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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 11:55pm On Oct 12, 2019
donfortune48:
The 3trips gave me 5k net.
The last one to Egbeda ended 2.6k
It is well bro
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 11:40pm On Oct 12, 2019
donfortune48:
Sorry bro.
Some days are like that.

I came out 11am today. Had 3trips and ran back home cos of what I was seeing on the map.

I spent 3hrs on a trip from oshodi to Egbeda. ...spent about 1hr on a stand still traffic.
Lucky that rider was carrying a baby and she said no AC. So my engine was off for that 1hr.
Sorry bro. How much did it come to?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 11:36pm On Oct 12, 2019
pope191:
Can't b grateful enough dat I'm home ard 6pm today, it was such a day I don't know if I should place bad or good, but at a point I'll trade all just to be home... Around 12 I was at grammar SCH when this request (1.6) going to mariner beep, didn't know she was going into d market. On our way I saw the still traffic from Berger to the tip of oworo bridge, despite driving against it, I can't shake off the thought about how am I going to reach home today, end up dropping rider and enter into dose cb guys wahala, my offence I honestly don't know, the flood, rain and everything, thought off going back home just left me restless like who send me, I should have just stay back home like Cooladex and other drivers, but I felt like going to lere to chill with friends... My offence, deh said I beat traffic light, while I tot they jumped in front of me cos of one way (I honestly did not see any traffic light, not even before driving away from the spot ard martins street, as I was using d car in front of me to measure one way, whenever he cut, I follow). Flood everywhere and all I care about was to get the car out of the flood first before facing them, las las I didn't even bother wasting my time talking to the guy, just ask him what do you want? He said "if I do normal no problem", provokely I don't know when I handed over d 4k in the holder to him, the guy took it and even offer to help me get out of the flood. Drove down to Awolowo way and got a request to ICM, I drove through eko bridge, the kind of traffic I saw at fadeyi to Maryland made me to cringe, the whole of Ojota was completely block, how I got out of those traffic still left me marvel


In brief, if you stayed back today, you honestly lost nothing, forget the surge's, deh r mere trap. Total gross today was just 8400, but with fear and heavy heart, cos I honestly don't know what's in front of me.
So sorry for the bad experience bro. Some days are like this. Better days ahead
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 2:30pm On Oct 12, 2019
mrjaydee:
See as surge stew everywhere.. I no gree, some ovens need to be lighted grin.

Uber drivers go out and work!
My G! Let's light this ovens grin

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 11:44am On Oct 12, 2019
tojahh:
Raining time....

F***ing time
I don't know what you're talking about o

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 11:16am On Oct 12, 2019
franksam2009:
Omo see enjoyment oo lol grin grin
I can not comman die.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 11:14am On Oct 12, 2019
[quote author=tojahh post=83068909][/quote]You zay?

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 11:12am On Oct 12, 2019
franksam2009:
update on flooded areas plz cry
Everywhere in Lagos. What do u expect from a rain that has been falling since yesternite.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 11:07am On Oct 12, 2019
calabardick:
wink
We dey hear that one on a steady.
'You're cute blablabla''
Shaa 'Sanwo eko"
I nor wan hear story.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 11:02am On Oct 12, 2019
No stepping out for me today. Make I light some oven for house grin
Madam don kuku lock door say no work.
Flood con don spoil matter again.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 10:59am On Oct 12, 2019
mrjaydee:
Been sleeping all day and sometimes I hear that Uber request alert sound in my head I go just rush check my phone huh Make this work no come turn me to mad person. Today na relax and unwind day for me make I even enjoy my money today grin
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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 11:25pm On Oct 10, 2019
tojahh:
But just last week here you swore you can't drive on Taxify no matter what. Abeg go enjoy your 20 trips in peace o
Abeg. I cannot kill myself.
Sometimes I don't do more than 32 trips in total .

We go with the lesser evil .
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 11:05pm On Oct 10, 2019
With this recent development with uber. I have ported back to driving taxify. They re the lesser evil for now.
All I need to do is chopping those there lil bonuses once a while to cover part of there bogus commissions.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 11:04pm On Oct 10, 2019
With this recent development with uber. I have ported back to driving taxify. They re the lesser evil for now.
All I need to do is chopping those there lil bonuses once a while to cover for there commissions.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 3:17pm On Oct 10, 2019
donfortune48:
I didn't know that the guy had plenty Waka for mind.

Got a request from Golden Tulip oniru to eleganza estate.(CARD TRIP). Got to destination and was about ending the trip, rider said don't ooh! You're taking me back. I happy small. He changed destination to ilupeju and I thought he's going to his house.

When we finally got to ilupeju, I was about ending trip, and rider shouted again don't, you're taking me back to the hotel.
On our way back, he said I should check traffic to Lakowe, that he need to go and check something there. I shouted this time.

He asked if I'm tired, So that I can end the trip while he looks for another person so I go home and rest since I told him I don't work beyond 10pm.
I shouted again (tiredhuh At this my tender age?).

Na so we proceed ooh!


Trip ended 14.35k.

Uber get mind collect 3.45k
Those pple get serious mind o. A whole 3.45k?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 12:02pm On Oct 09, 2019
tojahh:
See how you mention my name alongside chairman adex. You come leave Odogwu Izzuo, Otumba Fabian, Pope himself, buynowautos. Abeg I no fit type again. Like this I dey hold up for ikorodu road.

Meanwhile as you serve the Nation, develop yourself and look beyond ehailing, get the needed skills, acquire certificates on courses that will enhance your chances and make way for you. If you don have the finance.... Learn a trade while you serve. Me self might not be here by the time you'll finish your device to mentor you, but stay with the advice I gave.


Hope you obey the clarion call in total honesty. God bless you
Lol. Keep whining oga mi

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 8:38am On Oct 09, 2019
pope191:
OK ma Oga... Hope y deh rest as said today
I rested boss. Out today sha
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 11:48am On Oct 08, 2019
fasa199:
Abeg oooo, I be novice this net income wey bossu gentlelife50 Dey talk about na after fuel?? Abi na everything plus fuel?? cool huh
Everything plus fuel.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 11:47am On Oct 08, 2019
pope191:
Work dull small boss, nd ur bank statement pass 20k yesterday... Make I sleep small
grin No be so naa
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 10:05am On Oct 08, 2019
Gentlelife50:
Thank God my brother, na only traffic. I sha manage to net 18700
.
Manage kwa?
Fear God o

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 10:03am On Oct 08, 2019
Buynowautos:
Lagos mainland in fire 4.0 surge shocked
Accept one of those trips and swim with your car bruh

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 9:45am On Oct 08, 2019
muyiwaadekunle1:
Cooladex, Tojahh, Pope and fasa, brothers i gbadun as una dey totori our belle with the memes.
As Jesusson2020 and oga eherbal and Gentle life don reconcile. Na una dey light up this thread grin
Wetin we go bro. We need to make ourselves happy as the work don dull small.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 9:43am On Oct 08, 2019
famousguy01:
Why oven? When coldroom is better
Enjoy bro

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 9:03pm On Oct 07, 2019
fasa199:
I would love to take the challenge but right now my madam came to visit so I no Dey too work like that. Let’s do the challenge next week grin
That means you've been lightning the oven. Kudos bro

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 8:58pm On Oct 07, 2019
pope191:
U no go first me reach dat spot tomorrow, in fact I deh go sleep inside car dia now
O.Y.O.
But nor worry , I not dey work tomorrow

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 6:52pm On Oct 07, 2019
tojahh:
Sho kpe ti é.

Rider wey I just drop awhile ago for Maryland mall wan use laugh kill me.

Rider: Mr. Man... This your beards is too much. You have to reduce it
Me: Ah sir, this beards are trademarks. I've had it since I was 25.
Rider: How old are you?
Me: More than three decades sir.
Rider: Shey wa OK sha? lipsrsealed I said how old are you?
Me: 32 Sir!
Rider: You better go and remove those things from your face, when I was like you, its clean shaven even when I returned from Sheffield. I still maintained my clear shave................ No man with this kind beards will come close to my daughter.
Me: Okay sir.

Trip end. Cost 2,200... Baba gave me 5,000. Said... Use the rest and shave those beards.
Like this I dey go Lekki go shave my beards o. Beards of 2,800 grin
No worry I go help you shave am for 5h

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 6:11pm On Oct 07, 2019
fabiano09:
men the guy try o,u no use reach 3k fuel sef and no 25% cut for those thieves lol
2k5 fuel bro. He wanted it online. I sharply told him let's do it offline.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 6:07pm On Oct 07, 2019
Cooladex:
After completing 2 trips on uber, thinking of the newly introduced 20 trips. I just parked under one tree around mko abiola gardens.

Baba just pulled over woth a range rover.

Baba: Are you uber or charter?
Me: Both sir.
Baba: My driver is not around today and I will need your services. You're taking me to crown estate(Sangotedo) for a meeting and back to Ikeja. In fact I will use you for the day. Don't worry I will pay you well.
Me: Okay sir.
Baba: Oya follow me for back. Let me go and park at home.

We are at Crown Estate already now. grin , I just hope he pays well , make i close from there
And to think I wanted to do half day today sef. But........
Las Las him wire me 20k. From 11am to 6pm. Ikeja to Ajah back to Ikeja.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 12:05pm On Oct 07, 2019
After completing 2 trips on uber, thinking of the newly introduced 20 trips. I just parked under one tree around mko abiola gardens.

Baba just pulled over woth a range rover.

Baba: Are you uber or charter?
Me: Both sir.
Baba: My driver is not around today and I will need your services. You're taking me to crown estate(Sangotedo) for a meeting and back to Ikeja. In fact I will use you for the day. Don't worry I will pay you well.
Me: Okay sir.
Baba: Oya follow me for back. Let me go and park at home.

We are at Crown Estate already now. grin , I just hope he pays well , make i close from there
And to think I wanted to do half day today sef. But........
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 6:57am On Oct 06, 2019
tojahh:
Even Mechanics are one of you yet they don't look the other way when they charge you. Meanwhile, whatever your heart tells you.... Do it.
I did carry them tho. But with less loads
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 6:56am On Oct 06, 2019
pope191:
Boss shebi it is matrix u r using... Soh u can't help a fellow driver grin

I hope u have swear for me, abi u ah waiting for d curse to swell. Some ppl can just b soh unreasonable
Lol. I just can't imagine. I carried them tho. because the elderly woman already started begging and praying for me. I just told them to reduce the loads
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 8:51pm On Oct 05, 2019
I got a request at surulere this evening going to Lagos island.

I already suspected something was wrong when d guy was overly nice on phone.

Got to pick-up point (events centre) and I saw cartons of malt, bottled water, coolers. 4 adults 3kids.
Then d guy who ordered started saying
Bros I'm one of you. I got show you my app. Like wtf!

I was dumbfounded

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