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maybe we r being too harsh.y judge a book by it's cover?

so what if,

she no fine reach Omo Baba,
Has the yanning skills of Yar adua,
Her body no de tapping at all,
so what if she lousy pass OBJ,
she wowo pass , (no comparism)

so what?

i gbadun d lawyer babe from zimbabwe , she's on a much higher wave-length than the others + she is super-fly.d money is hers unless the other HMs conspire to get rid of her

we go beat them tire.common guys, the season neva start and we r already sounding like loosers.stats suggest d winners of d charity shield no de win league.maybe that's y mourinho in his infinite wisdom instructed our boys to pass d ball to van der sar at penalties.at least, we held our own against manure (i love this) with only a second string team.let's focus on d positives from that match,

malouda will lill thru-out the season
ben haim is solid as a rock
SWP will turbo down d flanks (crossin na prayer)
Mikel will be a tower in d middle
chec no go gree concede goal
pizaro will bang in 20 goals
sheva and ballack will rediscover their form
Essien will kill somebody
we do a treble: champs league,premier league and FA CUPS.

AMEN SOMEBODY

pursuit of happiness
philadelphia
a few good men
catch me if u can

hi there lawyer chap,
sorry abt d earlier misyann, i was probably just too blowen away by d write-up.u definitely rock.DSTV must be up to their old tricks.y make cheaper options available,then turn around and leave out the juicy options.i anticipated d move and stayed on d full option, plus premier league de start soon.i strongly advise u upgrade cos all naralanders de await ur updates on whatagwan.

now that we unanimously agree that ufu-whasaname sucks , may i ask, country people, how many of us auditioned for the slot?
i think we all have a share of d blame ,
May God forgive us.

very funny, it sounds familiar though ,
this is plagiarisation , haba
ole , barawo

i was so totally moved by the movie.it was such a surprise comin from will smith cos i never really took him 4 d serious charactr type. watched it with wifey and it was such an emotional moment for us( that's another movie)

the show is wack, absolute nonsense

hmmm, e 4 good to have competition because i quite agree that 10,200 is plenty to part with every month but considering the quality of d content,i'll rather make do with it.HITV talks plenty, i hope they can achieve 40% of all they claim to do because, it takes big balls to take on DSTV.Remember TREND, FSTV and the likes.i personally know so many poor folks who bought their yeye equipment and now,they cant find anybody to dash because they were muscled out of the mkt by the established player.

we need the competition.at least,it's already bringin lower options for people who dont need full DSTV package.HITV should fashi satelite business and probably concentrate on doin teresstrial transmission for now.that way, people will buy into their service without havin to buy any yeye equipment.

i hope they have taken into acct that my nna bros 4 alaba are already schemin on how to pirate their service by circumventin subscription.it's the hard truth but NAIJA loves AWWOOOFFF FIRE CABLE.

whoever their financiers are, i hope they have medical insurance.

hey there lawyer chap,
this is such a brilliant write-up.i'm tempted to believe u control-pasted it off another source but if u truly did type this, u ought to be writin for some entertainment mag cos ur comments were to the point and precise.i however beg to defer on the naija babe, she's so forgettable i cant even remember her name.

out of all the brilliant upwardly mobile naija at home and in diaspora, y would BBA continue to put us out as wowo people.1st there was Bayo who totally messed up big time and now this, razz babe who can't hold her own in a monlogue.

if they could fish out quality blokes for Big BRO NAIJA (at least ebuka,katung and joseph were cool in my book),why now go for the least fancied option when we r supposed to be competin on a world stage. i sayb thios with all modesty , many people only relate to us based on the perceptions we put out in the media.our home videos lead peeps to think of us as cultists, criminals and yeye people.this is a platform that could help Africa and the rest of the world view us as serious individuals with plenty of promise.by not puttin our best materials forward, we've lost b4 the competition even started.

since when did it become okay to just use Naija to complete d puzzle without givin us a chance in hell to count d pepper?

maybe some guys r attracted to young married women because unlike a single babe, she expects no commitments from u.it's just a physical thing with no strings attached.even mo,she might even throw in a few notes (paper).the danger factor could also be an issue, the mere fact that it's so down-right sinful and condemnable makes it sexy for some blokes because of the heightened stakes.

having said that though, i have to agree with breeolan, enuf single babes out there, why bother with maried?

also, considerin d way people divorce in naija, (pack out of my house, case closed),a lot of young sexy women r hung out to dry with no man to fill that hunger.i am not advocating it, but somebody has to do the job.it's a shame to let it all go to waste when there r plenty of volunteers to man that saddle.

ol boy, u r too direct.u no even start from special assistant to the special adviser to the junior minister that is supervised by the interior minister in charge of internal affairs

is it crystal in a sachet,clinton in a molue,MJ in Obesere video,George Clooney in a Zeb Ejiro Production,julia roberts naked in my bedroom,20 million dollars in my ac,a bowl of isi-ewu on my plate with 3 baba-dudu to wash down.
all man de dream, so u r perfectly on d right track.dont hold ur breath waitin for it to happen though.

i cant believe what i'm reading abi wetin de worry u guys, innocent peeps mud and u attribute it to nemesis.this isn't d time for insensitive or mindless misyannin.na act of GOD, freak accidents happen anywhere, irrespective of how developed the country is.what has innocent people dyin got to do with d mad man in d white house?

some say age is in d mind.if the woman can hang with u and understands ur lingo without u havin to explain every joke over n over again , then she's cool in my book but i do tend to draw d line at 5 yrs plus.but seriously, if u r lookin 4 anythin serious, u dont want to be fishing in these waters because the prey could take u down.older women hav their own scoin scoin too but because of experience, they r better equipped at disguisin them.

Razorr:
Chei!

You guys should not make the mistake of underestimating Arsenal abeg!

Did you watch the Emirates Cup? Those guys are blazing hot.

Only a foolish club would underestimate them. And we aren't fools in Chelsea.

leave that thing, abi u be under-cover gunner.even our female team will beat them.

pardon my asking, and i dont mean to be rude, doesn't sound like u r married.and if by any chance u r, extend my heartfelt sympathies to your wife.

u r right to a large extent, but, u never know.these things r beyond mortal comprejension.but u must agree that we need religion because society would fall apart without it.even with all the religious ferment, naija is still crippled with crime, if chuch no come de, wetin 4 happen?

something else to ponder on, if na we colonise dem 4 oyinbo land, na obatala and sango all man 4 de worship and that's a fact.

hate to sound like a conspiracy theorist , but this na typical draught (checkers) move. an illegitimate govt, fighting for relevance,flies a kite that they know wont fly, then get the gullible public hyped up and screaming blue murder.then steps in to clean up the mess they created in the 1st place with the public viewing them as the best thing since Jesus Christ. balderdash i say.
from day 1,NYSC knew it didn't have d balls to carry out such an unworkable directive.

this is absolutely true, women are damn hard to please while men prefer things real simple and uncomplicated

wetin sef, if na man utd fans de make noise , i for tolerate am.what nerve, do u dirty arsenal kindergarten fc people remember what winning anything significant feels like ?.at ur best, u were mediocre nearly-men.now that ur precious igwe (i prefer to call him lolo) has jumped out of ur sinkin ship to warm bench at barca , u guys should prepare yourselves for life in the coca-cola 2nd div league where ur mates dwell.

hummm, weighed all the pros and d cons alright.the pros outweigh d cons by a wide margin.i've nevr felt mo sure of anythin in my life and i'm divin in full force.omo boy isnt gettin any younger , it's time to settle down.plus, my baby is super-fly, so i need not worry about what i'll be missin outside.

well, this is the situ, 31 yr old male , engaged to be married in a few months.my intention is really to apply for a visiting visa with a view to weighing my options.as my fiancee is not keen on remainin in naija long term.i work gainfully employed with a virgin visa.my older bro is legally resident in the UK so that end is covered.
what are the chances of d application sailin thru?

well, this is the situ, 31 yr old male , engaged to be married in a few months.my intention is really to apply for a visiting visa with a view to weighing my options.as my fiancee is not keen on remainin in naija long term.i work gainfully employed with a virgin visa.my older bro is legally resident in the UK so that end is covered.
what are the chances of d application sailin thru?

funkybabe, wassup. responding to this:
Please,if u guys do not feel comfortable about posting your honest opinion/advise/tricks (i know that there are some ways of bypassing immigration laws or hastening the whole process), please e-mail me. Thanks a lot.

i could really use ur expertise.e-mail me at gbengaoreks@yahoo.com

quite overwhelmed with glee and i couldn't help but
share d joy.been seeing this extremely awesome angel 4 some time and
finally summed up d courage to ask her to take my name; bought a ring
(cheapest one I could find, in case she said no),went down on my knees
and threatened her with grievious bodily harm (just kidding).i was
shocked when she accepted.In a hurry to get her to a church some time
this year b4 she realises how unworthy i am(LOL).
she might make a honest man out of me just yet.i am officially giving
up my black book and turnin in my Player credentials.havin d baddest most memorable bach eve
ever.ready ur wallets because it is going to be of d hook 4 shizzee.of
cos,followed up by a modest low-keyed ceremony(dont know y she insists
on havin 1.
anniversary of d bach eve is on course, every yr , till death do us part.

MARRIAGE BEFORE AND AFTER

This is before the Marriage

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Dearrr!!!

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to
top!!!!

MARRIAGE BEFORE AND AFTER

This is before the Marriage

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Dearrr!!!

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to
top!!!!

OFFICE OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT

Federal Republic of Nigeria(Under Rules Of Federal Government) Rules 2007

OBASANJO FARM,OTTA
OGUN STATE,NIGERIA
Attn: Sir/Madam,
This is former President Obasanjo of Nigeria. My tenure ended as the President of Nigeria on 29th may 2007. Sequel to this, i have $89million which i deposited in a security company in Europe. I want you to claim the money on my behlaf from the security company. There is no danger in this transaction. I will give you $23million when you must have claimed the money on my behalf.

If you are intrested, send

1: Your name and address

2: Your telephone number.

Chief Olusegun ObasanjoFederal Republic of Nigeria

country people, wassup.is it just me or do NAIJA HOME VIDEOS just suck.personally, i hate them so much that i prefer NEPA takes light than having to sit thru 4 hrs of a script that ought not be longer than a 30 min programme.d situation is made worse because my iyawo-to-be gbadun naija film so much, i often have course to ponder on whether to go thru with the nuptials because we argue over this so much.is it just me, why cant these peeps produce correct stuff that really represents what everyday naija life is about instead of portayin us as a voodoo nation of criminals and idiots.