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dayokanu: Ok now the boots are responsible for Torres woeful form, Hopefully he would sue adidas for giving him ballet shoes to play football .

I know you like figures, How many shots has Cisse had in 9 games that has made him score 10 goals

How were the chances Cisse scored from different from the ones Torres slipped?
Nice through balls, striker isolate himselfs Difference was that one scored while one flopped

He was given a chance to boost his goals and stats yet he chickened out.

Drogba is too old and his performance is whats expected from most 34yr old striker, Many strikers of his age are not even playing competitively again.

Chelsea realized this and bought a younger striker for 50m but this striker turned out to be dud

Ibime: Turn thought toward higher purpose and focus on improving the fortunes of the House of Prolificcockblockers instead of worrying about Ibime and Coogar who top table

VitiMini: You appear as honourable man, yet, attempt to slip c0ck in arse. . .

dayokanu: You give someone two chances and he folds up like an epileptic person Not once but twice.
How many chance does the team get in a game that one striker would be slipping twice in 5 mins?

How many chances does Papiss Cisse get in a game? Cisse 10 goals already, Are you telling me he has 300 shots to get those goals?

The same striker that was given a penalty to shoot and chickened out

The same striker that said lack of Spanish speakers in the dressing room is affecting him
The same striker who blamed the noise in London for his woeful performance

fatterman: I am married and Live with My wife at Home ,This morning as my wife was sleeping and her phone was ringing, so I woke her up to her pick calls, to my surprise she was rushing very fast and hiding her body, and I ask what is wrong with you, what i saw was so suprsing, she has tattoo all over her body, she never tell me her plans to draw a tattoo on her , and i never like a tattoo, she draw the tattoo on her bosom, waist, private parts, and shoulders, hmmm, I am still at shock, I don’t know what to do, I ask her what is the meaning of what she did, she never responded to me, My question is how can a married woman draw a tattoo without her husband permission? I am very angry now, I just rush out now, and still thinking what to do?

dayokanu: Vs Wigan, He was fed with 2 excellent balls in the box, No defender close to him and he slipped.

So Who is to blame for Torres not getting at least 2 more shots in that game?

debosky: Forget DD - he came on too late. But Torres couldn't fashion a single shot ALL game and it's just the fault of the wingers?

Amazing escapism.

doublecross: Only foolish girls will fall for that. first of all, what would a little boy who dont know what to do with an address be holding it. Secondly, why would the girl/lady follow the boy to the house instead op pointing. This is crazy.

debosky: Dunno why Nateevs is making a fuss about wingers - Chelski won more corners than Fulham - why didn't the attackers make anything of the corners?

debosky: If you have 12 shots with only 4 on target, do you blame the creators for not creating chances or those whose shooting is 66% off target?
Contrast that with the opponents that had 11 shots but 9 on target and the problem gets clearer - poor performance of the strikers/forwards

dayokanu: Total number of minutes Lukaku has played in EPL is 80 awesome min

Yet this toad wants us to believe the support cast for Lukaku was lacking in those 80 subs minutes

nateevs: Fulham are defending very well or Chelsea's wingers and Midfielders lack any sort of creativity and purpose?
Are you listening to commentary?

dayokanu: Who are Chelsea strikers this season?
a 34yr old African named Didier Drogba, A 27yr old Spainard fernandud and a teenage Lukaku

Drogba is beyond his sell day as age is taking tolls, Lukaku is too young and barely gets time (How many games has Lukaku started this season).

The responsibility falls on Torres to deliver but like the dud he is he delivers 3 league goals in 26 freaking games, Same as Ivanovic, Less than Terry and Almost same as David luiz All these are central defenders .

Comparing in form strikers like Drogba of 2005 and gudjonsen etc to Fernandud Torres of 2011?

debosky: A lot of absolute rubbish talk about Ramsey here - typical.

Did Ramsey miss from three yards like Vermaelen did? Did Ramsey stop a goal like Vermaelen did? But no - Vermaelen is not useless for making those mistakes!

More blatant scapegoating when the favourites don't do well.

Did RVP score when he had a free header with Hart alone to beat? NO - he hit the post. Why did RVP stray offside in silly fashion when he could've held his run and gotten us a goal? No mention of that! But hey, they are exempt from critique.

What of the player that replaced Ramsey in the starting lineup? Benayoun? How come he couldn't score from 4 yards out?

No talk of all that, all the focus is on Ramsey!

Note - Ramsey's miss was awfully atrocious, no doubt - but only someone needing a brain transplant would think that was worse than TV5 or Benayoun's galling misses.

I thought Arsenal fans were immune from ridiculous claims and utter irrationality - apparently they are not.

Ramsey is simply suffering from trying too hard to impress - once he calms down a bit the quality will shine through.

dayokanu: How come this was not a problem when Chelsea was winning the league under Jose mourinho in 2005 and in 2006?
Lampard is still their top scorer just like in the days of Mourinho Only difference is that they bought a useless striker who scuttled everything

dayokanu: Drogba is old and Lukaku barely plays.

The problem with Chelsea is in the striking department and torres is the major issue.

Drogba is too old to be depended on

The club buys a younger striker who is supposed to be world class yet this striker has less league goals than Defenders?

is it also the system that makes Ivanovic, Terry, David Luiz have similar scoring records to Torres?

Torres not delivering is the major issue here and thats what causes problems for Chelsea.

It would be a major issue in Bayern if Mario Gomez can only give 3 league goals at Easter

I can imagine where Arsenal would be now, If RvP had gone 24hrs plus of gameplay without scoring a goal, Not even a goalmouth scramble or tap in

nateevs: Another member of the 'Torres is 5hit' bandwagon.

sandy jo: One of the main reasons american women avoid nigerian men is their lack of good hygiene.Many nigerian men have offensive body odor about their person.Many of them refuse having a shower and they hardly wash their underwears with the result that many of them stink like dead rats.I can understand that back in africa you people dont have running water but then why is it when you come to this country you still refuse in having a shower? And yet you all scream racism when an american woman refuse in dating you.No american woman wants an african who stanks as a boyfriend.

ritchboy: That tackle coulda ended Song's career instantaneously!

ritchboy: Coogar and Ibime should hold fuc[color=#000000]k[/color]ing tongue, their words are absent common sense.

chamotex: Arsnal made themselves useful for once

chelseabmw:
Coogar, so u r supporting arsenal?

montelik: this is the 3rd successive game when an opponent have literally parked the bus with no attacking inteent from the start.

Taiwo has enough pace to deal with Valencia.

ritchboy: Hehehe, you're so st[color=#000000]u[/color]pid you are demolishing your own argument. What you are basically saying is Torres and his agent negotiated for "400%" more than what he's actually worth, LOL.

Or maybe you are saying Torres asked for £100k, but Roman and his goons said "No, you must take £170k or the deal is off!"

StarBoard: The reason £170k is a big deal in relation to Rooney (£200k),Toure and Adebayor is that the latter trio have put in shifts consistently over thf course of this season that make you accept their wages and excuse them for the odd bad day.
£170k is a big deal when a striker goes a full day without scoring when you add up his minutes.
£170k is a big deal when a striker can miss in front of an open goal.
Yeah strikers miss chances, but not as ridiculous as your dullard striker.
£170k is a big deal when a striker at a big club bought at a record fee can't boast of double digit goals tally in April but a supposed selfish striker played out of position at the same club does