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Phones / Re: ***** Infinix Discussion Thread ***** by coolestboy(m): 8:35pm On Apr 20, 2019 |
Any Info on infinix s6010? Price and specs? |
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye And His 2 Sons Rock Stylish Super Eagles Jersey (Photo) by coolestboy(m): 8:55pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
Ajekuya loje with this Jersey |
Romance / Re: Pls Help Me With Good Advice. I Love Her But There Is A Problem by coolestboy(m): 9:29pm On Sep 29, 2015 |
Godwin999: Are u her father? Godwin999: OP, U still dey do bojuboju? Godwin999: Av u try using hypo? |
Politics / Re: Questions For Mr. President by coolestboy(m): 11:40am On Aug 28, 2015 |
modelmike7:I detest EXTREMISM. It blocks ones sense of reasoning. itsobasi:And that answer the questions above? Watz d problem with these 21st century Nigerians? |
Family / Re: 24 Things A Mother Should Teach Her Daughter Before Marriage!!! by coolestboy(m): 11:33am On Jun 02, 2015 |
opeaceo:Fathers are free to teach d daughters, but those lessons are feminine. U are free to create a counter thread titled '24 THINGS FATHER SHOULD TEACH HIS SON'. |
Family / Re: 24 Things A Mother Should Teach Her Daughter Before Marriage!!! by coolestboy(m): 11:16am On Jun 02, 2015 |
saaedlee:What is diz one saying? Tell ya wife to teach ur daughter(s) d above lesson. |
Family / Re: 24 Things A Mother Should Teach Her Daughter Before Marriage!!! by coolestboy(m): 11:06am On Jun 02, 2015 |
Continuation...... 20. My daughter, I know that no man out there is complete, but when you are looking for your tall, slim, fair and handsome, if he’s a woman-beater, please, go for the short, fat, dark and ugly that will give you the respect you deserve as a woman. 21. My daughter, know, learn and respect the culture and lifestyle of whoever you chose to marry . In some part of Africa, you knee down to greet your man’s parents while in some part outside Africa; you can even call them by their first name and ask for a handshake. Whatever they believe in, if you've chosen him, believe it with him also. 22. My daughter, don’t ever try to date a married man, whether his excuse was that he doesn't find happiness with his wife or he would have married you if he had met you first, if you ever try it, I curse you already. 23. My daughter, when I say over 52 years of marriage , it wasn't that I did not see any reason to leave your father, I saw a lot of them but I bear his faults, i forgave him to stay married. 24. In everything you do, put God first! Which of these interest you? |
Family / 24 Things A Mother Should Teach Her Daughter Before Marriage!!! by coolestboy(m): 11:03am On Jun 02, 2015 |
24 THINGS A MOTHER SHOULD TEACH HER DAUGHTER BEFORE MARRIAGE!!! 1. My daughter, don’t cause a separation between your man and his siblings; it could be dangerous for you when they finally speak with one voice. 2. My daughter, I know that some of you girls don’t wish to marry a man whose mother is still alive, don’t ever think like that, if you do, well, I think your son’s wife-to-be should start wishing you're dead now. 3. My daughter, listen to me, when I married your father, he was as tiny as his salary but I chose to grow with him and today, those cars out there are some of the results of what we started so little, together, and we’re proud looking at them. 4. My daughter, there is this thing i see happening in your time, some of you girls now get pregnant before the wedding day, well, it never happened in our time because no matter what, we never opened our laps before the wedding. 5. My daughter, well, yes, I once locked up the cloth of your father because I got to my limit of patience and that was the only thing I could do, but one thing I haven’t said was that we settled the issue that same day and that was the last time I tried that. 6. My daughter, look up there. That’s the wedding picture of your father and I, look at him smiling, I know you've seen it many times but what you did not know is that your father was angry before taking this picture, I hope you find a man whose anger doesn't last till the next day. 7. My daughter, when your Father was riding a bicycle, I was always happy to hop on it and ride with him, not because I didn't see those men in their little cars but because my eyes also saw those men trekking to their farms. 8. My daughter, if you and your husband eat a little food with love, you both would be satisfied. Times are not always the same; support him in every phase he’s passing through. 9. My daughter, don’t ever close your laps to yourhusband in bed , the day he paid your dowry was the day you lost your will to do so, don’t be stiff and try to satisfy him even if you were angry with him. 10. My daughter, a man would respect you and be more proud of you if you’re learned and not totally dependent on him. Strive to make your own money and while you're at it, be humble. 11. My daughter, under the cocoa tree that I did meet with your Father was open and good enough for our discussions, yes; it was open and good enough if you understand what I mean. 12. My daughter, in our time, we had sexy legs and firm bosoms to show our men, in fact, we had the finest ones, yet, when we dress, we cover those parts of our body, not because we were not civilized as you people would call it, but because we know that the eyes of men are hungry, many of them would only come, touch and go their way. 13. My daughter, there is this thing you girls now practice, they say it’s feminism. Well, you can prove to be equal to a man in the society but please, not in your marriage because at my old age, I don’t want to start counting your husbands. 14. My daughter, marriage is not a Rehabilitation Centre, if he’s not good enough for you before marriage, nothing he does would be good enough after marriage. 15. My daughter, you can see I still wear my night gown , yes, because to my husband; your father, I still want to look sexy. So, take good care of your body, look good for your man and don’t look like a grandma after giving birth. 16. My daughter, I’m your mother and still, I'm not interested in you coming to me always if anything goes wrong with your husband. Though nowadays I see some mothers controlling the homes of their sons and daughters, I would only say; shame on them! 17. My daughter, for you to have a peaceful home and well-trained children, have one voice with your husband, join him to say NO when he’s saying NO before the kids but later when you both are alone, you can plead with him for a YES, if not, the children will see a loophole to misbehave, either to you or their father. 18. My daughter, if you chose to live together with a man that you’re yet to be married to, and you are complaining that he hasn't proposed to you, oh, he already did. Whatever he said that made you start living with him was his proposal. 19. My daughter, your generation does not see any pride in been a virgin before marriage, it’s a shame! Your father met me a virgin and he brought more yams to my parents and up till today, he’s still proud of me when we discuss in that direction. |
Politics / Re: 'I am Not Yusuf Buhari!'-Youngman Whose Pic Has Gone Viral Cries Out by coolestboy(m): 1:46am On May 31, 2015 |
If u like comot from yusuf enter muhammed, am sure Buhari knows his children.....Shikena 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Communities Where Residents Use Same River For Cooking, Drinking and Defecating by coolestboy(m): 12:34pm On Apr 20, 2015 |
Beamborla:I served in a riverine community called Sangama in Rivers State where the indigenes use dsame river dey mess up as dia drinkin, bathing and cooking means. U need to see how their community leaders squander d huge amount of money allocated to d community by d oil coys. They receive d alert, share d money and spend it all in ph city to d detriment of dia people and community backwardness. We fought tirelessly b4 they could provide a means of getting a portable water for we d corp members alone. Dt one year was like 50years in hell fire. D amayanabo's (king) and dia chiefs are d writers of dia peoples fate. Greedy and devilish set of people. 1 Like 1 Share |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Fresh Nigeria Immigration Recruitment 2015 by coolestboy(m): 5:33am On Apr 19, 2015 |
Dragnet is now incharge..... I pray d recruitment process favours us ijn. |
Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by coolestboy(m): 8:23pm On Apr 15, 2015 |
DrSage:Is d post ume form now available 4 sale? |
Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by coolestboy(m): 7:50pm On Apr 15, 2015 |
DrSage:Tanx, but dt shd be d addition of ume and post ume divided by two, ryt? I need sum clarifications here. |
Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by coolestboy(m): 4:30pm On Apr 15, 2015 |
Hi fellas, watz d cut off mark for chemical engineering pls? |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Fresh Nigeria Immigration Recruitment 2015 by coolestboy(m): 10:02am On Apr 15, 2015 |
KillerBeauty:Tanx 4 ur concern, just received d msg on my mail. Same date, different time. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Fresh Nigeria Immigration Recruitment 2015 by coolestboy(m): 9:52am On Apr 15, 2015 |
scarplanet:Tanx broda, d NIS site is nt login me in on my fone. It requires me goin to d cafe dtz wat i meant. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Fresh Nigeria Immigration Recruitment 2015 by coolestboy(m): 8:56am On Apr 15, 2015 |
nefilahot:Pls, watz d diff btw d previous letter and d new 1 on their website? Was d date and time changed? Pls, itz urgent coz am in a place where i av little or no access to d web. Thanks |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by coolestboy(m): 8:28am On Apr 13, 2015 |
uglychick:Can we talk in private? Its necessary. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Fresh Nigeria Immigration Recruitment 2015 by coolestboy(m): 7:55am On Apr 08, 2015 |
alimat216:Need a sample as well. Sumbody shd please upload a sample. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Fresh Nigeria Immigration Recruitment 2015 by coolestboy(m): 10:51pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
iamskiigii:Eyah! See u nxt wk |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Fresh Nigeria Immigration Recruitment 2015 by coolestboy(m): 10:36pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
iamskiigii:Abi naw, hope u've seen urs? |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Fresh Nigeria Immigration Recruitment 2015 by coolestboy(m): 4:37pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
nuesojay:I belong there and av gotten my mail. Keep hope alive, d mail wil cum in. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Fresh Nigeria Immigration Recruitment 2015 by coolestboy(m): 4:17pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
samplanner:Photograph? Is dt part of d requirements? I didn't see dt on d list here. Anyway, wat materials r u reading 4 d test? |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Fresh Nigeria Immigration Recruitment 2015 by coolestboy(m): 2:58pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
samplanner:Tanx man.... Wat abt jpeg files, do u av any idea if d site would upload dt? Wia is ur centre 4 d cbt? |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Fresh Nigeria Immigration Recruitment 2015 by coolestboy(m): 2:32pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Hi pals, need your say ön diz urgently. Is it advisable to use a medical report of about 5years ago? And if datz nt advisable, how much do guys think itz gönna cost me to get one in a state hospital? And can we upload jpeg files on d site? Am just trying to avoid any hitch. Thanks |
Politics / Re: Jega's Announcement Of Presidential Election Results 2015: Part 4 by coolestboy(m): 3:13pm On Mar 31, 2015 |
Diz iz Bauchi's result nt Benue....crosscheck n correct it. Harbosede02: |
Politics / Re: PDP Calls For The Cancellation Of Election Results In Kano by coolestboy(m): 11:20am On Mar 31, 2015 |
My gift to all d apc's! For every Enugu in ur life, God will raise a Kano that will swallow it IJN. Can I hear a resounding AMEN. 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: I Am In A Dilemma ! What Should I Do? by coolestboy(m): 10:10pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
If u must invite her, be ready to help her all through. Though, there is no prob if d guy is ready 4 d burden, if nt, u've to wake up to d call and giv her d best u could. Btw, ur husband is against d invite. U either let ur hubby knw u're interested in helping her and seek 4 his support or u intelligently back off....don't come back here seeking 4 anoda advice concerning ur home ooo. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Samossaphobic: How Do I Overcome? by coolestboy(m): 7:11am On Feb 28, 2015 |
I feel ur pain bro, but u've got no option than to move on. D following shd be of help. 1. Start socializing with married men, visit them, hang out with their families(especially those with kids), d love 4 kids might do wonder. 2. Attend wedding ceremonies regularly and always attend in d company of responsible married folks. This wil stimulate ur interest. Lastly, try listen to some love programs where people share testimony about their love life and nt d opposite. Attend marriage seminars, get togethers. Thank me later 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Anal Penetration In Marriage/unmarried Would You Allow? by coolestboy(m): 6:27am On Feb 28, 2015 |
Watz so pleasurable about anal penetration? Little wonder marriage crashes like cheese balls. I rep toto! |
Romance / Re: My Inconsiderate Girlfriend....(pics) by coolestboy(m): 12:26pm On Feb 22, 2015 |
Why am i havin diz feelings dt she doesn't really mean those sowies up dia? She's nt genuinely begging u, datz nt how to beg 4 a cumback wen u truly love sb. My 5naira! 6 Likes |
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