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denzel2009:
I'm still gathering evidence. I'll keep you posted. [s]Clue: did you go on a date this week per chance[/s]

yes. . . .twice to be precise.

denzel2009:
chill man. . . chill sleeeek

denzel washington.
you are tweeting in parables.

can you speak in cockney?

denzel2009:
lmao. . . . i 'll reveal when the time comes.

hehe. . . .who is this babe?
cuddlemii?

denzel2009:
Coogar, we are messing with the same girl.

you have been listening to usher for too long.
i don't share skirts!

2buff:
Coogar aren't you married? 

i'm married to my job. . .

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=809995.msg9639325#msg9639325 date=1322342251]No sir. You cannot. [/quote]that was nice, innit?

dayokanu:
[size=28pt]MY ACCEPTANCE SPEECH[/size]

ALL of una dey craze. Una dey follow me contezt errection shuo? i bow for una o

Anyway. Even though I was elected democratically, I yam hereby Shanging the prostitution constitution unilaterally.

I hereby ban all electoral activities for the next 12 months. If you are not satisied, You are all welcomed to protest in the streets of Syria.

For those that are frustrated, My govt has contacted Julius Berger to erect several thousand gallows in all the Geo-Political zones You can chook your neck hinside to show your grievances.

Also even though there wont be electrisity supply eksept in the Presidential kuotas, We would ensure that we have functioning transformers on all junctions so disgruntled elements can hug en masse

To my opponents First of all Mr Nateevs: I bow for you o. If dem leave you, You go push plane start. You sef wan dey follow me dey drag. You don see Fatai Rolling Dollars for Mr Universe before? You sef wan win. Leave hinternet if you are not satisfied meet me for Ojuelegba Under bridge I go beat you well rub sand sand for your face join.

To my other hopponeint Mr Konga or wetin dem dey call you.

To those that want to celebrate my victory and declare their loyalty, Youi should present your wife to me for a whole weekend. This is the unltinmate show of respect to the Hemperror.

As I don win so these are my 7 point agenda

BAYERN fans: Since we are the blue blooded elite fans on this forum you are free to make your own rules and change it at any time, You are free to bully any fan especially clubs with less than 4 CL titles

Manure fans: Make una make sure you win that Europa cup and be crowned the King of lesser and inferior teams for Europe. We need a worthy succesor to FC Porto, Atletico madrid etc failure to win that me and una don enter the same trouser

GAYYNERS aka Arsenal fans: Una don enter another round of wahala, Any loss of point na 2 hours of Hard core Apala and TerryG music on una thread. At the end of season, failure to win trophy is a crime punishable by Akpakoing.

Shekpe fans aka Chelsea fans: Una must to sell Fernando Torres or make him begin score anything short of that, Na wahala between me and you. And I no wan see nonsense argument on una threead again

Liverpool Scousers: Its either your thread becomes active or we merge it with equally dead threads like AC Milans we are saving space

AC Milan fans: See above

Barcelona fans: Ok una own don do, No be only una dey Europe, No be only una we come watch, Shuo!!! reach make you remain for others but one task, Ensure Mourinhoe remains without the La Liga and try your best to frustrate him out of Spain, Una fit contact Boko Haram for their services at discounted rate

Real Madrid fans: Just ensure you play well beat every team in La Liga 10-0 but make sure you lose the La Liga title to Barca and CL to Bayern your CL husband. You can manage with Copa dey Rey. That one don do you, No dey do Long throat

Tottenham fans: My only mission for you is to ensure you beat GAYYners and finish ahead of them in the table. Thats a trophy on his own

ALL OTHER FANS: You dont count If you are not satisfied, write a petition and post it here, otherwise you can go to Yobe and do evangelism for Boko Haram

Cheers

the most thoughtless, the most ill-advised & the most illogical acceptance speech on the planet.
you shame other posters on this section with this baloney. haba - type with respect intact for a minute naaa.

lest i forget. . . . .congrats!

hannie:
The issue is: we need to start distinguishing and differentiating these 2 things > FORM and PEDIGREE . . .

My simple message is this: THE PLAYERS FAILED/HAVE BEEN FAILING THEMSELVES, AS THEIR FELLOW RIVALS NEITHER HAD BETTER FACILITIES TO WORK WITH NOR DID THEY HAVE BETTER PEDIGREE.

yet more words of wisdom from my very own doctor. . . .

there's a difference between form and pedigree.
robin van persie is indeed the most in-form striker in the league followed by demba ba. . . . .and yet no one would even argue they are the best strikers in the division.

phil jones and chris smalling have no rights to be ahead of djourou, koscielny, squillaci, etc but it's either fergie feeds these young lads with so much confidence and motivation or the gods of football reside at old trafford. whatever the case might be, the buck still stops with arsene wenger.

chris smalling was an average defender @ fulham when fergie paid for his services.
the acquisition of phil jones baffled 90% of united fans and many thought he wasn't even better than johnny evans - but these young lads are playing out of their skins to impress. why can't wenger motivate his wards to perform like their pedigree suggests?

debosky:
If your dullard brain realises the players have failed/have been failing themselves, then how can you expect them to win the title?

Oponu agbalagba.

maybe dr kit didn't word his missive properly.
what he meant to say was alex ferguson has his ways of making js park, da silva twins, gibson, jones, smalling, etc perform beyond their abilities every time they wear the red shirt. why can't wenger do the same?

the excuses you are making for wenger can be made by united every year as well.
fergie can afford to raise his hands - do nothing and accept he's been outspent by city and chelsea and only aim for the 4th position.
has chamakh, arshavin, diaby, etc lived up to expectation? if those 4 players play like van persie has been doing, arsenal would bee higher on the table!

rabalord:
Hello Nairalanders, I am not predisposed to sharing my private life with the public but I suppose I’ve had enough of this torture to bear it alone. I also don’t like to embellish my write-ups so I’ll hit the nail on the head
I met a lady about 15 months ago when I was doing my youth service. She was my next door neighbor and a teacher in one of the few primary schools. She became my first friend in the strange land I found myself. Our friendship grew so much that my fellow corp members began to think “you know what now”…
Anyways one day I came back from my PPA and as usual dashed to her room after changing only to meet a guy she introduced as her FIANCE. My heart skipped a beat and I felt as if cold water had been poured on my Unclad body.
Fellow nairalanders, do you know that I fell sick as a result some days later and I’ve not been myself ever since. Funny enough my sweetheart didn’t and still doesn’t have a clue as to what was happening to me. In conclusion, their wedding is a few weeks from now and I will not lie, I STILL DESIRE THIS LADY SO MUCH.
Pls advise me what to do as I am on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

you are a pu[i]ss[/i]y
cold water poured on your face because a babe you know introduced another man as her fiance.
what the heck is wrong with some nigerian males? did your testicles take a long trip to your brain cavity?

get out of here and go find your own woman.

hannie:
Manure is in pole position these days to clinch the EPL, YET WHICH PLAYERS ARE THEY USING TO PROSECUTE THE CAMPAIGN?

Carrick?

Smalling?

Young?

Jones?

Valencia?

Park?

DEBO . . .Use your fraking brain, our opponents are not necessarily better placed in terms of players . . .

OUR PLAYERS HAVE COME OF AGE, IF THEY DONT GET IT RIGHT NOW, THEY WILL NEVER GET IT RIGHT TILL JESUS COMES!!!

i think dr. kit makes sense and debosky is imprisoned in his nincompoopery.
for heavens' sake, when wenger went on his shopping spree in august, many thought arsenal were ready to challenge for the title but it's looking perilous for arsenal as we speak as they are nowhere the manchester giants.

tottenham and redknapp have managed to build a better squad than wenger has done in years with astute acquisitions and proper squad management.
where was wenger when parker was available? brad friedel? gallas and adebayor were once gooners - wenger's lack of man management took those players to tottenham. i dunno why wenger shouldn't be challenging for the title or be in the mix.

congrats oam4j!

you too gbasky!

[quote author=Omo_Tier1 link=topic=833993.msg9859213#msg9859213 date=1325189809]Okay this is the sort of off the head thinking I feel Nigeria should avoid in today's world, yea! You need to ask yourself yea, why did Nigeria Airways go under? Listen mate, it's not really about having a National carrier, but its about having one that works and works for the citizenry. The way to go in todays world is through PPP- Meaning, you can't get a group of politrickians who would convert everything to their use with the blink of the eyes.-[/quote]we are saying the same thing, hombre. . . .
why can't we have a national carrier that works like many of the other african countries?

Blaming Nigerians for the dearth of Ghanian's national carrier is just a new low me thinks! Aircraft  business is not child's play mate, okies. You need top notch management, with sound foresight and skills to get it going.

since the death of nigerian airways and virgin nigeria.
ghana became the hotspot for drug mules to traffic their goods.

Looking at the Nigerian political class today, having a wholly 100% FG National carrier would mean utter abuse by those in power or those close to them as they would get 'waivers' like they do in all things owned by the FG.!

i am not saying the federal government should own 100%. they should just get a national carrier that works and that is effective.
how they go about it shouldn't be my headache. if ghana and ethiopia can manage it with their limited resources, then we should be able to manage one as well.

dayorx:
@ cougar na wa o! I live in d uk and as far as I know, if your route is london-lagos-london, your card would be accepted! Cos I dey fly BA steady, but if it is lagos-london-lagos ii don't know bout that one because my trip has neva originated from lagos before!
D only tin they do is charge like an extra £4.50 because ure using a card or if u use paypal to pay!

U go just come here dey insult person! U can pass your message wiithout insulting someone, my point is from experience!

i didn't insult you na. . . . .i only corrected you when you said people come online to spew jargons.
since you now accept you dunno about lagos-london-lagos trip then we should just take it that you are clueless about the other side of the coin.

kingsilly:
Coogar itz ok nahhhh, or u keen on insulting everybody, ?few application of common sense will do,

you dey craze - you this king of silly minds.

[quote author=Omo_Tier1 link=topic=833993.msg9858661#msg9858661 date=1325184563]well talking about national carrier, that was an issue I actually discussed with the person I flew with recently. Although, I do not see as a disgrace that Nigeria does not have one as no Tier 1 Nation currently has a National carrier currently owned by the Nation state 100%. BA, KLM, AIRFRANCE, JAL, are owned by PPP and that is model Nigeria should adopt. FG should own 40% while Nigerian investors would own 45% and 5% stake for intending workers of the airline and 10% foriegn investor fund.[/quote]ppp or not. . . .nigeria should have a national carrier.

Please do not mention Ghana, hope you know GA is under EU watch for black listing . Yes Kenya, Ethiopia and SA are a model even outside of Africa but need I tell you that they exist because of PPP ?

because ghana has been infiltrated by nigerians and other drug cartels who now use this route to traffic hard drugs.

hannie:
The players that won the gaddem Carling Cup for BIRMINGHAM at our expense, how many textbooks did they have? some of them cant even pronounce words better than DAME PATIENCE (footie-wise) yet u keep yapping tosh

u need Jesus in 2012 more than anything in your life your case is looking lost

hammer hits nail. . . .

debosky, over to you. . . .
would you say birmingham had more textbooks to read than arsenal @ wembley?

[quote author=Omo_Tier1 link=topic=833993.msg9858567#msg9858567 date=1325183730]I am not saying your are wrong, but some how, some unscrupulous Nigerians may have done certain untold things to BA as per using their flight but I get worried when companies like BA with know discriminating records carry out a blanket policy roll over without providing the necessary reasons for doing so. I am not saying BA should issue a notice of warning to every tom and harry regarding policy choice of the company, however, I think it will do BA no harm to put up a clarification to that effect on their website. Like someone already told me, intending passengers from Pakistan also face similar discriminating measures.[/quote]well. . . .their flight, their rules.
i am more concerned a giant like nigeria does not have it's own national airline.
that to me is a disgrace. if countries like ghana, kenya, etc can maintain a decent airline, why can't nigeria?

we deserve everything we get from these foreign airlines.

[quote author=Omo_Tier1 link=topic=833993.msg9858476#msg9858476 date=1325182907]Yea, that was my logical conclusion, but then I asked myself the question, why would my place of orgin as per my flight departure be the main determinant to me using my Debit Card issued in the UK by a top notch bank with global reach? I mean its a VISA card that was used by someone I know whose payment was declined and I thought, but VISA and Mastreo cards are used widely in Nigeria.

If I were to book my hotel reservation in any of the top notch hotels in Abuja or Lagos, my VISA card is accepted, so why not BA, KLM and their likes?[/quote]nigerians have defrauded the system and they have decided to cut their losses by asking people to go and pay cash elsewhere.
if you are persistent, they simply ask you to bring your card to their counter at the airport and pay right there.
i don't blame them. . . . . i blame the unscrupulous nigerians who have made the venture a business.

debosky:
Make we hear word! Arsenal fans have spent over 5 years on NL complaining about numerous things that need to be addressed for Arsenal to be top of the class. When many of the issues have not been addressed while the opposition gets stronger what do you expect rational people to do? If your children's colleagues have 100 textbooks and your own child has only 60, you'll be daft expecting them to finish in the top 5% - you may hope they do well, but your realistic expectation is a different matter.

the child with 100 textbooks might not do better than the one with 60. . . .he might be too dull to even study hard n pass his exams.
money doesn't always bring success. man city have been at it for eons now and they are yet to win. chelsea have outspent most clubs since the roman era and they have only won the league 3 times in 8 seasons.

The objective assessment of this current Arsenal side is that we would do well to get into the top 4 - FACT!
If Wenger went out and bought a top striker, winger and a back up LB in January then expectations would change.

top striker - chamakh, park(the korean).
winger - oxdale chamberlain
back up left back - gibbs? santos? vermaelen?

BlueDiva:
How come Arsenal that specializes in using youngsters don't do well?
I wouldn't rule out the psychology factor. EPL teams are scared of Utd.

arsenal's youngsters are inferior to their united counterparts.
united's first team defence is rafael - vidic - rio - evra.

the defence of the reserve is jones - smalling - evans - fabio.
now compare this to the youngsters of arsenal, chelsea, liverpool and get back to me.
only tottenham and city can measure up and they still come short slightly.

BlueDiva:
Explanation makes sense.
We let our youngsters waste at Chelsea.

not exactly. . . .

it's just that there's a wide gulf between the first team @ chelsea and the reserves.

jose mourinho and the other managers should be blamed for this.
in games where chelsea are leading 4-0, 5-0 with 20 mins to go, young players should be brought in for some match day experience, but that wasn't the case back then. drogba would start every chelsea game from carling cup, premier league and european nights! that is irresponsibility and pathetic squad management!

BlueDiva:
^^^
A team that has 11 first team players absent is as good as useless.

I'm beginning to think EPL teams consider Utd superior when playing against them and put in half effort.
How come Basel would take Utd to the cleaners and Arsenal can't even beat the same squad beaten by Basel?

that is because man utd take the premier league more seriously and alex ferguson has it locked down.

united can have 11 first team players absent and still beat 80% of the teams in the league because the reserves have match-day experience lacking in the reserves of the other team. rafael/fabio have seen it all. smalling, jones, js park, carrick, welbeck, hernandez, gibson, berbatov are top dogs as well.
do a comparison with other teams and you won't get the same performance. lukaku, mc eachran, etc don't have the same experience as their united counterparts.

dayorx:
@ coogar its nt rocket science, no b today I begin fly wit BA, besides u want me to forward a link showing all my account details u must reali thk am silly besides its nt my fault if your ip domain is not trusted,dude u can book a flight frm london or manchester to naija wit your cc ordc no shaking!

you are a miserable sod!

when did b-a start storing account details of passengers on their website? all i asked is to show a link on their website where they take details of flights leaving nigeria to any destination in the world and you are spewing megedefegede.

if you are not armed with facts, you need to shut up and stop polluting the atmosphere with lies and fables.
you would be asked to go and pay cash or other alternative methods of payment.

U dint need to caLl me a liar u don't knw me and its reali uncalled for,BA wan pack up?
Y dem no go collect card payment all dem need to c na d card wenu dey board!
Shikena

they won't take card payment from you online. you can take that to the bank.
using travel agents to fly on b-a and paying via card to the agents is quite different from going on the b-a website to book for tickets departing from nigeria.
i can see you are confused and you have never bought a ticket on the british airways website ever before.

i reiterate you are a white elephant liar!

dayorx:
why do people always come on this forum to talk trash, i just tried to book a flight on BA now and all the said was to bring the card used to purchase the ticket to the airport to check in, as far as i know KLM does the same, even if u book train tickets u go to the train station to print the ticket with the credit or debit card u used to purchase the ticket online, abeg make the person wey talk dis rubbish park well jo!!
people should stop yarning rubbish and who said thomas cook wont book u a holiday if uve got your cash and the correct visa to come back to the uk ,,,abeg jo

you are a liar!
show me the link where you paid with your card online on a flight to nigeria!

[quote author=Omo_Tier1 link=topic=833993.msg9849347#msg9849347 date=1325074428]Strange this one! Why on earth does British Airways refuse processing Credit/Debit Card payment when the intending traveller indicates that S/He is a Nigerian?

Regardless of whether the card was issued in UK, US or in Nigeria, or that your place of residence as indicated on the card is out side of Nigeria, once you attempt to book  your  flight online and you are asked your nationality, indicating that you are a Nigerian, and you will be declined further preocessing and  asked to go pay at the nearest travel agent with CASH!

N:B, I  do not use BA but this happened to a colleague who by the way is British with Nigerian nationality.[/quote]they do not accept card payments if the destination is to/fro nigeria.
if a british citizen or an american citizen is going to nigeria with b-a, they would not accept card payment from him.
it's not about racism or whatever - it's about the yahoo boys who have defrauded their system.

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=833237.msg9851929#msg9851929 date=1325096902]We do the shaggin on them. . . .lmao[/quote]my friend, it depends on who is on top.
if you allow your igbo girlfriend to stay on top then she's the one shaggin you.

sheyguy:
When i said it in a thread few weeks back some folks here swooped on me like bee, Saying there is no sane muslim who would support BH, it seems more pple are begining to realize the truth now, the core-north are in support of these acts and 95% of those affect are non-muslims i can quarantee u that.

only a complete lunatic would disagree. . . .
boko haram members are not ghosts. they live in the same community as the "sane" muslims.
what are the communities doing to shop the miscreants to the police?

Most of the victims are southerners(45%) and hausa/fulani(55%) who r have taken to christianity,this particular case just happens to affect the ibos due to the church involved (catholic), the average core-north man does see hausa/fulani who is a christian as a hausa/fulani, to them it is impossible, islam is the reality of their culture so only a hausa/fulani who is a muslim is recognised.

i blame goodluck jonathan - the most useless african leader in the history of mankind!

For those ibo amongs us calling the westerners cowards, i hope they realize that we stand to gain nothing as a divide Southern Nigeria.
This is not the first time the victims of such act will turn out to be mainly ibos. The reality on ground is, the ibos can't all continue to proclaim one Nigeria half heartedly while it is clear they are the worse hit. It is either they react or accept a southern Nigeria status fully. Imagine a southern Nigeria united against any northern rubbish + the fact that we have christians and middle beltans simpathizers in the north.

one day soon, thugs from southern nigeria would invade hausa communities in the south and kill the inhabitants.

[quote author=alj_harem link=topic=833237.msg9851847#msg9851847 date=1325095926]yoruba oko igbo[/quote]

yoruba - husband
ndigbo - wifey

what a combo!

EzeUche:
No I am saying there will not be reprisals until the Igbo heartland is attacked.

Many Igbos in Alaigbo do not understand why Igbos continue to live in the North. Some Igbos blames the victims themselves for choosing to invest in those regions. That is why we haven't seen reprisals in the South-East.

If we were going to see reprisals, we should have seen it during the election violence.

so an igbo man working in a government parastatal in yobe state should not be protected by his people?
you amaze me!

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=833237.msg9851815#msg9851815 date=1325095645]I dont understand o.our ibo brothers just dey vex that there is nothing they can learn from yoruba.the thing dey pepper them wella wella. [/quote]igbos & yorubas should kiss and make love.
y'all both have a common enemy: boko haram

Ugwumba:
Fools on one side, idiots on the other. What do you think?

Both sides not making much sense, and TOLERANCE has since taken a walk.

may the most intellectually-sterile side wins.

JamesDoe:
This thread is still going on.

what are they fighting over?

dayokanu:
[size=28pt]My Igbo people, "How markate"[/size]

don't insult my people.

igbo kwenu!
no letleat, no sullenda

EzeUche:
That is because a Catholic church was attacked and the majority of Catholics in this country are Igbo.

Other churches were attacked and non-Igbos were killed as well. Just look at the list of names. .

Igbos will not do anything until something happens in the Igbo heartland.

this sentence shames you!
so you are saying igbos residing outside igboland are outcasts and b@stards?

EzeUche:
Is it not Yoruba preachers who threatening fire and brimstone?

Where does Ndigbo fit into this scenario?

the victims of the christmas day bombing are mostly igbos.
i cannot believe the igbos have not lifted a finger since the incident. what are the igbo youths doing to defend the igbo nation?
what happened to bakassi boys and their ilk?