optimusprime2:

Trust me, it works to your advantage.
I wish you live abroad.

I don't look my age as well, I look 10 or 12 yrs younger... omo the awoof train passes, meal tickets, transit beta wey I don collect because I dey like teenager me sef don taya the matter, sometimes I dey tell clerk for train station say "I be adult" she go just shout tok say; "minors to the other line please" tooh, na im me go waka go pikin section carry 75% reduction ticket, Las las e dey ep my pocket.

But Enh, this side wey I dey, if pesin no hold body wella, na paedophile im fit turn even by mistake, because 14yr old pikin wey don big finish, go con dey follow pesin Upandan because im go feel say you be im mate & country people no go tok say "no follow huncu", na so wahala fit gas.

are u kidding me! this is really blessing in disguise

bionixs:
chai I love that gele song

haa I tot I was d only one.

Now they look for those two small children and give them scholarship...the new trend in town.

SmellingAnus:
Lolu has won the FA Cup... FA means fvck and abandon...

lolz una get mouth for this NL.

una won trend like d sapele girl too ehn...so dat 'gud nigerians' or celebrities go react for una matter so dat dem go suspend una principal so dat d next day d reactants will send a lorry load of labourous men to cum dey d do d clearing henceforth...so dat twitter activists go tag am 'child labor', ' man inhumanity to child' slavery', 'backwardness' , 'africans r wicked' etc lolz..




lai lai! una fowl lay cook egg!





nonsense and ingredients

I am sure Reno is a nairalander

eyaaaa

mama notice me!!!

mama! ppl don react finish, na now u dry com...u too must put mouth.

congrats dear!

gonkin:


My brother I tire ooo. Even to leave my hair wen dem cut for saloon dey hard me now

. hahahahaaha...bro I dey tell u!

arnoldogiamien:
Boston praziquentel is good. But I need to know the type of worm or filariasis

please are you a doc?

what if your medical report says you aren't fit , can you be allowed to forgo camping?

Please I need answers, thank you!

ok, I donno what's happening here lemme pass.

Johnboom:
get unripe pawpaw. dice it, cover it with water and start to drink after 3 days.

I have heard this work for ulcer, does it work for hepatitis too? Please tell us more.