GreSaew:

Lolz. She dey flex already o

Yea, flexing in Cotonou

nairanaira12:


Ugly or beautiful isn't the issue. The issue is that Tinubu is begging for congratulatory message.

From Uk, USA?? 🤣

This ugly woman wey dey twerk in hijab.
Islam don suffer.

My president cried during the press conference.
Ah God! We are ready to reclaim our mandate or Nigeria let us go. Enough is enough!
THE ZOO MUST FALL!!!
May Chukwu Okike Abiama see us through.

Please obedients when are we starting the process to reclaim our mandate We can’t allow this baba rigger to be sworn in o! Let’s act fast. Let’s hit from every angle before it’s too late.
Let me go wash my ipob polo.
This zoo must fall.

Omoawoke:


I allowed my brother and cousin make their decisions to vote their choice on Saturday, they voted Peter obi.
I asked them who they are voting for this weekend, they said they are kicking Sanwo olu out...I told them once they come back, they should carry their bags and leave my house. Sometimes we are too gentle, this one I no dey follow them laugh.
They are eating and sleeping under my roof and still spend my money and want to act stupppd. This is not begging, na by force

Gbam.
Some people need to be shown madness to learn.

This man is an Igbo warlord on nairaland. They are the only ones on social media that use “Afonja” in that context.

EDUECO:
Peace can only be attained if the stolen mandate is given to the rightful winner.

Who is stopping you from collecting it and giving it to the rightful owner?
Tinubu is right now in Daura with the certificate, go and collect it.

kollinzgee:
E no mean anything if the law finds him guilty of fraud he goes down.America has no say here.

If you knew this, why were you guys calling on America to denounce the elections na?
Yinmu!

So America should come and do what?
Have they finished sharing money and bombs to Ukraine?
Common gerrarahia

CoronaVirusRelo:


A woman under my roof cannot be against me politically!

She should go to her father’s house to have political freedom

Gbam!😁

You want to stay home and jubilate on a Wednesday morning?
See you see sack letter

Kobojunkie:
It is times such as this that I wish it were possible to stretch my hand out to slap sense into the stewpid tin can wey some people dey carry for head.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have warned you sha…
Mind the way you talk about pastors.

Kobojunkie:
1. First of all, God has never said He gives prophecies of the kind you lot reason. So, all your pastors and bet-naija-mogs are all liars. All those men you call mogs and pastors are liars, wolves in sheep clothing. They are babalawos and soothsayer in camouflage.

2. Rather than chase after prophecies and mogs, seek God for yourself.

Don’t use your mouth to curse yourself.
Remember, touch not my anointed.


cc Mynd44

Renowned pastors like Pastor Chris and Pastor Enenche in Nigeria stood on their pulpit and prophesied that God showed them who the winner of the elections would be. Now the elections are over and all their prophecies have come to naught.
Who should get the blame for this failure?
Does just one failed prophecy make a pastor fake?
If you are a member of such a church, how do you feel about your pastor? Do you still trust his word?

Wickedfacts:


That one doesn't know the insults they gave to Seun on twitter.
Does the poster know how many death threats, insults and other things we received on Nairaland?
If e tell me nonsense, I go drag am pass the Obidients.
Obidients must cry blood and my leg no go comot for their neck.

I dey always believe you. 😂😂😂😂

FarahAideed:


I am a 6 '3 trained ex soldier with an appetite for violence you can only imagine if I want to , if you were Infront of me you for don wear nose brace by now .. You and your fellow clowns have setvis back by at least 30 years and instead of you to apologize you want to blame we that warned y'all of this same painful outcome .. Fadigha avoid me on this forum from now on because anytime I come across your post my blood temperature rises

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I am even washing my iPob polo now. No time to waste.
Biafra must come.
We must leave the zoo!

Ransomware:


Your biggest mistaken assumption is that you think you are worth anything to people who run that country, as a foreigner, i can make you disappear with less than 2 weeks of income and your police men will tag you a name and your mother will be without a son.
T his is what i thought the youth will fight against but apparently you guys love violence and thuggery. Is that the country or world you want for your kids?

chochochocho…
Online billionaire.

Ransomware:


Have you forgotten so quickly... in your words you said you are living in hell?

If you can forget this quickly, how do you make intelligent decisions?

Nah…
It’s for you people who constantly remind us you are in the abroad like we care. Since abroad is heaven to you and you think we are in hell, mind your heavenly business, at least the ones whites allow you, and leave us.

Ransomware:


Yes you do, yes you do. I am not in the country now but when i come i always get those mean looking police men who for some reasons unknown to me just love flogging the shiit out of you guys on the motor way or in traffic.
Every time i tell them not to do that, they always say the same thing, these guys are animals, now i can see, most not all, most of you guys are animals. You cant think for your selves. The smart ones are so much in the minority that their voices are never heard.

They have never flogged me so I don’t care. You the minority bullied most people into rejecting your candidate.
Again if you don’t like it, sever ties with the country. It’s that easy

Ransomware:


I do. I have all the time in the world while i wait for your crisp bones

That crisp bones is your family’s.

Ransomware:


At least i have the luxury of having more than one job. How long have you been out from college? Have you gotten that dream job or are you still fasting and praying?

See you!😄
Check my posts. I am too busy I have no time for nairaland. Jagaban brought me here.
Anyway we thank God because I entered a new financial level in Bubu tenure and it can only get better.

Ransomware:


My new country, i dont have a new country, i am not in heaven, i do business in your country, i was hoping that the wanton corruption i see everytime i come to that hell hole will start getting the attention it needs, i was hoping that the youth wanted something better but alas, you young people are just as corrupt as your elders.
So i am waiting for the dollat move. I have nothing but time

Pack your things and leave the country if you can’t accept the elections. We need those dollars you guys send from abroad.

Ransomware:
Go and relax, your argument may be solid but you are fighting a lost cause.

The level of brain drain in nigeria has tipped the scale. The quantity of dummies in nigeria cannot be found anywhere else in the world.

If you have half a brain cell, get your shit together and leave that country for good.
The level of porverty that will hit that joint in the next 4 years will be written in the new bible

Shut up and go work your three jobs so you can send dollars back. Some of you are more valuable to Nigeria outside than inside her.

Ransomware:


I want the coal in your hell but i need your bone to burn to a crisp. It adds more market value to the coal

You no fit put mouth inside your new country matter because whites no send you. No matter your citizenship.
Na you dey cry about hell even though you dey for heaven. That coal is burning you wella.

FSU:


Not over me. I am an American citizen of long standing. My Nigerian passport expired 2 years ago and I threw into the Hudson River. I was home for Christmas in December with the blue passport. Nothing concern me with una.

Yet you are still here. Shouldn’t you be on Reddit arguing with the whites about your new country? Or na because those ones no send you? Wetin concern you with how we do our thing? Be preoccupied with your paradise
Leave us in hell. Face your heaven.