₦airaland Forum

Kachisbarbie:
ehnehn
No be only tilapia, na prawn

Bros he is kinda correct!!!
From my pre-observation it is a Lates Niloticus, also called Nile perch. I might be wrong though...

My Absolute Favourite Quote:

Journalist: APC have sworn to create a parallel government if they lose Febuary Elections, what do u think of this?

Presido GEJ: WE SHALL SEE!!!

PhockPhockMan:
Mumu liar like you.
Comparing the two situations is like comparing BARCELONA FC with SHARKS FC.

Or comparing REAL MADRID with NASARAWA UTD

Hmmm!!!

Mutuwa:
floccinaucinihilipilification

Also check


antidisestablishmentarianism

And finally..



pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Look them up don't conclude they are fictitous words.

Bros, my hands dey up...

Ajibam:
Your prophet!
He is my God!

Bros I love Jesus die, but he is not God per se.
Yes he is the only begotten son of God, but I worship the only true God, some call him Jehovah, Yahweh, Allah.
I call him Big Daddy.
Back to the topic, if say nah Christian try the reverse, Naija for hot right now...
That's why I respect Christians, we don't fight God's battle for Him.

Hmmm

ADDITIONALLY
Keep away from young gals. They may be sweet, but will suck you dry.
Pursue happyness and it will keep you young... bla bla bla.

I hope I keep my advice!

“If you are born of a woman, please pelt us with stones, when we go out for campaigns. We dare you to destroy or burn our vehicles. Burn our House,” the governor said. “I swear by Allah, anyone who does any of these things, we will revenge.”

This is NO threat, it is a GUARANTEE... If na woman born El-Rufai, make him try any nonsense.
... Abeg, make I do run comot for North ooo.
But jokes apart, Naija which way?

thinkdip:
Kenneth Kenyson
APC has been consistent in saying that PDP has
ruled Nigeria for 16 disastrous years in which
corruption, impunity, insurgency, armed robbery
and several ills of society held sway. But at a very
close look at the APC, I am seeing: 1. Rotimi
Amaechi – 8 years speaker; 7 year, Governor under
PDP. 2. Atiku Abubakar – 8 years Vice president
under PDP. 3. George Akume – 8 years Governor
under PDP. 4. Bukola Saraki – 8 years Governor; 2
years, Senator under PDP. 5. Timipre Sylver – 4
years Governor under PDP. 6. Audu Ogbe – 2 years
Chairmanship of the PDP. 7. Aminu Masari – 4 years
as the Speaker, House of Representatives under
PDP. 8. Chris Ngige – 3 years Governor under PDP.
9. Rabiu Kwankwaso – 7 years Governor; 3 years
Defense minister under PDP. 10. El Rufai – 4 years
FCT Minister; 2 years BPE chairman under PDP. 11.
And to cap it all, Obasanjo is the navigator of the
APC, a man who spent 8 of the disastrous 16 years
as the maximum ruler of Nigeria. It is now clearer
that APC is a waste basket of the PDP, where the
people who created and perpetuated the 16
disastrous years are now dumped. So where is the
change coming from? Are they now saints because
they joined APC? Pls be WISE & VOTE not for those
seeking power by FORCE #ASSOCIATION_OF_ PAST_
CRIMINALS (APC

Bros why u dey spam NL.
shuuuu. Na by force...

barcanista:
Is Jonathan threatening Nigerians and INEC? What is his business other than to provide security? Every registered voter should go take their PVC from their respective ward offices, what else should INEC do? Jonathan should ensure that security is provided for ALL unlike what happened in 2011 where electoral staffs and some Nigerians were left to die by the hands of bastards and enemies of the state. Jonathan should live up to his responsibility as the President, he should allow INEC do their job and support the PVC drive through enlightenment. The President should stop threatening Nigerians with violence

Bros pls don't take this personal, but how is it possible that you misunderstood the message the president was trying to pass there
Or was it a deliberate act to misconstrue his message!!!
When will we put politics aside and put National interest first... We as a Nation are at the brink, our friends and foes are rooting for us to disintegrate. We have only ourselves to look to... And if you can't see this, then you probably need a reality check.
Again, I mean you no insult, just expressing my opinion.
I have no political affiliation, I may not even vote come Feb 14th, but my loyalty is to Nigeria and no other.

Choi! Father mbaka self!
Why mix religion with politics?

MAIN REASON: Konji na Bastard

venomous:
GEJ is nothing but a gentle man.. in where I come from they say ladies first.. PEJ coming out before him doesn't mean he is not in charge my dear.. it simply amplifies his virtue as a patient and loving husband..

GBAM!!!

LAST YEAR...

I was like
Until I saw the Condom mode and then I

.

May our troops continue to kill them until they run out of "Shekau".

AMEN

If u don't give IT, he will get IT somewhere else!
Besides, how do you put a ring on IT?!!! Hmmm. Let me ask google...

How I despise America...

They always find subtle ways to derogate my country even when they appear to praise us.

... in a city with vast, teeming slums

God forgive me but... HAHAHAHOHOHIHIHIHIHUHUHUKIKIKI....#struggling to catch my breathe#

Choi after all the fumble, Almighty America has EBOLA... HMMM!

Daris God.

PGA himkers, do first things first. Establish your farm first then other things will follow in due course

Hmmm

UKWU - Timaya

Perhaps

Who cares!
Love my naija just the way she is- mysterious, misunderstood and beautiful

Splendid

Just wondering!!!
Are you deliberately sounding silly or are you really?!

Choi!!!
See hungry looking fellas waisted just because of another man's need for power....
Oooow mama Africa ur children r dying, save our souls...

HugeCock: I can take on this nyash

Are you sure?!!!