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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Pride Of London by coogar: 8:08pm On Apr 04, 2012
dayokanu: Surely a workman blames his tool. Everyone is too slow for him. Spain is too slow, Hodgson was too slow, Ancelotti is too slow, AVb was too slow,

Yet the same Lampard you campaigned against has been a fixture under Di matteos resurgence
and he has done nothing since he's reinstated apart from firing penalties from 12 yards.
in a saner climes, torres should be kicking those penalties as he's the most expensive player in the yard.
that's what i am talking about - had torres taken all the pens lampard has taken this season, his goal
tally would be better which woulda enhanced his confidence.

football is not matrix - sadly, you still don't get it.

nateevs: Fixture? grin grin
don't mind the baboon.

however, mikel obi looks rejuvenated, am i the only one?
he's more composed and he's snuffing out danger before it develops.
roberto di matteo understands what works - villas-boas didn't!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Pride Of London by coogar: 7:43pm On Apr 04, 2012
dayokanu: Torres was mismanaged by Del Bosque, Mismanaged by Ancelotti, mismanaged by Villas Boas, mismanaged by Hodgson
Mismanaged by a Spaniard, Italian, portuguese and English all within the last 2 yrs
What a sorry excuse
chelsea and spain(under del bosque) are the slowest teams on the planet.
spain can cope with their slow pace with the number of technicians in the team.
chelsea on the other hand are just suffering from the number of old farts in their team.
Family › Re: He Said He 'touched' Her..&for Me That Has Changed A Lot Of Things! by coogar: 6:28pm On Apr 04, 2012
Laila Ikeji: laffssssssssss. u r very silly for ds, Coogar. lol
silly for my honest opinion? really?
a friend touches my wife, i touch hers.
fair exchange!
Family › Re: He Said He 'touched' Her..&for Me That Has Changed A Lot Of Things! by coogar: 4:41pm On Apr 04, 2012
Jay Alex: 2yrs ago my wife and i had an issue@home,i had to pay the yearly rent and had to get an operation for a torn ligament,the cost of both was almost same..I do not like to be embarrassed about my responsibilities so i decided to pay the rent and work for a few months and save for the operation,since it wasn't dire.My wife wouldn't have non of it,she insisted i get the operation first and from a mild argument,we really started having problems,we barely talked and she really wouldn't see reasons.So i did what i had to do pay the rent so i'd maintain the cordial relationship and mutual repect i and my landlord shared,since i wasn't feeling much pain or pressure from the knee.3weeks after my wife refused to pay our daughters school fees,which she took care and instead bought a new set of kitchen cabinet,she said that's what's important.That's when we had the big falling out..i was angry and furious and shouted on her,when i came back she and my daughter had gone to my best friend's house.I went there took my little girl and left her with my friend and his wife..after 4weeks she moved back in by then parents and relations had set in(the one thing i hate).4months later i got the operation,and since then we'v been good,best friends like always..a week ago my friend said he had something to tell me that's burdened his heart for so long,one he felt he owed me as a friend,i listened and after many starts he said he had 'touched' my wife while she held up with them,categorically they didn't sleep together,but then twice he said they were in each other..i left and havent said anything to him yet and my amiable wife never thot it wise to tell me all these while! The two people i love and trust apparently betrayed me..what do i do with my wife? Where do i start with her?
an eye for an eye. . . .
get busy and "touch" your friend's wife too.
Family › Re: I Caught My Husband Cheating On Me by coogar: 4:36pm On Apr 04, 2012
[quote author=rose~75]Mr coogar, I find it hard to believe that you're serious. What silly check was that?. A gynae overnight?
(hisses)[/quote]why are you asking me? ask the husband, not me.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Pride Of London by coogar: 4:12pm On Apr 04, 2012
dayokanu: Does van persie have 3 league goals in a whole season too? August to April 4 Torres has 3 league goals while Demba Cisse in less that 3 months has double
you keep harping the same nonsense known for brainless donkeys.
torres was mismanaged by the ex-manager. . .torres was surrounded by the most self-centred supporting cast in the division.
wingers who only care about scoring goals than making some.
Family › Re: I Caught My Husband Cheating On Me by coogar: 4:06pm On Apr 04, 2012
Otosdd: I went 2 my husband office 2 see him only for me to find out that the door leading to his office was locked. The security had 2 cal him dat d wife is around dat he should open d office door for me 2 come in, he took him 30mins 4 him 2 open d door only 4 me 2 enter d office i met a girl in d office. He has been telling me d girl is just a friend he has nothing 2 do with her, nd dat anytime he is in d office he likes locking d door. But its not my firs time of going 2 d office d door is always open.pls somebody should advice me on wat 2 do because right now i am going mad.i need mature advice no insult pls.
maybe your husband is a gynaecologist - he's checking something very private
and the door needs to be locked.

you didn't catch him pants down with the woman.
if i were you, i wouldn't talk about it again.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Pride Of London by coogar: 3:47pm On Apr 04, 2012
dayokanu: https://futbs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/chelsea-torres-goal-fail.jpg
van persie(the epl's highest goal scorer) missed a sitter that's worse than what torres missed.
other strikers have missed sitters this season but your homoerotic self is too blind to see.
Family › Re: Marrying From An Extremely Poor Home. Can You Consider It? by coogar: 12:04pm On Apr 04, 2012
naijasexy: I am one of the nicest people you could ever meet. Just saying.
we are on the same boat. i cannot marry any woman from an extremely poor home!
the marriage would suffer all kinds of challenges i am not even ready for.
a marriage where the man is the sole provider is not marriage. if i kick the bucket,
what happens to my children and the poor wife?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2011/2012 by coogar: 1:22am On Apr 04, 2012
Ibime: Some ninjas started panicking when they saw Ipukulu Marines top of the league. . . . dont worry, we've just started our final assault. . .
ninjas back up when i swing my base-ball bat up
swinging faster than raf nadal at the grandslam.
. .

ibime demoted back to where he belongs. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 9:24pm On Apr 03, 2012
debosky: My key issue here is the demonisation of Ramsey over a defeat where he wasn't culpable for any of the main failings - it smacks of scapegoating of the least favourite player, especially when the favourites (TV5 and RVP) failed to deliver.
vermaelen's lack of positional discipline ruined arsenal and i hope he doesn't commit the same tactical harakiri
when mancini's men visit this weekend. vermaelen gets attracted to the ball a lot leaving a vacuum. there has to be
a tandem here. if vermaelen decides to chase a lost cause - alex song should be covering the gaping hole vermaelen
leaves behind.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2012/apr/02/qpr-tactics-arsenal-mark-hughes
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:36pm On Apr 03, 2012
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:36am On Apr 03, 2012
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:02pm On Apr 02, 2012
chamotex: How do we keep doing it late in games though year after year.

I think Starboard needs to re-assess his stance. I don't care if we are playing crap or our squad is shyte, if we win it this year it should be our greatest achievement in terms of winning the league.

Coogar if you had told me 4 weeks ago that we would be 5 points clear at this stage, I would have told u to F@rk off!
ferguson is a good leader of men.
look at how he murdered welbeck verbally when danny was trying a fanciful back-heel.
compare it to mancini's state of sangfroid when balotelli was fighting his team-mates cos of
a freekick. how fergie manages to make his players thirst/hunger for glory is his biggest asset.

starboard already apologized for his premature assessment of david de gea.
i never knew we could be 5 points clear at this stage. i didn't know swansea could ever beat city.
but then, at this stage - it's all about nerves with the pressure heaped on the title chasers by the media.

the game against qpr now is vital. we need to claim all the 3 points to go 8 points cleat before city play at the emirates.
we would leave the rest to arsenal. i know one should not count on wenger on days like this but i like the fact that they
lost to qpr. their place in the champions league spot is not sealed yet plus joe hart would be missing on the night.

it's shaping up brilliantly for us.
johnny evans is a beast. vidic would need all his mojo back to unseat evans as we speak.
valencia is the best right winger in britain. he does not take any prisoners.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:23pm On Apr 02, 2012
chamotex: Great team performance . . . patience was the key.
Apart from Chicharito and Welbeck (when he came on), every one else played brilliant.

Our fans were amazing tonight . . . I heard them singing from the first whistle to the last.
rio ferdinand's tackle on yakubu @ 0-0.
it's the best football tackle i have seen on tv in the last years.

i was like dayyyyyyum!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:45pm On Apr 02, 2012
ferguson did this deliberately. . . .
how can he start without a proper left winger against a team that would sit deep.
we are man utd - we need width to obliterate teams.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:56pm On Apr 02, 2012
niniman: JOne
playing 4-3-3, Jones in middle, possibly Rooney on left!
unbalanced side. another brain-fart from ferguson.
young/welbeck should have started ahead of evra. we have no winger on that left.
rooney has refused to stay on the left leaving us with no threat at all on that
area of the pitch.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:29pm On Apr 02, 2012
niniman: [color=#000000]Game time;
LINE-UPSBlackburn v Man Utd
Blackburn: Robinson, Lowe, Dann, Grant Hanley, Martin Olsson, Orr, Pedersen, Nzonzi, Marcus Olsson, Hoilett, Yakubu. Subs: Bunn, Dunn, Modeste, Formica, Petrovic, Rochina, Henley.

Man Utd: De Gea, Rafael Da Silva, Evans, Ferdinand, Evra, Carrick, Scholes, Jones, Valencia, Hernandez, Rooney. Subs: Amos, Giggs, Smalling, Park, Young, Welbeck, Pogba.

Referee: Howard Webb (S Yorkshire)[/color]
fuckin hell. . . .evra on the left wing or what?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:34pm On Apr 02, 2012
montelik: How different will this season be, considering we have only won there twice(2) in eleven(11) visits. I wouldn't be too over confident.
if we fail to win there tonight then we don't deserve the title!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:31pm On Apr 02, 2012
montelik: We have never found it easy at Ewood park and I don't expect that to change. Even with what some would imagine our strongest starting line-up, its possible for us to not exactly dominate.
this season is different in that this is the first time united would be in a run-in without
any distraction from cup competitions. our players have had a week's rest. fergie even managed
to take them to scotland to play golf. united players are that idle and would be fresh for
tonight's match.

besides, this is the first time united are going head to head with their noisy neighbours
for the league title. i am now sure fergie dumped europa cup to focus solely on beating
man city to the title. this is why i think tonight's game would be a land-slide victory
if the right team is selected.

my prediction still stands.
blackburn 0-3 man utd.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 12:56pm On Apr 02, 2012
thank goodness, ramsey went to arsenal.
his bad luck would have made me become a sniper and have his welsh head in my cross-hair!
Family › Re: She Said My Father Touched Her. by coogar: 12:47pm On Apr 02, 2012
Coldfeet: embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed How would you advice I handle a situation where a young girl confides in me that my father molests her!! She claims its not once but several times! No penetrative sex yet! But she fears if she continues to stay in the house he might resort to that as she claims that his touches are getting more intense! I love my father and have great respect for him I know him to be a loving man to all and well respected in the society! Am afraid of the implications of this matter if she tells another soul about her claims. She threatens to expose him publicly if he tries it again! What do I do? How do I confront my father about this? Should I send her away hoping that her exist will bury the whole issue? I'm really disturbed about this case because I was a victim once! I was fondled by a mature man in my neighbourhood as a six year old! I've NEVER told a soul! Not even my hubby! This will be the first time I've mentioned it. I hail her courage that's if its true! Even though I sorta believe her because my assaulter was also a man accorded much respect in the society which was why I felt ashamed and afraid to tell my mum or anyone because i new nobody would believe me as I was already tagged an "OGBANJE". I will really appreciate your candid opinion of HOW YOU WOULD HANDLE THIS! Thanks.
have a straight talk with your father!
what sorta advice do you need to handle a simple issue as this one?
you would have to confront your dad and tell him the girl has been spreading the news to
whoever cares to listen and before your father brings disgrace on himself and his family,
he should put a stop to his randy ways.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:34pm On Apr 02, 2012
Emperoh: Common guys, it's not naysaying. Ewood park is always a tough place to go to
Again, the race has to get somewhat interesting now. If we go five points clear, that will knock the sail off Citeh
Let's give them some hope and then nick it off them
ewood park is not tough - fergie makes it tough for his own players with his ridiculous team selection.
if we go to ewood park with:

---------de gea----------
--rafael-rio-evans-evra--
valencia-carrick-cleverley-young
----rooney--chicharito---

it would be a cricket score in united's favour.
but i expect fergie to cop his usual brainfarts by starting giggs/scholes
in this game at the same time.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:16pm On Apr 02, 2012
Emperoh: Call me a naysayer, but i can't see us winning tonight.
I just want to be proven wrongly
blackburn 0-3 man utd!
Romance › Re: Why I Think Nigerian Girls Are Ugly - With Pictures by coogar: 10:19pm On Apr 01, 2012
bittyend: At least they don't beg for peez like Nigerian girls. undecided
you have the brain capacity of a culex mosquito.
so nigerian women should dress like those hood rats? really?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Pride Of London by coogar: 9:29pm On Apr 01, 2012
dayokanu: This coming from someone who said Torres has been Chelseas best player of the season, We know how much weight the comment carried
yes, he has been.
thankfully, roberto di matteo listened to my tactical analysis and has stuck mata permanently behind torres.
we are beginning to see the old torres with a good supporting cast and sturridge has learnt to pass lately.
in a game where you said torres was inconsequential, he scored a goal and supplied 2 assists.
Family › Re: How Was Your First Year Of Marriage? by coogar: 10:15pm On Mar 31, 2012
queensmith: there seems to be a trend, both of your husbands seem to have relapsed when you got pregnant. Maybe they werent mature enough to handle a pregnant wife, maybe they arent even mature enough to handle marriage- I doubt things get any better when a drooling poopinbg baby is involved.

I pity you both, especially since your married into a culture that sees no wrong in such nonsense behavior. There is no excuse for a man to be walking home 5occlock in the morning or hangin out more with his friends when his wife is at home pregnant. Thats pure wrong, how would he feel if you started to hang out more with your friends and come home when you like whenever he felt sick? (something I suggest you try so your husbands understand).

Well I wish you both luck sha you seem to have jumped over this hurdle, sexts seem to be very common with married men nowadays im beginning to wonder why they bother with marriage at all if theyll spend the time texting other women. . .*sigh*
can you handle a pregnant wife? the hormones driving a pregnant woman make them super-aggressive.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Pride Of London by coogar: 9:23pm On Mar 31, 2012
trust me, dayokanu is a laboratory retard!
at 3-2 with villa at home, how can the 4th goal be inconsequential.
matter of fact, it was the goal that won chelsea the match.

we all know how english clubs play when they are chasing a goal in the added minutes.
4-2 scoreline prevented that from happening. villa's resistance got broken by that goal.
someone needs to buy dayokanu some artificial intelligence from china. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Pride Of London by coogar:
dayokanu: What a slowpoke.

A 4th goal in the 94th min was what broke the resolve?

What should Ivanovic who scored the winning goal or Sturridge who opened scoring say?
yes - the 4th goal broke the resolve.
at 3-2, villa still had a chance. at 4-2 in the 94th minute, their morale died.
that's football intelligence but i forgot you aren't blessed with one.

when the score is 1-0. commentators often say the next goal would be crucial.
if it's 2-0, the winning team is coasting. if it's 1-1, game is evens.
but you idiotically suggested it's inconsequential - how pathetic can u be?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Pride Of London by coogar: 5:10pm On Mar 31, 2012
nateevs: Meanwhile if he failed to score the goal and Villa go on and equalize, you will be back here ranting on about how crucial it would have been for Torres to have scored that.

Gosh! Just get off his back.
dayokanu is a slowpoke - don't feed the troll.
a striker scores a goal that finally broke the resolve of their opponents and he says the goal inconsequential.
it's like saying the player that scored to make it 2-0 has scored an inconsequential goal.

at 1-0, opponents feel they still have a chance just like villa must have thought at 3-2.
scoring to make it 4-2 is the most important goal as villa must know no matter how hard they try, scoring
2 goals against chelsea is near impossible and that would dent their morale.
Business › Re: $540 Million Deal - Can Anyone Crack The Winning Numbers For U.S. Mega Lottery? by coogar: 9:21pm On Mar 30, 2012
i have the winning numbers with me.
copied from the original scrolls of nostradamus himself.
i don't stay in the states - anyone interested should contact me.

the ratio is 9:1.
9 for me, 1 for you.
don't waste time.
Family › Re: Who Pays For The Mortgage? Me Alone, Or Should Wife Help? by coogar: 5:34pm On Mar 30, 2012
queensmith: you didnt read the post! he explained to her, she's a typical village girl that thinks every man in london is a millionaire!
I dunno dude- I will strongly advise the op to stay away from such chicks unless he can afford it, the last thing he needs is a village pea brained chick on the loose in London, it will be wahala from beggining to the end! Many men have tried and failed!
he probably didn't explain to her very well. a man can't just ditch a babe on a small issue like this one.
there have been hundreds of thousands of village girls who have been transformed already. the babe in question won't be an exception.
even osuofia learnt to behave himself in london - and this girl cannot be any worse.

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