . .

Ibime: So BlueDiva has seen the light?

I always stick to my guns cos I know what a player is supposed to look like.

Even when Ramires was the toast of the town, I was one of the very few analysing his game indepth on here, and only Nateevs and FBS would back me up.

Ramires looked alright because our play was staid and he's the only one that could burst forward and offer a change of pace.

Now that RDM is insisting on 2 central midfielders, those guys have to be precise in what they're doing, not like Ramires who run and give ball away every 5 minutes.

Anyway, no hope for Barca game. Make we just leave am there. We've tried. However I would recommend this line-up:

Cech
Iva Cahill Terry Cole
Luiz Essien
Lampard
Ramires Mata
DD

I would not even put Mata on the LHS if Kalou or Studge could defend properly. This is not a game for skillers, its a game for ninjas that will finish the first leg 0-0!

this ibime is an arabian donkey. you want to play barcelona without mikel obi?
they would roast chelsea home/away by a 4-goal margin - insha allah!
chelsea need 2 defensive midfielders to protect the back four. dedicated holders - not strayers.
i trust mikel and essien to do just that - luiz is a troglodyte, he loves strolling with the ball.

in ma own opinion. . . . .

--------back five------
--mikel obi----essien--
-sturridge--mata--kalou-
--------el nino---------

drogba, lampard, etc are too useless to star in this type of game.
we all saw as pablo aimar disgraced lampard last night - lamps chased
shadows all night!

Beync: Op the three of u are wrong. expeciacially u and ur wife.
As for ur friend who is so dump to have kept a married woman for 4weeks in his home without reconciling her with her husband is not a good friend.
after two good years he came to confess, of what use is this confession apart from tearing ur family apart. he should have kept his confession to himself and God and ask him for forgivness if it borthers him.
Well, ask ur wife if she is sincere abt it u will know and forgive her cos if it's u she'l forgive u. Also, to forgive is devine.

i do not blame the friend from confessing - it's the most logical thing to do.
if the wife had confessed first, how do you think the husband would see his friend?
in naija - whoever reports first is the innocent party.

onila: dont you like girls that can make you laugh, never a dull moment like me .

not dangerously crazy but good crazy- still a good girl

naija men don't like crazy fun girls cos naija women
don't like crazy fun men, duh!

MRbrownJAY: brotha Coogar
so the oga was on a "supposed" important phone call, he couldnt open the door to his wife but yet he could answer the call from security guy?! lol!

didnt you read where the wifey said that both looked guilty and not comfortable.....or that she always goes to her hubby's office and the door was never closed?

looking guilty is not an evidence. nigerian women often see hands instead of legs when they suspect infidelity.
the crux of the issue is simple - if you don't have an iron cast evidence, never ever accuse anyone!

she's just a disciple of insecurity. if the other person in the room with her husband was a man, would
she think her husband was gay? of course not. which tells you how the mind of an average woman works.

even if she'd found her husband dining with a woman @ the eatery, she would still suspect infidelity and
claim there was guilt written all over their faces. if she's not convinced, she should hire a private investigator.

nateevs: Hehehe. What do you think Ramires would have done if HE had the ball and Meireles was running into space?
That is what matters . .

How can you even come out and defend Ramires after that miss? I have an Arsenal fan here who is very convinced that Ramires was trying to miss it.
He says that's the only explanation.

Chelsea is better off without Ramires. All pace. . no end product.

it wasn't his fault though, he took his eyes off the ball.
he was celebrating the goal even before the ball got to him and he missed his swing.
it was a pathetic miss though but kalou missed more sitters than ramirez last night.

what's left now is to do barcelona. di matteo should visit guus hiddink for lectures.

cowgurl: Ur response reminds me of my girlfrnd's, she alwys tels me, if she catches a man cheatin, she'l do same n trust me, she means every word of it.

that's the way it should be.
the poster is seeking for help on nairaland and wasting time.
by now, i would have called his wife - tell her what her hubby did to my wife.

valacious: try work d logic urself too. Why didnt he open immediately? Commonsense would suggest he opens his door quickly out of respect for his wife's presence, except otherwise the couple just had a dissagreement and d man is still angry, and trying to pay back, thereby disrespecting her by ignoring her for close to 30minutes. Logically i can affirm this is their first time of getting intimate, and d man didnt want to miss d moment. So at poster, i suggest as everyone has said, cool off, and share it with him later. Sad truth for all women is-All men are polygamous by nature! Live with this mindset and u save urself a load of heartbreaks.

this is hilarious!
nigerians are too simplistic in their reasoning. so the only reason the
husband couldn't open the door in time was because he was sleeping with the girl in the office?
the husband could have been on a call - an important business deal on his office fone. he should then
leave that to cater for an insecure wife?

the only reason a young man under the age of 30 can own a car is because he's into
armed robbery/drug peddling. the only reason a young woman can own a house is through aristo runs.
until people get rid of these nonsense deductions, the country won't move in the right direction.

the wife did not catch them pants down, no semen sample was found anywhere, no condoms.
she didn't even perceive any smell that the participants engaged in any sexual congress.
and here, people have formed an arbitrary opinion that the husband must defly be cheating.

how about chasing the facts instead of guess-work?

dayokanu: Another m0r0nic post

What position was madrid in 2000 when they won the CL?

What position was Monaco in 2004 when they were finalists?

What position was Marseille that made the last 8 of the CL?

What position is Bilbao that took man Utd to the cleaners in Europa league?

How many times has Milan finished 4th yet made CL finals

except that no one said the league these teams represent were w@nk when they achieved their own feats.
troglodytes like yourself have said a lot since the big teams in england crashed out of europe this
season but then you forget no matter what happens, english clubs boss europe.

this is chelsea's 6th semi-final berth in 9 seasons.
united's 3rd final in 4 seasons in europe.
i dare you to name any other league with as much appearances as chelsea/united
in the advanced stages in europe in the last 10 seasons.

and some idiots would tell us the english league is w@nk.
chelsea - the 5th best team in england is in the last four in europe.
you can't make this up.

dayokanu: I hope Ballotelli is Man Citys mpst expensive player to justify your asisine post

tevez and adebayor are.
before tevez had his brainfarts, who was taking the penalty?
or you expect tevez to be taking them when he was in argentina shagging wh[i]o[/i]res?

you are due for a brain donor!
expensive players should be treated royal.
that chelsea's man-management is shyte does not make it the norm!

dayokanu: This m0r0nic hogwash again.

The best penalty taker takes penalty for the club, it has nothing to do with player price tags.

Demba Ba takes enalties for Newcastle Maybe he is their most expensive player.

Adebayor or VDV takes penalties for Spurs.

Goalkeepers Rogerio Ceni, Hans Jorg butt takes penalties for their clubs.

When Veron was the most expensive player in Man Utd, Nistelrooy was still taking the penalties

idiota - look at the teams he's mentioning.
we are talking barcelona, real madrid, city, man utd and the poof is mentioning newcastle.
adebayor is spurs most expensive player in terms of wages. city pays 50% of his wages, spurs pay the rest!
in the whole of london, only torres makes more money per week than adebayor.

nateevs: What a goal!

mikel's best game this season.
his monstrous clearing header sent meirelez on it's way - what was benfica's goalie thinking staying
that far off from his goal?

what a miss by ramirez!!!