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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Coolabbie: 7:35am On Dec 16, 2019
Anty hippopotamus choke on your frustrations.
Or berra still, enter my mentions and dance naked. I no send you o! E pain am grin grin

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Coolabbie: 11:52pm On Dec 15, 2019
It's like dis trashcan defender job iz not easy o.
See anty hippopotamus feminist almost tearing pata and typing thesis. YET, the person she dey quote no send am.
Some people no get self-respect o!
Ewooooo

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Business / Re: Started Kindle Publishing This Week. Already Made $50 by Coolabbie: 9:28pm On Nov 28, 2019
Congratulations op.
I am starting my own journey and eliok offered to make a free Kindle cover for me.

Cheers to more sales smiley
Romance / Re: Beautiful People by Coolabbie: 9:57pm On Nov 25, 2019
JONNYSPUTE:
Be open and tell us what happened. Did you double date?
Oga so you want part 2 grin grin

I don't think she's the one. Ola.nre sounds more like the girl
Romance / Re: I Haven't Been Myself Lately Due To Low Communication by Coolabbie: 8:22pm On Nov 25, 2019
chenzen:
u didnt play by the rules... we flogged on these mistakes over and over again on this platform, u ladies always offer urselves as victims.


pls read this very carefully:

https://www.nairaland.com/5384765/series-untold-secrets-season-1
You fūckīng plagiarist.
I just checked your thread and you copy pasted all G.L. Lambert's articles and have the guts to sell them in a book?
Thief

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid's First Son, Boluwatife Balogun Bonding With His Mother, Shola Ogudu by Coolabbie: 12:40pm On Nov 25, 2019
sochey:
Okayyyyy....

Ps: it's highly illegal to send a girl pm when she comments on fp. Nairalanders take note please.

Which one be I comment..

Bam! Ten people sent you email messages. Here no be facebook na undecided
Ewooooo

Nairaland alpha males can so fall hand

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Extremely Stingy. Should I Be Worried? by Coolabbie: 12:34pm On Nov 25, 2019
majormofor:


You man, your dating yourself o... If a girl truly loves you she would buy something without telling you.
Best advice---"buy something for urself and let her know it's New and tell her, it's one of your female friends that bought it and you love it soooooo much..
Let see how we go from there. Her reaction should speak more
Word!!!
Romance / Re: My First Time Sex Experience by Coolabbie: 12:32pm On Nov 25, 2019
Paging all alpha males undecided
Family / Re: Get Your Kids Educational Android Tablets by Coolabbie: 12:32pm On Nov 25, 2019
OldBeer:
Transact with this person at your own risk.

The device you are seeing in the picture is not the same thing as the one you will receive. This scammer will send you a defective China product and will block your number.

Nairalanders stay away from this scammer.
Some of you have no sense, sorry to say. When dey tell you to do due diligence you say no. How can you patronise someone whose moniker is not up to two weeks? Now dem don scam you so wetin you want make we do? Gerrarahia
Family / Re: The Black Tax: Are You Entitled To Your Sibling's Money? by Coolabbie: 12:28pm On Nov 25, 2019
Never let your family know the exact amount of money you make. If not, they will open store for your head.

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Family / Re: A Friend Is Dying In Delta State Due To Domestic Voilence- PLEASE READ by Coolabbie: 12:26pm On Nov 25, 2019
carinmom:

This is really unfortunate, some men are worse than animals. A similar case happened in my neighborhood last month, the lady lost her life due to domestic violence. Before losing her life she first lost her pregnancy as a result of beating and now the lady lost her life just because she was sick and was unable to cook for the useless husband.
Why blame only the horseband? She that sat there until dey killed her nko?

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Family / Re: Why Is The Paternal Family So Disliked? by Coolabbie: 12:23pm On Nov 25, 2019
cococandy:
When your aunties and uncles from your father’s side don’t give your mom the respect she deserves as an adult and equal party in the marriage, but the uncles and aunties from your mother’s side respect your father and treat him like a grown person, is it a surprise to you that you and your siblings take notice and in time prefer your mom's side of the family?
That’s the coco with most Nigerian families.

Of course there are exceptions
Very true

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Family / Re: Some Nigerians Use Rudeness To Hide The Fact They Have Bad Conduct by Coolabbie: 12:22pm On Nov 25, 2019
Gaggi:
I keep seeing senseless post from this poster? Are you a troll or mentally unstable?
He could be both. undecided
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Coolabbie: 7:44pm On Sep 03, 2019
MrsV:


Madam stop lying, u don't like her!!

I know Mercy's elder sister very well, MERCY IS NOT A PROSTITUTE!!! she does dropshipping for one fashion store in the US, that I am very sure of. She is a video vixen, go to the internet and search for music videos she has appeared in. She also has a business in Owerri or so.

It's a normal thing among Nigerians to believe every young person doing well financially must be into some illegal/dubious stuff. But this is not always the case. That girl is a hard worker and she suffered to get whatever little thing she has acquired. Pls don't try to ruin someone's life with the hatred u harbour in u!!

U keep saying false things with every authority but u go to church on Sunday and pray to God to bless u abi while u work Monday to Friday trying to frustrate the grace of God in the life of someone else??

Face ur fav, hype ur fav, it's a game and it's as easy as that.
Dont mind dem. I'm currently serving but i know how much i made on my computer, just writing for people.

I was able to pay my dad's rent of over 300k, pay my bro's fees, and even pay my house rent courtesy of wat i do.

Assuming i go to bbnaija, and these sickos find out i live in the choicest neighborhood in my state, dey will come out to accuse me of being a prostitute.
Becos every young person not struggling is a criminal. No be only witch dey fly in the night.

Hateful lots.

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Politics / Re: Rate Nepa In Your Area With Percentage by Coolabbie: 7:43pm On Aug 20, 2019
99%
Osogbo
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Coolabbie: 1:43pm On Aug 19, 2019
silaxx:
chai, wish I saw this earlier, I just withdraw my PayPal funds to transferwise and immediately they receive the money my account just got deactivated, and d problem now is dat paypal dnt accept refund from bank
Did you verify your TransferWise account before using it to receive money?
Crime / Re: Chief Obi Still Has Invictus Obi's Photo On His Instagram Page by Coolabbie: 5:15am On Aug 18, 2019
temmypotter:


I am the product of an olosho and a thief that is why i am crying for my fellow thief
Crime / Re: Chief Obi Still Has Invictus Obi's Photo On His Instagram Page by Coolabbie: 10:11pm On Aug 17, 2019
temmypotter:

I am a thief
Crime / Re: Chief Obi Still Has Invictus Obi's Photo On His Instagram Page by Coolabbie: 9:53pm On Aug 17, 2019
temmypotter:


My brother God bless you! You hit the nail on the head! What has he done that politicians have not done, worse even!

I shared my thoughts on this earlier on my status
Aspiring thief.

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Crime / Re: Invictus Obi Having A Champagne Bath On His Birthday At A Club In South Africa by Coolabbie: 3:39pm On Aug 17, 2019
numen:
Yea right...but you'll always see a Jeff Bezos committing adultery abi.

Just park with this black man thing. Just park! Have you seen where cartels celebrate occasions with 3/4 naked chics, drugs and champagne/spirits all abound being used and consumed in unimaginable ways with reckless abandon??

Make God sha pick your call but every race misbehaves period!

Do I look like someone calling God? whatever that means.
Crime / Re: Invictus Obi Having A Champagne Bath On His Birthday At A Club In South Africa by Coolabbie: 3:37pm On Aug 17, 2019
maybachmusic:



Make we hear word jare

With your racist talk


Bezos and kylie Jenner flaunt yatchs that can pay all the salaries in a state for decades

Mark spend 3.5 b naira on security alone per annum

Enough of all this black man thrash talk

Who is making expensive designer brands declare massive profits annually

How much money does black man have?

You think blacks are the only ones who spend money and flaunt

Have you entered night clubs in Paris and seen what Arabs do with money?
Or Monaco?
I wanted to reply you but I saw your signature.

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Crime / Re: Obinwanne Okeke: FBI Tracked, Arrested $12m Wire Fraud Suspect Via Nairaland by Coolabbie: 12:46pm On Aug 17, 2019
Siberry:


You must be a fraudster...what are you afraid of? Even with your VPN, you will still be caught.

FBI has sophiscated tools to their disposal. I'm currently studying ethical hacking, cyber security and forensics, and when I'm done, I will be unto people like who have refused to to look for legitimate jobs.

Will squash that your stupid VPN and knock down your front door.
Please put your head down and study it well.

Nigeria needs your service.

God bless you

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Crime / Re: Obinwanne Okeke: FBI Tracked, Arrested $12m Wire Fraud Suspect Via Nairaland by Coolabbie: 12:41pm On Aug 17, 2019
MyGeneration:
another secret FBI can track u with. if your nairaland email is obi59@gmail.com and you decide that you want a new life just the fact that obi59 is connected to anything in this world even your 2go account, they are willing to go that extent of checking it out.

i once tried to do Yahoo but i could not, the Philippines woman i caught was poor and was a maid in singapore who had been there for 10years the year i connected to her was the day she was to retire so i knew she had a bulk of savings on her. Me trying to play her, she had already fallen but i just didn't have the guts to send that account number, i just couldn't do that to a human being, i got angry exposed my identity warned her to vw careful and deactivated everything to the scratch.

because of one small change i couldn't loose my humanity. nowthisnews
Thank you for still being human.

Thank you

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Crime / Re: Invictus Obi Having A Champagne Bath On His Birthday At A Club In South Africa by Coolabbie: 12:17pm On Aug 17, 2019
You will never see a Mark Zuckerberg or Jeff Bezos doing this even if those guys can buy the whole world.

It is always bastàrd fraudsters like these that want to show say dem don arrive.

The black man must always flaunt his 'riches' to pepper dem.
The mumu ones being peppered will turn around to ask God stupid questions like "God when?" "Baba pick up my call."


All of una go dey alright one day.

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Business / Re: Is This Guy Indeed A Scammer by Coolabbie: 12:41am On Aug 16, 2019
Sorry. Your money has entered voicemail. Enabulu is a notorious scammer on nl. Next time do a search here before doing any transaction.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Coolabbie: 4:04pm On Aug 15, 2019
So black people that cannot produce pencil are also arguing that the earth is flat?

Dem dey call meat pomo also stand up.

grin grin cheesy grin grin

At this point, Musa don see everything for gate.

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Family / Re: My Wife Is A Cheat. I Need Advice by Coolabbie: 10:29pm On Aug 14, 2019
pocohantas:
Forgive her.

Women are polygamous in nature.

Just focus on your children, she'll definitely get tired and come back to you. They always do...

smiley
In addition to this advise op, please don't allow thinking finish you.

Take care of yourself. Be clean. Join a gym and grow muscles. Don't wear the same boxers for two days. Look sexy for her.


But most importantly, watch War Room.
Cry to God and he will change her heart.

God bless you

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