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#OperationDeclareuUrAssetPublicly Since the president and commander-in-Chief and the Vice president have publicly declared their assets, it becomes a necessity for me too as a true Nigerian to do so. My declaration goes thus: * 4 pairs of Suits (2 black, 1 Navy blue and 1 grey colour) *3 pairs of navy blue jeans, 2 black jeans and 1 nicker bugger *12 designer shirts, 2 black trousers and 1 ash coloured trouser, 12 boxer shorts, 6 pairs of black socks *1 Agbada and one Abetiaja cap * Several Yoruba bentigo caps from egbejoda/semo tinz, * 2nos chelsea FC jerseys (old) UP Blues *several fitness training kit (still brand new due to laziness) *several kangol /face caps and 3 pairs of jogging trainers *One each of a 5kva deisel gen (unserviceble) and "I pass my neighbour" Tiger generator. *Two 25litres of petrol in case of fuel scarcity or further subsidy removal. *1 peugeot 505 salon car and kombi bus (fedeco) that have seen better days, 1 boxer motorcycle, 1 keke napep *Some serubawon juju charms, in case there is need for emergency disappearance *5 pairs of sacommended (JIGI) glasses for packaging and to also prevent pepper from my eyes because some people spit a lot when they talk and above all *#7500.00 in my GTBank account. and #5120 in my fcmb account not to talk of #1264:72k in my Savanna Bank account, and #470,089.19 in my RSA with AIICO pension May God help us to serve Nigeria well. If you have not declared yours, pls do so immediately as a good Nigerian. |
jibbish:why are u waiting to be notified..this is 2015. your PFA's website has a client interface where you can independently view, download and print your statements at will (even daily). information dey ur fingertips, you still dey find wetin no lost? Besides...simply sending an email to 'info@xyzpensions.com (any pfa)' will have your statement delivered to your box within minutes. |
jibbish:u r very wrong. At best, d individual staff members r responsible for allowing their employer short-change them by a conspiracy of silence / cooperation. When u get ur statement and it reveals short-funding / nil funding..never keep quiet. There are enough remote discrete whistle-blowing channels for escalating dubious HR/admin managers who surpress remittances. Its ur money and ur future, take active control and guard it zealously. |
kamez:its not possible, PFAs didn't come on stream till after the PRA in 2004. Its likely u don't hav all d facts or u r just being mischevious. |
There is an on-going recruitment for MTN call center agents to be stationed in Ibadan. Over 2000 openings. The ideal candidate must have a min edu qualification of OND in any discipline, have good communication skills (english + either yoruba, ibo, hausa) and be computer literate (ability to type over 30 words/min). For details, call 08068811848, 08123250043. Alexander-crystals ltd is located at suite 7a, choice plaza, (opp Globalcom office), challenge, ibadan. Send CV to alexandercrystals@gmail.com, clearly stating the languages spoken. 2000 positions to be filled in ibadan, abeokuta and Ilorin. Goodluck |
Monkey yato si chimpanzee...game over jo. I can't see PDP scorin 2 goals as they r set out. D ref is d man-o-d match. |
I doubt d RM players were even lobbyin for a red (unlike barca). Dumbfounded...but let's see how utd hold on to their adv. |
The tricky thing abt stocks is that for it to be truly profitable, one must actively keep at it and re-evaluate those decisions periodically. In d days of old, our folks used to buy shares, keep the certs in files in dusty old cupboards and since d markets weren't so volatile, it probably worked for them. In todayks market, that's a recipe for disaster. Investment decisions must be without sentiments and focused mainly on the profitability (at least from a small-time individuals perspective). A healthy portfolio mix is the best solution to maximise the pros and minimise te cons. When u take a few hits and lose money in stocks, plug d hole and divert attn to those that are fairly more consistent in their yield. real estate investment is also safe, depending on the motives. This also needs to be properly evaluated in light of the motive for investment. My background is estate mgt and I have seen way too many people stuck wt useless contraptions wt no exit strategies because of archaic social-cultural biases. If its not making money, it aint making sense, period. |
10 mins to salvage somtn |
Bleep rafa. D body language says it all. D hunger for a 2nd goal seems greater than our need for an equaliser. |
Mschew. Ramires was fishin for a penalty there.instead mak he score |
I don't know if to rejoice that rodwel is goin or cry because tevez is on? |
If its a foul, how com d keeper doesn't see red? |
I luv BA |
Chec has been magnificent today |
Who we got on d benh? |
Both teams hav 5 in d mf, this game won't b pretty. We hav to play ugly, and that, we can do. |
Wow, just lookin ovr d highlights, we haven't even seen d mancity keepers jersey |
Make d phcn guys go sleep. Na because GEJ mumu dem dey flex muscle. If na d brute frm otta, who born dem make noise? They r vicariously liable for d rot in d power industry and r nothin but a bunch of economic saboteurs who have been living fat off d funds poured into power infratructur in d past 2 decades, all we hav is darkness to show. How is their case diff from nitel, airways, railways, etc and other dead govt agencies? |
Extreme brand loyalty or what? |
Harris: for now, just send d cv to gbengaoreks@yahoo.com and await an sms from the good people at alexander-crystals on what specific time next week u need to be in ibadan. |
Congrats lejeun. Can't take credit for ur success, that was 100% based on u. |
They are still looking for hausa speaking candidates. Some have been successful while over 100 slots remain unfilled. Formal Training commences september 3, do help spread the word. |
Strong command of hausa language is an absolute must, basic pc skills, capacity to improve wt further training. Oral interview in hausa language, pc based aptitude test, appearance, etc. Come wt ur credentials and 6 passports. |
They are still way below the margins they need, a spill over has been arranged with alexander-crystals, choice plaza, opp globalcom reg office, challenge, ibadan from wed-fri next week. If you know people intersted in coming for d screening / interview, pls help spread the word. Forward cvs to gbengaoreks@yahoo.com 08057858403 |
Its just been confirmed that the recruitment excercise is actually for airtel. They are strategically relocating their call-center operations to ibadan and abeokuta. The slots for the other language skills were filled instantly but there wasn't a great nos of hausa speaking prospects at the screening. 1500 slots to be filled and they have less than 200 pressently, go figure. For more details, call gbenga on 08057858403. |
U-connect is currently screening hausa-speaking candidates at university of Ibadan, CBT building, faculty of technology. It closes tomorrow so if u fit d bill, rush down to the center. Min req is ssce, so all ppl can apply. |
@jamace, that's precisely d point, FG alone can't fund d old pension scheme alone. Its not until the scheme is declared bankrupt that Govt will now raise alarm. People get on the old innefficient pension scheme and join a never ending queue of already frustrated ppl. |