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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 4 (The Official Thread) by coolkaboom(m): 10:08am On Nov 17, 2009
hashbal'
comrade my foot.she's only close to him out of convenience.when the chips are down, she'd ditch kevo like a hot plate.

gerry may have her numerous faults, but she's ours.she'l definitely loose inmost other countries so let her have d dignity of at least getting naija's votes.it's not a sin to be clueless, at least she no de misyann like nkenna.abeg, make we giv her sympathy vote, even if we dont feel her. If Africa decides to save emma, then we'll live with it.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 4 (The Official Thread) by coolkaboom(m): 9:16am On Nov 13, 2009
abeg, that ur crystal ball is broken, better check again
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 4 (The Official Thread) by coolkaboom(m): 7:59pm On Nov 09, 2009
eddy is a sure fool.if he really wanted to de-nigerianise the house, he should hav opted for geraldine or nkenna.well, i guess he must really hate leonel more than he worries about d naijas, adios mozboi, this is a tremendous walk-over. grin grin
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 4 (The Official Thread) by coolkaboom(m): 8:35pm On Nov 08, 2009
honeric01:

Where is geraldine? gone into hiding again grin grin grin

geraldine's strategy is to remain in hiding until d grand finale. She's safe with eddy as HOH, besides, I doubt enuf HMs hav observed her as a threat, enuf to put her up. Only Emma seems to be alert to her plan.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 4 (The Official Thread) by coolkaboom(m): 7:28pm On Nov 08, 2009
elizabeth is a cold-ass bitch. Even in partingthe house, her molotov was reserved for kevo , she doesn't giv a heckabout him, unless he wins d money then she will start forming Juliet. Yeye babe. angry
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 4 (The Official Thread) by coolkaboom(m): 7:23pm On Nov 08, 2009
he still needs d votes from her country so shedding a few crocodile tears is mandatory if he is to be consistent in proffessing koni luv for elizabeth.It shows she would hav been out since if not for Kelvin;ssupport givin her props. She is good riddance and I expect Kelvin to take plenty of positives from her exit.

We are stuck with Nkenna and it appears that her approval rating, outside naija, is higher than our other naija HMs. It;s shocking that Africa just cant seem to get enuf of d bush girl, wahala de o.

Her message from her loved ones (if they are brave enuf to show face) must contain a strongly worded advice to shut d f---k up till d end of d show.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 4 (The Official Thread) by coolkaboom(m): 8:26pm On Nov 03, 2009
Tampico:

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Brother pls expantiate. Seriously i was at computer village yesterday, n i decided to check out chinese t.v phones, cos the one i had last time was very faithful till i left it in a thieving taxi.
I saw correct T.V phones that had very sleek nokia blackberry looks with dual sim from 15k downwards. Please i want, even if it aint for BBR, I believe a 'when u r mine' type of telenovela will revisit us again one day. So brother ,pls do tell.

just go to d nearest MTN dealership and get their own. It was initially introduced at 45k but they've dropped d price since naija peeps no gree buy am. DSTV aside, its a really cool phone, Besides, I doubt they will configur it for u if it aint original nokia , the china knock-offs wont fly.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 4 (The Official Thread) by coolkaboom(m): 8:11pm On Nov 03, 2009
i just got dstv mobile on d new zte phon from MTN and its absolutely smashin (these china people de try gan o) , this is d best 15k I hav spent in a long time , absolutely top value. BBR 24/7 plus so much more and it fits in my pocket. Subscription is absolutely free, at least till BBR is over.
I strongly recommend ya'll try it.
Politics / Re: Why We Hate Nigeria So Much - By The Diasporians A.ka. Nigerians Abroad! by coolkaboom(m): 10:45pm On Nov 02, 2009
I have nothin against naija in diaspora , we all know things ar f, d up bk home. But really, many folks now abroad often develop some fake superiority complex overnite and start to put down friends that they used to hang with b4 they travelled.That's straight-up wack.
Goin abroad should be a natural choice and not a do or die affair. This is why thousands of our brothas are today languishin in stupid countries doing slave jobs, so they can maintain 'diaspora' status.

Thumbs-up to all naija keepin their head up and representing the green white green, home or away, nothin but luv for yall. Keep up the fight, light shall ultimately triumph over this gloom. we must never surrender. If we all run away, the idiots in power have won and our future remains mortgaged.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 4 (The Official Thread) by coolkaboom(m): 10:30pm On Nov 02, 2009
this is NKENAMANIA atits worst.
d babe is just too much,
watchin b4 yesterday's eviction show, she was tellin itai and eddy that she had a BF back home but since they've only been togethr for a month b4 BBR, she needs to jabo d guy because now that she is a full blown celebrity, she doesn't want d guy to ride on her back and share her spotlight.

imagine d crude 7 yr old reasoning? and she claim say she go university {, I know for sure it cant be UNILAG}, Nig University Commission should revoke the license of whatevr institution she went to that failed to salvage this train wreck.

I advise she seeks political assylum in SA and not venture comin back to Naija. Her safety cannot be guaranteed o.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 4 (The Official Thread) by coolkaboom(m): 10:41pm On Oct 29, 2009
kevo should jabo this babe jare, upon all her shakara, she's damaged goods. Abi wetin do Jos babes? Na so dem wowo reach, to make kev maga like this on Intl TV.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 4 (The Official Thread) by coolkaboom(m): 8:12pm On Oct 24, 2009
No mind geraldine, she's takin the art of flyin undr d radar to a whole new level. till there's only 3 HMs, nobody ll remembr she's still there.
Computers / Re: Starcomms Or Multi-link Broadband by coolkaboom(m): 1:55pm On Oct 24, 2009
I just got zoom (reltel) and the speed is decent. The bonus part is their modem is 100% free of charge so u only pay 10k for the initial 60 days with 300 hr airtime. If they cover ur end of Lag, u ought to try it out bro.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 4 (The Official Thread) by coolkaboom(m): 12:50pm On Oct 24, 2009
kevo should fashi d babe sef. with or without d moola, once he is back in naija, he would be able to catch far better chics in naija without 1% of d humiliation. If na me chase babe sotay and she giv me nasty drama b4 she eventually agree, I go make sure say she suffr wel wel for makin me beg.

which kin yeye love? focus on d game. He  should try mzamo if he has agro. She's way more willing if u can get past her drunkeness.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 4 (The Official Thread) by coolkaboom(m): 5:42pm On Oct 23, 2009
its such a good devt that nkenna won. Hope she uses her switch power very well and doesnt end up inadvertently eliminatin one of her country-mates. It's guaranteed she will be up for nomination along with either geraldin or kevo (if he survives sunday).hope she puts up someone so unappealing to africa that they have no choice but to ignore 'naijaphobia' and let us be. I recommend leonel or mzamo.

jolly good show for our village girl, i didn't think she had it in her. Igbo woman and 'ego - moneeey' kai.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 4 (The Official Thread) by coolkaboom(m): 7:55pm On Oct 10, 2009
it's goin to be a real nail-biter with these polls o walahi.I checkd this morn and was very relieved to see Kevliz clearly safe but now , i gather its almost neck-a-neck. Hope Alexander Phorbes doesnt pull a fast one on us and announce any yeye abracadabra result tmrw, or else, we let loose our veritable maurice-iwu to giv em a 'fair and balanced' result , LOL.

make una keep doing multiple thumbprint to save our guy o abeg. He's a true fellow with a heart of gold. I just kant help feelin him.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 4 (The Official Thread) by coolkaboom(m): 12:54pm On Sep 19, 2009
Geraldine no de yan because her dentition is wack
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 4 (The Official Thread) by coolkaboom(m): 12:52pm On Sep 19, 2009
BBA 4 is off d hook for shizzy. Work hasnt let me catch too much action but this thread is just too fabulous. Good work guys, keep it coming.
I'm really feeling our naija boy Kevin, BB finally found a bloke that could represent d real swagga.
Sports / Re: Nff Board Meets Over Eaglets Age Scandal by coolkaboom(m): 3:37pm On Aug 25, 2009
u guys are missing d poimt,
d real mystery is to find out how d 7 other young lads managed to decieve the MRI test that they are under 17 and get them to teach the other team members then demand that FIFA re do the test.
chikena.
Fashion / Re: What is the Best Cream For Someone Who's Dark In Complexion? by coolkaboom(m): 3:23pm On Aug 25, 2009
use a good dose of engine oil and deisel to get the perfect shine.You will be shinning so much, in fact, you will not need to take a bath for months.
Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Best Music Producer In Nigeria Now? by coolkaboom(m): 3:18pm On May 15, 2009
They are all brilliant in their own right. The abundance of rich talent is testament to the ingenuity of naija youth. We just keep smashing into new frontiers and improving the music scene. Naija music is set to rule Africa 4 ever and d world in good time.

While we are on the subject, what's your favourite naija - centric music tv station. Right now, I am so into soundcity on dstv. The production is solid and i'm proud they are representing.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa III (3): Official Thread by coolkaboom(m): 7:34pm On Sep 10, 2008
BIG UPS , You guys are TOO awesome, I haven't been able to catch BBA3 lately, every time i try to watch, the HMs invoke the spirit of sleep and i'm simply overwhelmed ( 4 real, this thread is actually more fun than the actual show). my colleagues at work think I'm the oracle because after updating on Nairaland, I feel like an authority on any subject.

LC; U too much. I once jibed u about ur input, it's too great to be limited to just this site. U really should be putting this on some news paper column. Trust me, U'll command such a huge following. Nigeria's loss is Nairalands gain. Pls keep it coming.
Politics / Re: 'My Power Project Story' By Olusegun Obasanjo by coolkaboom(m): 8:52am On Jun 15, 2008
for fear of NEA taking light before i finish this ost, i shall make it brief. OBJ should be hung by his nuts. if after 8 yrs in ower, all he has to show for it is incomlete projects (that didnt sto him from going on a commissioning spree b4 leavin office) then he is even dafter than i thot.
if u are given a contract to deliver , say vehicles , do u exect kudos if you bring in the cars but cant find thhe steering wheels.
for one who promised so much, he delivered very little. perhaps if he spent more time fixing the situation instead of trying desperately to stay in power for ever. Nigeria, Africa and the rest of the world must hold him accountable for wasting 8 years of our life.
Religion / Re: Scandal: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome In South African Trouble! by coolkaboom(m): 3:45pm On Apr 25, 2008
casibbsy:

SHAWN123

you can say whatevr you want, but you wont take my miracle away from me, besides i openly declared that i have full proof of my condition before and after the miracle from doctors, if you want , you can take me to any doctor of your choice who can prove that i'm HIV negative! have you ever asked yourself why the so called man refused to give his details? don't you think he is the fake one? i invite you again to get all of my records from the doctor and my full identity and the pictures i was taken before and after the miracle, if its not enough , you can take me to any doctor of your choice, then maybe it will dawn to your mind that miracles are really, your unbelief will not stop God from using Pastor Chris from performing niracles to give back life to those who could have died. iI HAD FULL BLOWN AIDS BUT NOW IM HIV NEGATIVE, IM CANCER FREE AND I HAVE RECEIEVED MY LIFE BACK BECAUSE OF PASTOR CHRIS, TAKE IT OR LEAVE BUT THATS WHAT GOD CAN DO FOR THOSE WHO BELIEVE AND HAVE FAITH IN HIS WORD. may the good Lord bring an understanding of His word as you read through this beautiful testimony of mine!!!!!!!!!!! cheesy

i am happy 4 u if it truely happens as expressed, but,, please in the name of God (and ur Pastor Chris) refrain from having unprotected sex and or using public clippers. while ur faith is commendable, abeg, the not-so-believing public is at great danger with such healing bonanza.

i have long been a cynic.while i believe miracles do happen, i have always suspected the frenzy with which pentecostal churches seek to cheapen it for quick commercial gain.it's all business for these Guys,
abeg, wE TOO BAD.
Romance / Re: Love Could Be Funny by coolkaboom(m): 10:59am On Apr 17, 2008
maybe we need to be borrowing some traditions from india
Romance / Re: Do You Believe In Soulmates? by coolkaboom(m): 10:56am On Apr 17, 2008
ur soulmate doesnt have to be ur spouse, it doesnt even have to be from the opp sex, it\s just someone that u share a kindred affinity with.it doesnt always have to be a physical attraction.some are especially lucky to find this in d person they are with, but, it hardly is d case.
Romance / Re: I Hated This Girl Before, But Now,we Are In Love. Is It Possible? by coolkaboom(m): 10:46am On Apr 17, 2008
perfectly normal.some of my best relationships have been with babes who couldnt stand me.the conquest is more refreshing when u manage to switch em from foe to beau.
Romance / Re: My Workaholic Boyfriend Is Always Working by coolkaboom(m): 11:54am On Mar 08, 2008
i have a view on this that might surprise a few, many man who spends endless hours at work is surely running away from home, or at least putting it off till as late as possible.it could be a bad marriage or just a lousy home situation, he views the office as a refuge from the sorry reality he has waiting for him at home.not saying this is the case this time, but it happens.i once had this boss who was the 1st in and last out everyday, in fact, we were convinced he was practically living in d office.a visit to his home during his son's 10th birthday revealed he was living with a grade a Margareth Thatcher. we were more sympathetic to his eccentric ways afterwards.

no point slaving over a career and investing all ur time in it if there's no-one there to share it with.there simply must be a way to strike a balance without estranging your loved ones.it applies to both men and women.take a load off, prioritise and learn to effectively delegate to your subordinates some tasks so that everybody gets out early enough.regardless of how invaluable you feel u r, do ou realise that if u were to move on, your company will not die or suffer too much.a replacement will be at your desk before u r out of d door way.

wake up.
Education / Re: Cultists Are Threatening Me In My School by coolkaboom(m): 5:04pm On Feb 21, 2008
u need inspiration, when u get home, go to the local video-club and rent all d van-damm, jackie chan, jet li films u can lay your hands on. also refer to these series available on DVD, Prison Break and 24. U will learn so much that u can use to outsmart your tormentors. cool

remember this phrase and take it to heart, "actor no dey die!!"
Romance / Re: What Does This Message From My Boyfriend Mean? by coolkaboom(m): 4:10pm On Feb 21, 2008
IT'S JUST A HARMLESS RIDDLE to finger your mind and keep u on edge. dont mind d conspiracy theorists. by d time u start scrutinising all ur friends trying to fish out d judas, u'll seem like a dumb paranoid witch.
Romance / Re: If Your Girlfriend Refuses To Kiss You by coolkaboom(m): 3:57pm On Feb 21, 2008
u may want to consider changing your brand of tooth-paste. u must check out d recent close-up commercials
Romance / Re: She Said Yes by coolkaboom(m): 9:36am On Feb 21, 2008
@ mantee, chychy,

i really gave it a honest shot. kicked every side-action to d curb and focused on making it happen this time. u don't hav to see things my way, but b4 God and Man, i didnt screw this up. if anything, maybe i was too impulsive in diving into d marriage proposal thingy and looking back, i excercised very poor judgement for not bailing out at d 1st signs of trouble.i am being philosophical about this, perhaps God was using her to punish me for some past misdeeds or something. i have done my penance, it's time to move on.
PEACE.

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