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Excerpt from Senator Wanakko speech....
PDP is goner they cant win an any Northern state wether APC campaign or not!

Baba how market? shey PDP has won even in Sokoto

buhariski:
I'm a chronic masturbator I don't know how i get myself into dis shit. This year has been a worst year in my life and I can't control d way I mastubate. I don't know if it is due to depression and loneliness.

This year I made a promise not to visit the brothel though I have kept to the promise. My problem now I have done everything possible to make sure I stop masturbation but I can't just stop it. The highest I can go is a week then return to normal.

It's affecting me especially in my work place. cos during the working days the time I will get to rest I will used it to browse the net (night browsing you understand) using it watch porn movies online without getting a sleep and a enough wanking. This has made me less productive in my work. I wil look so weak and tired and I will b having some dizziness at worked. My co workers have took note of it and my boss too. Though he has not really take action or give me quarries maybe be cos I'm d hard working type and I expect that soonest.

The bigger problem now my dick is always embarrassing me publicly I can't just control it. any time I 'm with the opposite sex I always having a strong Boner. There is a day i was at home washing my clothes I was all alone in the compound cos everyone left for their various places, suddenly a small girl walked into the compound she should be 14 to 15 years old but she has a very matured physique. She was selling pap (akamu). She walked to me asking of someone living in the compound and as I was answering and I was not having any bad thought in my head oo but found out my dick got erected when I was talking to her. I didn't know oo cos I put on a lit boxer I saw her looking below, for my mind why dis girl dey look ground and I just checked myself I found out my penis was fully erect. Mehn I couldn't stand the shame and embarrassment I gave to myself that day.

Yesterday something similar happened but wit my neighbour daughter DAT she is in SS1. I was in kitchen cooking oo so she came in to fetch WATER, as she bowed down to get the water her bra got exposed I saw her breast cos she got big breast I couldn't resist myself, I had a strong boner again but this time she didn't notice anything but I had rushed to my room to cool down myself while my food is on fire burning. I just weak and getting a girlfriend has been very difficult for me. The rejections I have had from girls would make someone to commit suicide.

My advice...
1. Stop watching porn.
2. Stop living alone get a roomate.
3. Get yourself busy I mean very busy with something productive other than your current job.
4. Get yourself a decent Gal who u will marry at your convenient.
5. Never associate with whores they may ruin your life.

dee92:
My 8 months old niece was diagnosed with epilepsy last month. She didn't cry at birth. She is on medication but it doesn't seem to tackle her seizures effectively. She's having subtle seizures as well. Any first hand experience from anyone with homeopathic remedies for epilepsy?

My younger didnt cry at birth, he is 30yrs now, crying doesnt matter.
Well i suggest u should google watch youtube for references meanwhile visit hospital asap

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Governor Tambuwal will win with about 400 votes!
Congratulations to the good peoples of Sokoto State!

Governor Tambuwal will win with about 400 votes!

Tambuwal will win with about 1000 votes!
Insha Allahu.

PDP- 473, APC- 390 Dogondaji 01 PU
Tambuwal LG
Runfar Baidi Asara ward Gwadabawa PDP 97 APC 85
Gwadabawa LG

GIDAN BAWA PU
ISA LG
PDP 98
APC 68
Isa LG
APC 159
PDP 126
GADA LG

Dear Kano People,
Pls watch your REC carefully!
He is an APC Man, His Senior Bro is the current Senator Elect under APC (Sokoto South Zone).
I knew their family personally.

Demrich:
India ke...go to Ago-woye St mary eye hospital...safe n cheap.

Thanks Bro.

deadsea:
Thelish eye centre, kaduna is very good but expensive. national eye centre kaduna is also good and less expensive compare to thelish eye centre. If you have the time I will advice u visit both hospital and make enquiries yourself. selah

Pls help me with the contact number of Thelish if u can get it, am thinking of going to India for the same operation.

YEMOYEMI:
With less than 80k in a public hospital and from 300k from a private one. I did mine in 2009

2009? And there no any problem up to now?
I wanted to do mine since last year but i was afraid

theNOISEmaker:
Has anyone here had cataract surgery or knows anybody who had it?
And how much does cataracts surgery and ioL lens implant cost in Nigeria?

Less than 10k in Specialist Hospital Sokoto State.
Thanks to Governor Tambuwal

Dear Brothers in the South,
Pls note that voting for APC is voting for the continuation of Bokoharams, Fulani herdmen, Kidnapping, indirect looting.
Dont be deceive that we northerners are voting for GMB next week its not true and u will be convince on saturday!

Staff at Sokoto International airport has also witnessed the arrival of Sokotos share about 300millions in an aircraft belong to Nigerians, the money was escorted by the Senator Wamakko in 4 prados and 1 van.
If u think its a lie verify it from airport staff in Sokoto

Giftedhand92:
Here is a moment a Nigerian aircraft collapsed backwards after it was allegedly overloaded with cash.

Ovation Boss, Dele Momodu on sharing the video, wrote;

This must be a Nollywood movie, an aircraft collapsing backwards after being overloaded with too much cash in sacts… I disbelieve…

Watch the video here and see reactions below

I also witness the arrival of money meant for Sokoto APC last week, it was loaded in 3 prados and 1 van together with Senator Aliyu Wamakko.
Our dismay was why PMB is indirectly supporting corruption

Any Southener that vote for GMB should know that he/she just buy a bullet for him/herself

Sad to say majority of our christians brothers are gullible .
Cant u guys use my dumb brain?
Seed sowing my ass!

[quote author= post=75880641]This is relative tho....
Nothing disturbing about this!
It all depends on the information you feed to your phone (search history)
G-I-G-O! (Garbage-in-Garbage-Out)
Not everyone phone shows that.

(Perhaps, you've been making lots of research about benz and pants in recent times!) [/quote]Thats not correct, I just typed what can i and i got the same result.

Donjazzy12:
My guy all the suggestions from guys just goes on to show how out of touch men of nowadays are about women.

Very important: Check to see if there is a particular woman your wife have gotten very close to within this period. If there is, then it is a hopeless case. The said close friend is her lesbian partner and that is why she cringes whenever you touch her boobs.

I can on my own count at least 12 homes broken by these scenarios. Suddenly, the wife hates sex with hubby but be very close to a female friends. In all cases, it turned out the wives were being brutally fingered and sucked until every sex interest for their husbands dies permanently.

Most if not all women fall easily for lesbians and the moment they are sucked and fingered furiously a few times they fall yakata. Even if you like let your dick be 50 inches, they won't be interested!

Honestly, I strongly believe your wife has fallen Victim.

U are right 100%
Op try to figure it out pls.

ogawisdom:
Sex twice a week is excessive for couple married for over 10 years. Just focus on her companionship and Target twice a month.

It's not all about sex

Oga i knew someone who do it 3 to 4 days in a week, they are married for 4yrs.
Is it healthy?

I sprayed about 2300kdollars when PMB won 2015 Election not knowing i will regret it.
Oga Jonathan pls forgive us!
Operation back to Daura 87% loading

PennywysCares:
Most times I support jungle justice

They should kill him

Find tire burn down their vehicles

This kind situation happened to me in Port Harcourt when a riskless police driver killed a newspaper vendor at GRA.
I was mad before I got to the scene the useless Nigeria police had already disappeared all in their numbers only their vehicles were there, I busy all alone looking for commend tires to set their vehicles ablaze but no helping hands, others acclaimed educated illiterates that were there were all law abiding citizens busy in how to call on the appropriate government agencies to come to rescue. Before I could find others guys of like minds the so all Nigeria army already taken over the scene,
I cry out my heart
Why didn't this happened in a place like mile 1 area
Why not in ikoku
Why not marine base
And others ragged areas of Port Harcourt

I took a vow not in my presence a happy trigger Nigeria force officers will kill and innocent civilians and walk away freely
Such soul must be sacrifice for equity.
An eye for an eye
Tooth for tooth

Dear Nigerians wake up

May God bless you!

dreamwords:
I dont think its a bad ratio

19:30

Unless u want to marry your age mate concidering the fact that women age faster than men

You are right.
Thats why its wise to marry ages mate except under some exceptional circumstances.

Kylekent59:
They know the situation of this country and how police/sars handle citizens.


You already gat the money, why not dress neat, look dapper so that when they see you they will respect you.


Now keeping rough hair / dread is now a crime in Nigeria.

U are right Bro.
I was passing through police check point last week instead for them to ask for my tinted permit etc they just started gingering me with prayer...
Oga may God continue to bless your hustle! Karry go sir!
i just give them 2k willingly

Thats why i think its rediculous to confess to a fellow man why not pray to almighty God for forgiveness without involving third party?

SalamRushdie:
it was all part of the plot to rig the elections by forcing INEC to cancel election on Southern Kaduna

Elrufai has failed in inciting Muslims against the christians in Southern Kaduna.
Its time for both Muslims and Christians to depend ourselves against the like of elrufai.

franchasng:
The most powerful bullet is not physical bullet but spiritual bullet if you doubt it, ask Buhari why he relies so much on Marabouts despite the bullet proof cars and security details Nigeria provides for him or ask Tinubu and MC Oluomo why they don't joke with their jazzmen

Remember how the told us that rats has occupied presidential office and some gullible Nigerians believe it.
Hmmm no by Ordibary rats o

Very cheap

NaijaMutant:
The dullard is finished

Well said.
Voting for PMB is encouraging killer herdmen to continue killing Nigerian, no sane southerners will vote for Pmb likewise we Northerners.