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Wouldn't say itz good or bad...it all depends on ur spouse.
What strengthen my relationship may weaken urs.
Play according 2 ur conscience n ur spouse demands.

GoldenDr:
Happy sunday to Ibb4tone(m),
xeleb(m), Sunehri145(f), &
martyns200(m) what are your thoughts about the get together.

Same to u dear, let planning begin....am in.

The topic shd av been 10 Things You Miss For Not Having premarital/ extramarital Sex)

1. Warn ur gf to stop tellin her fwnds about u and u guys relatnship stuffs....
Else, i forsee her unknowingly selling u out even wen u guys marry.
2. Stop thinking abt dt stalker, infact, stay away frm her by all means....if nt, u will give in.
3. If she persist, tell ur gf to stay away frm her.....if nt, she might lose u. Ask her to pick either u or her fwnd.
Note: do not act as if u do not wnt her 2 av fwndz but, dt stalker must be out of her life.

obialinaeze:
u are shallow minded

Thank u and God bless!
We knw ya type..

U are interested man, just pretending.
Wat wil it cost u 2 delete her contact and act as if u dnt knw her?

dammytosh:
Thanks Boss. I am not partisan. I don't give a damn about any useless Political Party or follow any Asiwaju blindly.

I analyse the team, and i try to be as objective as I can.

I sincerely believe Buhari and his team is what Nigeria need now and also JK looks more serious than Ambode and for the sake of accountability and somebody checking what Uncle Bola and his team has been doing since 1999.

Exactly my thoughts.... Partisanship irritates me but some people are damn brainwashed believing APC is wat we need. I care less abt APC neither do i bliv in PDP, but candidates personality and antecedents intrigues me.
Am votin Buhari 4 presido and GNI as governor and would vote Jimi if privileged to vote in lagos.
We need checks n balances and let some people know we are practising democracy, nt monarchy where they can rule 4eva.
I won't cluelessly stamp all my votes 4 APC candidates knowing there's a beta candidate 4 dat seat in anoda party.
Vote personality, not party!

dammytosh:
Lol

Obasanjo is a Don.

Very soon, tearing pdp card will be a signature move.


Hahahahaha i dey laff ooo

Like ur signature!

Av we met God b4?
Very possible!

See people oo....u wil play d groom's role and as well do d bestman on ur weddin day..

I have two adages 4 d op to complete....
1. Show me ur friend....
2. Birds of same feather...

SMH

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Harbosede02:
So u mean seun should ask for our birth certificate b4 posting on this section so as to knw where to throw our comment?? :-/

u don't av to upload ur D.O.B cert, ur thread wil determine where u belong. Even if u're 45 and ur thread looks 25, it would be moved 2 d appropriate quarters.
Following diz thread wit keen interest.

Am tired of seeing threads like this. Abegi!

funarosho:
31 year old guy but still not in a serious relationship . is it normal.

Why do u think it's nt normal?
We all have diff goals 2 achieve and I cant build my wall around another man's castle.
U av ur plan, i av mine....
D question ought to have been "is it normal nt to have achieve 50% of my life objectives at dt age".

A Ghanaian proverb says "A man who marries a beautiful wife is like a farmer planting corn by d roadside".
Same thing applicable to ur case... I think u get d logic?

I dey cum

Cwaya:

Boy: Your MostActive Sectionon Nairaland just changed to Romance.
What areyou looking for there !!

Girl: Bae ... itsnotwhatyou think,I....

Boy: I WHAT ?? ITSOVER !!
Gimme my spare key.

Funny u, wat if itz sexuality?

wristwatch:
You took the N50 I left on the bed without telling me and I know you were the one that stole the N80 I left on d TV the other day. I neva knw am dating a BIG THIEF but now dat I know, It's over btw us okay.

Diz 1 strong oo...
Eleyi gidigan oo..

ronald4lif:
Lol! I reckon the post is just for fun, break up excuses like these will hardly work, I think women are now wiser and will hardly gives us reason to break up during festive seasons, if the reason for break up is as flimsy as the ones given above then she may never accept the guy back after the xmas period

What about diz?

ronald4lif:
Tryna avoid xmas gifts abi? What next after the yelutide season? Baby I am sorry I didn't know what came over me, it will never happen again lol. Then in 2months time Valentine's day comes by, another tales by moonlight ni

U sabi d package pass me sef.
Some guyz life no be here ooo!

DECEMBER IS AROUND THE CORNER!
TIME TO BREAK UP!!!

1* You saw me sweeping my room & you never care to collect the broom and finish the sweeping, It's over!

2* you don't bend properly when u sweep, you'll have
pride issues, & i can't marry a proud woman. *its over*

3* Did u just call me honey? You are trying to say my mum is a Bee? We're done! *its over*

4* My mum checked my future, you are not in it.
*its over*.

5* baby my mum says that there are a lot of
witches in your village so we can't go out anymore!
*its over*

6* why would u tell me to watch champions league
when Man utd is not there! U want to mock me abi?
*Its over*

7* U smiled at the guy in the car while we were trekking. *its over*

8* U don't use my picture as your profile picture,
*its over!*

Add yours!
Letz have fun.

Is diz a Nigerian legislator or a burglar?

The presidential invasion of the National Assembly which was unscrupulously executed by its pursuivant inspector general of police had all the trappings of an entebbe raid and executive rascality which is deservable of an acidic excoriation and corrosive pummeling.The impeachment gambit is however a frankeinstous yoyo with a potency for an erebus prone whirligig.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=977858558897968&id=324478124236018&refid=8&_ft_=qid.6084023550913138313%3Amf_story_key.5971634603534517163&__tn__=%2As

dhammyg: SORRY BUT THE LAST THING NIGERIA NEEDS IS PRAYERS.THE PEOPLE OF NIGERIA HAVE BEEN PRAYING SINCE 1960 AND SO FAR NOTHING HAS CHANGED

NATIONS DEVELOP BY ACTIONS NOT PRAYERSIF PRAYERS COULD SOLVE NAIJA'S PROBLEMS NIGERIA SHOULD BE PARADISE BY NOW

ANYWAYS,HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BELOVED NAIJA

U're right ma'am... But am sure u must av heard abt d phrase 'WORK AND PRAY' ?

Dear Father in Heaven,

I pray for my country Nigeria. We all know looking around there's not much to celebrate, to rejoice about, but I understand You don't want us to question Your infinite Wisdom when you placed us in Nigeria.
Father, I pray for Your wisdom, exactly what we need to move this country from the backwaters of backwardness. Forgive our people who want to eat the good of the land yet still curse the land, we want the best yet we wish the worst on ourselves.
Lord, we are blind, open our eyes that we may see that cursing our leaders doesn't solve the problem, killing our brothers and sisters, molesting our children and claiming tribal superiority is just evidence of our own wickedness. Yet we blame our leaders for the things we do. We have become very good at the latest and most popular game in Nigeria, the game called IT IS NOT MY FAULT.
Father, help us understand our leaders are very flawed human beings and not gods. Help us see that like us they make mistakes and mess things up. Help us understand that the solution doesn't come in looking for political heroes. But in looking up to you, in trusting you to work things out for our good.
Lord, it is hard for me to wish my country a happy birthday. Because I haven't gotten much out of it. But I am going to do it all the same because I know that's what You want. You want me to believe the best about my nation even if I am seeing Her at Her worst. You want me to be like Jesus, to condemn less and love more.
Yes, so many things have failed and are failing in this country, but I am going to just trust that there is nothing impossible for You to do.
Father I thank You for how far we have come, I know it's only by Your grace that we are still together as a nation, despite our growing differences. Forgive those who work to divide and visit with judgement those who try to destabilize and destroy this country (d exact way u did to Patrick Sawyer who made an attempt). Protect our women and children from monsters and animals on two feet and strengthen our men to work hard and honest for peace, for progress and prosperity. Help them fight the fight in smarter ways than butchery, looting and killing.....
Lord, help us grow.
On behalf of my people,
Your son,
Coolestboy

GoldenDr: So, nobody has been called to start work?

I think most proprietors or principal are being calculative, trying to avoid d sept pay.

Your lies are too cheap....they wont cost more than 5naira.

22nd is okay 4 resumptn as far as am concerned

mistudreh: In other words, the 3million jobs to be created will be the 3million youths TAN march.
Ti iro ba lo ni ogun odun, ojo kan pere ni otito ma ba. That ojo is Feb 14, 2015... We need to be wise than ever before this time around, enough of this transformation shit!

Noted!

choirmistress: he will do sonnest.

Okay madam.... But do u av any idea concerning resumptn date?