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dingbang:
The use of gas in the hostel is prohibited. Until Uche Okonkwo got married to Ifeoma, the latter never lit a gas cooker all her life. Her arrival in her husband’s modest apartment was, to say the least, a lifechanging moment for her. Since they observed their low-keyed honeymoon at home, Okonkwo was still in bed when he heard a loud bang in the kitchen. Pronto he sprang and ran towards that direction only to meet his wife on the floor of the burning kitchen.

With one hand he flung her through the door and proceeded knock off supply from the giant gas cylinder stationed outside beside the kitchen window. Once out of shock, Ifeoma explained that the first match she struck failed to light the cooker hence she went in search of another matchbox, as the failed stick was the last in the pack. By the time she could grab another match pack from the kitchen cabinet, the entire place had been filled with gas, and without any suspicion, she proceeded to light the cooker.



My case is, her husband knowing well that he married a woman from the village should have taught her properly how to use a gas cooker.

Well articulated.
That was the first lesson i taught my wife though she has been using it before but never underestimate them.
Instead of using ordinary matches lighter is far more better

sexiestharam:
Whether it is a sin or not, Sports betting is killing Nigerians slowly but they are yet to realise it. I know a man who has become a sport betting addict. He is a liability even to himself. Borrows for betting and loses. He has no properties, no salary even though he is paid a comfortable salary. Everything goes to debts!

Tell them my Sister!
God/Allah knows what betting can lead thats why both Christianity and Islam forbid it

Pls my Oga's i need cost estimate of a bungalow containing 4 bedroom all ensuite with three sitting room, courtyard and BQ (single room ensuite).
The type of roofing is flatroof (zinc etc), with internal gutter.
I know it will be difficult to give an accurate figures considering the few info i provided above but i just need a rough estimate, thanks

Nb: belows are the 3d images

Cc
mufutau55
spyder880
rotecch77

Chai after receiving many knacks/deck from warders with the promise that she will only serve jail term.

APC South south rally 2014 V 2018

Lies from the pit of hell!
Wamakko is a goner!

Fuxcking ass licker!
Buhari will be back to Daura come 2019

Fulani are the most wicked people in 9ja .
I have seen many of their cruelty

jerryfemi88:
Call Jerry on 08059709977 for a superclean tokunbo Honda EOD forsale at a give away

1.1m

RIP

This project was commissioned in 2007

A buharist is a person with Automated Praising Configuration (APC). The APC comes with 4 additional coded programmes:

1. Every failure of Buhari is caused by 16 years of PDP.

2. Every criticism of Buhari is corruption fighting back.

3. Everybody in the world is a looter except Buhari and those like Babachir and Akpabio who have pledged loyalty to Buhari.

4. Every economic hardship, prevailing national poverty and unemployment is because Buhari has blocked people from stealing.

When you meet a person with this automated "reasoning" pattern, don't waste your time arguing. Always remember that nothing makes sense to a robot except pre-installed programmes.

Benite:
Yellow fever vaccine is given at right upper arm, why is the governor being vaccinated at left upper arm?

Imagine vaccinating a governor at a wrong part of the body and circulating the pictures every... Nawa, wonders shall never end.

Kudos to the governor though.

I be Lie Muhd brothers...

Simple issue...
Since they claimed to be american Soldiers; just take them to Sambisa forest let them fight Bokoharams for us shikenan!

Even before i read the story i knew it must be a Hausa Man.
Amy God bless his hustle

mathong:
Very sharp 05 Honda Accord

Sharp Cream Leather seats

V4 engine

Good engine and gear

AC chilling

Alloy rims

CD player

Location: Ogba

Price 780k

Whatsapp: 07039266666
Call: 08078684146, 08107088608

650k cash

2nd assasination of top military man within few months.
Nigerians shine ur eyes o

Yinkus2018:
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Price & location?

emmy4life02:
PDP will win Sokoto. Go n write it down anywhere. I dey Dange Shuni in Sokoto state the chill. Aliyu Wammako n APC are noise makers

U are right Bro.
Iam in Sokoto too PDP will surely beat APC here in 2019

PDP rally in Sokoto State

Babzz001:
Registered Honda Civic 2007 available for sale.
Nothing to fix, not even to change the wipers.
All papers intact and full duty paid.
Interested buyers can call/text/whatsapp 07056466964 for negotiation.

How much?

The real Hausa's has already supported the current Governor.
These guys looks like boko boys o

Withou China an average Nigerian cant have a decent phone.
Dnt forget they were the first manufacturers of 2 sims phones.

Watch out! Kidnappers may be viewing this thread.

This guy resemble Wesley Snipe (Blade Actor)

Lucque:
What was d salary rate of a school teacher between 1999 and 2015

Chill out!
Thats old post.
PDP POWER!
Operation back 2 Daura loading...

BankeSmalls:
They should borrow from Vatican and build kano roads, see riot for 6 months.

God bless u

I pity those gentlemen .
A question pls, is that snake a poisonous one?

automotifng:
Best price is 2.250m

Ok

[quote author=automotifng post=72884792][/quote]1.8 serious buyer

Okoyeebo:
Can Tambuwal win a seat he didn't contest for?
Did he win the primaries that he wants his name there?

Tambuwal got a proxy to represent him through the backdoor as the PDP gubernatorial candidate for Sokoto. Now, that one's name has been accepted and published by INEC.

In trying to dribble others, he dribbled himself.

Tambuwal has until 1December to become gubernatorial candidate thats if Hon. Manir Dan Iya decline to contest, thats what will happen just wait and c