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i no de craze o, i find person come here ni.d babe de owe me and i gather say he de here de declare xmas 4 una.who de in charge of una? i zay 'who de in sharge of una?'nobody answer abi, e be like say una injection don finish abi?

on d real though, u guys seem like a genuinely tight bunch.Compliments of d season and enuf jolly-jolly awaits u all in 2008.

AMEN SOMEBODY?

love is quite similar to like but on a much more spiritual level.u hav to like someone b4 u luv him/her but u could like a person and not be interested in taking it beyond that.

on a boy-girl level, like is a lot like lust or physicall desire.luv is what develops over time and it happens independent or otherwise of intimacy.as pointed ot by a previous post, it doesn't necesarily involve sex

lawyerchap,
it's too close to call.they'r both grade a jezebels.pele.hope u at least chopped babe 1 sha?

the worst thing woman don do to me?humm, my babe in school, i gbadun d babe o kai.she accused me of cheatin on her with one kin fresh jambite that was totally innocent.i denied and protested my innocence.she do like say d matter don rest.she still went behind mt bk to daze d daylights out of d poor girl.

being that i hate injustice, i had to compensate d poor girl by havin a fling with her.

i loved this album so much.i was blown away by d video of 'fire on d mountain' but i was not prepared for the beautiful array of sounds on the entire CD.it was a friend's come-chop and song after song, she continued to take me to even higher levels.in fact, i must confess,i borrowed d cd (no call am stealing, i'll return it if they ask me).it hasn't left my car deck since then.

ASA 4 president.o le nu gan

joshjosh,
great work on the solar power issue.i have experimented greatly on inverter technology with less than satisfactory results.petrol bill and gen maintenance is crippling.i am really gladdened by your info and would love it if you could start a seperate thread dedicated to this issue.it deserves more attention than it's gettin here.thanks again

i am relieved to see d rage on this forum.on d earlier pages, i was shocked to my bone-marrow when ordinary decent nigerians were fallin over themselves to defend Iyabo.she should not only be chased from the senate, but she must be made to dance naked on national tv for being foolish enough to even try and explain this misadventure as if 'nothin de happen'.barawo.the whole OBJ family stinks, in fact if d folks at guiness bk of records did their research properly, the OBJ family na d undisputed King of Corrupt families.

we must all continue to rave about this until justice is seen to be done.if Etteh could be humbled because naija say e don do, iyabo must also not be spared.

i just found out that i may be gay

seguno2

true talk.not like i in anyway whatsoever applaud his behaviour or commend it.but i would hate to think we have become such a people that we can no longer make fun of ourselves , right or wrong, it's one thing not to know what is acceptable social behaviour and it's another to be so pretentiously judgemental.

if this offends anybody, my full apologies, no pun intended.

what in the name of xmas coolkaboom,was that suppose to be funny? cyprian j

what business of mine is it if your key-board is too far up ur a----e to find a little humor in this? u cheerless goat.
u probably live under d illusion that d forum was created to keep u amused , simply opine and contribute without all this attitude.y r u so mad?did somebody finally tell u that santa claus aint real? (dont tel me this aint funny)

my brother, take heart.

d 1 u marry ko, d 1 u marry ni.seriously, it doesnt really work like that. but i guess not everybody is as honest with their posts.my 1 truest love was this lovely babe i had the great fortune of dating back in UNILAG for 5 yrs.it was a case of right girl - wrongest time for i didnt hav d wherewithal to do d right thing cos i was just a broke-ass kid with no job at hand.she's married with kids now and we r stil best of friends (totally platonic), if i could turn bk d hands of time, i no go dull myself again.no babe has ever measured up to compare sef. i Bleep up o, kai.its funny how a man pays for d road not taken.d search continues

your level in comunication english was not very gbadun enuf to facilitation mushual understand.
ur thing too wide
ur boobs don obey gravity three much
ur kitten needs fumigation
ur phone fine pas my own

and my personal all time favourite;

u never complain, giv me too much sex and are always wakin me up with a blow-jay

unrelated story, but it's hilarious.

a naija man on holiday in neighbouring ghana was waitin for a bus with other commuters in a rather long queue.worried that he was running rather late for his appointment, he was relieved to see an empty bus pull up.he quickly did d maths and figured he would still be left behing as the bus could convey 12 and he was no 14.

as a typical wake-up naija man, he quickly huffed, puffed and dabaru-d the setting and made sure he was the 1st to enter even before d bus had fully stopped moving. the other commuters were incensed and started rainin abuses on his head but my bad-guy no send them at all.

d only person that got to him was the driver of the bus. he calmly pleaded with the other passengers to ignore and forgive him since the "were" was most likely a Nigerian, goin by his unruly behaviour. the man had never been so ashamed of himself in all his life.

that didnt mean he got down sha , he endured all their yabis and made his appointment on time.

Grandma in Court

Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they
aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a
small-town prosecuting attorney called his first
witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.He
approached her and asked; " Mrs, Jones, do you know
me?"She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr.
Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy,
and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me. You
lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk
about them behind their backs. You think you're a big
shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never
will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper
pusher. Yes, I know you."The lawyer was stunned! Not
knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room
and asked, " Mrs, Jones, do you know the defense
attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've
known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy,
bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a
normal relationship with anyone and his law practice
is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he
cheated on his wife with three different women. One of
them was your wife. Yes I know him."The defense
attorney almost died.The judge asked both lawyers to
approach the bench and in a quiet voice said: "If
either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I'll
send you to the electric chair ."******

ARSENAL WINS BACK TO BACK ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE FOR 2007-2008,
na yam?

bababs:
if she is not your wife or sister, wats d point of co-habiting? to see compatibility? if u are not compatible she goes 2 some other person n u co-habit with another person? its just not right. second bass jare

interestin spin u hav on this angle, and i agree it aint exactly the best 4rm a ladies perspective , but believe me, i would still insist on doing this again before i eventually settle down, better be sorry than divorce after 3 months of marital brickbats

although conventional African wisdom might disagree, i think it is highly essential.i just got out of a collosally catastrophic relationship with a real grade A jezebel. it had all the makings of a bad naija home video script and i feel like such a sucker for ever proposing marriage et al. it took just 2 months of co-habiting for the real-she to come out.women, or men, can only pretend for so long before the truth must come out in their actions.

guys, it's too early in d season to be dumpin on JM.it's a minor set-back which we will surely bounce bk from

moderator, i need ur help.delete my last post please.

i am amazed at how wrong i was, Maxwell got an unanymous TKO from every country except his own. most likely many felt pained by his betrayal of meryl .i will refrain from givin any mo predictions on this thread , except of cos , that,all of a sudden, Ofunneka is lookin pretty good 4 d prize money.her clique has gained tremendous numerical advantage.

having gone thru all d permutations, i am absolutelely sure that u've all got it wrong.max may be everybody's prefered candidate for eviction but my gut tells me its 'soon to be divorced Richard' that gets d boot.i think d rest of africa has had enuf of his moody, foul-tempered, cheating ass.well, we'll know 4 sure in an hour or so.

i no de lag, here in abk, its only d dish that will work since they havent set up a re-transmission hub here 4 now.

no cause 4 control, d situation is under "alarm".i honestly have no defense for JM this time.blackburn may well be a good team but 4 christ's sake, we r chelski.if we cant beat blackburn convincingly in our own backyard, then there is something fundamentally wrong with our team.even without drogba and lampard, we should still have done much better.when u r leading 3-0, a good goal disallowed wont hurt so much.we were punished for not taking our chances , meanwhile, waassup with sheva, i was glad to see him in d line up , but he really didnt live up to expectations at all.

on a brighter side, this means we ll be all fired up 4 d game against manscum.this could well be the defining game of d season.

B4 U ALL CHASE ME OFF D FORUM, I DE VEX SERIOUSLY. IMAGINE, AGAINST BETTER JUDGEMENT, I PAID 4 HITV since 2 wks ago and i never smelT d equipment because d operator claims there is a shortage of smartcards, i don kuku collect my pepper back.i go maintain with my DSTV.meanwhile, probably because they lost out on d bid 4 EPL, DSTV is launching a trailer load of new stations to augment their bouquet.if u ask me, that mo than compensates 4 d lack of soccer.D HIGHLIGHT SHOW KUKU KEEPS ME ADEQUATELY UP TO DATE.

lesson for HITV, they probably would have bn better off gathering several mo stations instead of expending all their capital on EPL transmission rights that they dont have the muscle to exploit sef.

fynewaka:
Cos Chelski is trash!

MORRAFUCKA

WADA HELL, ICANT BELIEVE WHAT I AM READING WITH MY EYES.Y UNA COME BRIDGE COM DE MISYANN, MAKE UNA GO TO UR INDIVIDUAL CLUB SITES AND POLLUTE THERE.U ALL CLAIM TO HATE CHELSKI SO MUCH YET U R OBVIOUSLY OBSESSED WITH MY DARLING CLUB.NO FIND MY TROUBLE O, I GO SINCERELY DAMAGE U PERMANENTLY.MAY GOD 4GIVE UR PARENTS FOR BRINGING YALL INTO THIS WORLD, ARRANT WASTE OF SPERM, THAT'S WHAT U R.

GO AND SPEAK NO MO.U R HEREBY BANISHED FROM THIS SITE.

I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME WE TRUE CHELSKI FANS RECLAIM OUR THREAD FROM THESE SOBs.FLUSH OUT THE VOMIT.BLOODU GUNNERS AND MAN-SCUM, GERRRRRROUT.

all in favor, attack them relentlessly until their modems blow up, AMEN.

what do u mean 80% of nollywood films are wack, i absolutely disagree.what would possess u to make such a propestorous statement.arrant nonsense.for ur infomation, it's officially common knowledge that 99.99999999999999999999% are ridiculously awful.please stop misyannin

na wa o, even amongst thieves, there should be decorum and honour.its really quite embarassing that people still have d nerve to defend these morafuckas.i trust people from my side of d country sha, na yoruba man with a name worth protecting will be stupid enuf to get caught & convicted, yet still hav d audacity to stroll home like some Robin Hood. even OBJ doesnt attempt to move about without bad-ass security because deep-down, he know say country people go lynch am.

it's tru what they say, people deserve d kind of leaders de get

personally, i think it all boils down to maturity and compatability.if omo babe is cool-headed and supportive without any scoin-scoin, no wahala.but of course, man gots to be up and doing too because nobody wants a scrub.so long as d man is secure about his masculinity without necesarily letting his ego get in d way , another problem is society,extended family and gossip.

it's a non issue sha.suppose u marry struggling babe wey come hammer later in life, would u dump her cos she now earns more.balderdash. a good heart is d treasure , everything else na bonus. i am not going to turn back my angel just because she earns mo than i do.

There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she's blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend. One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, "now that you can see the world, will you marry me?"

The girl was shocked when she saw that her dearly beloved boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him. Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her saying. "Just take care of my eyes dear." Aw, how sad. This is how woman's brain functions when status changes. Only a few remember what life was like before.

i cant laugh, chelski in UEFA cup?what r u smoking?
our busstop has been the last 4 and that my friend is our benchmark.it's no secret that winning the top european crown is our prime objective so all you chelsea supporters, sharpen your swords and prepare to war.JM knows its crunch time.we r taking no prisoners , BRING IT ON!

na wa o, u de try suggest say chelski no get clout? that my friend is utter balderdash.we've proven to deliver on the hype, not just in England but on the global stage.no club gets mo coverage (4 football & /or otherwise) than d blues.

but having said that, much as d prospect sounds mouth-watering, i don't think it would be ideal in our best interest to bring in dinho.his game doesnt necesarily compliment our very strict defensive structure because he favours a mo flamboyant and robust entertainin display. then his pay demands will not go very well with d command chain.

we no need am, i'd rather hav deco any day.he's quiet and doesn't carry a horde of paparazzi with him.plus, he's very manageable at a price and wage bill that is just perfect.

it's sure going to be very interesting.at least from a suscriber's point of view.but,if man change from glo to MTN, and then i happen to loose my sim, who do i go to for replacement? i know it sounds quite simple, but, humm, this na naija o.