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Can someone pls help me.
Am having difficulty defining the phrase: "very very soon."
Perhaps I err, but i think 'very very soon' was what jesus told his disciples some 2,016 years ago.
Hmmmm...

I know in my heart that something is going to happen this week. Just as i knew in my heart when i read my email and noted the phrase: next few weeks... That was months ago.

Hmmmm...

I thank those that laboured so we might have renewed hope.

Are you guys not tired of this endless wait?

Are you not tired of the silence, the not knowing when, the way your biz suffers and ultimately you suffering?

As for me i am fed up.
I have made my frustration known through the normal channel (though courteously).

It is time to act...

Hmmmm. Am inspired. Thanks.

Hmmm.
Though i didnt vote for buhari; for i love my GEJ to the core. Bashing ur president, does the nation no good atall. It also gets stale...
I am becoming more concerned with what i can do on an individaual level to make my beloved fatherland great.
Well, na u get guguru n na u get ekpa, njoy yassef!

Caught a small detail

ndujekwu:
"blood gushing all unto ur..."

Bros pls be as gentle as a dove wit dat gal, perhaps she is a flower or tertiary v.
Not madatory dat u must penetrate dat day, take it step by step n a day at a time.

Imagine a Nigeria where there is only one tribe, one religion and one purpose. We would be unbeatable.

Just a matter of time before we rule the world.

23-03-2016
YouWin Aluta Continua; Victoria?

If to say dis gal na my daughter, some people for visit their maker WALAI.

Tnks 4 d info

Where is the CHANGE?
Cos' all i see is CHAIN!

myfantasies:
To me height does not matter, wat matters is the heart

If no be say i get bae, i for rush u naw naw.

Hmmm.

Pls correct the word militant to armed robbers.

fagwalawa:
But is there any rule that said third tranche cannot start until all second tranche is paid?

Bros i tire o.

@olutola88
Bros my 2 cents:
From wat i hav deduced frm ur comments and replies. U seem intelligent enuf to analyse the viability of a bizness idea.
What u lack is time to run a biz; n large enuf capital to start a MS coy.
Why not become an investor (like mua). It pays if u do ur due diligence wella.
I tink u shud look 4 som1 in ur local, an unpolished gem, who is talented, diligent and industrious... Most of all trust worthy. Sit wit dis individual(s) n discuss hw u cud invest in his/her idea....
Come up wit a well researched biz plan, draw up legal agreements and start. If u beliv in prayers, then pray over it.

After a year or two send me my thank you for this advice package.

Nawa for dis country o. Persin dey hustle how e go take make tinz beta 4 him/herself na yim scammers waka pass lookin 4 whom to chop. Choi. God hav mercy on Naija.

@Adulphus from my monitor. She thought i had gotten mine.

Cutehector:
Lol and she would hav told her boyfrnd no sex till marriage ...


I just wonder d kind of look he'd hav on her afterwards.

HMMM. Sote dem dey use bad news dey joke. Choi. Nigeria anwugo...

Heard a rumour that third tranche are now being paid. Pls can anyone confirm?

Thanks for sharing.
Still, when the popo points a gun at u, fake or real, throw ur hands skywards and obey; ur life might depend on it.

sunyleeone:
Lagos state awardees getting 2nd tranche alert through Diamond bank. Congratulations.

Bros any clue as to exactly when third tranches would begin to roll in?
The statement: "the next few weeks" has lost its meaning and potence in this YouWin dispensation!

KingEbukasBlog:
I have to admit . I was misled by the 'suicide note' at first before other details disproved that . Good job Holmes .

Thanks, but I have to also admit, edux2 was also absolutely spot on, in fact, forensically meticulously accurate.

edux2:
This is a homicide.

1. The victim is left-handed as shown with his holding of the cigarette - the position of the pen also corroborates this. This clarifies that the letter on the table isn't a suicide note. This also points to the fact both the gun and the note were planted by the perpetrator

2. The second leg of the slippers is missing. Suicide takes a lot of preparation - wich includes dressing up to your nines. no one wants to be seen dead wearing a dirty boxers, talk more of barefooted.

3. The stool won't be knocked down if this were a suicide. There's also no fan, nor a rope to support the stool's fall.

4. The splatter of blood on the wall is not consistent with the position of the corpse.

5. the victim's grip of the gun is too tight for someone who killed himself. The gun and cigarette should've long fallen off.

RESPECT MAN. Nice to know someone else saw.

Let me guess...
U ve very probably watched any of this tv series: Dexter, Criminal Mind, Sherlock Holmes (including the books), CSI Something.
Or you are actually a criminologist. Hmmm. Whichever way, I troway salute.

[quote author=KingEbukasBlog post=43237877][/quote]My guy, u wan make I unleash my Sherlock-mind.
K.
But hw much u go pay me?
Ok I'd do it for free...

ANSWER: MURDER
First misleading detail - he is writing a letter.
Popular misconception - it is therefore a suicide note.
The dead man is a leftie i.e. he is left-handed (just like mua). You can observe this by how he placed his pen on the note to the left, the left-side slant of his handwriting, his left hand is used for smoking et al.
FACT: suicidal people use their dominant hand in the act. Hence his gun wielding right hand is a very improbable option.

By Sir Kelvin Holmes.

Hello fellow awardees, am based in south south, delta state, and I just received my alert via Skye bank. I can categorically confirm that they are paying. GODWIN.

berem:
She try!

cuttiemama:
queen, u ain't beautiful. Am sorry.

elantraceey:
Make up apart she's not all that beautiful .

mifavour:
Not good enough.... IMO

pretydiva:
Does she have wat it takes 2 compete wif other beauty queens frm different countries?

Et Al...

See beef, Choi
If u feel say u fine pass, why u no contest naah?

https://www.nairaland.com/bernimoore
Bros with you permission, I'd like to disseminate this info on other media.
I'll also advice that you take this evidence to the right people, it could prove to be a profitable move...

https://www.nairaland.com/bernimoore
Bros with you permission, I'd like to disseminate this info on other media.
I'll also advice that you take this evidence to the right people, it could be a profitable move...

Well said.
I add:
1 To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:
2 A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;
3 A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up;
4 A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;
5 A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;
6 A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away;
7 A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
8 A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.

A time will come when this will be a thing of the past.

Ha

Onyi42:
Brain Teaser
Can you work it out?

5+3+2 = 151022
9+2+4 = 183652
8+6+3 = 482466
5+4+5 = 202541
THEN ;
7+2+5 = ?

I don't think your teaser obeys mathematical laws....
But Shaar, solution:
7*2 comb 7*5 comb (7*2+7*5) minus 2(middle number)
= 143547