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Epphy:
Sowie. Taxify abi

Uber o

slamstanlee:
So that rider that gave me 8k for 6200 trip, called yesterday and was like: Stanley please i need you to pick me up @ the airport by 5am 2moro to eko hotel. I am at Morocco right now.
Are you available?
(Me wey dey like early morning sleep)
Ok. I will...
As we near destination she asked:
So how much is my bill?
(Two voices started fighting inside me, one said 10k the other said 5k)

Me: i am thinking of what to charge you now oo...
Rider; ok i will give u 15k.
Because you have been so nice. I will tell my colleagues about u. I may call you again.


I dey chill for ozumba road like this.
na to pursue 7 to 10k then call.it a day.
Una good morning o.

You're lucky.

One lady ordered a 4 ride for her old mum, from one event centre in Ikeja to omole phase 1, Mama cracked me up all through d journey.

She really enjoyed my company

After asking how much I make in a day, she said I will take her to an owanbe on Friday and back home. Full day, Mama said she 'll give me 20k.

And also to ijebu next weekend for another owanbe

I don iron my native as I dey now.

She even Introduce her fine daughter to me that day.

BAZ001:
Yeeeeee I no talk am? See money?
Say na slamstanlee and pope191 dey motivate real life , not saka-motivator.
I dey inside rain for lekki peninsula II trying to hit todays targets but be like people no wan go mainland again.
Destination no gree work.

Uber destination dey mess up these days.

Yesnite I set destination from ikoyi to Ikeja, na so uber dey give me Chevron request, rider called I just told her i won't be going, She hissed at me I hissed back.

peterdrury:
last weekend, na bad riders I carried all through, Ratings just dropped drastically. The are in uber too but not much.

That rating thing ehn! Those evil riders has dropped my rating to 4.76 from 4.90.

donfortune48:
What time do you normally close?

Latest 10pm I'm home

MoonlightDrive:
Why would Bolt want to disturb my Uber experience by unblocking me?
I just don't get it.

Lol. so you prefer to remain blocked

izzou:
So I was at dolphin today. Parked and took a stroll when I saw council boys collecting #500 from cars parked at that Ijeh road

NB: Make una no park there to wait for request oh..

So I was strolling back to my car when a request entered.... Destination? Marina

I don't know why marina gives me headache.

As we wan climb Eko bridge , My belle begin purge me. I just dey struggle with the shiit... Na him madam said she's stopping at UBA

Me: I don't stop there oh. CBD will catch me. She just kept nagging and blah blah blah. Thoughts of the shiit didn't even let me hear her

I just move front, open door... She jump down, I zoom off.

Was still contemplating where to park and be free from my sins when a parking lot at Catholic Mission street came to my mind....

Na so I zoom there. Parking is #100/ hour.... Use their better toilet...

Na to on app now and get request. My #100 must not waste

Lol. but you really don't need a parking lot when plenty banks dey na

But they won't investigate if it's otherwise.

slamstanlee:
E still dey ok.
Sometimes becos of bolt and uber mix mix e dey reach wednesday/Thursday to complete the 15th trip

I no dey even mix again. Strictly uber and sometimes i finish 15 trips by tues/Wednesday mrng.

Made 78k last week

slamstanlee:
the surge cover up for me.
They are still chopping their 25%. we will catch them at 3% today

Me just dey start work today sha

Took my first ride from ilupeju to Marina this mrng and after gisting with rider I noticed he's a close friend to my bro. He gave me 5k instead of 2k

slamstanlee:
9km trip na road we spend d whole time.
Uber and bolt should just program the surge very high anytime rain drops biko. Roads getting madder.

Nawao. Uber removed a whole 1300

pope191:
We have different target & dats d motivator, I entered flood today cos of 1.8 & bonus, I felt d pain deep within.

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izzou:
And I strongly advise partners or car owners to install trackers in their cars

Times are bad. There's almost nothing we don't hear lately.... Me that was saying that Island is safe for night work, na him I read this story

Once night reach, I dey enter house Abeg.... Although the temptation on a Friday night/Saturday morning no be here

How night work be? Never tried it for once tho. You guys get trip back to back?

[quote author=drmikeadams post=79642257][/quote]I tell you o.

pope191:
Real temptation, have been dia before... Set destination to ogba after 13k made ard 5pm, request came from admiralty way to Ikeja, rush down wit d speed of light, got dia and saw 5 riders (guys) with boxes, I gave it a second tot, think about my shock and smh, I can't. The guys were quick to condemn me, if he's not going let him go, another driver will. They are right, another driver will. But me? I prefer to blow empty back home

Lol. You're right, got a request inside cercle mall yesterday, I entered and saw 4 ladies, with plenty load, one of them approached me and said, "pls there is flood on our area, are you willing to go?" I thanked her for her sincerity and told her i wouldn't be able to, and cancelled. Just parked by the side and before you know it, one corrola guy came and took them.

emmancecute:
it's been like that for months. There was a morning I picked a rider from yaba to local airport. Flight was supposed to take off from mm1 but rider directed me to mm2 then later found out it was mm1. I ended trip and I saw 2700, I thought my GPS misbehaved till I checked trip details and saw toll #1000.

Them pay you twice. Uber too much

Who else noticed Uber adds 500 Toll to your fare even if you drop off at the airport?

I was fortunate to be behind Sanwo-Olu's convoy on lekki-ikoyi bridge, na so dem open toll gate for all of us.

See i way I wad smiling ehn!

pope191:
https://www.nairaland.com/5261118/twitter-user-drags-taxify-driver

I deh like dis kind post

I don read am. They guy show am pepper

izzou:


She actually met a mad man. I no wan talk much abeg.

Lol. I go find you here.

They him give baba enough fake alerts and then blocked his line

izzou:
Im trapped in Festac..Cant come out. I Don set destination to Awoyaya, yet nothing at all

Chai

Remove destination. At least you 'll get a trip outta there

mistadayo:
Lovely trip... 3% sweet o. From airport to magodo 2 and changed it to alpha beach

Uber be like....

Nothing i won't see on this job tho.

Took this 2 colleagues in Ijesa going to Anthony. My last riders for the day

They almost had sex in my car, from the second they entered started kissing/romancing.

For my own car o.

Gentlelife50:
You better wait oooo

I waited and took him.back. 4k

mrjaydee:
I suggest you wait instead of Prolly blowing empty from there. Charge from 5k upwards

He paid 4k Las Las. on our way back to banana island

izzou:
For the past two days, traffic light no work for Alausa. I hope my plate was not captured

I dey usually beat traffic light around midnight for Lekki expressway.

I officially quit today

Officially quit?

Really?

izzou:
So sorry bro.

God go replenish your pocket

Amen

To carry elderly people dey tire me sometimes.

I was in Banana Island and the request came in, I never asked asked for destination, Las Las Babas so n said he's going to Agboju after Festac, I couldn't say No because baba has already sat comfortably at the front.

That's where d problem started,

Baba said I look at my phone too much, I speed too much, I'm too slow, I should not wait behind trailers, I should overtake trailer, too many complaints, with some mad traffic and bad roads we got to the destination.

I was exhausted

He said i should wait and drop him back at banana island, offline. I'm just contemplating whether to just run away now or.....

izzou:
So sorry bro

What did you do wrong?

Bought fuel at that conoil and just waited 5mins o. Was caught unawares tho

1daboi:
Every monday, I'll be hustling to go 15trips on uber so as to enjoy 3%+100 on every trip. Sometimes I'll ignore bolt, causing me long waiting, after I complete the 15 trips on uber, I'll now start doing bolt and abandon uber and its 3%. Poo is crazy

Lol. been driving on uber alone for weeks until they tell me they re done with that promotion and taxify receives sense too

Sometimes I finish my 15 trips on tues and enjoy my 3% all through

izzou:
To the new guy

Don't do any pickup at the airport, at least, not now.

Just drop off your rider and zoom off. You can start ending the trip as you approach the terminal so you don't waste time there

Only park at designated car parks. Don't park on the road. Even if your tyre gets blown on that road. Manage it to Conoil in Ikeja, or FAAN staff quarters at Straberg. Don't ever ever stop there

Don't park on the Zebra crossing at MM2. Learn to read signs

Above all, pray to God to be delivered from every evil

As careful and cautious as I am in that airport , those bastards clamped my car for the first time.

I don't know what came over me, as the guy entered my car I wanted to zoom off with him by my car. d fool was just battling with my gear. HAD to stop and there oga was very angry at what I did. Las Las my hard earned 7k cash was parted with

Aiport is a no no for now