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Wat do they want?

Diz tonto gal sef, i tire 4 am

Am nt disappointed, lyk father lyk pikin..

Nawao.... Ao many pageant do we av in diz country?

Ijebu women are very industrous. Datz d gain of hardwork and industry.

chalxdon: I can't believe you people don't understand what is meant by the photo album where you appeared. It means the photo album/magazine that contains all the photos of all batch C Corp members. The one you were given when you passed out

I tot as much....

Wil b back soon

scampy: It means a group photograph wich u appear in it. It must be one u snapped wit ur corp members.

Av nt snapped any oo, u knw i detest taking photograph naw

Ezeanna: 1.original NYSC discharge certificate with 2 photocopies of it
2.original clearance letter 4rm schl principal with 2 photocopies of it
3.ur photo album with 2 copies of d place where u appeared
4. 2 photocopies of ur posting letter.

Pls, i dont undastd dt 3rd requirement. Is it passport photograph or wat? Pls explain

About 20 out of 100 out-of-school children in the entire world are Nigerian children. The numbers have continued to increase in absolute terms since the advent of democracy in 1999. Relative to our population against the world's over seven billion population, this is a disaster! Nigeria accounts for the death of 10 out of every 100 women who die while trying to give birth to a child in the world. This is the world's highest maternal mortality rate. Nigerian senior citizens, whether ex-soldiers or ex-civil servants, continue to die in queues while looking to collect their peanut pensions. When the pension has not been outright stolen, they are made to go through a tortuous process that has since left many at the mercy of death while trying to get what is essentially their right. Four out of every five Nigerian graduates are out of job. The statistics are so bad one could force a hypertensive patient to die, were each one to be reeled out. Yet, in the midst of these grim realities, Nigerian legislators are about the highest paid in the world.
Of the 109 Senators that were inducted in 2011, 35 have no single bill to show for the allowances and salaries they have been receiving over the past 24 months. In perspective, it means one out of every three Senator is dormant with respect to the introduction of any bill at all, passed or not. Every day, 144 Nigerian women die in childbirth because of the inadequacies of the health care system while every other Senator does more or less nothing earning outrageous allowances. Need one talk of Nigeria's infant mortality rates against the fact that our lawmakers collect such absurd allowances such as newspaper allowance, recess allowance, entertainment allowance and all sorts of elements of injustice all over their take home? Whatever team crafted the pay structure of our lawmakers certainly ignored the fact that Nigerians matter. According to a research by the respectedThe Economist magazine, the average Nigerian lawmaker earns 116 times Nigeria's GDP per person. When you note the fact that Nigeria's fat GDP has no bearing on the reality of poverty in Nigeria, the anomaly of these legislators' pay takes a whole new low on the table of injustice.
This nonsense cannot continue. If you expect the lawmakers themselves to make a move to reduce or remove these underserved privileges, you should also expect the late legendary Bob Marley to contest the presidency ofAmerica in 2016. It will never happen. Unlike the latter scenario, we the people can make the former happen. Nigerians have shouted and pushed, we have groaned and begged yet the legislators pretend to be deaf and even dumb. They have since assumed that like most things, we, Nigerians shout about, our noise on the salaries and allowances will also come to pass after amounting to nothing. We can change this. What if all Nigerians from every walk of life, choose a date, say in August and march against this act of the National Assembly's inhumanity to Nigerians? On that day, a warning shot would have been triggered. As long as we don'texpect them to budge over a plan like this, we will win. We must doggedly pursue justice or give up trying from the get go.
A Nigerian legislator earns about N30m per year. As criminal as that sounds considering the fact that they are on recess every other month of the year, it is not as criminal as the fact that, that figure is only a tip of the seamy iceberg. It has also been revealed that the monthly allowances of each lawmaker total about N19m. At the end of each month, an average lawmaker ends up smiling to the bank or wherever they store our money with at least N21m. Add the N7.2m ($44,444) furniture allowance, another N7.2m per legislator for what they call severance gratuity and yet anotherN9.6m ($60,494.05) as motor vehicle allowance, what allowance is left for the basic existence of the average Nigerian? Are some Nigerians more equal than the others?
The fact that thieves get caught once in a while does not mean thieves steal once in a while. Not also forgetting that na person wey dem catch be barawo.
Most of them have their children studying abroad; it counts for nothing if the Academic Staff Union of Universities and the Academic Staff Union of Polytechnics are on strike.
We have written articles upon articles, we have facebooked and tweeted about this and other issues for so long. We clap for them when they open boreholes, because we have come to expect nothing from them. Nonsense, are they more Nigerian than us? They are not! They have just as much rights as we do. The era of the monkey average Nigerian working and the no-bill-passing-estacodes-collecting-despite-no-travel baboon chopping legislator must come to an end. These lawmakers must do something now because the monkey will not be monkeying for too long anymore.

I REST MY CASE FOR NOW!

A 23-year old man, Segun Bankole, has been sentenced to two and half years in prison by the Ebute Meta Magistrate's Court, after pleading guilty to two counts of stealing.
He was said to have been apprehended by a passerby at Iganmu Bridge area of Lagos State after snatching an LG X330T phone valued at N15, 000, property of one Ezeani Cynthia.
The police said Bankole admitted to committing the crime together with another suspect who is now atlarge.
The prosecutor, Inspector George Nwosu, said the accused led the police to the scene of the crime with the hope of apprehending his accomplice, but he was not found.
He said, "On July 16, 2013 at 8pm, at Iganmu Bridge in Lagos State, one Mrs Ezeanu Cynthia was passing on the road when Bankole and one other person presently at large accosted and snatched her LGX330 Thandset.
"In the process of escaping, they were pursued by a passerby, Nkwocha Patrick, based on the alarm raised by Cynthia. Having arrested the defendant, he was taken to Iponri Police Station where he confessed to the crime.
"The Investigating Police Officer and the defendant were taken to the scene to arrest the second person, but he was nowhere to be found."
The magistrate, Mr. T. Abolarinwa, said the defendant deserved to be kept away from society, having confessed to serving an earlier term in Kirikiri Maximum Prison.
Abolarinwa said, "One does not need to be a sorcerer or a prophet to know that stealing has become part and parcel of his life.
"The right thing to do is to keep him away from society so that he will not be able to corrupt society and also reduce the stress in combating crime.
"Maybe in detention, the spirit of God will change him."
Abolarinwa, thereafter, convicted Bankole of the charges and sentenced him to two and half years in prison.
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The Ogun State Police Command has arrested a 45-year old man, Toyin Sodimu, for allegedly raping his 16-year-old daughter in Temidire community of Oke Apo, Akomoje, Abeokuta.
The state Police Public Relations Officer, Muyiwa Adejobi, said in a statement that the teenager reported the incident to the AdatanPolice Division after her father raped her about 2am last Saturday.
Adejobi, a Deputy Superintendent of Police, said following Sodimu's arrest, the 16-year old girl had been taken to the hospital by the police for medical examination andtreatment.
He added that the state Commissioner of Police, IkemefunaOkoye, had ordered an investigation into the incident and vowed that the suspect would be prosecuted to serve as deterrent toothers.
The statement read in part, "The policemen attached to Adatan Divisional Headquarters in Abeokuta, Ogun State, have arrested one Toyin Sodimu in Temidire community of Oke Apo, Akomoje Abeokuta after he raped his own daughter, aged 16 year on Saturday.
"The lady went to report the ugly incident to the police in Adatan division after her father had forcefully had a carnal knowledge of her in her room at about 0200hrs on Saturday.
"The victim has been taken to the Abeokuta General Hospital by the police for examination and treatment.
"The Commissioner of police Ogun State, Ikemefuna Okoye, has ordered full scale investigation into the horrible incident and vowed to make the suspect face the wrath of the law to serve as deterrent to other cruel and devilish fathers who may want to venture into raping their daughters in the state.
"Okoye has also appealed to parents particularly mothers to keep watch on their children and avoid collapse of marriages which is perceived to be a catalyst to cases like this.
"He urges other rape victims to always emulate this victim's bravery to report any rape case which will help the police tackle rape and related offences in the state"
Adejobi said the police command would partner with the state's Ministry of Women Affairs and Social Development to find a lasting solution to the menace.
http://mobile.punchng.com/output.php?link=http://www.punchng.com/metro/father-45-rapes-daughter-16/

Tolexander: the summary of everything is:
concerning the bad situation in river state, Dame Patience Jonathan's english is the cause. Like he once said while trying to support soyinka.

Ao did u know this? Av u bin to spanish school before?

maryjames9: Somebody should please interprete this in english.

Is diz french?

Patrick Obahiagbon's facebook page was showered with comments and views early diz morning when he posted another undiluted and incomprehensible statement about d mien rocking Rivers state, Amaechi, Goodluck and Patience. It goes thus:

Is the malodorous excrescence in Rivers state,cascadingly oozing out from erebus Dame,all about the satiation of a megalomaniacal presidential termagant? Let someone please assist me in whispering to the Dame that Alagamus Paret,Ai Ai Num,Ai Ai Num Cest Daret,Opotere Alagamus....
Somebody should please explain what he meant.
https://m.facebook.com/patrick.obahiagbon.3 (UC Browser Cloud)

Definition of political terms!!! (MUST READ)
SUICIDE MISSION is when Patience Jonathan accepts to debate with Prof Wole Soyinka.
CORRUPTION is when 5 law makers out of 32 attempt to impeach the elected speaker of the house.
CHEAP MENTALITY is when the president fights a state governor and cause chaos in the state cos he considers the governor's ambition a threat to his re-election.
NEGLIGENCE OF DUTY is when the minister of education for state will not remain in Abuja to carryout his ministerial duties; he keeps coming to Rivers state to blackmail the governor to cos chaos in the state cos the 'oga @the top' is using him.
GOING ASTRAY is when a police commissioner abandons his duties and assumes political functions.
ELECTORAL FRAUD is when 16 votes won an election over 19 votes.
IMPOSSIBLE is when ACN calls on the national assembly to impeach the president cos he no longer delivers the divident of democracy.
BRAVENESS is when a governor refused to bow to the president just as his colleagues cos he wants to protect his ambition and the interest of the people he governs.
CIVILIZATION is when U.S president keep on ignoring Nigeria on his African tour cos of insecurity, corruption, lawlessness among others.
MARGINALIZATIONis when the resources from the Niger Delta are used to develop Abuja and the Northern states but the N
iger Delta itself is still in its 1912; no development at all, and our son is thepresident.
INJUSTICE is when we in the Niger Delta take small of our oil to sell just to survive and then we are given death sentence.
LACK OF CIVILIZATION is when the president and senate president will canvas for capital pirnishment for oil theft and condemned criminals in thismodern world.
WASTE OF TIME is when ASUU continues its nationwide indefinate strike thinking that the govt will be affected; na big lie, all their children de sch abroad; so na we the poor de suffer instead.
SELFISHNESS is when the govt refuse to react to these comments

When You Marry An Illiterate
Woman, You Make Irrational
Decisions Like Jonathan” By
Professor Wole Soyinka.
It’s No More about Subsidy Alone.
The American President has only
TWO aircraft while President
Jonathan has 9 in his fleet and was voted money recently to buy ONE more! Making it 10.
One of the Jet was sent to convene Malawian President, Mrs Joyce Banda to Abuja and returned her to her Country last week. This is a woman that sold the Presidential Jet bought
by her predecessor in office with the excuse that she could not maintain it. Moreso, she said the money realize from the sale will be use to improve the their health care facilities and the educational system in the country. And she can travel commercial airline whenever the need arise.
The British prime Minister has no
Official Jet and always travel with
British Airways for State visit. His last summer holiday to Spanish Island waswith Budget Airline (Easy Jet).He has 2 Jaguar as his official cars with 4 dispatch riders motorbikes to use within the United Kingdom.
President Jonathan has 23 cars in his pool and only recently voted
300Million Naira to buy 2 more
bullet/bomb proof ones!
The United State of America, almost the size of Africa with about 350million people have 24
ministers, and 32 government
parastatals and commisions.
Nigeria has a whooping 42 cabinet ministers, and over 50[Fifty]government parastatals!
America with about 350million
people and more mileage to drive
consumes 39million litres of petrol daily.
Nigeria with 150million people, 60% out of which live in remote areas,yet our government tells us we consume about 35million litres of petrol daily.
President Patience/Badluck Jonathan has become a tyrant, a shandel, a shame, he has become the No.1 Enemy of Nigeria.
Having read these write up my
people; who need original epe(curse) Ijebu between Patience/Badluck Jonathan and Professor Wole Soyinka? Over to you oooo fellow Nigerians

D 1 and only mazi on Nairaland....
HAPPY BORNDAY

Wil b back

4 wat?

Is it a must for u 2 talk? Reuben and okupe wil soon reply him.
Am fucking tired of diz demo-CRAZY.

So d man is rounding off his seventies and dt gud for nothing english killer parading herself 2 be d 1st lady was talking to her father becoz of political goddy goddies.
Thunder fire anyone who'll say av got no respect.
Happy bornday PROF, no mind that WIDOW (D MOTHER OF CHILDRENSES, DONATING HER FAMILY ON BEHALF OF 2M)

That's life, even jesus was betrayed by his very own judas.
LESSON: Alwayz create a fighting space wen makin fwendz

Itz stil okay, since she's still single

domcarez: Shut the crap Wole Soyinka, you are just an APC supporter in disguise....how could u take sides in this issue instead of being objective....that means u wole soyinka believes Amaechi is a saint right...mtchewww..jobless noble laureate looking for presidential recognition..

U must be high on coke.... I don't know watz wrong wit some Nigerians. I can't imagine mysef calling a COW 'DADDY' just bcox i wanna eat MEAT. That's exactly wat some dudes are doin here.

[quote author=X-factoria]And that makes him infallible?

Wole Soyinka was wrong to have attributed the fracas to Patience! What investigation did he carry out before rushing to conclusions? IS he of the SSS or Police? Does he live in Rivers State? In academics where WS holds so much authority, you cannot make categorical statements like he did in this case without having carried out an experiment to proof his points beyond doubt. WS's disparaging remarks on Patience belittles his status. Its a shame for a man of his status to be making categorical statements based on hearsays and rumor. He's more exposed to know that.[/quote]Do u need a herbalist to tell u d cause of d recent chaos in rivers state? Nigeria is facing diz hard time just because of a widow whose childrenses are passing.
She should go and sit down and let a peaceful breeze take over d space.

Corp members should also stop flaunting their parents wealth and behave maturedly.
Some of them might have been boasting about their parents wealth nt knwin some people r takin note of watever they say.

luvmijeje: English in pigin na our own o, so may we deh proud of am o.

o o! I think itz against d rule of dis site 2 type in pidgin? U all deserve a day ban

daik: Loved by my sweetheart gladdens my heart

heart of love bleeds more dan a bloody accident wen broken. Value ur loved ones.