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Romance › Re: My Love For Small Girls: Is It Normal? by coogar: 1:29am On Dec 12, 2011
[quote author=Jenifa_ link=topic=821939.msg9745029#msg9745029 date=1323649503]i'm not danish. i'm latvian.
what about you? what european country are you from? tongue[/quote]oslo, norway! cool
Romance › Re: My Love For Small Girls: Is It Normal? by coogar: 1:21am On Dec 12, 2011
[quote author=Jenifa_ link=topic=821939.msg9745015#msg9745015 date=1323649118]ok. I see lol she seems nigerian to me.
babe! are you nigerian or an impostor? tongue[/quote]she's from helsinki.
scandinavians don't disappoint . . .jenifa, are you danish too?

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=821939.msg9744997#msg9744997 date=1323648800]lol. Oh lawd. You're a trip. Thanks.[/quote]i could visit you this christmas break.
Romance › Re: My Love For Small Girls: Is It Normal? by coogar: 1:08am On Dec 12, 2011
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=821939.msg9744964#msg9744964 date=1323648185]Yes, Jenifa. That is me. Thank you tres much. [/quote]really? that's really you?
i like your waist. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 1:04am On Dec 12, 2011
debosky:
I have to say I'm loving this - y'all are keeping DK gainfully employed here so he has no time to spew his bunkumery on the gooner thread. grin

I hope AVB smashes Citeh tomorrow with his modified counter attacking style - maybe that'll give Andre some cred with folk like Ibime. cheesy
be thankful arsenal are doing well in the league.
expect d-k in your thread the moment arsenal get battered again.
Romance › Re: How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by coogar: 12:35am On Dec 12, 2011
Nj girl:
JANDITE on nl romance section.
1Dont announce that u are a jandite in every thread, it makes it obvious that u are lying
2 Dont nland daily, d country u claim to be in should have their own social network
3 Be cultured, dont be rude to d ladies, we expect jandites 2 be exposed hence ethical and gentlemanly
4 Dont practice oyibo worship, this makes us view u as timid and unexposed, besides a real jandite shld have faced racism and so shld do opposite of oyibo worship.
5 Dont put up countless threads dissing 9ja gals, it makes it obvious dat u re home based , unemployed and frustrated.
6 Dont talk too much cos in d process u will betray your secret, form ajebuta and dont make lame cumbacks when dissed , try to act cool and be a jerk at times.
7 Once in a while , drop news from d country u live in, u aint there we know but thats what google is 4.
8 If u are a fake jandite and u ve broken all dz rules, it aint too late, get a new nl identity and practice d above.
https://i878.photobucket.com/albums/ab343/LostSerenity12/0004ezz7.gif
Romance › Re: My Love For Small Girls: Is It Normal? by coogar: 12:05am On Dec 12, 2011
michelin89:
Some questions for the OP

1. At what age did you become sexually active
2. Besides not finding ladies (not girls) attractive, do you feel threatened by their experience?
3. Do you like to be in charge of every situation?
4. Ever dated a lady/ladies above teenagehood, before concluding they aren't good enough for you?
5. What is your occupation?
6. Do you attend social gatherings where your partner's presence is required?
7. Is your family aware of your choice?
8. What are you friends' view regarding the matter?
see f-b-i questions.
trust nairalanders to be interested when the issue is sex.

highbros is a pathological liar. he's just trolling.
16-yr olds my arse. how many 16-yr olds would want to be with a scallywag like highbros?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 12:01am On Dec 12, 2011
nateevs:
Like I said, you are just one phucking troll hopping from place to place in search of meaningful arguments. Hopeless dunce!
dayo is a super-troll!
Romance › Re: U Must Sleep Me, Else U Wont Graduate! by coogar: 11:58pm On Dec 11, 2011
[quote author=190_@ link=topic=822748.msg9744722#msg9744722 date=1323644043]^coogar aka shape keeper cheesy cheesy how many girls have u slept with that way

[/quote]96 - the last time i counted.
Romance › Re: My Love For Small Girls: Is It Normal? by coogar: 11:53pm On Dec 11, 2011
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=821939.msg9744667#msg9744667 date=1323643280]I use TURA soap. Made in China Finland. cheesy[/quote]hahaha - you want to send sexkillz to the after-life. cheesy grin
Romance › Re: My Love For Small Girls: Is It Normal? by coogar: 11:37pm On Dec 11, 2011
Highbros:
@conga
anorexic ke! are you drunk or something?
may the gods shrivel your c[i]o[/i]ck. grin

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=821939.msg9744629#msg9744629 date=1323642808]LOL. You get time to explain sha. He'll never understand. Explain from now till tomorrow. Mba nu. He won't just get it. See how I'm just pulling him along. grin[/quote]sexkillz is actually a nice geezer when he's not obsessed! grin
but then - you must tell me the kind of soap you use that makes the opposite sex run after you.

i need some - i can do with msdarkskin & rokiatu running after me as well. grin cheesy
Romance › Re: My Love For Small Girls: Is It Normal? by coogar: 11:32pm On Dec 11, 2011
sexkillz:
[color=#000070]Chei!

Coogar bro! Catch fun! The catch phrase is cool! Dissing Nigerians with it is so NOT cool! Haha! I believe you should know that "diss" no dey enter my body! In fact, i love it when i'm "dissed"! Therefore, permit me to remind you that all what you are doing is just pouring water on a ducks back. . . wink

It's either our "finn" songstress replys me or she doesnt! Either way, she gets the message, and that's cool by me! cheesy
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you call this a diss? i am disappointed!


the songstress would reply you if/when you admit you are [b]obsessed [/b]with her. grin
sexkiller - the number one romance fancyboy. are you obsessed with the finns?
TV/Movies › Re: Spartacus Vs Gannicus by coogar(op): 11:29pm On Dec 11, 2011
stillwater:
A lot of characters were downplayed anyway. I guess that was the whole idea of the prequel. Doctore for example. Seeing him having s.ex was weird to me grin. Season 1 made me believe he was too disciplined to even think on it. grin I hope Gannicus makes a come back in subsequent seasons though. Besides you forget the name of the series is Spartacus, and you think they'll let Gannicus win over Spartacus?
you mean you got tickled watching doctore with that stunning babe?
jupiter's c[i]o[/i]ck!!! cheesy grin

Just check out the photos you posted. See the passion and intensity in Spartacus' eyes and compare to the doe-eyed, innocence of Gannicus, lol. Gannicus reminds me of Jason in true blood, lol. grin
i actually don't think spartacus was that good. one thing kept him alive - the memory of his wife. without the hope he might see her again one day, he wouldn't have survived the ludus. funny how men appreciated their women back then. gannicus(with his back on the floor - waiting for his death) saw doctore's face and he remembered he had to win for the memory of doctore's wife. the inspiration lifted him so bad he ripped out the jaw of his opponent with a spear.
Romance › Re: My Love For Small Girls: Is It Normal? by coogar: 11:17pm On Dec 11, 2011
sexkillz:
[color=#000070]Exactly!
I believe i just answered you! cheesy
She can ignore, but i believe i'm clear enough! If she wants to diss, she is free to diss the individual! But dissing Nigerians is unacceptable, just because she thinks white folks are angels? I wonder if the bush girl has asked them where God resides? grin Very soon, her catch phrase would be, "Thank God i've seen God!" Chei!  grin Myopic ignorance in High Definition!
Now would you be kind enough to allow the anorexic skinny arse fashionista wannabe "thank God i have seen snow" crooner, reply me as "finn" as possible? smiley

Thank you in advance! cheesy
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sexkillz, if you look at your undies hard enough, i am cocksure you would see droplets of blood on them. you must be PMSing.
for feck's sake - why should someone's catchphrase get you so irked?

"tenk God i yam a nigerians" is a parody of the song those boys from ghana made - why does it bother you so much? grin grin
i will be kind enough to allow the fit & buff fashionista to reply you if you admit you are obsessed with her. grin

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=821939.msg9744522#msg9744522 date=1323641207]May the good lord bless you. When I was praising God for being a Nigerian, Nigerians had no problem with it. When I decided to switch gear, and thank God for being a Finn, Nigerians are dying of heart attack.

For the 27th time: TENK GOD I YAM A FINNS!  grin


lol. The guy go pass out today.[/quote]what i need you to do now is to show him your finnish passport. grin


Highbros:
Hey! @sexkillz, babe and conga
you guys should leave this place fast!
go f@ck yourself, you anorexic finnish ped[i]o[/i]phile.
Romance › Re: My Love For Small Girls: Is It Normal? by coogar: 10:58pm On Dec 11, 2011
sexkillz:
[color=#000070]Haha! Thanks so much! Now you are talking. . . Brb with my request! cheesy

No thanks Bro! I'm allergic to anorexic finnish Bullshitters! cheesy  NEXT!!!
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so what are you compliant with? obese women?
i geddit - you want them to die before you so you can inherit their assets.

sexkillz - na you biko.

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=821939.msg9744461#msg9744461 date=1323640319]I don't why the bloke won't free me. Obsessing in 3D. grin [/quote]it's invigorating!

@Uncle Sexkillz: What exactly is your problem? Pls expatiate. What is wrong with you? I yam a Finns. So french what?
sexkillz feels you are "forming" with your present location.
i smell inferiority complex. when you tenk God you are nigerians - he had no problems with you. grin

If this is how Nigerians behave, I thank God I yam a Finns. grin
no - you didn't just fuckin do that.
finns again? better say you are an abakalikian.
Romance › Re: U Must Sleep Me, Else U Wont Graduate! by coogar: 10:52pm On Dec 11, 2011
slimyem:
if she is sure she actually did well in the exams and can defend whatever she wrote,she should call for her paper.a panel will be set up to look into it and if  they find out she deserved more than the marks awarded her,it would be corrected and she wont have to worry about the lecturer.
in nigeria? wrong move!
lecturers don't stab one another in the back. if she calls for her paper, they would give her less marks to vindicate the lecturer that failed her.
then she becomes their plaything and she would continue to fail until she gives up her coochie.
Romance › Re: My Love For Small Girls: Is It Normal? by coogar: 10:45pm On Dec 11, 2011
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=821939.msg9744364#msg9744364 date=1323639146]^^ Yes, that's uncle sexkillz with a goatee. Mariah is yellow like him. grin[/quote]death!
but why is sexkillz so obsessed with you?

i'm sure he's got all your pictures on his wall. grin


sexkillz:
[color=#000070]First. I'm not your Uncle! your uncle is in your Nigerian Village, that you have shamelessly disowned on NL. . . wink
Second, My Pic is on my profile, and i dont look that way.
Third, your pic is on your profile, and you look anorexic! Correct me if i'm wrong!
Fourth, you are a Nigerian girl who never thought she'll see snow in her life, and then chose NL to display that constructive ignorance, by declaring herself, a "finn"! Just because you saw white folks? You probably thought they were angels? And that you were in heaven? LMAO!

Can you see why i'm about to call you a fool? . . .
Ok! I just did! You are a what? A FOOL! cheesy
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how do you know for sure she's nigerian? ok - scratch that. . . . .
why are you obsessed with my cousin? if you want her - i can help you with the process instead of always acting like you are on your period.
do you use an iPad? cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Alex Song Vs John Mikel Obi by coogar: 10:41pm On Dec 11, 2011
medjai:
Who's talking about goals? Does helping out in attack always have to mean goals or assits? Busquets completed the most passes in the final third in Euro 2012. . . I can't count the number of times I've seen Busquets lead a Barca attack.
that is euro 2012. we are talking about club-level.
mikel does not play as a defensive midfielder for the super eagles!

If DM's are supposed to only sit back and protect their back four(of course, part of the job) then why do we have specialist DM's? I mean, the role looks to easy, you might as well just stick a centre back there. The role's more complex than that.
how can you stick a centre-back there? if wingers are just there to make crosses, why don't we stick full-backs there?
that's the way you sound. the role is complex but not that complex. it's all about intelligence. . . .doing the right things. making the right passes.
touching the ball more than your team-mates.

I can't count the number of times I've seen Mikel robbed of the ball and he's just to slow to track back and recover the ball. . . That was exactly what happened in the friendly vs Argentina when Messi stole the ball from him and Argentina went on to score.
Even at the basic job of a DM, Mikel is trash.
who can't be robbed off the ball? what exactly are you talking about?
go back and read comments from the previous pages. in case you have lost sight of the basis of mikel's criticisms, people are bashing him he ain't as good as alex song because he does not score, he does not assist goals and most of his passes are sideways and backwards.

that was why i brought out the goal stats of sergio busquets and claude makelele! the primary role of a defensive midfielder is to sit!
it's that simple!
Romance › Re: My Love For Small Girls: Is It Normal? by coogar: 10:30pm On Dec 11, 2011
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=821939.msg9744342#msg9744342 date=1323638866]@ Uncle Sexkillz.

[flash=435,325]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1Yt0xJKDY8?version=3&hl=en_US" type="[/flash][/quote]you're too bad!

is that sexkillz with a goatee? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Alex Song Vs John Mikel Obi by coogar: 10:08pm On Dec 11, 2011
medjai:
@ topic: Song. It's a non argument really.
A DM's role is much more than just cutting out attacks and protecting the back four.
Football has changed. . . Full backs are supposed to provide width; strikers have to drop deep and also create; GK's are supposed to be good ball distributors, etc.
Football has changed, so has the role of the DM. DM's are supposed to help the team out in attack. Busquets for instance, had the most passes completed in the final third in Euro 2012 qualifying.
In the absence of a natural trequartista, a DM can playmake from deep. Xabi Alonso does this often.
DM's just being play breakers is old school.
That being said, how good is Mikel at breaking up play and protecting his four? Not very good, IMO.
stop talking nonsense. . . . .so how many goals has busquets scored for barcelona since he joined?
go and find out that and do the ratio to the number of goals barcelona have scored in the same period.

defensive midfielders don't roam. when they do - they are no longer a natural defensive midfielder but a central midfielder!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Supporters Inc 2.0 by coogar: 9:46pm On Dec 11, 2011
manmustwac:
@coogar
True talk but then kaboul should've had a penalty they handballed the ball on the line and got away with it and adebayor had a perfectly onside goal disallowed. And kabouls first yellow card was harsh
it's the britannia -
when you now add the incompetent chris foy, i wasn't surprised at all.

adebayor scored a perfect goal that was adjudged offside. the ball was handled before then.
so many fouls on tottenham strikers and the referee just ignored it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 9:36pm On Dec 11, 2011
nateevs:
At the time Mata was taken off against Newcastle, he had made 5 passes that on another day would have led to a goal. Today, Dayo is taking this position. .
dayo is a charlatan - always hanging on ibime's scrotum
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Mistakenly Flirted With An Online Character Of The Same Gender? by coogar: 9:29pm On Dec 11, 2011
emofine:
Another site. As if I'll ever label Nairalnders as "sexist" "cavemen" grin
haha. sarcasm.
nairaland has the biggest assembly of sexist cavemen. . . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 8:59pm On Dec 11, 2011
dayokanu:
How come a player who assisted, completed a million passes was yanked off

And when he left the team started scoring

So can we say Mata too was hindering the team performance?
hindering the team performance by assisting a goal, creating loads of chances that sturridge squandered?
if that's hinderance, then you are tool!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 8:39pm On Dec 11, 2011
dayokanu:
Vs Newcastle Until Mata was taken off Chelsea didnt extend their lead
except that mata had assisted the first goal drogba scored. you cannot say he wasn't effective in that match.
i ask - what did lampard contribute? did he score? did he assist? what's his pass completion statistics?

tell us why he was pissed when he was taken off? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Supporters Inc 2.0 by coogar: 8:33pm On Dec 11, 2011
manmustwac:
well I said that away to stoke was going to be a tricky one in my previous post didn't i?
no big team can beat stoke @ the britannia.

the teams that have beaten them there this season are the teams stoke considered beatable so they abandoned their usual format.
when they play like they did today with every set-piece converted into the attacking mide, stoke are a very difficult side to beat.

they have also gotten into the head of the match officials that one must be physical to play @ britannia! loads of foul-plays get overlooked. the same kinda fouls would attract yellow cards in other football grounds in the country. so don't sulk at all, mr. manmustwac. i have to come expect such stuff @ stoke.

i am cocksure stoke would beat barcelona @ the britannia if the match gets officiated by english referees.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Mistakenly Flirted With An Online Character Of The Same Gender? by coogar: 8:25pm On Dec 11, 2011
emofine:
lol well for one, no one even bothered harassing me for pictures when they hounded other females and they gave me a lot of space. They also seemed to respect my opinions a lot more as a guy. Oh and just like you I took advantage and teased some information from some of the lads tongue.

But it all changed since the reveal. When they discovered I was a lady the whole dynamic changed and my thoughts and ideas were said to have been inspired by PMS - my future nickname at a later stage.
Some of them thought I was irrational and they kept on baiting me, wanting me to kick off. And of course ever since then they flooded me with piles of personal messages requesting to see the new "lady" on the block. I declined all of their offers because none of them deserved the privilege after e-bullying me angry grin. However some were cool with the "girl" with the masculine handle but quite a few particularly ones of a Nigerian descent were sexist pigs and denounced my so called "feminist" (huh) ideals and it got worse once they discovered my age cry.

A lot of them were just sexually frustrated cavemen (or women, who knows) really.
these things happened on nairaland or on another forum?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 8:21pm On Dec 11, 2011
dayokanu:
El Classico yesterday Ozil and Diarra yanked off around 60th minute

In Nateevs language: They were both benched grin grin grin grin grin grin
taken off because they were not effective. . .

lampard was taken off cos he was doing nothing on the pitch and villas-boas was vindicated.
immediately lampard got hauled off, chelsea's game play became more effective and they got 2 more goals.

we all know the only reason lampard would not complete a match is because of injury or red card.
so why was he taken off?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 7:49pm On Dec 11, 2011
ritchboy:
Live Scores: Ibime 179-22 Nateevs
shut up your mouth, dickrider!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 7:44pm On Dec 11, 2011
dayokanu:
I told you all that its either Nateevs doesnt watch games or he is totally clueless about it.
How can anyone blame Lampard for Nanis goal when everyone knew Mata was the main culprit for that goal

This is pathetic.
I never knew soo much goofs were flying from nateevs on this thread

When I see his lenghty essays I usually thought he knew what he was saying
Just this week he claimed Lampard who played 60mins was benched against Newcastle  shocked shocked shocked shocked
to be fair to nateevs, that was not what he meant.
he meant lampard was hauled off in the 60th min of a game without him being injured!
it's unprecedented!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Alex Song Vs John Mikel Obi by coogar: 5:50pm On Dec 11, 2011
baslone:
Na by foot, no be by all these grammar abeg!!

20 games played already this season, no goal, no assist- just yellow cards in his statistics.

The Evans, Smallings, Lass, Marcelos are making assist and scoring goals!!!

Anyway someone don talk say na by Money dem dey take know good players!!! grin
makelele scored only 2 league goals in 5 seasons at chelsea.
he's the best defensive midfielder in the last 12 years in europe!

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