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[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Honeypot sounds derogatory, I prefer cvnt or nairalands edition called kitty-cat[/quote]Kitty-cat! Abeg, dtz too vulgar

[quote author=C'est moi]admire not another man's wife.[/quote]Wife her! Only if u are financially buoyant

daik: morning is not an odd time to propose to someone you admire

Admire her wen u av a taste of her honeypot

[quote author=emma_best2000]Hurry up baby[/quote]Baby are just like childrens. Patience Ebele Jonathan is my role models.

scampy: U stil dey craze! Lolz. I don reach abia ooo.

Okay, have u started registratn? Do update me o

scampy: U dey craze, is dat wot u ar doin in Rivers? Anyway, thnx for ur concern. I wil try to remain d gentle boi dat i am.

U no trust me? Which gentle boy? U'd beta have fun like say 2moro no dey. Y am i botherin my self, no b u? I trust u die.

scampy: En route to Abia st! God, journey mercy is wot i ask for.

Safe journey bro, rememba 2 xploit d babes like mazi did o

scampy: Yeah, i read som of his stories. Abt droppin somfhn u knw dat is ‘impossicant‘ cos i be jew for dat thread.

Abegi, u sef get mouth naw. U knw sey i knw some of ur packages? Abeg, go drop 1

scampy: I av nt bin followin cos i av bin busy, infact i stop reading it frm page 8 or 9. I wil try and resume again mayb by wknd. Hw ur end?

Blooda, i just dey oo. Dat thread hawt die, dia is diz guy called ZUBBY. He's makin it hotter, but u also need 2 drop sum tinz dia too.

scampy: Gud mornin houz, Kenny whr @ thou?

Ao far guy, where u dey? Hope u stil dey 4low d legend stuff? Itz getin hawter

Sleeping mood activated, wake me up wen itz time 4 MOTHERS DAY

Rememba to thank ur dad 2day 4 not using condom.
Happy fathers day

Its exactly one year later when the president made a declaration about our dear UNILAG to be changed into MAULAG in commendation of the annulment of june 12. Its another year of such remembrance and this year makes it 20years later the uneventful event occurred. Who knows the proclamation the oga at the top will come out with, maybe to change the name of our dear country with the prospect of being a goody-goody in guise of immortalising a hero.
Letz wait and see......
Happy june 12 in advance

scampy: ya, it is p3, on hw u can get it is anoda probs cos I dnt knw anybody for say ur side.

I wil be cumin nxt month, wil it stil b avail?

scampy: I still de follow d thread o. I get person wey wan sell im own for 10k5. u dey interested?

If its p3, am interested. Ao do i get it?

scampy: yeah, it's an Android. federal govt. no dey ur alawee again?

wetin concern fed govt allowee wit our discussion?
If u see person wey wan sell d fone 4 second hand make u halla me o. Hope u're stil ffg dt bad thread?

scampy: Yestaday bro.

Money don show, abeg no 4get ur guy 4 here o.
It's an android naw?

scampy: d browsin quality of my p3 is awesome.

wen did u start using p3?

[quote author=Kenny_vikky]yea 20131859**[/quote]Congratz, i just pray dey post u 2 a favourable place.

[quote author=Kenny_vikky]Mobilizatn list out in tasued[/quote]Ao far, is name there?

scampy: Mr Senatorrrrrr.......

Y u dey cal my name like dt guy? Afterall, we r from dsame dept

[quote author=Kenny_vikky]ok, u dnt ave ur pic here so i cnt figure u out[/quote]Go 2 my facebook and check my profile @ (dsenator91)

[quote author=Kenny_vikky]me no get nickname for skool, na kenny dem dey call me for class[/quote]Ur face looks familiar and anonymous at dsame time,but i discovered u snapped d pics inside auditorium on our last paper wit d logout shirt.
Still tryin 2 figure d face n reminisce if u've crossed my part b4.

scampy: Dat means u too wil knw each other.

cant bliv dt, kenny watz ur nickname?

scampy: No be Majolagbe o, dis lady na ur mate nah. Hw RIVERS STATE BRO?

Rivers dey swit o

The popular peter of psquare strikes a pose with his son cameron.

scampy: Gudmornin @Kenny i sight u ooo, wen wil u be goin to IJB?

which kenny b diz? Na majolagbe or who?

Really Funny meanings...
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other...!
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement where in a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's...!
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present...!
➗CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listensand everybody disagrees in the end...!
SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight..!
YAWN:
The only opportunity some married men
ever get to open their mouths...!
EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their mistakes.
DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell insuch a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
OPTIMIST:
A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET..!"
✔BOSS:
Someone who is punctual when you are late and was busy wit some stuffs when you are early...!
POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward...!
DOCTOR:
A person who kills your illnesss with pills and later with his bills...
U can add urs

IZUKWU: result of the match btw newcastle and arsenal today has a lot to say whether arsenal will finish in the top 4 as usual.

usual is an understatement, Top 4 has become an achievement 2 arsene wenger and his fans. Itz now a habit.