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AutosRe: SOLD SOLD SOLD 2013 Model Toyota Landcruiser Upgraded - Very Neat by coolcatty: 8:41am On Jun 21, 2018
jodecibmw:
Juvenile coolcatty maybe maybe you work for OP that is why you seem to be sure it's a South African spec or maybe registered too previously, guess what I don't and I'm sure most people don't too. By looking there is no mention to suggest it's Nigerian used as this was not stated nor was any registered plates on the vehicle. So your olodoness is unfathomable. As for your compatriot and fellow miscreant millomaniac who has refused to finish selling off his properties and travel out as maybe planned is already frustrated with his plans not falling into place and wants to get a release from his sorrows any time he sees my mention. I am not the cause of your problems, find ya solutions maybe from TB joshua sorry I cannot help you guys.

Sell off ya properties on time and find your desired happiness and again revisit your threads again and read as third party cos glancing through them is enough to understand your frustrations in life, take my advice and go for deliverance sessions, cos you do need it.

OLODO..
Johnny boy...empty brain with free etisalat data....you claim you know cars but cannot spot a south African spec toyota...i'm sure you don't even know a dubai or european spec cars even if they drive you in it...you think all cars come from america.....dullina like you that doesn't know jack and has serially refused to learn .....get lost and off my mention...mr ''POST VIN''
AutosRe: SOLD SOLD SOLD 2013 Model Toyota Landcruiser Upgraded - Very Neat by coolcatty: 5:19pm On Jun 20, 2018
emeshot:
This is a prove that they do not know what they are doing and do not understand what the Automobile sector is all about.thankyou
millomaniac:
The guy is a jobless sadistic fool. Original salesmen just ignore him
so many kids shouting post vin up and down...people that have no intention of buying cars....its annoying.

People should know when to draw the line.
AutosRe: SOLD SOLD SOLD 2013 Model Toyota Landcruiser Upgraded - Very Neat by coolcatty: 4:57pm On Jun 20, 2018
jodecibmw:
Hello, please post VIN of this vehicle.
Thanks.
Dull man...just shouting post vin up and down.....your commonsense should have told you this car was bought brandnew and its a south african spec hence no need for VIN check ..even when the seller highlighted that it was upgraded...you muuumuism is too annoying.
AutosRe: 2008 Picanto Reg. Now 600k firm by coolcatty: 1:34pm On Jun 20, 2018
i will personally find and deal with the mugu that will buy this 10yrs old car for 800k...damn these middle salesmen on nairaland are so selfish..i'm so sure the owner of this car did not list it at such exorbitant price.

Let me see who will pay such huge sum for this car
SportsRe: Serbian Barber Carves Lionel Messi Headshot For Fans At N64,000 Per Head by coolcatty: 1:39pm On Jun 13, 2018
CANDYDADDY:
angry

like for ronaldo share for messi
iiiidiiiot
PoliticsRe: Joshua Dariye Sentenced To 14 Years Imprisonment, Cries In Court (Photos) by coolcatty: 7:03pm On Jun 12, 2018
slimfit1:
14 years is an insult to the people of Benue or wherever he might have come from. A phone thief got life .
Dull Lazy buhari supporter...despite the fact that plateau state was clearly written,you still had to call Benue state.
FamilyRe: How To Forgive An Ex by coolcatty: 1:06pm On Jun 09, 2018
obynzo:
Hello Guys,

Thanks so much for your advice. I really discovered that it was the best decision to move on. I focused more on myself and now i have a better Job and i have learnt from my previous errors when dealing with women and the best thing is that very soon am getting married to a very honest and decent girl who really appreciates me very well.

I even ran into the husband of my ex at an eatery in lekki and he was even acting so funny trying to come close to my seat to see if i was the one and when he noticed it he ignored me and decided to see some people behind him i guess those were the people he came to see then rather strangely he later moved and sat three tables adjacent to me. i didn't finch one bit because i really don't owe him anything and he doesn't owe me anything. I received a call in the eatery and as i was about to end the call i discovered that he was there just staring at me with a hard look. i just laughed because i was at a level where they didn't matter anymore to me. when those guys he came to see decided to leave the eatery he decided to follow them.
I really thank God for giving me the strength to ignore and move on because i really discovered that it was the best for me and am a better person at that.
Nawaoh for you....you are still very smitten with this ex of yours....after more than 8yrs. ..you are still stalking her and her family. ...what kind of hopeless emotions is that.?

A woman that abused and left you....a woman that is currently in her second marriage. ..that is with kids and has depreciated...that's who you are opening a thread for.....you are what the igbos call otele okuko.


Go and get busy with your life and stop giving time and attention to things that do not matter. ...let this woman and her family be....this hatred will just choke you

I'm even sure the girl no even fine sef.
FamilyRe: A Cry And Urgent Plea For Help by coolcatty: 4:19pm On Jun 06, 2018
This niiigah/niiggress has been crying for help since the last 6months......the poverty/state of brokeness has still not stopped it/him/her to continually recharge and subscribe her calls and data plans grin grin grin grin

odiegwu...and to think it/he/she is igbo is annoying because igbos are not known to beg for leftovers....it/he/she should get a job..go to restaurants and wash plates...go to building sites, help people to clean,sweep and wash for a fee...please do literally anything to survive...there is absolutely no dignity in begging.
FamilyRe: In Need Of Adivce On My Relationship by coolcatty: 10:43am On Jun 05, 2018
Oga your tenure don finish. ...take it from me.

The girl is done with you....she doesn't know how to tell you....you are not longer a top priority. ....she is looking for a way to discharge you.she has eyes for another man...she will keep frustrating you till you give up on her by yourself. ....her actions and in actions will break u emotionally.


Just pick up the last remaining part of your dignity and move on....don't call or text her....just disappear. ....that's the truth and reality of life.

Just take it as one of those things life throws at at man.

You will be alright last last.
Foreign AffairsRe: Malian Scaled 4 Storeys To Save Child In Paris, Met President, Gets Citizenship by coolcatty: 12:33pm On May 28, 2018
Just look at what God can do.....congrats brother
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Meets TD Jakes, Biodun Fatoyinbo & His Family As Visits COZA Church by coolcatty: 10:26am On May 25, 2018
oruma19:
see ur life? That's how u will be a fool foreva, idiot
supposed church man...keep hurling invectives...
CrimeRe: See Burial Poster Of Sergeant Akin Who Was Killed By Policeman In Rivers State(p by coolcatty: 4:31pm On May 24, 2018
johnmartus:
Just this month alone police have killed 10 people by their reckless killing.
thats the one you know.

This country no just follow....get out while you can
SportsRe: Nike Receive 3m Orders For Nigeria's World Cup Shirt Ahead Of Next Week Release by coolcatty: 12:25pm On May 24, 2018
Alhajipaulo:
The one I bought is fake or what!!
Hahahahaha

Niggah thinks the 2,500 he paid is for an original jersey..lol

You bought better nylon...don't wear that shiiit out in the sun..you and the shirt will just melt. grin grin grin
AutosRe: Bought Brand New Volkswagen Jeep 2014 Model by coolcatty: 8:09am On May 24, 2018
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

This niiiggggah wants to sell a volkswagen tiguan for 9m...thats 25k dollars.... grin grin grin

Nairaland middle car dealers are a bunch of miserable comics......

9M for a naija used tiguan...a car with no valid mechanic.....ogaaaa grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Meets TD Jakes, Biodun Fatoyinbo & His Family As Visits COZA Church by coolcatty: 6:07pm On May 23, 2018
oruma19:
I pity ur generation because in the end u will gnash ur rotten teeth, but it would have too late. Shm!
Pity yourself you miserable church goer....you have zero ideology,zero sense..zero motive to live...go and roll in the sands like your ancestors before you.

Arrow
AutosRe: SOLD.....Tin-can Cleared 2009 Toyota Camry LE by coolcatty: 6:06pm On May 23, 2018
shocked shocked shocked

2.7m for a 219k mileage accidented car??

Mehn you guys should atleast fear God nah..with all the wahala people go through to make money..coupled with being ruled by buhari...you are still inflicting pain on nigerians......chaii.
CrimeRe: Dr. Williams Michael, The Hacker: "I Can Pull N1bn From Any Bank In Nigeria" by coolcatty: 2:40pm On May 23, 2018
Liar man..just spewing thrash from his putrid mouth.

Some gullible youths will go and try this irrelevant theory now and get stuck....pull money from nigerian bank and transfer to where??...


Azu amu doctor
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Meets TD Jakes, Biodun Fatoyinbo & His Family As Visits COZA Church by coolcatty: 9:05am On May 23, 2018
oruma19:
i still pity u...because many of u are children whose christian foundation is faulty (biodun inclusive). u only know how to use scriptures to get ur inordinate desires. park well!
Miserable church goer...God is so far away from you.

Retrace your steps and seek God genuinely...
PoliticsRe: Imo Government Comes To Aid Of Abandoned Sick Wife Whose Pics Went Viral by coolcatty: 3:17pm On May 22, 2018
SoNature:
Jesus!

A healthy person has no idea what God has done for him until he falls sick
i'm humbled walahi
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Meets TD Jakes, Biodun Fatoyinbo & His Family As Visits COZA Church by coolcatty: 11:41am On May 22, 2018
oruma19:
oya na kip following him till he bleeps ur wife. lolzzzzzz. enjoy whateva comes out of his church while i serve my God jejely. but o boy, u are too innocent to fall into biodun's trap, i fear for u...lolzzz
See this guy that called me a fooool without provocation claiming to serve God....Oga calm down..you are just a miserable church goer....now you see the reason i follow pastor biodun...he teaches love and forgiveness...and prosperity too...i forgive you for calling me names.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Meets TD Jakes, Biodun Fatoyinbo & His Family As Visits COZA Church by coolcatty: 7:30am On May 22, 2018
oruma19:
SHARAP U FOOL. IF U WANA BE RICH GO AND WORK. CHURCH DOESNT MAKE U RICH, WORK DOES. CHURCH IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE U THINK SPIRITUALITY AND HOW TO PLEASE UR MAKER. BIODUN IS A FUCKING MAGA. IF U LIKE GO TO HIS CHURCH AND SLEEP THERE, IF U DON'T WORK, POVERTY WILL NOT DEPART FROM UR HOUSE. ODE! DEEPER LIFE IS THE BEST PLACE TO GO SEEK REAL AND GENUINE SPIRITUALITY DEVOID OF WORLDLY PASSIONS. I AM NOT A CHURCH GOER SO DON'T QUOTE ME. ASK BIODUN HOW MANY PEOPLE HE HAS LED TO BECOME ATHEISTS, ONE OF DEM IS ESE WALTERS THAT HE bleeped, DENIED WHEN SHE CAME CLEAN AND TODAY HE STILL PARADES HIMSELF AS A PASTOR. THE THUNDER THAT WILL DESCEND ON ALL U PASTOR WORSHIPERS AND FAKE PASTORS ALIKE IS DOING TRAINING. Bleep U ALL, Bleep BIODUN FATOYINBO, Bleep TD JAKES, Bleep ALL U TITHE PREACHERS AND FIRST FRUITS THIEVES..Bleep NIGERIA AND HER INTELLECTUALLY LAZY CITIZENS SEEKING SPIRITUAL SOLUTION TO WEALTH. IF U WANT SPIRITUAL WEALTH, KUKU GO DO RITUALS..YEYE!. BIODUN IS ALREADY A CANDIDATE OF HELL (IF IT EXISTS). HE CANNOT MAKE SOMEONE DISBELIEVE THERE IS A GOD AND THEN HE STILL PARADES HIMSELF AS THE SERVANT OF THE LIVING GOD, NO WAY.
Nigggah why you shouting??....see the way you are even typing in capital letters??...take a chill pill and drink water...you are too hot tempered to be a christian.



sshyne:
I can't help but laugh.. You are funny bro.. Just take am easy
My brother,watch this space...my ministry will become functional mid 2019 God willing.



TWoods:
The “valid reason” you seek is clearly in the Bible that you obviously have not read. Jesus died a criminal, apostle James was beheaded, brother Paul was lynched, shipwrecked, jailed, in want.... yet these men wrote books, under the inspiration of Jesus, that we still read today, 2000 years later.

Man shall not live by bread alone...
2000 years ago...times have changed....i stick to my beliefs...my God is not a poor God....He is the owner of the universe.


obentenyson:
According to your stupid allegory above: how then can Jesus be the Son of God and still die like a criminal on the cross?...

Have being watching you..... I noticed you don't have one single sense.. How can you be a creation of God and you still don't have common sense?
My brother....what have common sense done for you and i??.....I rather have pastor Biodun's sense than have the one manufactured and produced by all these piety churches....life is meant to be lived once...and we all die...lets enjoy it abeg.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Meets TD Jakes, Biodun Fatoyinbo & His Family As Visits COZA Church by coolcatty: 5:53pm On May 21, 2018
sshyne:
I won't blame you for seeing him as a role model. The only thing done there is to motivate you to get rich which in most cases 80% of the church members never attain wealth, they just keep chasing shadows. An average youth will do whatever it takes(fraud, etc) just to get to that church standard. He built his empire with money from gullible followers. The only way you can get rich like him is 1)to either have your own church and collect money from gullible followers (2 )or you focus on your business or job. I will advice you pick number 2.. Just saying though, the choice is yours .bless you
My ministry will be family based...strictly for single ladies searching for husbands...thats the main cash cow.

I have done my analysis and profit projections...i will roll out in mid 2019...
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Meets TD Jakes, Biodun Fatoyinbo & His Family As Visits COZA Church by coolcatty: 5:51pm On May 21, 2018
Moloso:
.....may God forgive you bro
Amen ...and prosper me too.

Babinski:
If you will rather watch porn on a Sunday than attend church for whatever excuse, then you are yet to meet Jesus. And if Biodun Fatoyinbo's life is Christlike to you, then it further affirms your need to be saved urgently. The power of the Gospel is in its life-transformation and not wealth creation. Fatoyinbo's wealth creation capabilities is next to zero around people like Jeff Bezos and John Rockefeller. Will you rather not attend their churches or worship at their altars since earthly wealth is your aim!
please give a valid reason to attend those churches...how can i be serving a living God..the one and only true God and i will be living like a pauper..living from hand to mouth ..while unbelievers live better than me...pls give me a valid reason..i am waiting.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Meets TD Jakes, Biodun Fatoyinbo & His Family As Visits COZA Church by coolcatty: 4:13pm On May 21, 2018
sprints1:
christianity is not only about prosperity but understanding the true value of God' wisdom and eternal life...i pity u if u are going to church to make money...vanity upon vanity u die ur money lives...just keep praising the most high...not worshiping God to make money or to live all i want is to achieve my mission before death like Jesus did...just like finishing a Role playing game.. I have fufilled my quest in life....everything is not about money or life but its about what u gave the world before u die... tesla Newton socrates einstein zuckerberg and many more are my mentor etc...we all live to make the world a better place not to oppress people...
Og we both have different purpose of serving God...run your race and allow others run theirs....
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Meets TD Jakes, Biodun Fatoyinbo & His Family As Visits COZA Church by coolcatty: 3:18pm On May 21, 2018
Gerrard59:
This does not make sense. Yes, you do not like the churches in the bold. But you don't berate them for another publicly. There are reasons adherents of those churches like about them and they should be respected.

P.S. I don't go to any of the churches. [/quote

Abeg no too vex...i was just speaking my mind bro/sis

i honestly do not understand how someone that claims to worship and serve the one and Only God will be so shabbily and poorly dressed...glorifying poverty and piety...shhiiiit doesn't sound good to me.


[quote author=Oluwanimoduroti post=67751036]help me ask him o... Cus, it's like he's an idiot.. Experiencing raw riches! Riches you are helping him build for his children and generations yet unborn.. What has he practically contributed to the lives of his members? I mean the less privileged ones! Apart from sermons.. I stopped going to church loong time ago. And I do av a personal relationship with my God. I don't need no pastor.
go and drink water...did he put a gun to their head and forced them to part with their money?...do you know how many people are employed by COZA all over the world??..pls go and drink water once again




adesamtuns:
God bless you. I celebrate you. The vision of the church was given 19 years ago. God had some people in mind.
I love this guy...one needs to visit COZA abuja to appreciate Pastor biodun...i look up to him and want to be like him...no shame about it.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Meets TD Jakes, Biodun Fatoyinbo & His Family As Visits COZA Church by coolcatty: 2:35pm On May 21, 2018
Omihanifa:
Sick child
@mynd44 please come and discipline this untrained sentimental supposed christian.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Meets TD Jakes, Biodun Fatoyinbo & His Family As Visits COZA Church by coolcatty: 2:29pm On May 21, 2018
mankand:
You mean at the expense of gullible followers who troop in every week to donate their hard earned money?

Fela once sang that pastor's house na im dey fine pass
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My biggest regret ever is not entering church business early...my platoon mate back then during our NYSCthat started with winners okpanam asaba delta state is a big boy now...he now has his own church and very wealthy and comfortable.....while i'm here doing 9-5 job.

i regret not being a pastor...i will write it in my biography as my biggest regret ever.



sholay2011:
Repent.
Yes Jesus Assistant
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Meets TD Jakes, Biodun Fatoyinbo & His Family As Visits COZA Church by coolcatty: 12:51pm On May 21, 2018
God knows i love this Pastor Biodun guy...he is a huge role model of living the christlike life....He exudes riches and wealth in everything he does...from his dressings to his fleet of cars..to the edifice that houses his church and private residence...one needs to step foot into COZA abuja to experience wealth in its raw form.....''you will be like if church dey like this..how will heaven be??...


I love this man walahi...He is a clear example that you cannot serve God and remain poor...i rather stay at home and watch ebony thre..esome moojo every sunday than worship in deeper life,mfm,choosen etc..those ones never motivate one to be rich..always dealing with imaginary enemies.

I love you pastor biodun.
PoliticsRe: Chief Of Army Staff, Buratai Visits President Buhari (Photo) by coolcatty: 4:34pm On May 17, 2018
see the map on the table...the dullard is checking out his next travel destination.


Back of penisxx man.
AutosRe: 2011 Kia Picanto First Body - 1.3m Slightly Negotiable by coolcatty: 10:07am On May 16, 2018
grin grin grin

Wicked man.....this box that the brand new was sold for less than 1.5m in 2010 is what you want to resell for 1.3m

Greedy middleman....you have added all your financial problems to the original cost of the car.

Let me see the mugu that will buy this car for even 700k.
TravelRe: Truck Carrying Onions Had Accident In Koto, Kogi, Many Injured, Dead (Graphic) by coolcatty: 3:10pm On May 14, 2018
smh

This life ehen....just a pot of hot undone beans.....someday we are all going to welcome this visitor death....R.I.P

but why is kogi always in the news for all the wrong reasons??
AutosRe: Bought Brand New 2012 VW Passat Tsi Registered - 2.6m by coolcatty: 8:49am On May 14, 2018
prettyrits:
Kindly send the interior pictures of this car, and evidence of the odometer reading to my WhatsApp no.08033137327. Furthermore, do be kind to divulge covert problems the car might have, or reason for sale. I'm very much interested in buying it.
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